The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“I'm a good man. ”

Strange, since everyone knows I'm a good person, a good citizen who obeys the law and obeys the law, why the sheriff in front of me is still involved. “

“As a law-abiding resident of Sulphur Mountain City, pay taxes on time, work enthusiastically, are good employees in the work department, are good neighbors and good partners in the community. Look, I'm still a good pet lover. This medal, my Po is also the winner of the Community Pet Star Competition! ”

As proof of this, the medal and ribbon hang on the side of the wall, and it says "Winner of the Seventh Sulphur Mountain City Pet Competition” and "Wish us strong and lovely Po eternal health”.

And Po, who was honored for me, enjoyed his own dinner beneath the wall.

Unfortunately, no matter how I explain it, that dark elf city sheriff, staring at me dead and silent, seemed to think I was lying.

“Pets? Po? You said it was that horrible monster. That's one of the reasons you got sued! The Loves accuse your pets of attacking their son! ”

Under the award certificate at the corner of the wall, the defiled Po was licking his bones with drooling, seeing the owner look at himself, and pouring out water and laughing. It was so cute.

Love, who is it? Nothing in my memory really doesn't.

Before I hesitated to use reconnaissance techniques to trace back to my increasingly poor memory, I seemed to see my confusion, the dark elf sheriff sneering.

“ ……. Don't you find that unconvincing? You have a monster with his son's tibia in his mouth. ”

“Oh? Oh! It turns out they are skeleton soldiers on the street. Their family especially enjoys playing with Po. Such a nice guy. ”

I rushed past and pulled the bone out of Po's mouth, who grabbed the tibia from the dead, helpless. All I had to do was wave my fist and tap the stupid dog's head.

“Let go, let go, you fool. Let me go if you don't want to be in the quarantine. ”

What a good dog. Seeing me so insistent, sweet Po whimpered and gave up his baby with a heartbreaking expression.

“Don't worry, Po, when you get rid of the bitch in front of you, I'll let the Loves play with you for a whole year.” I promised quietly.

This tibia was captured as proof of guilt. It's hard to argue. I squeezed a smile on my face, tried to please the sheriff in front of me, and smiled.

“Misunderstandings, misunderstandings. Po is just too enthusiastic. It always likes to make new friends, and when you leave, you always stick around. Isn't it normal to take a little souvenir from your friends? ”

I tried to hand over the bones, but the sheriff backed away.

“Stay back. Keep a safe distance, who knows what evil spells you put in there. My colleagues are still out there, and if I can't go back, are you going to face the anger of the entire city's security force? ”

I have lowered my breath enough, this little woman did not give face, I kindly handed my tibia, like I saw something disgusting, took two steps back, and put out a guarded dead fish face,

“I'm the sheriff representing the city, you know the consequences of the attack on the police. ”

“Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I'm such a good man.” To lament the sensitivity and vigilance of the Dark Pokémon to magic, helplessly, all I had to do was quietly disperse the hypnotic and venomous snake curse in my tibia and let the vicious magic dissipate silently.

“I don't care if you're a good person or not, in accordance with the Iwo Mountain City Security Regulations, compensation of 50 gold coins and a home apology can be made within a three-day deadline. ”

The bitch threw down her harsh words and took back her tibia and turned around and walked away.

“If you don't want me to come to the door again, remember, report to the city management team in three days! ”

Close the door, my face won't look good.

“Bitch, watch out for being knocked out of a stick that day and sold to the slave market. Dark Pokémon has always been the best seller and most valuable commodity in the underground world. ”

The curse of psychological malice, but didn't say it, because once the exit was done, if the bitch was really sold, I wasn't the first suspect, I wasn't that stupid.

“Big sister, you're amazing. I dared to law enforcement with such a horrible monster, and as soon as I saw him, I was scared to death. ”

“Hmm, Amin, these guys are all the same. External strong middle dry, as a glorious city pipe in Iwo Mountain City, you need to know... ”

Not far away, there are still conversations between the two Dark Pokémon.

“Che, dare to underestimate me. If I hadn't washed my mind and planned to be a good person, you would have been sold into the kiln tonight. ”

Lovely Po saw his master get a little frustrated and came together to add my face with a poisonous tongue.

