The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

It's late to get out of the main city, but I really don't want to go back to the prison.

Detention? Yes, Rowland the Witch is still in custody for creating the riot, just sneaking out.

While planning a large-scale bareback would not violate any law and would not really amount to a crime, it would certainly be necessary to hold a three- or five-day reflection so that it would not be repeated in captivity.

Now I summon a skeleton, put the usual decorations and clothes on him, leave a little magic, pretend to be a sleeping witch, but the body has slipped out. If it is a weekday, in order not to be discovered, we really have to slip back.

After all, the Dark Pokémon are sensitive to magic, and when they patrol, they accidentally wear gangs, but now they have no time for that good witch in the corner.

Reason? That's because they're busy, super busy... and that starts with the sin I did myself, that Engineering Prohibition Month.

From the perspective of purifying Iwo Jima City's wind, this banning operation is perfect. After the live bombs of the damn dwarves and goblins were thrown into the prison, the crime rate and alarm rate in Iwo Jima City dropped by more than 3% instantaneously at the same time, and there was no explosion in one night.

But when the city keepers slept happily, they realized that this was the beginning of the nightmare.

What's more unbearable than a problem is that a few troubles accumulated together, when many engineering masters were united in the prison, when the banner of the first Iwo Jima City Engineering Exchange Conference was struck, it was me, and my little friends, who were amazed.

The geotechnical masters exchanged experiences of each other's explosions and explosions, and the dwarves exchanged new ideas, new methods, well, mainly death methods, even when the body was searched clean, in extreme boredom, the dwarves and the sperm even discussed the products of the two types of engineering fusion in quarrels.....

I would have been interested in igniting the wind on one side..... “Can we build a mountain sized sperm logger that can cut down the war ancient trees of the higher elves with a chainsaw? Impossible, overweight? Son, how come you're so unimaginative, you forgot that there's more than one master here, just a dwarf electronic conduit and a pressure relief spring, and not just overweight, it shouldn't explode too fast."

“We can make a giant mechanical flamethrower and paint the corners of our heads red, which is three times faster. ”

“We can build a drill-bit spacecraft with a spinning head, drilling holes in the ground, so that we don't have to pay tolls for underground towns that guard the tunnel. ”

But soon, I realized that something was wrong. The action of these guys was really too strong. When I mentioned integration technology and new research topics, I was so happy to talk, I actually started to do it directly.

“No source of fire? My heel is a lighter, and as soon as the flint hits the ground, there's a spark. ”

“No parts? Oh, my brother's a silver hook or a part-time flame master, melting a few irons to make parts for nothing. ”

“No gunpowder? Oh, I'm a double material master in ground refining gold and sperm engineering, come on, pick up that soap for me..... no, I'm not gay, I just want the soap and your lunch animal fat to make the ingredients, watch me hand refine the nitrogen. Glycerol!! This is what I learned from the SEALs in North Russ, and since I got this recipe, my mother never had to worry about my nitrogen again. Glycerol thrusters run out of fuel. ”

“No fuses, catalysts, and hairdryers? Wait for me to undress..... Hey, I'm not a faggot, you see, this cloth is soaked in liquid black wire silver and can be detonated by tearing a piece of cloth (the goblin next to him looks at him with a respectful look, which means‘ you are a model of the spirit of the goblin, you dare to wear this stuff ’). This set of buttons together is the most basic set of tools, wrenches, lifts, tiger pliers, you want it? No, this is a birthday gift from that smart witch, our precious symbol of friendship!!..... If you want to buy too much, you can't sell it without at least 30,000 gold coins! ”

Proudly touched his hairless chin, full of golden teeth. Bea also smiled at me, more than a thumb.

Watching the Bayer brothers, who thought they were brilliant technology and were about to become leaders of the crowd, watching them take down iron parts in the heat, take soap, animal fat extraction explosives, my irritated intestines were all green, well, if I had intestines.

“... I swear, when I get out, I'll find a reason to throw them in jail. Crime? If it doesn't come as a surprise, let them keep messing around and they'll have it later. ”

Well, I didn't want to get blown up, and more importantly, I didn't want to fly, so I didn't hesitate to call for backup.

“Eliza, go to the city headquarters and report that the goblins at the prison are making a big bomb that can blow up the city! ”

Well, the rest is simple, and the city stewards arrived, together with the guards at the prison, to crush the lawless engineers...

But this is just the beginning... the fire of truth, once lit, will never be extinguished - the goblin master of geotechnical engineering. Bea.

Their interactions and collaborations are just going underground from the ground, and all kinds of engineering drawings fly like underground intelligence joints, and one eye can pass on intelligence...

Moreover, the idea of the Master of Engineering cooperation project in Iwo Mountain City was passed on to the outside by someone's communication tools. Since then, there has been a constant initiative by the master of engineering from outside to seek the opportunity to join the “event”, which brings precious parts as membership fees.

