The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Time flies by, the years are like songs... Well, not long ago, I just wanted to use those two words, and in fact, just two days later, Iwo Jima City has returned to calm.

On that day, when all the fugitives and the villains who had been robbed by fire were tried, or hung directly in the air by an invisible rope, or simply fell into their heads in an instant, those who had not yet reached the bottom line, or were about to reach the bottom line, immediately stopped the pace of the crime when they found themselves on an invisible decapitator.

The unrest did not last long. When foreign enemies were cleared, judicial personnel from the first chamber of the fourth chamber drew their hands to maintain order. Soon, order was restored to Mount Iwo.

And filled with wounds after the Great War, the wounds were still gliding towards the massive red dragon that rained blood on the ground over the small half of the city, severely fell into the holy light area, when the guardian saint of Mount Sulphur City, Ain't Matthews of the Old Red Dragon, needed hundreds of knights and priests together to send out the news of his wounds, the three giants stood idly by, and took the opportunity to rule out their own rumors naturally not to break.

Instead, under the manipulation of some hearted men, Ein Matthews has been badly injured by the two underground masters of the Great War of the Three Giants.

Of course, the true cause of the seal of the god of fire elements is unspeakable, and the apparent cause of war, as in the past, is the common siege of underground cities.

The existence of powerful foreign enemies, the more powerful guardian of our own, almost perished, but rely on the guardian to survive the glory, pain and gratitude of the Holocaust. When these conditions and these complex emotions are met, this multi-ethnic mixed city, in disaster duty week, is more united.

If it's hard, what's the difference, I'm afraid, between tomatoes and stinky eggs? The betrayal of parliament was revealed, as evidenced by the execution of parliamentarians along with the miracles of trial, and now the doors of parliament were covered with tomatoes and stinking eggs and all the windows were smashed.

If you don't want to go out clean and come back colorful, it's best to bring a bodyguard and a back panel to attract fire.

More than 300 casualties accumulated during this catastrophe, but the deceased has passed away, the murderer has disappeared, and the grievances of the victims and their families have been targeted. The fruit stalls at the front of Parliament have been super eliminated. The society is harmonious and happy, but happy...

Even in front of Parliament, businessmen have smelled business opportunities…

“Are you still using raw tomatoes and stinking eggs? Outdated. Dwarf Alchemy Special Odor Bomb, 3 Gold Coins One, Odor Rich, Long Lasting, Dwarf Colour Pigment Bomb, 2 Gold Coins One, 13 Colours Randomly Selected, One Color Card Each, Collect One Set, Give Dwarf Engineering Chicken One! Unlike the goblins, our dwarf works well and reliably, never explodes, never explodes! ”

“Goblin smoke bomb! Goblin Bombs Nos. 1 to 7, Powerful Guarantee, Wounded Not to Blow, Avenge Hate Essential Products, and, cheap price!! Only half of the dwarf's pussy shit! A gold coin! ”

“Enough, Rowie from the courtroom. Gold coin, I've put up with you for a long time! You can insult me, you can't insult the wisdom of our dwarfs! ”

“Sissy Millhouse of the Pontifical Hall. Dead storm. You're the one who cut people first. You dwarves have a dark face about our geotechnical project? Yes, your stuff doesn't explode, but that messy extra effect is worse than explosion, dare you slap your chest and say that you didn't get thrown in the middle of the air by your own dwarf conveyor, didn't you get electricity from the dwarf grid to yourself, didn't you get dwarf death rays to make yourselves smaller, your dwarf engineering is just like your name as a death storm, professional death!. ”

“It's Storm Magic, Storm Magic!! ”

Rumor has it, a midget boy of the general size of a child is suddenly furious.

“Taste this for me!!” He pulled out an engineering prop like a toy gun, pulled the trigger against Rowie, and...

“Giggle, giggle, giggle!” One more chicken in a hurry to jump, and a chicken changer that fell on the floor...

“Ha-ha-ha! I told you you dwarf pussies are unreliable!” Pointing to the chick, Rowie also pulled three silver balls out of his arms and played the clown's throwing game. ”

Playing with the bomb empty-handed without fear or shaking hands, Rowie showed the audience the unique courage of the Goblin Clan.

“Look at our miraculous geotechnical project! We never denied the unpredictability of magical engineering, but as long as our intelligent sperm works hard to study, generations and generations of inheritance, geotechnical engineering will definitely become more advanced! Even if my father and my grandfather died in an accident, I will continue, and I believe that even if I fail, my son and grandson will continue their efforts for the future of geotechnical engineering!! ”

Ignoring the attack of the angry chick beneath his feet, Rowie raised his head to his chest and vowed aloud, as if ready to sacrifice.