“All right, all right, Po, remember you're a noble Cro-Magus, not a dumb dog who just drools around. Let's go to the Love family and apologize for dinner. Well, have a ‘dinner’. ”

This dumb dog heard some food at night, both heads flowing out of the water at the same time, more and more happy to hold me and lick.

Dogs are a good companion to humans, especially double-headed hellhounds, and it's a bit expensive to feed them. Well, magical bones are the best food for them, but with the enthusiastic support of the Loves, you could probably save another month's feed.

By the way, forget to introduce yourself. Me, Roland. Lan, 376 years old, is a good man, oh, no, to be honest, a good witch.

If you want to ask the next generation about witches, I'm afraid there won't be many positive reviews.

“Evil and unforgiving villains.” “Dead spirits and dark magic ultimately exist.” 'Nightmare of the living, king of the undead. ”

While I have always regarded it as the envy of the mediocre and the falsehood of the hypocrites, it cannot be denied that, at times, the discrimination of these prejudiced people does cause a lot of trouble.

At least, even in Iwo Jima City, where fighting is forbidden, every month I deal with a few "gang warriors" or “adventurers who create evil old homes." ”

Although most of the time they can't even break through the protective laws of this old house, sometimes I welcome them, for example when they lack experiments, for example now...

“.. I must... kill you... Don't touch anything! Goddamn tentacles!.. not here either!! My place is sensitive. Ha... Ha... Don't... Please, kill me, kill me!! Kill me if you dare. ”

The half-Pokémon Ranger who was dying in front of him, who threatened to take out my villain for Skywalker last week, is now paralyzed in a filthy dungeon * *.

“Leave me alone, at least... kill me... no!!” Multiple accumulations finally reached the top, after a fierce * * sound, she reached a certain * * of tension first, the next second, the whole powerless paralysis went on.

Those eyes, which were filled with hatred, even though they had lost focus, still instinctively looked at me dead, dead eyes, filled with hatred for half a day.

“Oops, don't look at me like that. Excessive excitement is bad for your health. ”

“Bastard!! Bastard!! Bastard!! ”

“... is there too little cursing in the elf language, or is your language teacher dying too early, and the same words don't excite me enough. ”

“Scoundrel, * * …” days in jail and torturing the will of the Ranger, but the elf's always high head and her pride have not been erased, and the blonde experiences still curse me of talking to herself, even after excessive physical exhaustion.

“Okay, enough rest. Come back next time! ”

“Dah!” With a ringing finger, countless black tentacles moved again, and these demons, who were called out by the Book of Pink, could no longer suppress * * their closeness to women.

“No!!!... Please, let me go!! ”

But how, unfortunately, did My messenger heed the inmates' plea for forgiveness?

“I'm afraid of itching!! ”

Yeah, just tickling. I'm a good man, and I'm not going to do anything that's destined to be harmonious.

“It's up to you, tentacles, to greet the itchy flesh on her waist and under her neck! That's her weakness! ”

“Ha... hee... kill me, you bastard!!... haha”

Pretty soon, under countless tentacles, she laughed straight on the ground.

“Humph! Who told you to break into my house without permission? It's a clear crime. I don't want to clean you up. I thought I was a persimmon! ”

Of course, I wouldn't say anything to the detriment of others, just to punish her, waste my magic, how is that possible?

“Please, I will lose, I surrender... I will accept any terms!! ”

“No, you hanging like this is a contribution to me. ”

I couldn't help but sigh at the slow-growing numbers on my panel.

“Hey, it's been three days since I gave you two evil points, which is enough for 100,000 points of the resurrected flesh to wait until that year. ”

When I think about the sexual life that all the people wanted, I look down at the flesh and bones left behind, and soon, my eyes went to the bad luck of the cell.

“Punishment is also good, for the sake of points... No, for justice, for our sexual life... no, to be a good man. Your suffering is my treasure. Death!

In a cage, all kinds of prisoners, cowheads, elves, most of them humans.

“Let me out!! I'm not guilty!” “Stay back!!” Crying and begging for forgiveness, but the witch ignored, if the scream is harsh, then as the guardian skull soldiers, a harsh whip will shut them up.

