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Adventurer Guild.

That's what the sign said about the big fat guy.

"... so this is what the assortment looks like!?

"Shh! Mr. LaPlath, he said he had a loud voice!

The shopkeeper threw his gaze at Laplace's muddled voice.

"'Cause it said' Adventurer Guild Guys, 'and isn't it weird that this is all the clothes for adventure?

"There aren't many female adventurers, and I just have a little corner. Every store."

There are several stores selling equipment for adventurers.

Akayama, Akaki, Kosoto…, and then stores such as Sakaak and Puma Hall, which specialize in large races of the body, are expanding throughout the country.

However.

In every store, most of the gear for men was sold, and the gear for women adventurers was to the point of having a corner in the discreet top floor corner.

Of course, there are few variations and the price is a bit higher than for men.

What the hell, though Tanya was confused at first.

"At some point, you thought it was like that..."

"No, no, that's crazy. Tanya's an adventurer, too, so come on. Take a look, it's a second half price for a man. Nooooooo!

"Hey, customers!

When I'm interacting like that, a middle-aged shopkeeper cracks in like I cut a numb.

He was a tough man with a bald head and an adventurer.

"Are you buying, not buying? I refuse to chill."

"Oh, excuse me. Uh, a set of gear for swordsmen and a long robe for magicians."

"Phew. What, sister, are you kidding me?

"Uh... yes, for once"

I just transferred.

"Heh heh, listen and be surprised. And Tanya is a magic swordsman."

And, LaPlath makes a dooya face.

"Magic Swordsman...... so!?

The shopkeeper opened his eyes in amazement,

"Ha ha!!!! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Keep joking, it's impossible for such a young sister to be a magic swordsman of the highest rank. Even a man will take another decade."

I burst into laughter.

Well, that's right, a woman like this is the highest ranking or something funny, isn't it?

Tanya also haha, and falls into delusion with a loving laugh.

but.

At that time, LaPlath groaned.

"Ho. I see. Ten years for a guy like that means three minutes for Tanya."

"Ah? Did I say something?"

"What the hell!! I didn't say anything!!

Dogoo!

LaPlath plunged into the store wall with the sound of

Tanya, it is a blow to Kaishin.

The extra moment is no thanksgiving.

Buzz...... and give a disturbing smoke. LaPlath is

"No, no... I didn't say anything... except for the real thing...

and thumbed up.

"Hey! I didn't say, hey, Mr. LaPlath!? Yeah, yeah, the store owner. Try it on, please try it on!!

Omedetto, rubbing has been avoided!

Tanya lowers her chest with relief.

…… but.

This is how you've been avoiding rubbing, but in the end, you're fired.

Tanya stops the tingling and painful chest.

"Ooh... hey, that's awesome power. I'll pay for the wall later. Nice to meet you."

"What!?

Chikuri, not anywhere.

My wallet took a lot of damage.

"Stay with me... Tanya, I want you to know that magic enhances your physical abilities."

Laplace sits on a chair in the corner of the store and sighs.

It is the first Shabbah in 300 years.

The condition of Aude, the king's capital, changed a lot, and so did the people.

View the store. A few female adventurers are moving in and out of the store, although they have a slight foothold.

La Place, who watched without looking at it,

"…… that?

I noticed something.

"Something much thinner, isn't it?

The female adventurer who goes out.

And a healer.

And a sorcerer.

And a burglar (sheaf) who saw only two of them.

Every female adventurer wears thin clothes.

Hiding was all about milk and buttocks, and some of them were in what condition.

"Is it a modern fashion? Heh."

Okay.

I wonder what kind of equipment Tanya will make. I would refrain from exposure to boulders.

If I moved to a magic swordsman, would I have all the armor, shoulders and cages?

"Thank you for waiting, Mr. LaPlath!

"Oh, have you made up your mind, Tanya? Huh!?

"To?"

LaPlath was stunned.

"WHAT THAT HALENCH FASHION IS!!!!?????"

"What... armor for women?"

"I can't stop having such a weak looking armor! You're on the front line as a swordsman though, aren't you?! Why are you giving out Heso in that situation!?

That's right.

It appeared from the fitting room.

Tanya was wearing a pink bikini armor.

"No, I thought you didn't want to wear thin under your worn robe until just now! Tanya, were you, maybe, Chichichichichi crazy!?

"Hey, excuse me! Wow, I'm embarrassed to dress like this too!? But this is a model recommended by the Adventurers' Association."

"Huh?????

"Look, this approved mark. I can't get a guild job without this gear!

LaPlath was again stunned.

It's an approved mark.

But the shopkeeper, standing next to Tanya, blushing like a boiler, nodded often.

