The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Legend has it that every transcender who breaks the boundaries of time and space receives a gift from the world... Well, commonly known as the crosser's must-have gold finger.

Evil Witch System..... is my pit father's ultimate golden finger.

Once upon a time, it wasn't called that. He had a wonderful name like the King of the Glorious Knights, but unfortunately, he became that name only from the moment I abandoned the status of the Holy Knight and started learning black magic.

Once upon a time, his daily tasks were to help old ladies in the streets, help little girls find lost kittens and other joyful tasks, rather than the unfolding of such a pit father today.

“Take a look at today's daily routine… again, this pit father's two choices, destroy any town of more than 30,000 people, reward 10,000 evil points. Grab three kids' lollipops for 1 point. If neither is complete, deduct 2 points. ”

“Psst! When I was stupid, I really ruined a town and promised to paint a used Knights of all Epic to crusade me, sometimes for money, without flowers. ”

Little Laurie, a passing cowhead, smoked her lollipop, watched the little girl cry and get pulled away by her mother. She just put it in the entrance, but heard the crisp sound of lollipop and bone impact before remembering that she had no taste.

“Hey, when can I enjoy the flavor of food again? The magic is full, but it's not good. ”

Even if the girl's mother dragged the bear child away, the little girl seemed reluctant to give up, and the water stared at me and seemed to find that I was unable to eat food and what I was expecting.

Think Uncle Witch walking by is just a prank? You'll be returning the lollipop to yourself soon.

Well, in order to live up to each other's expectations, I click on the bar to bite the sugar chunks and throw up on the floor one by one.

“Whoo-hoo!! Weird uncle grabbed my candy. ”

“Don't look, let's go. ”

And then, unexpectedly, there was a cry of joy, and I was in a much better mood, because I remembered a child who was a bearer of lawlessness.

“Is there no human right for the dead? The ancient magic scroll was used as a painting paper for graffiti, dragon blood ink was used as pigment, hard made alchemy was used as soda, even my ribs were secretly removed to play puzzle, I slept for only two hours, the lab became ruined, the destructive power of the bear child was so terrible..."

“Hey, when can I get revenge?” I hate tooth itches when I think of those lawless bear kids, especially a wild untrained old bear.

Suddenly, but unexpectedly, a system prompt was heard.

“Ding, congratulations to the host for accumulating the 100th Little Lori Zheng, rewarding the Evil Points by 10 points. - Looks like a six-year-old, more than 20 legal Lori? Out of stats, expired fake Lori is evil! ”

I couldn't help but be delighted to see the sudden success, and the first reward for the Achievement System was ten points, which matched my 10-day routine.

“As usual, if you make 100 cry, you make 1000 cry, and the reward is at least doubled..."

So I glanced at the little girl on the street, Zhengtai...

“Humph, even if there is no daily routine, it is the duty of our good people to let the bear children understand the rules and avoid the same bad luck. ”

“What better way to play? By the way, activate the creature, make the bear child's toys run around nasty monsters, magic paint, turn the bear beard's lollipop into malignant shit yellow! ”

As a victim of the scourge of bear children, when I think of the magic scrolls and precious scriptures that could avenge my destruction, bad ideas emerge one by one.

“No, no, that's not strong enough. Turn the pillowcase into a man-eater. Let the bear child be afraid of seeing the pillow in the future. By the way, there's Alpha Black Tentacles, so enjoy itchy hell, too. ”

“By the way, aren't bear children afraid of ghosts? Oh, it's time to rebuild the Undead Army, wake up, my Undead God!! ”

That day, I finally knew that we had less than 200 bear children in our neighborhood...

Me traveling the streets with thousands of skeletons, hatred, zombies, it's a little wasted.....

That day, before the city management team received the report and arrived at the scene, before being caught by a Dark Pokémon team, I had walked all over the neighborhood and only made one hundred and sixty cry...

And when I learned that I had summoned the Army of the Undead to avenge the children of the Bears, the mixed smile and contempt of the city stewards became my new black history.

“Congratulations to hosts who have been despised by hundreds of women at once for special achievements. 'Whether the child's head is in water or slurry'. After rewarding the honorable title ‘mentally retarded children' equipment, there is a certain chance to gain the sympathy of women, but the femininity of the equipper's heterosexuality is reduced by 100. ”

... Anyway, I've been used to the system pit and my reputation stinks to the bottom, as evidenced by my system's recognition of negative 88 charm, it's no big deal to reduce heterosexual relationships by another 100 points... anyway, as it turns out, I can't find a girlfriend.

Why is it a rational analysis, when I say this, I feel all the blood tears coming out of my orbit... OK, I am a great magician who has been single for 300 years, but right now, at least, I have finished avenging the child of the rival bear!

Remembering those crying bear kids, I laughed deliberately, and I've figured out how to write today's journal.

AD1896 Dragon Summer, March 6, is destined to be forever engraved in the memory of the bear children of Sulphur City, historically known as the "Lollipop Hunter Incident." ”Pillow Monster Eating Man Incident”

“On that day, the children recalled the horror of being ruled by that guy... humiliated by wanton deprivation of what they loved, the despair of being swallowed up by a bite of their own toys, the fear of being surrounded by dead spirits...”