“Ruhr, a human, * * convicted of six counts, was arrested three times, but because of a good brother of a dock mob boss, the victims were threatened with not reporting the case, and the Supreme Court of Iwo Jima City was released twice for lack of evidence. ”

Just for the moment, this gangster is the most miserable.

“If you like mate so much, I'll let you mate enough. ”

So, I found a few cannibals over three meters tall, playing with him every day... but, is it male, or is that thicker than the human calf...

Well, now that he's in a cage, and I'm sick of it, let's talk about his neighbors.

“Dia. Kim, a professional Dijin con artist, despite being charged in dozens of cases at the same time, is very resourceful and victims often lack conclusive evidence, which, at the expense of the best lawyers in Iwo Jim City, is still at large. ”

At this point, the gambler is in a two-eyed gamble.

“I... I won!! Your money is mine, you have to let me go as promised!! I'm four Ks!! ”

The spirit player across the street laughed, and he spread the cards, four A's, just a little bigger than the other guy.

“No, no, no, it's not possible! You've won 767 in a row! You cheated!! ”

“Cheating without being caught is a legitimate means. Isn't that your quote? Well, tell me your last hidden possessions and secrets! ”

“I... I, I must turn over next!! ”

Of course the Death Card player is cheating. This is my special magic card. He can come to the card if he wants it. How did Dia win it?

And if it was a regular person, losing hundreds of games in a row, it would have been discouraging, but Dia, a gambler who had long lost his eyes, looked at the opportunity to gain freedom and wealth, how could he let go?

Dead cardholders don't have to persuade Dia to play cards at all. He only plays cards where he plays himself. The goblin gambler's greed from the bones will allow Dia to do nothing in the cage herself.

“... in case I win one, I won't be able to return it. ”

So, like the victims he deceived in the past, he was brought to the abyss of greed, and he lost the whole family.

In fact, I have no interest in his deception and secrets, but every time he loses, that outburst of frustration and anger will give me more evil points, and his neighbor, the numb guy, is getting less and less.

This is a prison, which belongs to me personally, and most of the prisoners here are bastards who, for some reason, are officially incapable of being punished in Iwo Jima City, but are indeed guilty of an unforgivable crime.

My unreliable system can gain strength from the pain and misfortune of others, and in order to be a good man, I have no choice but to take the path of evil and good.

So I brought these bastards here through certain relationships as food for my evil witch system.

The brave man who broke into Hell was treated best. Anyway, she just smashed a few vases, broke up a few skeleton gardeners, teased her for a few days, and threw them out.

And the rest, they're bastards enough to impose the death penalty, so I let them enjoy what they've done to other people, or, in other words, those who eat the evil consequences themselves.

For example, let * * offend the taste of being * *, let the deceiver taste the taste of being deceived by the Dumpster, let the robber, the thief taste the taste of being robbed, steal all the taste, let the traitor who maliciously hoards goods to make famine enjoy sleeping on the Golden Mountain without buying a slice of bread.

“Crazy!! You crazy bastard! ”

“Please, let me go! ”

How pointless it is to do things to the detriment of one's own soul, their suffering, through that anonymous system, will become my strength and the cornerstone of my resurrection.

“I'm not crazy, you're crazy! ”

“Crazy Witch!! Please let me go. I'll do anything! ”

Crazy witch? Sure, a lot of people say I'm crazy, but the earliest one is that.

My phalanges touched my chin and I remembered carefully.

“When exactly did I start going crazy? Was it the past life when, as a judge who upheld fairness and justice, he was stripped of his public office by non-judges and eventually excluded from being a lawyer? ”

“Is it with that strange system reincarnated into the world when you think you are the protagonist of destiny, vowing to make your people and your loved ones happier, but finding your cruel destiny irreversible and losing your country, your family and all your loved ones step by step? ”

“Is it a great army sworn to avenge the gods and hypocrites and to form the dead with their crippled bodies, but discovered that on the way to revenge, behind them is already a corpse and a ruin, and that it has been like a hypocrite and an ambitious man, under the banner of a crown, constantly creating disasters and tragedies? ”

“Oh, maybe, from the beginning, I've remembered for two generations, since I discovered the truth about the world, I've gone mad. ”