The result was that as soon as the guards turned around, they started working as a jingle, and the guards stared at them, and they whistled innocently at the sky.

Helpless, only all the city pipes were in place, one staring at the other, strictly guarded against death, nature, the other prisoners relaxed, I also took the opportunity to sneak out to see Annie.

Cough, recalling that this is over, today's prison is like a crater, and there's always a chance that the sky will turn upside down, well, literally, maybe it's more appropriate to use the word blow upside down.

Gentlemen do not stand beneath the wall of danger. Besides, I have never considered myself a moral gentleman, and I will not take the initiative to enjoy the explosion.

“Well, before they play detonation, go someplace to spend some time, um, go check on Red. ”

And what surprised me was that, by contacting me, I learned from her people that she wasn't home.

“Oh, she's had the biggest loss of her life this time, definitely pissed off. Now, if it weren't for a fight, there would be nowhere left! ”

As it turns out, when I arrived at the biggest tavern in the Central District, the familiar voice came as soon as I approached the small parlor we used to go to.

“Roland, come and drink with me! ”

“What, a man turns into a human being to drink boring wine? Drinking is bad for the wound. ”

Yes, with humans. No. A good young girl is about the same, she is in the same rebellion period Xiaohong, her biggest hobby is drinking and fighting, now there is no suitable opponent to fight, naturally can only find a place to drink boring alcohol.

“Humph, that's what your fragile human needs. For me, drink a little wine, just stop the pain, and sleep better. ”

Open the curtain, the one in front of you holding the barrel and filling it directly, or the dwarf's height counting the spirits, but she is a beautiful woman with dark hair embroidered eyebrows.

Long black hair silky smooth, moon teeth embroidered eyebrows add some women's charm, extremely tall body, tight leather coat undoubtedly perfectly figure, long arms white as snow, eyebrows clear show, shallots fingertips with silk blood, only look at appearance, also a bit of the feeling of the Book Xiangmen Everyone Girl Show.

Now the left eye is wearing a blindfold with a lot of gauze on it, and the smell of medicine and wine all over it makes it feel a little more tender.

But as soon as she opens her eyes, no one will think of it as a weak woman, the wild in her eyes, no, it should be said that the predator at the top of the food chain gazes at the food, making the weak feel their lives are in danger, trembling with fear.

What, disappointed? Think Red Dragon girls will be cute little Laurie in red when they're human? Too naive. The dragon turned into a little girl? Typical knight novels read too much habitual bias.

Why, a little girl in the wilderness, suddenly falling off a watch of force, clearly covered in mud, dressed in gorgeous, spotless dust? Even fools know there's a problem.

Cough, back then, this dragon sister did read a lot of knight novels, intending to mix into our adventure troupe like this for an epic adventure, but unfortunately, we discovered it from the beginning.

It's just that we're happy to have one more strong fighter and mascot, and instead, we try to play dumb and raise our arms and warmly welcome "the new legend young. Female maniac warrior and fire magician."

Finally, because of an unexpected reveal of her true face but faced with a faint and obvious knowledge of us long ago, she did ask where the problem was with her disguise, but that answer became her lifelong shame and super black history.

“Strength takes time to accumulate, looks like a legend about 10 years old, after excluding several possibilities, other powerful racial changes are the most likely answer, and the most likely to do this should be the Dragons.” This is the cold side explanation Margaret, when she, a knife-mouthed tofu hearted ordinary human magician, still cared about Xiao Hong's face.

“Gear and weapons, you can buy a small city with a silk dress behind the Spider Hunt.” Considering the gentle character and gentlemanliness that the Holy Knight should exhibit, in which case I should look out for her face, I hung my head and tried to find a less obvious blemish, smiling.

“Little Red the fool, when you first met, you killed our week-long rations all at once, causing us to need hunting to supplement our food. Do you think humans can eat that much? Hmm, made me lose weight all night.” All right, thief Lisa. Grant was hungry that day.

“Ha ha, you idiots, it's so late to know. I knew it at first sight. Wasn't Xiaohong reading a book? Didn't the popular knight's novel" The Dragon Princess from the Stars "tell the story of the dragon turning into a little girl traveling the world and making love to humans? Such obvious blossoms can't even be seen. Haha, I always say people are idiots, I think you are the idiots....... aahhh!! ”

It was... well, it was that idiot Adam, and it took us a long time to recover that idiot brave man who was pissed off and punched a few kilometers in the face, and fortunately, he was an excellent shield to survive in front of the real Red.

Well, then, that lovely little princess Laurie Long disappeared, replacing her with this mature version of Dragon Sister, but, in fact, it fits her personality perfectly, so although the Dragon Nation can adjust the race and age behind her transformation (the transformation technique can be chosen to be Pokémon, Human, but her appearance won't change), she has always used this.

