The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Grey yellow oil lamps swim in the wind, not far from the lobby, there are bards singing, the wind brings sweet aromas of wine and drunken snoring and talking, this trance in the atmosphere of the long river of history is intoxicating, seems, indeed, a good place to remember the past.

“Bell.” A magical gold coin was cast, transformed into an invisible isolated junction, isolating all eyes that might peep.

There are some things to tell, so where do we start?

Let's play it again, the chaos of the curse and the ungodly order, the eternal battle that involves all races and lives.

As I said before, this battle is never over, so why is it never over? According to theory, this kind of war is lost to a certain degree by both sides, and it will definitely stop.

So, let's start at the beginning.

Life and death, more than a turn.

As mentioned before, after the death of each life, if he believes in the gods of order, his soul will follow the pillars of heaven all the way up, reach the divine domain of the gods of order, become a prayer for them to provide them with the power of faith, or become an angel or a servant of God who fights for them, the highest of which should be the angels of war at all levels.

Basically, if you believe in a god, you will become a member of his divine domain, praying that the merger is the lowest being in the divine domain, just constantly praying to provide God with the power of faith, and if the prayer merger can no longer provide faith, it will be abandoned and returned to the circle.

The chaotic formula, in fact, is similar, except that the method of the abyss of chaos is simpler and rougher than “guiding the holy soul into a worry-free paradise”, wrapped in honor and holiness.

The infinite underwater river flows through countless dimensions, and in the words of order, "the cursed soul of the evil man will always suffer the corrosion of the underwater river”. In fact, the soul attributes themselves are chaotic and disbelieve in the souls of the gods of order, and will enter the underwater river after death. However, because the chaotic soul is often selfish and pretentious, it is also true that it is the evil man.

Well, the souls of the chaotic dead flow through countless worlds and dimensions along the river, and if they are attracted to the rules of that world, they will climb ashore and be reborn.

For example, if you climb ashore on the Plains of Banyuan, one of the main battlefields of the Eternal War, then the evolutionary direction of that nascent soul may be the fierce warrior, and if you climb up on a raging coke plain full of black chaotic flames, you are most likely to become the demon of flaming properties, their evolutionary end point should be the powerful Baloise demon.

Of course, all worlds and places themselves have preferences, cunning evil but abiding by the promised devil. Many previous generations were liars, unfettered virtuous merchants, and empty door thieves, while those who were simply chaotic incarnations preferred the souls of murderers and robbers of such violent criminals.

In fact, before climbing ashore, the underwater river has completed the cycle of life and death. The demons and demons ashore are a completely new life. He must devour other life for a living. Weak predators are the only rule, stronger and more evolved before the arrival of irresistible predators, the only way for them to survive.

Demons and demons from the underworld have long lost their memories as mortals. All that empty brains record is the primitive devouring and evolution, and every demon that has evolved to a certain degree has consumed countless of its kind.

Talking to them about order, the beauty of peace, cooperation and coexistence, is tantamount to talking about social harmony and helping others with a villain who smashes them to power, which is fundamentally denying their past existence value.

Even if the demons can advance to the nobility of the devil, they can recall their memories as human beings by grasping their real names in this world, but at this time their new worldview has been nurtured, looking at the memories of the past, mortals will probably see novels and films with themselves as the main characters, with little effect on character, and new experiences and knowledge will make them more cunning and difficult.

Even the mighty Ballothian demons who can slaughter dragons alone are still only members of the regular demons, become demonic nobility, even the weakest barons can single-handedly crush the existence of Ballothian demons, their titles are said to have been given directly by the goddess of chaos and the abyss of chaos, the demon prince slightly higher than the Duke of the devil does not sound so much, but is actually equivalent to the prodigy of the goddess of chaos, is the existence of a master god of reciprocal order.....

Fortunately, noble demons with titles are too strong to travel to the Ash continent, and even when splits arrive, they are often surrounded by gods and splits sent by the gods of order.

