The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“The artifact, the sceptre of eternal night, the symbol of immortal kingdom, is said to be the possession of eternal night monarch, with powerful secrets, but has never appeared on the historical stage.” The artifact atlas of the Tower of Banfa, this is how the perpetual night warrant is introduced.

As the only spiritual emperor of modern times, the rise of the King of the Everlasting Night and the general legend of his disappearance, no one knew how he had risen, just as no one would have predicted that he would be defeated at full height, but many speculated that his sudden rise, with this artifact, was inextricably related.

“This artifact, which has never appeared in history, has been questioned for its existence (killing a fabricated man, who can receive 100 gold coins from the Seventh Executive Hall of the Helo Empire), but many of the Lord's closest guards and companions, including myself, have heard him whisper it."

“Want my strength and my kingdom? Go find it, I put it all there —— the scepter of eternity. ”

“The great emperor's wisdom was as profound as the sea, when no one expected the invincible Legion of Everlasting Night to fail. But he was not bewitched by the illusion that the soul flames of his eyes had seen the future, that he seemed to whisper to himself without warning, but was actually telling him about the future he was not in the rear kingdom. ”

“And since his disappearance (including me, there are still a number of high-ranking dead spirits who do not believe that an invincible emperor will die in battle), the rumor spreads even more wildfire. It seems that 'all the people of the Eternal Night Wand can be heirs to the Dead King' has long been the consensus of all the wise dead spirits. If someone really gets the wand, then the Great Empire may not go to the end, and the Great King has prepared the best future for the Dead Empire, and...”

“The foolish Sovereign Dead Monarchs, ignoring the King's teachings, began to strive for profit after he left, lacking legitimacy, expecting to take power by force and become a new generation of Sovereign Emperors. As a result, the imminent Great Sovereign Empire was shadowed up, and the invincible eternal night army was depleted, and the Siro Empire was made up of remnants. ”

“And for this historical reason, the twelve most powerful consuls, who share power, are still empires, but we will not allow any of us to climb to that position. The emperor has been in the air for more than a hundred years and will be destined to remain empty until the master of the scepter appears. - History writer, Marquis Spider, the seventh consul of the Siro Empire, and Reinhardt, the emperor's eternal closest guard. ”

Cough, when I saw Little Reinhardt's "Historical Works," my chin dislocated on the spot, I really didn't know what expression to respond to, if I could still sweat alive, cold sweat, sweat, waterfall sweat, Genghis Khan, I'm afraid it's not enough to express my extreme complexity.

In a sense, it was a malicious joke that had achieved more than expected, and now, in order to make the underground world more chaotic, I prepare the second half of the joke with malice.

The perpetual night scepter, a black wooden scepter of about a meter, appears to be wood, actually filled with bone powder inside, is a special scepter mixed with bone wood.

It was carved with my own hands, and the bloody rose pattern and decorations were all in my personal style. At first glance, the old man knew that there were also four words “Forever Night Canes” with my distinctive grey death cold magic on the cane handle, just looking at the exterior, he knew it was super premium, but that was not enough.

“The first thing to solve is where it came from, treasure without a source is always suspicious, Adam, sign this document, sign it with your soul stamp. ”

I swept through the documents, but Adam laughed and happily signed his name.

“Adam. Han." The font of flame burns without a hint of heat, burns still on paper, soul marks derived from the crest of the soul, everyone is different, is a symbol of the identity of the legends, counterfeiting is completely impossible.

And the name on my staff, that grey cold font of death, with the smell of ice and snow and death, is also my soul mark when I was king of eternal night, adding more authenticity.

What I want him to sign is a commissioned auction, the commissioned party, the largest auction house in Vikestandi, the city where the covenant is signed underground.

With this certificate, at least it proves that the perpetual night scepter came from the brave Adam. The Hand of Han, and, in particular, it swore that this artifact was legitimate, was obtained by Adam from the Lord of Everlasting Night, the weapon, and Adam used his own honor to guarantee the authenticity of the document!

When this news gets out, everyone will guess that Adam hid the perpetual night scepter while he beat the perpetual night king, and then the origin of the perpetual night scepter becomes real and reliable.

Cough, the document is true. Adam did get the cane from me. It's just that there's some discrepancy in real time. You can't blame me for your own misunderstanding...

Then, I held the scepter and instilled magic, but Adam held the other end of the scepter and instilled his strength, and then twisted, pulled, spun...

“Clicks. “

Fire and ice collide, directly burst apart, and the scepter almost broke off, with cracks all over it, and traces of burning flames on one side and grey and black with corrosion and cold ice on the other.

“Well, this leads to signs of damage in the hands of the Lord of Everlasting Night and the Red Lotus Brave. Well, if anything goes wrong, they'll push it to the point where it's damaged in battle. ”

But it was still a little too new, so I threw it on the floor, and I jumped around, stepped on it, and Adam wanted to come over and “help," and I kicked him off.