As for red, that's true. Normal dragons also tend to wear clothes with similar skin tones when transformed. Red really likes red, but the problem is...

Adam was also red, and he was constantly causing trouble everywhere. If he wore the same clothes, wouldn't he be treated as a companion? Nobody wants to be treated like a fool... That's what Red said back then, definitely not my deliberate slander.

“Come and help me with the barbecue. I remember when you were the best barbecuer in our regiment. Let me see if your craft has regressed. ”

“You remember. ”

Yes, knowing that I was that saint captain of the year, Lauro's, brightly, right in front of the little red, the ancient red dragon Ein Matthews.

The dragon of the golden race sees man in a completely different way and angle than mortal man, and in front of those eyes that see through the soul, there is no possibility of hiding from her from the beginning.

However, our relationship, say companion, rather than accomplice..... some things, not pretending to be stupid, is far better than breaking everyone's embarrassment.

Now, as I barbecued meat and just sprinkled it with a secret spice (mainly a mixture of zinc and chili powder, but also a method material for smoke-based spells), before I could brush the oil, she took it in one bite, had two stomachs and was not happy to eat it.

“This time, I'll help you find the place. ”

Xiaohong was really grieved this time, if it wasn't for some reason, she wouldn't say she lost this time, she wouldn't even get hurt.

You think it's a hard mouth to lose? Where is the Dragon's most troublesome place? Strong physical strength, excellent magic? Neither. The hardest thing they can do is have wings! Fly!

Dragons are born chong children in the sky, their flying skills are excellent, young dragons can help float the sky with magic, adult dragons can fly at will, for upper colognes like Xiaohong, flying and breathing are generally easy and natural, she can even fly freely without wings in the sky in violation of physical rules.

Dragons are accustomed to confronting enemies by suddenly falling out of the cloud, spraying dragonbreath and magic blows before reacting, and then pulling up and growing out before counterattack.

This tactic, though it sounds shameless, is extremely difficult to deal with. If you want to slaughter dragons, please think of the dragons to land first. Therefore, even the super empire will not arbitrarily offend the Dragon Nation. After all, nobody wants to fire in their capital every two days, but they can't find the murderer.

The dragon tribe's high mobility is the hardest thing to deal with. Ninety percent of dragon slaughter is because dragons are trapped in their nests or traps. The dragon tribe in the wild can't fight, and it can definitely escape. I will seek revenge from you later. It is extremely difficult to deal with it.

This time, Little Red was so badly injured, just because Adam and Margaret were behind her, she couldn't move at all, she had to live as a meat target.

Being beaten as a fixed target, such a serious injury naturally makes the arrogant little red full of grief and discomfort.

When I said I was going to get her back, Red first took a meal, then picked up the barrel beside her and poured the wine.

“Cough!! ”

But she drank too fast, but the dragon accidentally choked on herself, and I helped her pat her back comfort.

“... no, I'll find my own place, Morrill. I'll find her myself, you stay out of it. ”

I shook my head, knowing that she was unwilling to lose, which was the answer, but Red's personal strength was indeed hidden over the dragon queen Morrill. Otherwise, the old man would have come to the door to clean up the door. After all, Red was a minority who could really threaten her dragon queen's throne.

“Let's go and get it back together, and this time my loss is no small. ”

As expected, when I talked about my travel and mess plans, I was afraid the world wouldn't be messed up, and I just wanted to find a place to vent Little Red with a happy promise.

Just finished and looked at me with a funny face.

“How's Lisa? ”

“... what are you talking about? Oh, Eliza? Still the same poisonous tongue-in-cheek, learning who is not good, deviating from Margaret, is getting harder and harder to deal with, the previous two days got me caught in prison again. Picking her up back then was the wrong choice. ”

“Don't play dumb, you know my dragon's eyes look directly at my soul. Eliza was Lisa, the last member of our adventure troupe, when the target became a billionaire thief, Adam, the idiot who's been secretly in love with Lisa for half his life. Grant. Oh, Eliza, that's the prefix E that Liza put in a delegate's emphasis on. Simple letter games like this, I don't think Adam's a fool can read it. ”

“... when did you see through it? ”

“Ever since you brought that half-devil girl back, that's the beginning. Well, you're not much better than me, and the disguise isn't much more broken. But you're amazing, I remember Lisa Ming died and even her soul was at the root..... wait, half demon, you won't go to the river of the dead to get her back, will you? ”

“Yes, Lisa, as a human, is dead, and now Eliza, is a new life and soul. You could say Eliza is Lisa, not Lisa. ”

Looking at the little red with interest, I looked bitter, it seemed that there were some things back then that had to be explained.