When I was reminiscent, the system tone came back.

“Ding! A hundred bear children crying in a day accomplished! Reward Evil Points by 10 points. Congratulations to the host for receiving the honorable title 'Kid Bear Ke Xing'. After equipping, she feels too naturally threatened by Laurie under twelve. A friendly reminder, make 500 bear children cry at once, reward the honor title ‘Bear Kid Killer' to make a thousand cry at once...

At this point, the system tone actually paused. I had to look forward to it. Although it was a bad title, it would be a pleasure to keep the bear child away from me since then.

“... one thousand tears at a time, the honor title ‘Can you be a little more boring than a child when it's this big?’ Host, thank you. Actually, that's the title you're looking for right now. ”

“Fuck, this is unbearable, damn system, isn't it all your fault!! Ben, the good guy beat you!! ”

“Master, this time for robbing a lollipop... next time, will it be for stealing inside a girl? Clothes in prison. I really don't want to change then. It's a state of mind.”

Talking is my most loyal dog leg, my half-devil maid in the mansion, the silver-haired Eliza.

Black gold eyeglass frame, silver ponytail, tiny tiger teeth, little tail with purple bow, baroque style maid uniform reveals the playful character of the little devil without a doubt, and reveals the evil taste of the witch...

I've always been happy with Eliza's appearance, and it would be better if I could change the character of her cold tongue.

“You don't know my pit father's system. Just make a few little girls cry and give them points. That's what good people should do. ”

“Here!”

She handed me a thick album.

“It's... oh, well done, Eliza! That's my most loyal dog leg! ”

“I guess I can guess what happened. This is the contact manual for the largest kindergarten in Iwo Mountain City, with a carefully selected list that should make it easier for the owner to accomplish his task. ”

“Well done! I thought you were expecting me to hang up a little earlier and give you back your freedom. It was all a mistake. Great, you're a great guy, too. ”

“Let me see!” Turn the contact record on, but your face is getting ugly.

“The contact details of the three children of Archbishop Holy Light of Iwo City, the little daughter of the dragon hunter Amro who went to kindergarten, the precious son of the god of war, Brother Singh... you are sure to help me, not to send me back to the Underworld! ”

My anger was ignored as usual, and the half demon girl pushed the glasses frame and the cold light flashed on the lens.

“The reputation of a lollipop hunter has spread throughout Iwo Jima City, and even when I go out of the house, I'm pointed. For the sake of the lady's reputation, I do want a new job. Or, master, you should have paid my salary for ten years. “

“Ha, ha. How sad it is to take money. Come on, I can't wait to get back to our warm home. ”

“Escape is not a gentleman's thing to do, and please don't change the subject... why are you dragging me away and what have you done? ”

“Eliza, who's been with me for so long, today's routine is a gorgeous explosion, you know... ”

“I get it, please hold on, I'll move the magic away! ”

Any door of silver was opened and the two servants rushed in, and with the magic of a short transient distance dispersed, there was no one here, but in the background, a big explosion followed by a fire alarm.

“Delayed flame bomb? Wouldn't a prisoner arrested by the city warden be sealed off? ”

“No, it just looks like it, flour with chili powder, add a little dust, it becomes a dust bomb, it's not very powerful, people can't die, but there's absolutely no evidence.”

“You are truly a witch of ‘wisdom', the prisoner wears a sealed ring and cannot be interpreted, and makes a handmade bomb out of canteen material. ”

“Thank you, I'd be embarrassed if you complimented me. ”

“Nobody praises you... Well, at least as a witch, that should be a compliment. ”

What's a witch?

“Not a good man, the most terrible demon.” It's probably the first feeling that all creatures in Villera hear the term.

“The bone looked at the hair, the ghostly eyes were so scary, I always felt like I was doing something bad.” This is the view of the general public.

“The ultimate existence of evil, conspirators and villains!” This is the view of the Church's Saint Knight.

As the ultimate belongers of the dead and dark magicians, the witches who only have skeleton shelves often have a bad reputation, but...

“Stigmatization, prejudice! How can an individual be judged because of his race! I have always believed that discrimination and prejudice such as race, colour, descent and so on are the hallmarks of humanity's folly. There is nothing but inferior discrimination and prejudice and no inferior race, colour or origin. I'm really a good man. ”

“If you're such a good man, are those bloodthirsty spirits in the east of the city saints? ”

“No saint can say, everyone is a callous pacifist. You see, dead spirits save more food, and they don't occupy the place. A cemetery can live in a family. No eating, no drinking, no hot work, just giving and not asking, everyone is a great person. ”

The semidemonic maid was laughed at. The legend is that once the whole piece of life enters, it will break out of the no-life zone. In the eyes of the owner, it is also a gathering place for good people.