Of course, not every chaotic soul will become a demon, and most souls will remain unable to disembark until they return to the chaotic abyss at the end of the river.

Well, if there is life and death, the soul of the deceased will be reconverted and transformed into a recruit from both sides of the camp, then the battle of eternity will naturally never end, these are the rules of the world, the same world common sense as “the sun will rise at dawn and the sea will be salty”.

But more than a hundred years ago, a man tried to break that rule.

He tries to keep the sun from rising, he tries to let the living die, he tries to make the dead nation, he tries to make the holy light disappear... He was the King of the Night, yes, and I was the one who went crazy.

Cough, since it's black history, say less, no matter how you argue, Lisa still died under my regiment, Greg the Dragon Queen of one of my four most powerful kings. Silk's hands, too, died quite indirectly in my hands, and I, at the peak of the time, did not intend to accept the fact of wrongfully killing friends, trying to challenge the common sense of the world to reverse life and death.

It seemed to me at the time that if it was merely the resurrection into the dead, it would still be the dead. It would be pointless, and if it was to be resurrected, it would be the real resurrection.

It is true that the soul of the deceased loses its memory and all in the underwater, but this takes time. After all, while the waters of the underwater river are indeed very poisonous to any life, they must also be drunk into the body in order to be effective quickly.

Well, if I find Lisa's soul with prophetic spells and pull her out of the river and reshape her body before the water in the river is completely effective...

This is not my first creation, but a classic joke that has long passed between the magicians, because, although theoretical is possible, the river itself can devour any soul that touches it, since it cannot be touched, how can it be pulled up?

Even the great demons who can secretly extract some of the water from the river to make medicine dare not touch the river directly, they do not want to start evolution again from the lowest demons... falling into the river, is the most vicious curse among demons.

However, this concept needs to be corrected. The River Pluto is the river of the soul of this world and the mother of all things. She can indeed sink any soul in this world, but if that soul is not from a source with her, but from a heretic... for example, a transgressor from another realm.

I also pinched a cold sweat. Fortunately, the theory of purity is correct, but it turns out that this little bit of luck is the beginning of misfortune...

“You are insane!!! You are challenging the order established by the gods, you are provoking the dignity of the gods of chaos and evil at the same time!! You're looking for a way to die! ”

The shock and roar of the dragon is in my ear, and I can say anything but a bitter nod.

“Yes, now that I think about it, I was almost insane. It's crazy to completely break the line between life and death. Oh, there are two of them. If the dead are not successfully converted, then what else is there to fight about order and chaos? Neither side will look at me. ”

Little Red pressed a glass of wine.

“Who did you meet? What's wrong with you? If it was just a split up, you couldn't get away with it. ”

“Ayer the Reaper, the first dead spirit, the oldest god. ”

“Tap!” The glass was crushed directly to the ground, and the aroma was overflowing. Ein Matthews, an ancient red dragon, grew up with his mouth and let the liquor linger. That idiot was a rare touch.

“Hey, hey, image, image, this silly touch out there, how are you going to marry someone? ”

Reminds her kindly, but pulls one up, nose to nose, eye to eye.

“You, don't, joke, joke, joke, in the millions of years of our Dragon Nation, have only made three moves, and the opponents are all true gods! You think you're amazing? A modern demigod king, far too many in ancient times, you don't have the right to let anyone do it. ”

Every word questioned, those dragon eyes filled with disbelief and doubt.

“I, no, joke, joke, really am Ayer, the oldest god, the super elder who followed the Goddess of Chaos and the Goddess of Order, the devil, the oldest king of the Alpine clan, who gave all the dead spirits freedom and wisdom. ”

“Then why are you still jumping? I don't think a demigod can escape in his hands. If all the true gods he is after fall, you are a demigod, how can you survive? ”

Recalling that grey figure representing death itself, that bloody rose on the pale finger, I had to fight a chill, and I think it's a miracle that I'm not out of shape yet.