The goblins accidentally caught the audience shouting and applauding for the spirit of engineering.

“Well said!” Even though there are plans to come and buy Rowie's engineering supplies, Rowie continues:

“When my grandfather died, he blew up only 13 meters. My father blew up 30 meters. When I died, he had to blow up 100 meters! We, the Gold Bullion, must work out a big bomb that can blow up the city!! ”

Well, the primitive goblins immediately scared off all interested shoppers, and the audience took a big step backwards, and fortunately they did...

“Ah, what is this twisted piece of copper?” The fierce attack of the chicken finally caught his attention, and Rowie looked at the copper pieces falling from his clothes on the ground, revealing the look of his thoughts, and then became sweaty...

“Insurance screws!!! ”

“Boom!” “Boom! Boom! ”

“This... It's just a small failure. I'm not giving up! I... I'll be back! ”

Well, after demonstrating the courage of the Goblin clan not to fear life and death, he showed the daily way of killing the Goblin clan.

Now, after the triple explosion, our geotechnical engineers were carrying black smoke. Fly straight up to the sky, but from the sizzling roar, this is just the beginning...

And I, behind the crowd, saw the farce, and I turned to Eliza and said,

“The situation in the city is now unstable, and they cannot afford to do so. Record for me that the Chief Executive of the Supreme Court ordered that next month, for the month of engineering abolition, both the Town Hall and the Judicial Chamber act to find a reason to throw all these troubled dwarves into detention for a month of reflection. ”

“As long as it's the master engineer, grab it first and search it. You can't go wrong. What if I catch it wrong? I'll go and apologize myself. Rest assured, like there are no men who don't * * explode. Is there a goblin in this world that doesn't kill dwarves?”

“Secondly, are the Bear brothers still in custody? ”

“In addition, their detention is three days away. ”

Got a positive answer, I nodded satisfied,

“Send them some engineering parts tomorrow, they'll definitely have to live in a detention facility for an explosion, then we'll have reason to keep them locked up for another month. Two of Sulphur Mountain City's biggest bombers aren't out there, and those engineering troubles don't have leaders, making it much easier to crack down on the moon. ”

After that, I turned around and left, and the main city was not far away, but I stopped again when I saw the black-painted storm of power on the ground.

“Almost forgot. Thirdly, when the death storm recovers from the 'fried chicken platter' state, tell him and Rowie, 'Your two months' wages are gone, I don't care how you do it privately. Next time you talk outside about yourself as a member of the Supreme Court, damaging the reputation of the Supreme Court, I..."

Speaking of which, I stopped for a moment. These dwarves are naturally incredibly brave. Explosions and space trips are common meals. What punishment can frighten them? I had to be a little embarrassed.

But Eliza, she said in my ear.

“Then let the two exchange all engineering tools and finished products, let the goblin engineer use the dwarf engineering supplies, and let the dwarf use the goblin props. Force them to make each other ten engineering items. ”

Looking at this cold face, listening to this silver bell voice, I had to stand still.

“It's worse to let them use it than to kill them. Geotechnical, dwarf engineering seem similar. It's actually completely different from principle to system. Ten pieces? It could take forever. It's torture to study your most annoying theory with your most annoying props. However..."

I'm out of my thumb. “Good idea, more and more of my style. ”

Cough, get down to business. I chose to walk to the main city, and wanted to see how Iwo Mountain City recovered after the storm. I was very pleased to see that there was still time for a farce.

Well, as a behind-the-scenes mastermind, I'm quite satisfied with the intelligence control capabilities that the Spectator and the Iwo Hill Bandit Union have put together, at least, that everything is on the surface unchanged.

Yes, just on the face of it, the battle was fought down, the two underground masters joined forces to attack, and only fled back to the masters themselves, and the army was destroyed. How can it really be that the news has not changed?

“Let's get this straight, you set up the Nanxiang Law School, digging from the Cathedral Church, and all of a sudden you've more than tripled the legal system. What are you going to do? ”

Xiaohong still hasn't arrived, Margaret and Adam have chatted and drank tea in the main city hall, and of course, will also sort out the recent harvest, but I just sat down and Margaret took the lead in making it difficult.

