The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Hey, man, do you feel like you're looking at us wrong lately? ”

Tim is a knight in the Church Branch of the Basilica based in Mount Iwo, and even in this underground city full of “evil” residents, he maintains a good habit of regular patrols, even if the city's security is not their responsibility.

I have to say, no matter how corrupt the high ecclesiastical level... Fall, those who act diligently in accordance with the teachings of Holy Light, helping the weak, uprooting "evil” grass-roots saints and priests, are the reason why the teachings of Holy Light are universally accepted, and the scope of influence of the Church of the Holy See can relate to the root causes of most human kingdoms.

On the surface, the Sacred Knights are used to such daily patrols to help the citizens, and if they encounter a villain, the Battousai are free of charge, of course.....

However, the daily patrols of Tim and his colleagues in this particular city also caused a lot of trouble and were unpopular at first.

But even though it didn't turn out so well, Tim himself was very proud, and after all, their recent experiences were a perfect epic legend in the pub.

For example, raiding a dark elf liar who was cheating on an old woman (in fact, city stewards were sending old ladies home), attacking a strange sacrifice ceremony for the dead (the scene of the famous Skull Dance Group performance), destroying a supermassive spiritual tower of evil witches (Theme Paradise Ferris wheel, which I had built so easily, of course, I sent a huge ticket to Bill after that, who was said to be punished and washing the toilet every day),

They also rescued innocent girls who were being turned into stone sculptures by Medusa (the poor Medusa sculptor was scared enough to stress repeatedly in his report that he had been kidnapped and coerced by a bunch of madmen shouting the Holy Light to turn himself into a human being), such as challenging and expelling an old red dragon who was attacking children. Again, Holy Light, he's actually going to have a baby to swallow.....

Heaven knows, that day Xiaohong was just a habitual motherhood, and the children of the park played the game of "The Brave Fight the Evil Dragon”, but there were a bunch of "Big Kids" who didn't want to be intrigued... Luckily, that day Xiaohong was in a good mood to dig out these tin cans of iron with only his head outside from the sand heap of the park, instead of just mentioning a spiritual ceremony.....

Of course, they also paid the price. After all, parents who were angry because their children were scared were not easy to deal with, especially when their heads were stuck outside the sand as targets, after a furious "attack," they spent many days cleaning their heads of stinky eggs, tomatoes.

By the time they finally realized that they were not in the human kingdom on the ground, that they were in a very special environment, that their actions were not evil, but that, after creating panic and chaos, well, most importantly, they had learned to behave in front of high tickets and detention notices.

At the very least, knowing that this city has rules and laws that are on the side of the same order, knowing that this city does not need to fight evil on its own, it will not finally see a chaotic race shouting 'Holy Light, that evil is worth a fight' and then launching a futile battle...

Well, Tim has remembered that in this city, it's not called fighting evil, it's “intentionally wounding people" to be imprisoned, and the most outrageous thing is that the city has banned the nobles from admiring a duel full of chivalry, which they call "intentional murder” to be a felony with heavy sentences.

Of course, there are ill-advised fools and fanatics everywhere, at a time when, in protest against Iwo Jima City, they were ordered to go straight back to the surface.

Tim was good, and after making a few mistakes, he developed at least a habit of seeing things first and then getting used to walking the streets with "chaotic claw teeth”.

In fact, when he knew that the Knights of Dark Elf City also believed in Holy Light, he even moved to pursue the intention of a heterogeneous wife. After all, the Holy Light doctrine does not stipulate that your wife must be a human being. He knows that there are at least a few hundred flies flying around the church's colorful female priests, and he knows that he has little hope.

Soon, however, he gave up thinking that the dark elves, while believing in the Holy Light, still retained a certain traditional view of the dark elves. For example, the dark elves were typical of a female society, and in their traditional family, the word husband (waiter father) was probably similar to a slave....

But the oddest thing is, knowing this, there are a few colleagues who have always been fake colors to ordinary women, focused on their careers, and tried harder to pursue those elves, especially the elves who like to use whips. Momo is the most popular...

Well, Tim implicitly guessed something, and proactively pulled some distance from his increasingly strange colleagues.

But after that chaos, he felt that some things had changed again. In the past, citizens saw themselves as somewhat alert and alert, but could barely remain friendly, but lately, the alertness in their eyes had disappeared, more, but sympathy, and that unknown name.

“The remaining knights!? Even if Aunt Orc, who obviously doesn't recognize a few words, sounds wrong. Why is it that even the owner of the flower shop and the waiter at the restaurant yelled wrong? Recently, they've always somehow got discounts and deals, walked in the alley, and suddenly someone will yell ‘Don't give up, tomorrow will be better'. ”

“Huh, it's just a couple of calls to the remaining knights. What's the big deal? What's wrong with calling us‘ remaining knights’? ”

Lucas is his own contemporaries. He has always been enthusiastic about fixing water pipes and delivering water. There is the nickname "Lucas the Good Man". It's just that since the day before yesterday, he has been putting ice in the dormitory, and even strangely, he dragged him out to patrol himself. He also guessed what was bothering him and planned to relax for him.