“... it is now recalled that Ayer the Reaper never answers the prayers of the Dead Spirit, but still represents death itself. Or his concept of priesthood and existence, which is to maintain the order of death itself, that is, not to move the river, not to obstruct the return of the soul of order to the side of God, he will never make a move. Back then, I moved the river and stepped directly on the red line. I really died trying to find my way home. ”

My subconscious sip of wine, but helplessly watched the liquid leak out of my chin, wet my coat, shook my head, and laughed helplessly. It was the worst and purest defeat of my life.

“He used only one split person, only once, to easily beat me up, even half-defunct my soul, and fall all the way down the border. Ever since then, I've been extinguished from the possibility of an immortal bioenchantment, because it has to challenge Ayer, the Shinigami, who for countless years has been uninterrupted, indicating that this is simply not possible. ”

“... no wonder Adam and Margaret were able to beat you back then, and he should still be suspicious, suspicious of you letting the water out, but didn't expect you to be hurt too badly at the time. ”

“Oh, since the Empire of the Dead cannot be established, the Demon King is doomed to fail, why not give the honor of victory over the Demon King to my brothers. However, due to the madness of the realm, the original plan appeared to be broken, and Margaret saw that fake death almost turned into real death, which should be the only accident. ”

“You haven't told me how you escaped from Ayer the Shinigami!! ”

“........ you wonder why the Empire of the Dead is not possible at all? In fact, it's very simple, and I know from Ayer that the gods of order would never allow the dead to completely replace the living, so that the cycle of life and death would be broken. A kingdom of the dead, which covers no more than half of the world, is already the limit they can accept..."

The irresistible tremendous force was on my head, and the word "red" thundered in my ears.

“I ask, how did you escape from Ayer? Don't change the subject! Don't talk nonsense. ”

The fire of the soul flashed in the orbit, and eventually I could not help but tell the truth.

”Can't say, really can't say, it's for your own good. ”

The dragon lady's head slammed, her mouth pounded, her good face filled with disdain.

“Hmm, I can guess if you don't say so. You're not the best at talking nonsense. Not in any god line or anything like Ayer is a famous rebel, should be as dissatisfied with the world today as you are, maybe you and Ayer have entered into some conspiracy agreement, like together to overthrow the existing order..... whoops”

The next words were no longer spoken, and my bones stuck directly in her mouth.

When he was suddenly attacked, his black pupils were filled with flames, then his eyes turned and he suddenly realized what he had guessed, and then his anger surprised him, and then he turned into panic and fear.

“Me, me, me... I'm not gonna guess, am I?? Tell me it's not true. Lord Ayer, forgive me, I am young, I am not married, I have not raised a dragon, I do not want to be killed by dragons!!! ”

“Don't worry, you don't know anything, you don't know anything. How could Ayer come to you? You're just drinking and chatting here today. You didn't guess anything, you didn't think anything! ”

I persuaded her to calm down.

“Well, remember. I don't know anything, and you didn't say anything. Dragon god, I'll never guess again. ”

“Can't say, really can't say.” I nodded and wiped out a cold sweat that didn't exist. How can you be so foolish? It turns out that it's the same as always super crow mouth, professional leakage spoon.

“By the way, what about Eliza? How could Lord Ayer let her go? ”

How can I be uninteresting, even if this is obviously a conversation?

“... because I was hunted down by Ayer, I randomly transported Eliza to a distance, and by the time I was able to move back, it was three days later, but Eliza was still living alone in the ruins, and had been corroded by the rules of the table into a semidemon, and the rest was that I had settled her down, and then brought her back to Iwo Mountain City, which you should know. ”

“Semi-demon? I don't think so. Ordinary semidemons are the descendants of demons, then the blood veins awaken, and through rituals they awaken their own demonic veins to gain strength. Eliza, on the other hand, was corroded by the rules of the world into a half-demon, half-human existence before the deceased was completely transformed. It seemed to be no different from the ordinary half-demon, but it was actually completely different from the ordinary demon. ”

He hesitated and judged by his understanding of the rules.

