Superstar starts from the Film and Television Academy

Big Star Star Starts at Film Academy Chapter 61

Headmaster Wu waved his hand repeatedly, "Alas, still too young." That said, there was an air of pride in his tone, clearly satisfied with Liang Feng's and his team's performance.

After the audience finished casting their votes, Principal Huadian suddenly asked, "Next, it should be the last group, right?"

Coincidentally, the host began to announce the curtain: Next, the second class of the Acting Department of the Beijing Film Academy was invited to perform an original play, "Donkey's Water".

There was a sudden commotion in the small theater. What's the play? I've never seen it before. Wait, an original play? No kidding, right? Is it an original play?

A handful of drama lovers with their butts off the stool ready to leave at any moment, no kidding, a bunch of freshman dolls and an original play? Do you really think they're experiments?

Principal Huadian slapped the table and laughed, "Old Wu ah, I can't see that you guys are really a hidden dragon and crouching tiger, you've only started getting original scripts in your first year of college, it's not simple!"

This may seem like a compliment, but it's an implied sarcasm, and everyone in the room is an insider, who doesn't know that original scripts are hard to get? Even a professional drama troupe such as Renyi, which is known as the highest drama hall in China, rarely attempts an original drama, an original drama from the beginning of the creation of the script to the audition to the final public performance, often need more than ten years, or even generations of polishing.

A group of freshmen actually dared to launch an original drama on such an occasion, to put it nicely, a newborn calf is not afraid of a tiger, to put it bluntly, it's purely self-important.

The smile on Principal Wu's face was gone, and he turned his head in embarrassment, pretending not to hear, and subconsciously glared at Tao Yuehua.

Tao Yuehua was so frustrated, she'd already talked to Han Fei, but this product was just bent on going ahead, and she was desperate too!

Soon Han Fei and his group also set up the scene, that is, a table, a few chairs, the four people to take their seats.

The opening performance of Han Fei's four unexpectedly stable, which also let the scene of some ready to leave the drama lovers, sit tight, not to mention how the script, at least the main performance of the four is still good.

When Han Fei four hands folded together and shouted the line: change the poor, stupid, weak and selfish peasants in China! Everyone thought it was a melodrama type drama.

However, they quickly dismissed this idea, because the next four people's misappropriation of Donkey's Water's salary for their own benefit instantly collapsed their lofty image.

The conversation between Zhang Yiman and Pei Kueshan immediately afterwards also made the audience laugh.

Zhang Yiman: Breeding costs energy!

Pei Kui-san: What kind of physical strength does it take to breed?

Iman: You shut up you!

Kui San: Why do you tell me to shut up?

Iman: You breed without physical effort!

Qui Shan: What do you mean by that?

Yiman: I don't know your strength at that level?

Qui Shan: You get it straight!

Tie Nan: What else to say? I heard it all, she said you can't!

Headmaster Wu are a little blind, first followed together with a laugh, heart criticism: vulgar, really damn vulgar!

As professional actors, they had a sudden change in their hearts and began to seriously examine this play, which seemed to be a child's play, if only for the beginning, this play seemed to be no different from an ordinary sketch.

Tao Yuehua almost didn't bite her lower lip, this group of bastards can just mess around, but also fill in pornographic paragraphs, is not this not a public embarrassment to her?

However, the rest of the episode once again reveals the selfishness of the four, the donkey shed is on fire, but they can't be bothered to put out the fire with the water they got from the donkey, the reason being that if they put out the fire with water, they won't have any water to bathe in, which is undoubtedly a great irony.

Just like Sun Jia's angry shout: "You treated him like a human being first! You treat him like a human being when you take his salary and use him for payroll, and his house is on fire? Which one of you hasn't used Donkey Kong's money? He carries your water and works for you every day, why are you so heartless?"

Principal Walden Huh said, "This little girl is very spiritual."

There was also finally a smile on Principal Wu's face.

Only a few of the actors of Human Art were growing more and more pale, from here they saw the ambition of the creator, it was obvious that what he was going to create was not a simple amusing yellow drama.

The plot moves along quickly, with a telegram from the Education Bureau that an education commissioner is coming to the school tomorrow to check on all the teachers, and everyone decides to have a play about a coppersmith posing as an English teacher.

Zhang Yiman, played by Xu Yinluo, leaned against the coppersmith very seductively, her white thighs suddenly exposed to the air from the confines of the cheongsam.

