The Demon King Who Lost His Job

Unemployment devil Author: dance industry

brief introduction:

Merlin: "My wife Alice is an idiot. She says she has big breasts and no brains. She is also a washboard brave. She thinks that she is a little guardian of justice all day long, but she actually stings her feet!"

Alice: My husband, Merlin, is a stupid X. He is said to be mentally retarded. This pornographic demon is full of YY in his head. He fantasizes about himself as rich as the enemy, but he is actually poor!"

The relationship between the two looks really good (° △ °|||)︴

Merlin: "Go!" Alice: "Go!"

Volume One Crusade Chapter 1:

The southern continental coast.

The blue waves hit the beach in bursts.

The seagull spread its wings and flew over the moored boat below and looked down at the man and woman.

The blond man is called Merlin, the former head of the First Demon King's Hall.

The silver-haired woman is called Alice, the 233rd generation of heroes of the Holy See.

The two went through a series of twists and turns, rowing a small boat for three days and three nights before crossing the strait to come here.

"Do you really want this?"

Alice bit her trembling lips, faintly losing her blood, her eyes full of humiliation and unwillingness.

"Take it off, don't force me to be rough, I'm still a gentleman."

Merlin was expressionless, holding his hand on the handle of the knife, as if he would pull the knife at any time, "Goo..."

Alice let out a cry of sorrow from deep in her throat, unexpectedly she would encounter such a thing.

She covered her chest with her hands, her face flushed, as if she was about to be fucked.

Alice raised her head and glanced at Merlin secretly. Although her face was expressionless, her eyes became extremely obscene and pornographic.

Poor Alice seemed to have predicted that her virginity would be tarnished by the Devil, with crystal tears in her eyes.

If I knew this, I would not be a bullshit brave anymore, and I would encounter such humiliation...

Merlin frowned, tilted her head, and was full of question marks. She couldn't figure out the situation at all?

Under the pressure, Alice began to do business.

Take off the white silk cloak with the Holy See pattern, take off the expensive mithril light armor, take off the black stockings, and untie the tulle-like underwear.

Even the pink chubby was folded and placed on the top.

The white skin is shining with the sunlight, the soft and delicate body curve is ingenious, the silver hair is inextricably tangled, and the shabby washboard on the chest...

The beauty of the girl is undoubtedly revealed, showing the perfect combination of strength and beauty, every inch of skin can be imagined.

Alice was sitting on her knees on the beach, her cheeks flushed and she was charming.

She covered her washboard with her hand, and her sex with the other hand. The huge sense of shame left the girl's brain blank.

Alice shivered in the slightly salty sea breeze.

So the dignified generation of brave men was robbed by the demon king?!

The cause of all this,

I have to start from three days ago...

The lens shines, shines.

cough!

My name is Merlin.

The third master of the First Demon King Hall.

The ordinary village name calls me the Great Demon King of the First Hall, and the guys in the Holy See ask me to open the plug-in Lucifer III.

Although I have many names, only I know it. I am a person who was forcibly pulled into another world by the altar, commonly known as the traverser, with 99999999...999 skill points.

I am very helpless about this. Anyhow, I am also the captain of the Wudaogang team. Why is this unlucky thing on me?

The most terrible thing is not to travel to another world, but I was cursed.

As time goes by, my heart will gradually shrink.

Although I am strong, I drew the magic sword "Vientiane Jialuo"

But still, my heart shrinks, causing me to die naturally.

Please don't...

I am only eighteen years old, and I have been a demon king for only three years. I don't want to die!

Oh, by the way, let me explain that the demons are eighteen years old, which means that human beings are almost two hundred years old, which means that I am an old guy who is almost two hundred years old.

Just when I thought that I would die in another world because of the curse, by chance, I discovered the secret of the "Vientiane Gara" Taito.

It can last!

Please don't get me wrong, it's not the kind of filming method that can last one second just by lifting the black frame glasses.

But hacking down powerful enemies will relieve my shrinking heart and continue my life for a while.

The stronger the enemy, the longer the life span, such as the "Holy Rank" magicians and warriors.

As for the following high-level, mid-level, and low-level opponents, it doesn't matter if they don't mention it, it has no effect on my life continuity.

According to my guess, as long as I can hack to death the strongest in the other world, my curse can be lifted.

Unfortunately, I haven't encountered it yet.

And those so-called Vatican heroes, the hope of mankind, are all ants who like to be heroes on their lips. Although they are also "Holy Orders", they are almost all weak and vulnerable.

I have been looking forward to it!

One day you can meet the strongest in another world and defeat them.

In this way, I can lift the curse and not have to live a life of fear every day.

But now I can only cut people while spending time in another world...

"brother!"

A silver bell sounded behind Merlin, interrupting his thoughts.

Merlin looked back and saw a girl in a finely crafted evening dress, with her skirt horns raised, her long pink hair sprinkled like a waterfall, and waves at the end, licking a playful feeling.

The beautiful face was full of innocence, like a holy angel blowing a golden horn to usher in the morning sun, but surprisingly, she showed a bit of flattery when she smiled, which is easy to be overwhelmed.

This girl is named Lilith, is a powerful succubus, one of the seven generals of the First Demon King's Palace, and is also Merlin's sister.

Merlin was deeply embarrassed about this. He was the only child in the real world, but he came to another world but had a sister.

There is no doubt that it is indeed a sister.

Merlin is a soul crossing, and after waking up, he becomes a blond man, and because the soul is human, the power and characteristics of the demons have disappeared. Apart from being handsome, Mao has no advantage!

Normal demon kings have horns on their heads, but Merlin is fine. He doesn't even have bald spots on his head. If it hadn't been for the complete household registration information, he would have been roasted on fire by other demons.

At the beginning, Merlin was very kind to Lilith. He thought that having a younger sister was great. As the only child in the real world, she still yearned for brothers and sisters.

But as time passed, this feeling faded. My sister, that's just the kind of creature dangling in front of her eyes. It's super troublesome to take care of everything.

At this time, someone will definitely jump out and shout

Orthopedics Orthopedics Orthopedics!

Hey, wake up friends, it's time to move bricks.

Merlin said that orthopedics are all fake. If you really have a sister, you won't have such a naive idea.

Mei Lin is almost two hundred years old, and she has passed the naive period of thinking about orthopedics and opening the harem.

His attitude towards the opposite sex is that women are so troublesome, and I just want to live for the elderly and wait for death.

"Brother!" Lilith's face flushed, and she ran to Merlin excitedly carrying her skirt, "What did you say to yourself in the mirror? It feels very strange."

"Secondary two!? Ahem!" Merlin coughed slightly, concealing his embarrassment, "Lilith, you are still too young to understand my sorrow, brother, I am no longer at the age of second-year illness..."

"Sorrow?" Lilith raised her chin with her finger, her face was puzzled, "Sure enough, is the demon king's term of office over?"

"Although it is a bit related, but the main reason is not this..." Mei Lin sat on the luxurious bed, picked up the Mozu Daily and read it.

The so-called devil's term is all false.

The real reason can be seen from the front page of this newspaper.

"The third demon, Simon Mamen, successfully plundered the northern vault of the Holy See!"

"Fifth Demon King Ronald Bessib, caught in a rage!"