“Oh, those little girls who fought so hard to protect their citizens in this death war, I admire them, just to fully integrate them into the justice system. That's what they've been expecting for years, so don't tell me you don't know. ”

I lifted the bone knife and carefully carved the black wooden cane in my hand.

After the trial, I became obsessed with woodcarving. It was a technical job and I couldn't distract myself.

“The truth? ”

“It's too much trouble to say. ”

Margaret shook her head, sat back, and the witch had a plot, as usual, but he didn't want to say, well, there was no way to ask.

Guess what? The mind, mystery and abnormality of this page, in many cases is obvious nonsense, but in the future, it becomes a wonderful pen. If he really intends to do something secretly, he can't guess the wise man who witnessed the whole process.

Margaret once asked each other, but she got an unknown answer.

“Your way of thinking is too straightforward, like the war magic chess you like to play, chess players compete for the gains and losses of every chess piece, win small wins and win big, seems atmospheric, in fact, the axe is very obvious, easy to be seen, but fall into place. I, on the other hand, am a master chess player. I, the star of chess, some wait patiently, do not argue, do is the dragon. ”

“Chess? Is there such a piece of chess? Was it a game that had disappeared into history?" Margaret also asked, but the next thing you know, Roland the Witch always looked at him.

“By the way, in a few days, I intend to build a branch, the Caron City Branch of the Supreme Court. ”

The owner of the city of Karon, who was killed by Margaret's curse in the attacks of the previous days, naturally became homeless, and my meaning is obvious.

“No wonder you expanded your staff? Are you trying to take over the city of Kalon? ”

“Of course, if you don't upgrade after playing BOSS, you won't be able to pick up the treasure, you won't even occupy the land, and there aren't * * a few beautiful women. It's not that there's nothing cool about it, you can go to the street. ”

Well, as usual, they ignore my crazy words directly, but I'm actually telling the truth about the mainstream view, but personally, fun is enough for me. I don't have to make a joke about myself. I'm having fun while I'm at it, and the ceiling beats me to death with my face, and I'm not tired of kicking my face.

Cough, looks like a crossword, can read out a breath to make sure the lung viability is amazing.

In all seriousness, I do intend to occupy the city of Karon for the sake of not so-called king domination.

“On the one hand, the power of the law does require more faith, on the other hand, we do need more chips, and how are you going to cope with the problems of underground covenants? ”

Rumor has it that everyone is silent.

The underground coalition's counter-attack on the ground is the common expectation of the vast majority of the underground communities. It has become an established fact that we are able to defeat the union of the two masters because they rushed to receive the seal reinforced, perhaps with the magic of transmission, there is only a small fraction of the near-guard corps, compared to their actual power, perhaps less than eleven, at least we have not seen their super powerful men.

And even if we can defeat the dungeon masters, can we defeat the coalition of tens of thousands of dungeon masters? I have been taught that the “history” flood is irresistible, thinking that I can be a mantis arm, and the end result is often accidentally pressed back by the wheels.

When two masters refuse to give up, go back to order the army, or simply bring 300 or 400 underground masters directly to the hard, I'm afraid, Iwo Mountain City will become a fool in the way of cars, a trail of history —— ruins.

“Let me give you an opinion. In fact, your thinking is too rigid. Against them waging a war on the ground, you have to stand in front of them and fight them? It doesn't matter if you're strong enough or ready to walk in. When Annie takes over, your enemies, all your accumulated resentment will erupt together. ”

“What should we do?” Margaret has thought over and over again, but there is no way.

“We, join them! Yes, join them. Now that the four forces are separated, half on each side, they can still maintain a barely balanced balance. If there is another dominant, guess what? ”

Adam had a misty face, but Margaret had some thoughts.

“Yes, we barely beat two hegemonics, naturally qualified to be hegemonics. There are only two dominators who have proven that their interior is not a piece of iron, so if we go that way..."

“Yes, the leadership of the coalition, but strange things to live in. ”

Unbeknownst to me, in my distant homeland, there is a country, the emerging * * of the five oldest brands * *, growing up, constantly swinging around, exploiting the benefits, still voting collectively, using abstention and opposition to disgust the others * *, and eventually becoming a new generation of dominators.

“And I have a gift, a gift that can turn the subtle equilibrium of the moment into an impenetrable mess. ”

“What?”

“What gift? ”

I had to laugh and put the black wooden cane carved on my hand on the table.

“Artifact. Forever Night Wand. This is the supreme artifact of the Siro Empire. Yongnight Daijun handmade, absolutely authentic, subject to inspection, if there are fake goods, fake one fine 10! ”