The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Fifteen years ago, I was studying hard at the Lower Warrior College. I was the pride of my parents and teachers. I was the ‘typical of how other people's children are so wonderful' in front of my folks in the countryside. ”

“When I was just 10 years old, I mastered more than a dozen basic warfare techniques and successfully entered the Black Iron Class. I was hailed as the pride of the College, the hero of the future. I always walked around the College, admiring my lovely sisters, and then ‘accidentally’ showed off my genius...”

“‘Class B, the genius? He's the only one who knows how to fight back, right? Another decade, maybe half my level.’ Feel free to comment on the talentless fools and enjoy the eyes and praise that the lovely sisters envisioned. I thought those days would last forever. When I grew up, I would be a great hero and marry the rich and white until that day..."

“‘A divine gift? Holy Light Academy Admission Notice? Be a glorious knight, I'll go, I'll go.'”

At that time, I had long longed for the Golden Glitter Saint, and when I was ecstatic about receiving admission notices, I implicitly ignored the mystery of my parents' worries.

“Holy knight of glory? Seems bright, in fact, but it's just the beginning of a nightmare...”

“Graduation equals unemployment? How is it possible that I am a genius knight at the Academy of the Holy Knights 10 years ago!! Look at my holy light!! Look at the glory break!! ”

“Sorry, we are all devout clergy. What we need is a preacher, not a killer. Twelve people in our department have been overwrought. We are all graduates of the Academy of the Holy Knights. Rationally or your predecessors, why give you a seat?

“I... I'm going to be a free adventurer, okay? ”

“I'm sorry, as a priest of the Holy Grace, you have an obligation to reward the Holy Light Church with labor for your upbringing, and the Seventh Sacred Church lacks a volunteer to clean the altar and toilet… However, volunteers are unpaid and Holy Light will reward you for your efforts. Don't worry, it won't take long, three years will soon pass. ”

I remember now the look that the old priest turned to. “Sample, are you new here? Husband, I've been hanging around for 20 years, and it won't be long till my hair turns white. You are a thick kid who doesn't know the heavens and the earth. ”

“I... I'm going to be a free adventurer, I guess!! ”

Sure, but I didn't expect that that was the beginning of the nightmare...

Three years later, I finally became a free adventurer on schedule. Why three years later? If you don't want to be hunted down by the Cathedral Church, how can three years of obligatory service be omitted...

Well, watching my disciples has become the backbone of the old birds and adventurers, and while I'm sighing, I'm not discouraged. I'm confident, with my silver class strength, that soon I'll be a star again.

But soon, the cruel reality gave me a head start.

“No? Why, I am a silver knight willing to be a part of your bronze battle, you should be happy. Is it because I'm a holy knight again? ”

The thief across the street nodded.

“The Holy Knight is full of bullshit and commandments. Can you tolerate Dead Spirits and Semi-Devil teammates? Can you communicate with the Grey Organization? Can you shut up when the spoils are distributed? We adventurers often have to connect with unclean jobs. Can you promise not to bullshit in adventure and listen to your orders? ”

Of course not! The church doctrine clearly states that all lost objects will be returned to their original owners. If they cannot find their original owners, how can they be treated as spoils of war? As for dead spirits and semidemons? Evil chaos! We can't stand up to you!

All right... There's nothing wrong with that. Don't let me join the adventure team. I'll form my own team...

The team went smoothly, the Adventurers Guild and the pub were filled with saints and priests who could not find the team, and soon our "Glorious Land” team embarked on a journey.

But…

“What's wrong with not being paid? That's not waiting to starve to death. ”

“Didn't your mentor teach you when you came out on adventure? We are knights who serve the Holy Light and the masses. The nature of the priesthood adventure can only be counted as a journey of accumulation of experience. It is our duty to help people in distress. Since it is our duty, how can we be paid? ”

“Can't make money, my furry adventurer, I'm going to starve to death!! ”

The mysterious smile of his predecessor, he did have a way, and it was also a way for the Adventurers of the Holy Knight not to starve to death.

It turns out we can't get paid, but if it's a donation to the church, we can leave a third in return, but...

“Since it's a donation, naturally you can't dislike it much, but if you kill a group of cannibals, give them a copper plate, it's enough to buy two black breads, not enough for me to buy medicine. By the way, I have to pay two thirds of the copper plate to the church...”

“That's good, you haven't met the goblin's commission, is that the worst? ”

“Hmm?”