"Don't worry, I'll sleepwear him!"

There was a grunt, and it was clear that no one doubted that Zhang Yiman could not "sleep-suit" the coppersmith, and that they were about to be put to sleep sitting on the stage!

Principal Huadian said "Huh" again, "This girl is also very malleable."

"Huh? Well, yes." Principal Wu coughed for a while.

If it wasn't for the fact that the performance was still going on, Tao Yuehua would have already rushed on stage and dragged Han Fei over for a stinker, not only was this product talking about pornography, he was also fucking blatantly acting pornography on stage .........

Chapter 81 A play that makes you want to laugh but can't.

The second act is more interesting, the education commissioner, that is, Jin Boyuan appeared, this product's prop suit is really not easy to buy, originally the education commissioner should be wearing a mountain suit, had no choice but to change to a suit, looks like a landlord more than a government official.

But his appearance made the audience inexplicably burst into light laughter, and it was clear that he had a good audience.

The plot continues to advance, when it comes to Zhang Yiman found that the education commissioner does not understand English, the coppersmith gibbered a bunch of "spells", but the education commissioner shook his hand and said sincerely: "worthy of the foreign further study teacher, speak English is good".

The audience opened their mouths to laugh, but found it somewhat difficult to do so, because isn't that what is happening in the present day? Many Huaxia people seem to subconsciously believe that foreign teachers are better than domestic teachers in teaching English.

It is undoubtedly ironic that many foreign teachers, who are actually refugees from poor countries in Africa and whose English and teaching skills are very mediocre, are paid many times as much as good English teachers in China.

A few actors from the People's Art Department looked at it more and more seriously, and their long-term professional experience told them that if the play continued in its current style, it would be a good script with substance.

As expected, the next scene surprised no one, the education commissioner left and reported the situation to his superiors, who appreciated the situation and said that a Mickey philanthropist was touched after hearing about Donkey Kong's deeds and gave Donkey Kong's teacher a special donation of 30,000 French dollars for this purpose.

The plot and the dialogue are still in the absurd, black humor style, which makes people laugh, but the audience are all veterans of the drama for many years, the metaphors in the play are obvious to them, how can they laugh?

Isn't the irony here that it is the various charitable foundations of the day? Who can guarantee that every cent of their love will fall on those who need them?

And then to the education commissioner back to Sanmin Primary School, Han Fei played the role of the Sun Principal saw that it was impossible to hide the truth, the result is that everyone did not expect, the education commissioner simply ignored the stubble, because in fact, the rice charity donated is not 30,000 French coins, but 100,000 French coins, the remaining 70,000 French coins were naturally misappropriated in various names.

The education commissioner played by Jin Boyuan pounded the table and threatened, "I don't care if you want the 30,000 French coins or not, but the 70,000 French coins have already been planned, and if you can't get the money, I'll shoot you all one by one!"

Well, the live drama lovers were completely numb, and together with the 100,000 French coins they hadn't even gotten their hands on the money, they had already figured out how to embezzle and embezzle it.

Headmaster Huadian looked deeply at Headmaster Wu and spoke in a somewhat dissatisfied tone, "Headmaster Wu, you've already prepared a surprise for us, huh?"

Come on, a freshman can produce a script this deep? Look at the stage of these students, mouth side of the fluff has not faded clean it, obviously this is the Wu headmaster prepared specifically for his downfall.

The headmaster Wu was wronged, how did he know what was going on, the more he watched the play, the more he was frightened ah!

Tao Yuehua also slowly figured out that this drama wasn't like the work of the game she had imagined.

Cui Wenjing's face became ugly, although she was temporarily one point ahead, but if the two sides were tied, it would finally depend on the number of votes, her intuition told her that this work, which she had previously thought was a miscalculation on Tao Yuehua's part, was the real killer of the other side, this green tea, was simply too treacherous!

In the aftermath, the story is almost absurd, as the group agrees on a way to deal with the philanthropist by pretending that the coppersmith is Donkey Kong Deshui.

However, the scene at the memorial service was even more absurd. The Yonkinese philanthropist insisted on giving the money to Donkey's Deshui's relatives, so Principal Sun pushed his daughter Sunjia out as the coppersmith's wife.

The memorial service was a mess, and the Yonkinese philanthropist felt cheated and refused to hand over the donation.