But all along the way, whatever he said, he remained silent, only with this withered purple lily, now the exit speaks, which is a good thing!

“Lucas, what have you been up to? It's been a strange couple of days. Everyone's worried about you. ”

The concern of his companion made Lucas feel a little warm in his frozen heart. After a silent half-paid, he raised his voice and sighed a long time before saying what he had encountered the day before.

“The day before yesterday, a girl said she was going to marry me. ”

“Whoa, whoa. That's not a good thing!! Then why aren't you happy? ”

But soon, the tragic experiences of colleagues passed through the back of their heads, and many tragic possibilities came to their mouths....

But seeing Tim stop, Lucas still figured out what he was thinking and shook his head.

“The other side is not going to lead me to fall. The fallen demons and fallen angels, who are not in the ranks of my regiment, are not enough to receive such high treatment. ”

“What?”

“I'm not as unlucky as Fink and Vincent. I met a man who is neither an Orc Aunt over forty nor a cute boy. She is very cute, melon face, naive and cute smile, white ball-like skin, always jumping and jumping when I see her. It gives people a vibrant feeling, very cute. ”

“Then why you?” If the conditions are so good, why is Lucas still so sad, Tim is a little confused.

Speaking of which, Lucas missed a smile all over his face, whispering.

“She handed me this flower and said," Brother Knight, don't be sad, Xiaoxin is your wife, that smile, warm as the sun, that sweet voice, tempting as honey, but... ”

Momentarily, the rain turned clear, and Lucas cried his face.

“... she's only 9 years old, 9 years old!! I'm not an animal! ”

Seems to find the problem, Tim was sympathetically scared to shoot Lucas, just trying to say something, and Lucas pulled another smile out of his mouth.

“However, she said that when she grew up marrying me, haha, she also said that when she grew up, even if I was the remaining knight in that leaflet, I would save enough money to buy a ride. ”

For a moment, Tim didn't even know what to say, half the salary, so he squeezed a sentence out of his teeth.

“Well... congratulations. ”

“Whoo-hoo!!” But I saw a little bit of pride in Lucas, and all I knew was to hold my head down and cry in the dry purple lily.

“Lucas, don't cry, just wait ten years for what counts. Look at me, it's almost 35 years old, you're still an old baton, you're only 37 after 10 years, much better than the brothers in the regiment. ”

“Ooh, no... no, not ten years!! ”

“Hmm? Even for a few more years, we can wait for the remaining knights!!” By the time we got to this field, Tim knew what the rest of the knights meant, and what happened to those strange eyes and sympathy these days.

But when he heard his comfort, Lucas was even sadder, and Tao Tao cried.

“I can't wait! Whoo-hoo!! It's not 10 years, it's 200 years!! She is an elf, it takes 200 years to grow up!! In other words, she thinks I need 200 years to buy a house!! 200 years, when she grows up, I'll be ashes! ”

Rumor has it, besides holding onto himself, this rare peach blossom luck, but hurting more brothers, what can Tim do.....

“Otherwise, we'll go to Nanxiang, where, as far as I know, a lot of city sheriffs at least rent houses. ”

Nanxiang's enrollment went smoothly and incredibly well. Within three days, he successfully excavated one-third of the total staff of the Church in Sulphur City, and then continued to be enrolled.....

The construction of the Karon City judicial system is also under way. Two months later, the graduates of the first Nanxiang short-term training course will be able to complete the implementation of the new administrative and judicial system in Karon City.

Soon, then, the remains of the original classics sent to the city of Kalon will serve to harvest the city's faith in law and justice, empower the judiciary with law and provide armed support for its law enforcement trials, and when all this enters a virtuous circle, the original artifact will be restored more quickly.

And when this city is incorporated into the legal system, the people recognize and believe in the law, and the power of the law will gradually increase throughout the world, and it will give more strength, I'm afraid, and the first holy light will spread all the way.

When faith in the law spreads, perhaps people's perceptions of aliens will not be confined to the chaos or order of ethnic representatives, but this second view, at least, is the beginning of reconciliation.

“Now that it is completely impossible to completely eliminate a camp, try to lay down the seeds of reconciliation and exchange. Now even the Holy Knights have learned to make good and evil judgments based on each other's crimes, not race, in Iwo Mountain City, at least this is likely to succeed. ”

But at this point, I can't look this far, just worried about the day-to-day tasks ahead of me.

Now accumulating an evil score of 49,888, it is not far from the day of resurrection, but a few recently refreshed daily tasks “kill a hundred human beings” and "destroy several Orc families, one remains.” And so on, it's really not very distorted. Instead, it's been knocked down by a few points. If it goes on like this, how can it be resurrected?

“Daily mission, causing a great deal of nakedness. Ben, the more people involved, the more audiences, the more screams and shouts caused, the higher the reward! ”

I was caught in contemplation, abandoned for being so cruel in my recent daily tasks, which became my timely rain.

“My lord, perhaps we need the help of others. ”

Knowing my mission, Eliza said.

I nodded and then released my messenger bat.....

“Old Bull, I hear you've had a good time lately. I, Roland the Witch, want to ask you a favor. I hear you have a good relationship with the Wild Druid Alliance, here's the thing...”