He didn't know how light and powerful he was. He jumped twice, and it must have broken off, before he did it for nothing.

“Well, the historical traces are barely there, come on.” Looking at this scepter full of dust and footprints, I nodded satisfactorily, and now it's either that brand new scepter or the old one full of scars, it's kind of like a relic.

Margaret hesitated, hesitated, or talked.

“No matter how real it is, but..."

“Yes, it's not enough.” Of course I know it is not enough. This is not a relic of previous generations. It can only be found with a little bit of experience and knowledge. There is magic in this world. There are many kinds of prophetic spells. It is not that easy to fake them.

However, from the beginning, it was my expectation that Adam and I were demigods, and that we were already the strongest beings under God, that ordinary prophetic spells were basically ineffective, and that there were several other abilities in the world that were troublesome.

The divine prayer of a high-ranking priest, asking the faithful god questions, and if the true god is available (the favorite priest of the true god has less than 1/10 chance of success in using it), he may answer your questions, but will only answer yes and no

The archmage's Divergent Truth, summoning a Divergent Spirit, asking him questions, can still only answer "YES” and “NO”.

And the witch Taro divination, through the interpretation of the fate line, still only answers “true” and “false”...

As far as I know, those reliable prophetic spells are all about this problem, with only "yes” and “no” answers, sometimes unanswered, and then, the shorter the question, the more likely it is to come to an answer, which, after one prophecy, cannot be predicted again in the short term.

It's not by chance, but the more powerful prophetic spells in the world, the closer they are to the truth in the world, the more stringent the restrictions, and the more intelligence they need to come up with, the more they consume on the way to discovering the truth, the less they can detect the deeper truth.

I can really pay the price, like hiding my existence on the fate line, to invalidate prophetic spells against the perpetual night scepter, but sometimes, if we can't find the problem, we can't detect the problem, we can't predict the ghost, then the conclusion is obvious, we need to let the prophetic spells make the wrong conclusion,

Does it sound incredible to have 100% correct prophetic spells come to the wrong conclusion? Oh, sometimes, right doesn't mean true, true doesn't mean right,...

Since you can only answer "yes” or “no” binary answers, you can play a lot more.

I have sorted out the three questions they may ask. The first, and must also ask, is this scepter a perpetual night scepter made by the Lord of the Everlasting Night himself... This is sure to be true and reliable without playing tricks.

Well, the second most likely question is, "Is there a secret to the Eternal Night King? ”

This question is simple, but the simpler it is, the more information it contains. If there are no secrets, then this scepter, even if true, is of no value to the fake in general. I guarantee you, this question will be asked first, and it will be asked many times.

So, I already put a note with “secret” written in Chinese...

Well, it's a prank, but it should work. After all, those idiot prophecy spells will say, "YES!” Yes ”is true. ”

Thirdly, "Is there a secret to becoming Emperor of the Empire of Silo/Does it help to become a Sovereign of the Dead,”

This is a question of whether this artifact really has the political value of ruling the Siro Empire... Well, I put the little secrets of the Sovereign Sovereign Sovereign into it, such as the Bone Dragon Queen * * singing is terrible, sleeping and snoring. If you threaten them with these little secrets, they will naturally help you in your political life if you take them softly, provided, of course, that you are not killed...

Honestly, according to what I know about them, if the poor and vicious are so soft, why don't you go straight to the kingdom of mankind and tell the king that I'm going to be your boss and give me the throne, and that's a much better chance of success...

Fourthly, "whether it has to do with the powerful secret/powerful power of the Eternal Night King”

Cough, "study hard, go up every day, fight weird, try to upgrade”, absolutely true, this is the powerful secret of the Eternal Night King, dissatisfied to argue...

Well, I believe that these means of playing down, the authenticity and importance of this perpetual night scepter, will spread throughout the underground world from the day the auction house receives the goods, attracting the attention of all forces, even if no one can use it... no, not only that, the underground world should send people, at least, the consuls of the Siro Empire of the Dead will all go mad... if the Empire of the Dead and the owners of the Underground pinch first, then the Second Holocaust will somehow pass.

Well, I admit I'm being overly optimistic, but try it somehow.

“First, then, the initial goal of making the underground world a mess has been achieved…”

Looking at this scepter, I'm still somewhat unsatisfied. I don't think anyone would see it as a fake, but for the super strong, sometimes unreasonable intuition is more reliable than knowledge and experience, and that instinct is hard to hide.

So I hesitated for a moment, and I said to Adam,

“Now that I have been released from prison, give me back Roland's sword. ”

“Here.” Without saying a word, Adam, full of fire, handed me the silver and white sword with the only other color on his body, with a different waist.

Margaret on the side stood still, trying to say something, but eventually there was no exit.

