The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Blow up the bathhouse? Stole clothes from the store, the dressing room, the closet? Or summon a corrosive acid rain? Straight to the pedestrians on the road?

I won't do any of the above, but it's against the law, not to mention the principle that I try not to involve innocent people. Um, just try...

I have a better idea! Totally legal!

After all, the city has changed. There are a lot of postures, I don't need to break the law personally,...

The Wild Druid Sulphur Mountain Coalition, known as the Buffalo Coalition, is a moderate Druid organization, um, only relatively mild, and in many places Druid has been equated with terrorist groups and big trouble from the beginning.

Doesn't Druid seem very friendly to everyone? Sons of the jungle, coexisting in harmony with nature, are insatiable and self-sufficient.

However, I would say that there is probably no real contact with Druid.

It is well known that Druid admires balance and nature, in short, that nature is good and artificial is bad.

The fundamentalist Druid dislikes all artifacts, they even regard iron as the enemy of nature, let alone engineering, the products of modern industry, and even they see cities as cages of metal and masonry. In their ideals, civilization is best cut off and we all return to primitive society together.

And in the world before me, there were organizations that protected nature by attacking hunters and blowing up factories, just like terrorist organizations.

Druids who can peacefully communicate with other life will probably be considered moderate, and the Buffalo League, more moderate among moderates, would not have allowed them to enter Mount Iwo.

Well, even in the Ash continent, people are looking forward to a better life, rather than a more and more return to primitive society, and such communities and doctrines are hardly fit to live in a normal society, Druids are not without normal people, and there are always people who want * * to cook delicious food with their hearts instead of plucking it to eat the bloody hairs, so there is constant division and reorganization within them.

For example, "We only oppose overlogging (of course we oppose mining, but we only protest verbally and do not stop attacks)”, “We only oppose whale hunting (also oppose dolphin hunting, and sea lions! We don't protect sea crabs, we have a meeting next Tuesday to discuss whether or not to object)” Such a moderate organization, in fact, uses a few objections to maintain its Druid doctrine and identity, but is actually no different from ordinary people.

As a moderate moderate, the Buffalo League rejects only one artifact and is a model of harmonious coexistence between Druid and human society.

But unfortunately, it was the opposite artifact that was so special that their sect was delayed in expanding and growing… After all, not everyone had the courage to take that artifact off.

Well, speaking of which, one should also guess whether they object to the artifact.

Yes, what they object to is clothes...

Yes, their doctrine is that man's flesh is the perfect creation of nature, clothing is the original sin, and we at Druid are the natural incarnations that should show the world our natural, perfect, wild flesh.

Wild Druid Sulphur Mountain Branch Alliance, formerly known as Wild Body is Naturally Beautiful, Druid is an alliance of evil and heresy, so the gentleman's name, how can I let him register in Sulphur Mountain City, so, after repeated changes, became a barely acceptable buffalo alliance.

Even so, they're still the change that everyone shouts. Dynamic organization, even worse reputation than my gentlemen's union. After all, not everyone can accept it. When I was busy, I suddenly ran over a group of walkers... cough, just think about it is disgusting, I should have kicked them out!

However, in order to take into account the situation of mixed ethnic groups, I did not establish the crime of "morality" in this city from the outset. After all, there are too many differences in the living habits of different ethnic groups, which can easily lead to misunderstandings. For example, cowheads have a habit of drinking breast milk at any time. In other races, that is too different. State.

And, according to the code, change... The posture is just a moral and brain problem, the law is too much, so there is no reason to refuse their presence.

Of course, I soon regretted that, after their successful arrival, they tried at all times to spread their teachings to the public, broaden their influence, and give law enforcement and judicial authorities headaches. To put it bluntly, they always secretly organized the collective nakedness. Ben, waste my men's power.

Ordinary law enforcement officers, there's really no way to fight these naked guys, right? The other party did not violate the law, but instead gave them a good opportunity to propagate their teachings.

“Ha, this is my primitive beauty. When Mother Nature made it, it was * * naked. What are we ashamed of...”

All sorts of distorted evils are self-contained. The key is not weak strength. The leader's horror is a legendary Big Druid, extremely troublesome and difficult to deal with.

Fortunately, when the Dark Pokémon City stewards were in place, this vicious flame was devastated.

“... such a small caterpillar, come out to shave, you haven't shaved, you really have the courage. ”

“Wow, that guy's got such an ugly birthmark on his ass, his left and right legs are tall and low, and he's naturally deformed and he learns to be naked. Ben, ah, it's still a bag X, really, too courageous, too shameless..."

“Dirty underground bugs, stay away from my mother, stink. How long has it been since you took a bath? Wildlings!”

“Don't cry, Momo feels sorry for you, hip-hop, although it's a little small, less than half Momo's whip. Well, not too small, heh, please try to survive, maybe someone will like it! Well, there's got to be. Ha-ha-ha, Momo can't help it! ”

It is indeed painful for men to be stigmatized in this regard, and if the stigmatization is a beautiful woman, it is aggravating the pain.

Under the circumspection evaluation of a group of extremely fierce dark elf sisters from the matrilineal clan, the mind and mind of the severely traumatized Buffalo Alliance almost dissolved directly, the powerful legend Storm Druid Eagle, almost directly threw itself into the river...

Ever since, the Dark Elf City Administrators have become natural enemies of the Buffalo League, carefully avoiding the jurisdictions where the City Administrators may appear each time they organize an event.

And at the moment, I wrote a very long, boring speech to Eliza, wearing my robe, demanding that all law enforcement officers (including city managers) be taught to learn, that the piece… bored me to look at myself and fall asleep, and at least three hours to read, most shamelessly, I also asked them to take notes, and to hand over notes afterwards to check on the learning, if not listening carefully, pay a deduction.

