The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

As the highest judicial body in Mount Sulphur, the Supreme Court has always been surrounded by a silent and serious atmosphere. As the words "good looks, strict law enforcement, less prudence” in the lobby require, judicial personnel who interact with each other tend to face serious, concise words, move quickly and are well received by the public, but today the situation is somewhat different.

The quiet corridors of the past were filled with noise and quarrels, and the “prisoners” awaiting trial with chains filled all the cells and even filled the squares of the sky with people.

At the corner of the square, a giant geologic robot has been turned into a pile of scrap iron, perhaps considering that it alone occupies half the size of the square and should be called a steel forest or steel debris.

And beside it, a group of goblins and dwarves are crying around it, and even goblins have begun to dance their ancestral twists (also known as tropical bellies. Leather Dance), seems to think of this robot as his own family, giving it a farewell.

On the outskirts, many of the citizens affected could not appreciate the exotic “hot dance”, but baptized the causing engineers with tomatoes and stinking eggs, according to the tradition of Mount Sulphur, and, of course, there would be no shortage of geotechnical merchants selling “ammunition” around the angry citizens.

And the Supreme Guards, long too busy running, have no time to worry about these little things.

Due to the total destruction of the prison and city administration headquarters, there are many suspects nowhere to go. If the Iwo Mountain City Prison is still intact, where else can it be transferred? However, due to the aftermath of the last prison escape, some minor prisoners are transferred to the prison, and this is even more directly to the pot end, which can only be transferred to the Supreme Court.

The four chambers of the Supreme Court have been fully operational, but still feel understaffed.

Shouting, crying, chasing, begging for forgiveness, completely transformed this ever serious and silent hall of justice into a bargaining market.

At the same time, frowning, trying to ignore the noise outside, but eventually failing me, I could only helplessly order the guards to close the doors and windows completely, pull down the curtains, and give the trial a relatively quiet environment.

Yes, the trial.

My overnight escape, oh no, an emergency mission plan, was ruthlessly vetoed from the outset by Eliza.

Sulphur Mountain City may indeed be free of the demon Roland, but after the miracle, the insomniac, implicitly known as the fourth giant, the supreme judge of the Emperor behind the Sulphur Mountain, suddenly disappeared, I'm afraid, causing an earthquake much worse than those that were attacked.

Most importantly, the others were not prepared at all, not even diplomatic documents were prepared, and traveling alone would only be a farce.

But if I stay here as Roland, I'm afraid, tomorrow I can count how many bones I have left, and I'm sure the city stewards whose homes have been taken off here will have absolutely no patience to listen to me explain, and dismantling the stew is tolerable.

Though I've done a lot of crimes in my life that I have nothing to say about stewed soup, this time, I'm really innocent, I'm just talking casually, then waiting to see the explosion and the spark, who knows they would actually make that thing.... thinking of that steel giant over 20 meters, I had to fight the chill.

“Improvised metal titan giant? Is it enough to crush the legendary monster harvester?”.

Of course, the other powerful aspect of Roland II is that it paid a huge price to get rid of it, so the charges against Roland, the mastermind behind the scenes, are even more serious.

So all I could do was show the city stewards that Rowland the Witch was riding over half the city on a dragon and fleeing Sulphur Mountain City... At least, Rowland the Witch wouldn't be back until the charges were cleared.

At this moment, the first trouble I encountered was right in front of me... and the case had exceeded the ability of any single judge to deal with it, and I was the only one to do it myself.

On the bench of the third chamber, I looked at the mountains of cases, at the “innocent face” defendants below, the excited city steward girls on the plaintiff's bench, listening to them one by one “damn Roland”, “waiting for me to feed you to the dog”, “the sleepless lord please give us the authorization to pull the knife directly, I will bring him back in thirteen parts.” “Momo doesn't care what the judicial deal is, please ask Momo to lead the search of his house, his house must be full of contraband, then we will sentence him to life imprisonment, Momo to treat him well, hahahahaha”, listen to these homeless dark elves nervous laugh, I feel a headache.

And aside, prosecutor Katrina is reading the indictment and the evidence collected...

“At 4: 20 p.m., the guardhouse suddenly caught smoke, and then, in the midst of the chaos, the outside masters of engineering and the joints inside the guardhouse, both sides began the final engineering assembly..."

“Objection!! Now that the wolf smoke is four, what makes you think it was assembled by my client!! Perhaps my client was just going to borrow fireworks for a BBQ lunch. ”

The geotechnical prosecutor in the silver mask, Rowie, interrupted his colleague's statement directly and made an unusually weird claim.

“Yeah, we just bake sweet potatoes for smoked fish.” It was also a scene of noise on the dock, which was favored by the goblins and dwarves.