“Oh, master, you're so funny. Bloodthirsty is a good man? What are the church priests in the Church District who are highly regarded by the people? They treat their citizens free of charge. Free communion is also distributed every Sunday to assist the poor. ”

“A bunch of hypocrites and paedophiles, Elizabeth, you see, people have a desire. Desires and needs, over-repressed, not * * suffocated * *, they crave one by one. Hope is the original sin, privately it must have changed. Gay. Look which old men are so friendly to Little Zheng Tai, no problem. And those single-cell saints all the way, they're all barbarians who shout and kill when they see me! ”

“Well, I almost knew the master was sick again. The Sulphur Mountains, known as Bellon's Er, once destroyed an ancient red dragon of an empire alone, presumably just a gentle little cutie in the eyes of the master. ”

“No, Red hasn't been paying much attention to his diet lately, and he's a little overweight. If you lose another twenty or thirty tons, lose your tummy, and rip the curve out, you'll be even cuter. ”

“Our famous Hercules, the vigilante, helpful Sulphur City Dark Elf City squad? You must be familiar with them. I've picked you up five times in two months. ”

“… you can ask the unlucky vendors they repress, and I basically agree with them. Boo, a bunch of crazy women. We Gentlemen's Freedom League and they are natural enemies. ”

She shook her head helplessly and deliberately ignored the suspicious organization in the main population, Eliza continued.

“ ………. Our famous hero, the city lord, who saved the world? With the banner of racial equality, he built a mixed sulphur mountain city in a chaotic underground world, giving the underground world a pure soil. ”

“Two hundred years of severe secondary illness. In what age, he deserved to spend his entire life alone playing the old teeth show where the brave fights against the Demon King to save the world. ”

“... you really dare to say that he has been mixed up in both weddings and now says he has hit a lone star. Birth Gram parents, come out of Mixed Brothers, married Gram wife, clearly the conditions are so good, so handsome, Sulphur City no girl dare to accept his proposal. ”

“… I didn't mean to, as long as I remember... ”

“Not intentionally? It was intentional. You let me spread the rumors about Lone Star. You know how many girls were scared to cry when you played Dead Nature and Hundreds of Ghosts at someone else's wedding. ”

“Didn't I give him a wedding favor? We were just so happy to see that old bareback finally got married that we had a hundred ghosts mechanical dance. Who knew the bride and little girl could not help but pee on the spot. ”

Although it was not intentional, I was secretly proud. “Hmm, we haven't all come back to life yet. How can we make you feel comfortable enjoying your sexual life? ”

“My lord, every time you're proud, you stamp your feet, and now your malice spills over. Well, don't mention your ‘great work'. Your demons in Silo, the capital of the dead? Those guys' warrants in every country, they're all based on numbers, so if you go out one, the world's gonna be a mess. ”

“… in fact, there is a bit of misunderstanding about us, that life and death are the same, that we study the wonders of life, so that the world can live better? We are actually very good at treatment. We talk about therapeutic efficacy, sequelae, much better than the priest's holy light. Their holy light seems convenient. In fact, it is an overdraft of the life expectancy. Our life transformation technology, non-toxic, non-polluting, solves the problem once and for all. ”

“.. then why do you expect the system to resurrect you and just do a body and it's over? ”

“I don't want to be a three-handed, six-legged freak, even if it's a perfect human figure, sooner or later there's a problem...”

What else can Eliza say when she sees that the witch herself is not comfortable with her life modification technology?

“All right, all right, get in your eyes, I'm nothing. ”

“... the ghost bitch with the cold tongue? A flat-breasted girl?” Of course I wouldn't be stupid enough to say that.

“Oh, Eliza, of course you're my most trusted man? We stood together to conquer the great ideals of the sea of stars. ”

“Before you realize your dream of stars, remember to pay off your poor little orphan's wages for over a decade? ”

Knowing that his master was ill again, the silver-haired half demon pushed his eyes, the cold flashed on his eyes, and the cold words squeezed out of his teeth, word for word.

“If you are still so serious, your collection is not going to..."

“Okay, Eliza, I apologize.” When I think of my babies, a witch is softened.

“Humph." Successfully the fallen angel hummed the little song and walked out the door.

As the housekeeper of this apartment, she has no time to waste with her second illness owner.

But from the other side's consistently low tail, it doesn't seem to be in a good mood.

And it wasn't until she walked out the door, after a while, that I remembered some memories of the past, and I whispered to myself.

“... perhaps, reluctantly, perhaps a family, and I now remember that little girl who was still reluctant to die in the ruins of the desperate underwater river and hunted to survive alone in desperate snowy nights. Picking you up is kind of the luckiest thing in the world, the only thing I've ever done right in my life. ”

Suddenly, a pretty face appeared behind the door.

In the past, her cold cheeks were red and hot, and Red Xia continued to spread over her slightly trembling ears.

Then she begged and disappeared behind the door again.

“Oh, you know me, I don't know you? Stupid wicked mother-in-law, is that you are cunning home, and you owe me a debt of affection, make me a cow until I die. ”

I trembled loudly and laughed proudly, but my mind panicked.

“ ……. They heard me! Absolutely heard!!! ”