Well, just think about it, it's a form of torture… I'm so bad that I finally let out the grudge that's bothering me with the heavy paperwork, Oye!

Oh, now, I'm just going to have the old cow snowshoe pass on the busy news to the Buffalo League for me, and naturally they won't hesitate to start organizing the event, and when the city stewards head out of the auditorium, the Buffalo League event should be over by now.

However, since I saw that the Buffalo League was upset, the notice time and actual time were quite different. It was about an hour late, but when they were finished, they would be caught, and then severely struck by city officials, physically and mentally traumatized, quiet for a month or two...

By the way, is it easy to do it everyday? But now it's time to harvest and watch the show.

“Pfft!”

“Pfft!”

Sitting in a cafe where you can see the whole square, ignoring the men who had just rushed over to walk the birds, looking at a bad luck man spraying his mouth of coffee and drinks, watching the farce in front of him with his eyes and happily turning over the daily newspaper on the table.

“The Black Brotherhood strongly supports Annie. Lord Levine is the second generation at the core... it seems that the owners of the bandit union generation are quite smart, so let's not move them for now. ”

“Pfft!”

Well, I was happy too early, Eliza sprayed me with a bite of coffee across the street and smudged me in the face.

“Eliza, you did it on purpose!! ”

“Sorry!! Not intentionally, master.” The semidemon maid hastily removed the tissue and wiped it for me, but...

“No!! Eliza, what are you doing here? Didn't I ask you to speak for me? You...”

“I did intend to speak for you at the time, but when the speech programme was approved by the Pope's Office, Sister Lilith said that since it was a workshop within the Law Enforcement Office, it was too much for the Supreme Judge to come forward and leave it to the Chief of the Law Enforcement Office. ”

“Oh!" I heard, I calmed down, as long as I could frame the city pipe and give it to the snowshoe boy, but suddenly I noticed Eliza across the street seemed hesitant.

“What's the matter? I'm sorry? Oh, no matter how sharp your teeth usually are, you're still a woman, seeing a bunch of naked people. Did the man scare you? Don't worry, I know you didn't mean it. If you're embarrassed, just go back and see how hard I get today! ”

I laughed, and Alice across the street shook her head suddenly, and her face was full of sympathy.

“… My lord, please look behind my back. ”

“Behind you? ”

Turning his head, it was a demonic dance. The storm eagle with the eagle hook's nose and the snowshoe boy held hands and sang, dancing around two saints shaking together.

Naked in a circle. A man dancing around is a saint, probably for the first time in his life.

Even people have started stripping their clothes and intending to join the march...

“That... Tim and Lucas? That's pathetic. I can't believe we're getting into this. Posture... hope you don't leave any psychological shadows, the remaining knights have had enough bad luck. ”

Of course I remember these two idiot saints who ruined my Ferris wheel, but since they're in such bad luck today, I'm in a good mood. Even if they're lucky, I won't have a chance to get revenge. Let's just cancel the old bill.

“Wait, no! What's that snowshoe doing here?! ”

My questioning only got a sympathetic look, Eliza coughed softly, imitating a familiar voice.

“Silver Rose, please don't mention Sleepless Lord in the future, even if you imitate him very closely. If anyone finds out, it affects the reputation of our judiciary. By the way, please inform the adult that the speech will be postponed until 2.30 p.m. tomorrow, if he is interested, because the Chief of the Law Enforcement Office, Lord Gangwei, cannot be found anywhere. ”

Elizabeth learns Lilith's honest tone is simply amazing, but I don't appreciate the leisure of the show...

“So the speech was postponed? The city keepers are in normal working condition and could show up anytime!!! ”

“Bastard!! It's you guys again. Attitude, holy light, no, the law, give me strength! Magic: Conviction! ”

Behind the chaos, the city stewards suddenly killed out, shocked the Buffalo League and snowshoe, all of a sudden thought they were trapped.

“Bastard Roland, you pit brothers again, old cow, I'll give you both the strength!! ”

The roaring old cow had no idea what had happened. He thought it was the witch pit. He didn't know that he had made a mistake. Instead, he raised his head and whistled, as if he had been subjected to some great grievance!

“Damn, it's not safe here anymore. ”

I left two gold coins for the newspaper and turned around to leave, but in front of the cafe, two elves were smiling at me.

“Hey, behind the scenes, it's you again. ”

One of them, the captain of the city management team, Diana, and the other, the deputy captain, Awen, at this point, the heavy dragon slaughter knife, is in her footsteps.

Her natural mental magic is completely immune, which is the root reason I would choose to give this magic knife to the city management that would drive the user crazy, but at this moment, I am not happy that the magic knife found the right owner so quickly, and my stomach is full of anguish to lift the stone and smash my feet again.

Turning back, Eliza had disappeared without a trace. The half-demon's gifted dimensional door was truly first-rate, and the cold-blooded demon abandoned his comrades. That was a resolute call. At this moment, half-packed around me, it had been unloaded with dimensional anchors, and it was impossible to escape with space magic.

So I laughed a long time and raised my hands...

… head down.

“Don't hit me in the face!! I have to marry my wife! ”

Eliza's familiar voice rang in her ear while I was enjoying the hospitality of the city's beauties.

“Master, I didn't say yesterday that the mission needed help. ”

“Hmm!? Stop it and help me!! ”

“... Actually, I'm not talking about those Druids. You can totally find the old villages of your ghost district, the zombies, the skeletons, the worse, the bone dragons, who aren't supposed to wear clothes. You can totally take them out into the streets until dawn, so the mission will be a great success! ”

As if I had already seen the smiling girl across the street pretending to be confused and innocent...

“Eliza!! You pit me again!! ”