“No wonder you said she was Lisa and not Lisa, the original Lisa was dead, and now Eliza, should be just part of her residue, part of her soul fragment converted into a half-human half-demonster. All Ash is alone. ”

“Indeed, Ayer also told me that, as long as the river was contaminated, the man had died completely and had come ashore afterwards, only to be a newborn using it as a raw material. And even now, the abyss of chaos continues to summon her soul in an attempt to completely transform her into a demon, she landed on the raging coke plain, and should be transformed into the demon of the inflammatory properties, so I teach her the cold magic of the hostile properties of the inflammatory properties to resist corrosion from the roots. ”

“You're so stupid, you were busy, you almost put yourself on. ”

“I have nothing to say. This is the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life. But I don't regret it. ”

“Have you ever regretted it in your life? Don't say sorry, I haven't seen you depressed. ”

After a half-day of reflection, I remembered countless events that made me sad and sad, and eventually I laughed.

“No, since everything was my sincere choice at the time, I risked my life trying to reach the last moment, even if I ended up failing, and I had nothing to regret. Regret is just a denial of my past life, even if I fail, to sum up the lesson, and the next time I try. ”

“Hmm, of course you don't regret it, from now on there's an extra maid who puts all her mind on you, ha, it's not like that time, Adam the kid was crazy about Lisa, but Lisa only looked at her Captain Rollo. ”

“No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm still bored. Originally, I was also completely unaware of Adam because it was possible this time, and as a result, Eliza and Lisa had basically the same taste. ”

“Does Adam know? ”

“You think he won't know? Though intellectually nine, that man's intuitively sensitive is outrageous. ”

“Just as he knew it was you, but always pretended to be his brother Rollo. ”

“Actually, I'm not sure how embarrassing it is to say something, but it's a little confusing. But for Eliza, he talked to me, and he just said," Eliza is Eliza, Lisa is Lisa, Lisa is dead, my heart is dead. "

“... I suddenly felt sorry for Adam. ”

“I am sympathetic to Margaret, but in this case, Adam, after half a lifetime of love alone, divinely beautifies the memories of the past. Lisa is already a perfect symbol in Adam's eyes. He just plays and beautifies the images of Lisa's past repeatedly in his memories. Instinctively rejects anyone from entering his world, how can a living person overcome the dead? Margaret's bitterness, destined to go away... so strange to look at me for what, am I wrong? ”

“No, I'm just shocked by the truth of a rumor. ”

“What rumors? ”

“The old virgin would be particularly pitiful to Xiangxiaoyu, even if the woman did not belong to herself. Tsk, Margaret is the knife mouth tofu heart. Tomorrow you are better than Adam in all aspects. People are beautiful, strong, things are mature and healthy. When you are alone, there is that depression that particularly attracts silly women. That silly girl Lisa is haunting you. Margaret still can't let go of Adam, who's been messing around like a poor puppy, helping him clean up the mess for half his life, and finally falling in love with Adam for half his life..."

As for the so-called melancholy, my whole body and mind were thinking about how to avenge the unbeatable enemy.

“Tsk, ha. ”

“Why so funny? Am I wrong? ”

“No, I'm just shocked by the truth of a rumor. Old * * past the age of marriage become love experts in constant procrastination and dating! ”

Sparks flash in two pairs of eyes, eventually turning into a helpless sigh. After all, damage to similar weaknesses can only cause each other harm.

Suddenly, the dragon's eyes lit up. Red grabbed me and deliberately put my head in my chest. The smell of wine and soft fragrance made me feel very strange.....

“Otherwise, let's randomly combine the rest of our men and women! I'm supposed to be very appetizing. You can't give me a child, but you're not a pain in the ass, and it's good to have a pure spiritual love. ”

Snow and white flesh on my chest pressed up completely, luckily I don't need to breathe anymore, otherwise.....