“Oops, my life box, long time no see. ”

Yes, this is where my soul is. As long as the Box of Life is indestructible, the Witch is indestructible, and the Box of Life can be anything, even a book, or a hat.

Judging from the secret books obtained by the lottery system, that strange Uncle Tom once divided his soul into seven parts, made seven life boxes, and named the Horcruxes...

Actually, I want to say that although this is really hard to die for, the soul is divided into so many parts, that the guy is not afraid to turn into a schizophrenic lunatic... well, maybe he went crazy from the beginning.

My prisoner's life box is naturally on Adam's prison guard, and, of course, it's still smart, at least not stupid enough to threaten me with a life box and force me to play other tricks...

Touching this broken sword, I was quite impressed. When I chose to use the family heirloom as my life box, I saw this Roland's sword, also known as the "Undying Sword”, which went through a thousand years without any damage, but now, under the flood of fate, our country is finished. This indelible sword is still “extinguished”.

At this time, the life box was in my hand, and the grey magic around me greyed slowly, uncomfortable without being suppressed, and I also recovered some strength.

“Legendary beginner? Well, a lot of things are going to be a lot easier these days. ”

Next, I wiped the opening of the broken sword, but easily squeezed some metal fragments from the sturdy sword, around the fragments, and the fluctuations of my soul.

Then I sprinkled the pie like sesame seeds, scattered the pieces over the Forever Night Wand, and gently caressed it, and after a glittering flash of light, there were more star-like gems on the wand.

The gems continue to shine silver light, the starlight jumps across the gems, staggering each other, this ups and downs. If you look closely, the light also has its own rhythm, as if it were a living creature breathing. After I filled the soul fragment, this scepter of eternal night, with the soul, is already alive!

However, contrary to this sword breaker who has mastered my soul, the strong man who holds this scepter will listen to the words of my soul, be influenced by me to make the decision, even in the long soul communication, the soul is corrupted by me, gradually becoming my slave... It seems a little wrong, I have not been the devil king for many years! Okay, personal habits, inadvertently...

Seeing the scene in front of him, Adam took a sip of cool air and, although he didn't know what I had done, he instinctively felt that the scepter was dangerous and that something was wrong.

But Margaret glanced at me so hard that she could see what she saw and show her dissatisfaction with her eyes, but her protest was ignored by me as usual.

“Well, accidentally getting used to it, it was a little too much. However, at least this level is required for those underground dominators and spiritual monarchs, the wild super powerful, to faint and jump into the vortex. ”

Then I opened my mouth and swallowed the broken sword, and the broken sword didn't fall into the bones of my body, it just disappeared.

I've moved the blade somewhere safe, and I've been released completely.

“It is said that it will take more than two months to get to Vikestandi, the seat of the Covenant headquarters in the Underground City, and will be ready. It's time for Annie to lead the team. You can't keep her out of the rain forever. Don't worry, I'll follow you, I'll stay behind my scenes and I won't let her die. ”

After that, I turned around and left.

“To Vikastandi for over two months? No, master, you are talking about the old Yellow Calendar. There are three paths now, much faster. ”

I glanced at the maid leaping behind me.

“If you don't expect it, just listen to me. ”

“It does take nearly three months for a regular carriage, but advances in technology make the new road much faster, number one, just one second, a dwarf extra-dimensional tear machine...”

“... isn't that the dead dwarf transmitter? I don't want to get stuck in another dimension. You want to cross the world, have a lady. Palace, go yourself! ”

“Rule number two, three days, goblin rocket car...”

“No, that's still a second. A second later, I'm blown up in the sky. Forget it, I guessed the last one, don't mention it. ”

But the maid who held her eyes and smiled without expression followed behind her departing master, regardless of whether she continued.

“Three hours, goblin rocket, straight up and down, convenient and fast./….. ”

“Does this make a difference? Oh, one with wheels, one without wheels? Is that how you want to get killed? I'm supposed to be nice to you.”

The departure of an unreliable servant of the Lord plunged the two demigods into contemplation.

“Annie? Perhaps Roland is also right, it's time for her to try. At her age, we've started forming adventures, and the world has gone wild. ”

“Isn't Annie supposed to go out? I know, but if you let Roland out, aren't you really afraid of the world? ”

The brave Adam laughed in the face of the sage's questioning.

“Speak up and don't believe it. My instinct tells me that the world could end at any moment, and the only gear shifting is on this demon. Do you believe it? ”

Rumor has it that Margaret's pretty face is tight, full of discomfort, and then her eyebrows are picked and disgraced.

“You believe him, I...”

She wanted to say something nasty, but in Adam's straight eyes, she could never tell a lie, and in the end, she stomped.

“Don't look at me like that, you faggot. Believe it or not, he's an asshole, but he's clever enough. If he can't do it, no one in the world can do it! ”