I don't believe it.

Adventurers Association Recommendations?

This, like, dangerous gear?

"It's always been this design that women prefer to expose their skin as much as possible to increase their sensitivity to magic."

I see.

LaPlath hits the knee.

Was it because the female adventurer I saw was a fashion that was highly exposed by the time it was unnatural, neither he nor anyone else?

LaPlath sigh exuberantly.

Pity.

I can't believe the correct magic theory hasn't spread at all in the last 300 years.

"...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

"What is it, sister? Even complaining about our products?

"It is. Rather than your product, this is a structural problem."

"Structure?"

"Freaky common sense, freaky habits. When nobody notices it."

"What are you talking about, honey?"

"Great. Tanya, then the shopkeeper. How foolish and pointless this Hallench Armor is... I will lecture you straight away."

Patchouli,.

At the same time as Laplace's fingers ring, a number of letters and shapes appear in the air.

"Hey, what's this? This nee, without a chant!?

And the scream of the store owner echoed in the store where there were no other customers.

"………… So the basics of magic are 'circulation'. You mean above all how you circulate, amplify, and process magic to get the results you want. I mean, skin exposure and magic have nothing to do with anything, nothing like this. It's irrelevant! Okay?

It was a flowing magic lecture.

Amazing logic unfolded even in Tanya, where he was chairing at the School of Mages, the School of Adventurers, and a great lecture where he didn't have time to breathe.

The name of the Great Witch is not Dada.

"One, that is..."

Gokuri, and Tanya rattles her throat.

"These high-exposure armor and sketchy tights, they..."

"Yeah. I'm just a jerk."

"Seriously."

Tanya holds her head.

Anger creeps me up when I think about the sketchy gear I've been wearing patiently, lacking in functionality.

It was so cold, and I had a hard time getting weird sunburn marks and stuff.

That doesn't make any sense.

You're too fucking modest!?

"But I don't know. I know what you're saying, but this is the only place in this store! If you don't like it, buy it elsewhere!

"Ok, ok, the other way around."

LaPlath laughs at Henyo.

"Fine. Give Tanya that Halench armor. Then I'll have... a white piece there. The length is long, and the embroidery on the sleeves is so cute."

"Hey, that's the finest magician's gear."

"From a tease. Hey, hey, Tanya. What's your favorite color?

"Heh? Ah, uh..., maybe not very feminine, but I think you like gray"

"Oh! Gray, nice. You'd look great on Tanya's grey cherry blossom colored hair!

LaPlath exalts herself and tells her to sing.

"A magic swordsman of ash cherry blossoms? Yeah, it's not bad. Ok, ok! I'll take care of it. In the name of the Great Witch, remake that tiny armor to the best gear in stats and design. Yo, I'm gonna stick it out ~ all the time!

Pattin!

LaPlath's fingers squeal.

The pink bikini armor left only the 'Society of Adventurers Approved Mark' on his chest, transforming it into a Rin Knight-like piece of equipment. Mimizu, more cloth.

The dress-like coat is a luxurious and elegant design that captured Tanya's heart.

LaPlath's chosen coat was also stitched together with the slit area that was as far around her thighs as the characteristic embroidery she liked. The coat, which was white, is dyed the same pitch black as Laplace's hair.

"Wow! Wow. Wow, that's cool!!

Tanya makes her eyes shine.

"Phew, if it were me, I could afford to do this. Not only does it look good, but it also has the highest quality durability and magic resistance. What do you say, Tanya? Do you like it?"

"Awesome! Wow, it was this kind of adventurous admiration!!

"It suits the Great Sword well, too. How about mine?

"Mr. LaPlath looks amazing too! The dress was good, but the coat is good, too. It feels good to hide at your feet too...... sorry about that. Mr. Laplace? The chest area, it's still open."

"Hmm?"

"Exposure, it doesn't make sense."

"Oh. This is my hobby exposure."

"Hobby Exposure"

"In other words."

"In other words?"

"It makes sense!

"Oh my!!

The shopkeeper was completely ashamed of Cacca and the two shaggy female adventurers and the many super-skilled sorceries close to the LaPlath miracle unfolding in front of him.

"Well, what was in the store was a piece of cloth, and you're paying for it, Mr. Laplace?"

"You have a bad mouth, don't you? Of course I'll pay. It's not a robbery, is it? This La Place, whose parents are fat, will pay for it."

Leather bag in the hands of Laplace.

It was the currency that I took out of it.

… 300 years ago.

"What the hell. Customer, you can't use this."

"Ehhhhhhhhhh!?

"Seriously -!?

A resounding Tanya scream and a LaPlath scream.

- Payment, what do we do?