“This is... this is a confession!!!? For the first time in history? I... my spring has arrived? Am I going to talk about my first relationship in my life? ”

Without waiting for me to come up with an answer from my confused thoughts, there was a familiar chill behind me.

“Humph, I feel that the owner is using isolation, and I'm worried that the owner is in trouble and I've been trying to find him all the way here. Oh, the love of the big lizards and the skull, there's really nothing to say. Perhaps I can reach out to the Iwo Jima City Journal and playwrights, the people will get great chat material, and the grand theater will perform new romance operas. ”

If I could still sweat, I'm afraid I'd be sweating cold behind my back.

Red, however, had already rolled on the ground with a smile. Apparently, the so-called confession, after detecting Eliza's arrival, just acted directly and set me up with him.

Unnamed loss and disappointment floated from the bottom of your heart. The shaking just now made you want to stick your head in a barrel, and the cut-away look behind your back made you want to escape.

“I... I, Ottoman, am going to help!! ”

Leaving behind the fantastic words, I slipped away and accidentally missed the fight that belonged to the woman.

“I... the master is mine...”

The proclamation of courage has only received the eyes of compassion.

“Last time it was my sister, this time, I guess I thought you were my daughter. You're pathetic. Come on, though it's a long road, there's little hope. ”

“I, I will not admit defeat, even if the opponent is you!” It seems that one sees compassion as an acceptability of victory, but this declaration is with anger.

“Don't worry, I don't have sex with bones. Interesting. Although Roland does have an appetite for me, my goal is to have a dragon, even though the Mixed Dragons can barely accept it, but he can't even give it to me, I'm not in love. Corpse habits."

Waving her hand to show Eliza off, the brunette dragon girl started drinking again that made the dwarf sweat, her whole head straight into the barrel and all she could hear was the mumbling water flow.

And Eliza, full of mist, just walked out of the tavern and saw me stunned at the door.

“Is that what this is all about? Sure, I'm the super crow mouth. Oh, it turns out there's really an Ottoman war monster in this world. ”

In front of him is a giant sperm robot, more than 20 meters tall, with two heads, one with a fire dragon, one painted red as I said, and a collision angle, and the left arm with a robotic arm, the right arm, is a giant drill bit!

His whole body was a mess, he was at war with city managers, and, thanks to his enormous size, he had an overwhelming advantage!

“Lord Roland the Wise, your vision is indeed strong. See, this is the combination of our geotechnical and dwarf engineering, to thank you for your inspiration and design ideas. We named him Roland II!! The beauty of your wisdom, the idea of genius, is destined to be preached by all the goblins and dwarves. ”

That loudspeaker howl can spread directly across half of Iwo Mountain City, so, I know, I will definitely be on the Iwo Mountain City Wanted List tomorrow.

“Red, I retract what I just said, I... I regret it!!! Who knew those lunatics would take my bullshit seriously and actually made it!! ”

The big robot, while fighting back, exploded on a small scale, but soon, a sparkling dwarf jumped down and knocked, and then Roland II, again, was able to fight.

“Dang!” Sulphur Mountain City is over.

“Boom!!” The penitentiary, long overdue, is definitely finished.

“Boom! Boom! Boom!” After the serial explosion, the city administration headquarters recovered less than two weeks from the rubble and returned to the rubble again...

Looks like it's not just a wanted list anymore, it's straight to the top.

So I turned around without hesitation and said to Eliza.

“... notify everyone on the list that tonight we will pack our bags and sneak away night after night, oh no, make an underground covenant!! ”

PS1, for the sake of the integrity of the story, this chapter is almost 7,000, normally updated almost three chapters, and now it's over, I hope the audience master likes it.

PS2. Seek the support of Sanjiang Tickets. Sanjiang Tickets can be voted once a day for the first time..... Although it is good to be lazy, Squirrel also wants to be the leader of Sanjiang. Keep working on it tomorrow!