“Donations can't be worth much, let alone donated, donated anything... If you encounter petty goblins, don't donate or good, donate half a ton of big stones, you have to cut them back into three pieces, hand over two pieces... As a senior, I remind you, if the geotechnical is really giving you engineering supplies that look very good, you have to throw them away if you violate the teachings, either they will explode, take you for experimentation, or they will simply be bombs, or they will take you for experimentation”

“By the way, be careful with the fishermen, the last time I cleaned the coastline for the fishermen, the fishermen donated a lot of stinky, smelly mud fish, it stinks in the middle of the day, that smell, I can smell it ten miles away... it caused me to flush under the waterfall for three days, I now remember when I received the donation, the priest and sister despised my eyes, it was just something dirty. ”

Pastoral companion adds, it's funny, but I can't laugh. I want to cry.

“There are also half sheep, it's like a pit father, those cheap things, they actually use wool as reward, or Lungen!! Can you imagine grabbing a handful of wool with one hand, walking a few steps and counting it again, lest you miss a few pieces and feel unable to hand them over...”

“There is also the Holy Knight kind, we are all poor, but it is not enough to pit each other, that time I met a...”

Soon, asking for help became a complaint from my peers, and I, more desperate for the future of the Holy Knight's career.

“.. at least the Holy Knight's golden glitter is very feminine!! ”

But soon, reality gave me a hard one again.

“Do you have a house? Do you have a ride? Do you have any savings? ”

I live in a public dormitory, full of sweaty men, naturally cannot be used to get married, church-sponsored riding is, but how can I afford a horse of war, live in a church, ride in a fight, then, during the war, the grass principals reimburse... As for savings, heh, hello, sister, goodbye.

After a few more blows, I finally met a simple cute girl who was willing to fall in love with me regardless of my condition!

“Ah, how beautiful and kind she is, she is my goddess. “

When, strangely enough, we held hands most, walked together, and went deeper, she always refused.

At the time, I was strange, but I tried to be patient. After all, she was so pure, but five years later, I was thirty years old, and I couldn't stand it any longer, and I just had to ask my scalp.

“Ah? A holy knight is not a knight of the gods. Do you want to abstain forever? ”

“I X!! We are holy knights, not monks (a few martial monks who make vows of abstinence will stay away from women forever)! ”

I put a lot of effort into making her understand the difference between a martial arts monk and a holy knight, but then there was a desperate answer.

“I'm sorry, I just wanted to talk about pure spiritual love. I can't promise you that. Can we still be friends in the future? ”

“Friends?! Friend, your sister! I'm 30 years old!!! My classmates have a dozen kids. ”

That night, in a dorm full of stinking men, I cried badly, while my colleagues sat beside me silently, giving me comfort.

“Know Aru? The genius knight of Luca City? ”

I remember that life winner, his girlfriend, beautiful and wealthy.

“What's he doing? Still think I'm not sad enough. ”

“He falls. Falling, has transformed the chaotic claw teeth of the black knight, his white, rich and beautiful girlfriend is a demon, just to let him fall. We just got close to him..."

“How many times is this? In advance, many people in the Church had already wondered why such a good woman would seek the Holy Knight and warn him, but he didn't believe in it. No, he probably knew it himself, except that he deceived himself and wanted to enjoy life happily ever after. ”

“Oh, everyone is numb, women who go looking for themselves are basically refused, there are basically problems in leaning in, and the church teachings prohibit people from spending money to solve physiological problems. Even solving it yourself is an evil act expressly forbidden... ”

“We are people! Not animals! Two days ago, the love affair between the two saints of Xishan was exposed, they were expelled from the church. They were all my comrades, and I sent them away. However, they seemed happy to be together in the future... but they were all men! It turns out they're normal people who like women! It's been a long time. Something's really going on! There are more faggots in the church! ”

“Actually, I'm starting to think that men can barely accept..."

“Actually, me too, why don't we try? ….. ”

Since the sudden appearance of "couples” that day, I have been completely desperate, living like a walking corpse...

“Want to leave the church? Not a saint? You don't have any other skills to support your family. You're two years old. It's not easy to start over. The only person who can make a seamless transition is the Black Knight. Are you sure you want to try it? ”

When I was desperate for my life and even dispatched to a dangerous underground world, I didn't refuse. Danger was nothing, at least I could stay away from more and more faggots around me!

But here, the turn of life came suddenly.

“Nanxiang Law School? Recruiting short-term trainees to recommend jobs? Holy Knight Free from Trial Admission! Is that true? ”

“Try it, it can't be any worse. ”

I entered Nanxiang with a fortunate attitude. After all, I was older and learning things slowly.

But soon, I discovered that the power of the law they taught was actually not very different from the power of my holy light. The silver light of the law, like the holy light, is a subordinate concept of the source of order. Many skills and abilities can be easily converted and handled extremely quickly.

Besides, they really pack jobs!! No, it's not a bag job, it's not graduated yet. I'm an old guy, and I'm actually being competed with by a dozen employers.

“Magistrates, policemen, judges and other members of the judiciary are loud social figures! I'm a useless old man, and there's a day in spring for dead trees! ”

“We don't have annoying churches and gods to serve. We believe in the Code and uphold justice and justice, but we, too, are human beings, we also eat. We come out of Nanxiang's college to deal with criminals and villains. It's easy, that is, we don't go to public officials such as magistrates, and all kinds of security work can be easily trusted. Moreover, being in the same order camp, the Knights of Justice will never commit crimes, strictly observe vows and secrets, and earn the trust of employers. Promotions are just as quick as they should be. ”

Back then, the teacher spoke generously from the stage, but I had too much experience to believe.

“But then everything changed!! As the teacher at the time said, after graduation, I took up my post at a large chamber of commerce. I only had to work at the front desk for 20 days a month to get rid of the messy soft bastards and keep the peace. My monthly salary is actually 10,000 gold coins and 10,000 gold coins!! It's more than 200 times the holy knight! You don't have to blow the rain or risk your life!! ”

“What, you say the Holy Knight can do it too? Idiot, the Holy Knight is a knight who serves God and the Holy Light. How can you accept employment! ”

“And soon, after saving up to buy the house, I'll find her I love! I bought a lovely little dragon horse with red dragon blood, traveling thousands of miles a day, and spraying fire to hurt people, and I was finally a knight, not an infantryman with a horse in the church. ”

“A while ago, I told my past comrades about the latest news, and they all came running over. Now that everyone has graduated from Nanxiang, some have become city guards, some have become city stewards, some have become chief justices, those two gay saints, after making money, they have become bosses themselves, married wives, have sons!! ”

“Brothers of the Holy Knight, come and be the Knight of Justice, seamlessly change your position and retain all your strength, let alone fight for order, and the Church of the Holy See will certainly be happy to see you transferred. After all, they don't have much money to support you. ”

“Learn the power of order. Which is stronger? The underground sulphur mountain searches for Nanxiang, pays the fees after learning the technology, will use Holy Light to be free of trial enrollment, first month salary as tuition fee. There is no charge for a month of probation. Our slogan in Nanxiang is to study hard, work hard, upgrade and raise your salary together and marry Bai Fumei! Mom, don't worry. I can't get a job. I can be the big boss. ”

“Is this just a slogan? Are you still worried you won't find a job? Let me settle your bill for you. Every city needs police, justices of the peace, every business needs security personnel, and every government needs a justice system, which is what employment opportunities are. You, the forerunner of the law, Times Chong, are still worried about not getting a job? Come to Nanxiang, Bao Bao Club. Diocese college graduation equals unemployment, we Nanxiang, you can get a job before you graduate! ”

All of the above is the contents of a leaflet, the payer, who is certainly the sleepless Supreme Court Judge of Mount Iwo...

“Hey, hey, that's too much. Archbishop of Holy Light Old Bill reportedly saw the leaflet and fainted on the spot, almost dying of a direct cerebral hemorrhage!! ”

Yes, am I digging the corners of the Holy Light Church, or are I digging blatantly?

Of course, he vomits blood, and although it's a propaganda soft sentence I wrote, it's all true and credible, and all the churches and clergy are in pain.

After all, I used to be a saint, and many of the examples were prototypes of real people... an unknown resonance of heartache made me miss “Fortunately, I am no longer a bad saint”

At this point, I laughed in the face of Adam's questioning about excesses.

“What's too much? They were so happy when I personally handed them over to the city managers!! ”

They are, of course, pleased that they were denied full integration into the justice system and are now allowed to practise the power of the law, which amounts to complete acceptance of them in my justice system and in Mount Iwo.

They have proved their loyalty with blood and effort, and I reject them out of the way, and they are too heartless.

“... you have all the Holy Light Knights in charge of the city converted into the Knights of Law? The news hasn't reached old Bill yet, I'm afraid he won't hold out. ”

“I told you, I'm sending a direct message! ”

“My Lord!! You're spitting blood again!! This is the twentieth time this month! It's going to rain, my mother is going to marry, I can't help it. Let's go back to the world. ”

“The Archbishop is no good. Many saints and priests saw the flyers and said they were going to Nanxiang, we couldn't stop them!! ”

Archbishop of Holy Light continues to spray blood...

Listening to Eliza's return to the Bishop, when he learned that the city administrator had changed his letters collectively, he was surprised, then he threw up blood, and finally he had a farce, and I laughed intently.

“Let your old boy retain his strength when things happen and preach in fear after the war. Tigers don't eat people. You think you're a sick cat, you deserve it!“.