“In the Sulphur Mountain City moat, there are only piranhas. Go roast your fish!!! With your poor fishing skills, you don't have to want to succeed forever.” Katrina roared furiously, as if she were an Amazonian hunter, and the golden ponytail moved with the wind, as sharp as a blade, as if she were a martial arts goddess hunting, but the direction of concern was a little off...

“No, as long as the method is right, the piranha can catch it, we have Parker's fishing rod...”

Now I understand why the prodigy Rowie, who is longer than the prosecution, insists on defending his fellow citizens. It makes clear that this trial is very complicated. Moreover, he is very familiar with the prosecution work and knows that prosecutor Katelyn, who likes to be real, is easily brought into the dead end. So, just make the trial a farce, this trial is naturally a hundred...

In the past, the trial, which was almost a farce, was no big deal, but at this moment, for some reason, it is definitely not possible!

“This can't go on. If the goblins are not guilty, then not all the black pots should be carried by Roland the Witch. ”

Looking at the city management elves who were already angry and had eaten the table directly, I made up my mind to make sure the sinners deserved it....... by the iron plate that had been eaten down, my bones were absolutely free of it.

“Rowie. Gold coin, where were you yesterday afternoon at 4: 20? Don't lie, you know in my law. The consequences of lying in court. ”

Indeed, as soon as I asked about this, the generous ad hoc defence attorney was silent.

I held my forehead helplessly, making a very helpless appearance, and actually laughed at the flowers under my mask.

“I knew your boy wouldn't stay home. Now it's your turn to help me top the cylinder. ”

“Rowie. Gold coin, you know the law, you kind of disgraced the face of the Supreme Court. Now shut up and sit in the defendant's seat yourself. By the way, apologize to the girls in charge of the city first, and see what you've done to other people. ”

Rumor has it that Rowie dropped his mask, represented the removal of his own judicial identity, ran off to apologize, and then sat down like a elementary school student, in the defendant's seat with his fellow countrymen by the rules, and became a complete defendant.

“By the way, who, get me a death storm, I guarantee it on my knees, and that guy is definitely in it. I don't know? The storm in the papal hall is the short one..."

“It's Storm Magic!!” The peculiar sharp voice of a dwarf as a toddler is heard in the gallery, Milhouse. Storm Magic jumped straight over the fence and then headed towards the dock.

I admired it in my heart, but halfway there, I saw him scream back.

“If a crime is committed, it should be punished. What are you waiting for? ”

And then... the next piece of the rally... there were the goblins and the dwarves, but there were humans and other races, and together, there were about 30 or 40 engineering masters from Mount Sulphur.

It seems that these masters of engineering did not expect to end up making such a big scene and are now turning themselves in.

... shook his head helplessly and looked at the empty defense bench.

“We can't find a suitable defender at once, so defend yourselves. Storm Eagle, tell me, it's none of your business, why did you jump out again? ”

“Those evil engineers are the enemies of nature, squeamish, that unnatural creation made up of black cursed objects (black iron made into a man-made giant), that twisted existence with a roar is naturally a blasphemous existence (that's a logger, definitely the enemy of nature), woof, so our son of nature is going to purify the cursed earth (so we're going to kill him)..."

While trying to tolerate a common language with a strange accent in his mouth, there was often a few strange beast shouts in the middle, and he started trying to translate it into human language, but I finally didn't want to tolerate looking at the same misty spectator.

“Speak human language!! Otherwise, I'll take you and the wind. Errol, stay together!! ”

Half a dragon's sad wind hobby has spread throughout Iwo Mountain City. His capture of Druid as a chong thing is even more shocking, and for the victim himself and his compatriot Druid, the man is the real incarnation of fear.

“Now he forgot he was a human being and thought he was a dog!! Follow your tail every day! What the hell did that dragon man do to him? ”

“Dragon of Evil”, “Druid Enemy", sad wind. Ero, that's what the Druids in Iwo Mountain City call him... the Big Druid Storm Eagle, and when they heard that name, they instinctively shook a chill.

“We saw the iron giant, so against the teachings, my brother said to hit him, I thought about it, and I thought that according to the book my grandfather left behind, he should really hit him, so we beat him up, huh? ”

Looking at Big Druid laughing, I... I have nothing to say, it was direct enough this time, but seeing this stupid face, I can't help beating him straight.

“Calm down, calm down, style, style, this is not the first time these guys are unreliable, don't get angry with them..... cough, okay, next thing you know, suddenly join the Knights of the Fight, Tim, I guess I guessed what you guys did. ”

“Adults know that we have only fulfilled the duties and duties of a holy knight. ”

“Well, when you see that big robot tearing down a wall, you yell, 'Holy Light, that evil is worth a fight', 'For Holy Light, strike', and then strike at him? And the other two walls and more than 30 bungalows were demolished? ”

Well, I can understand that their original "martial arts" opportunity was robbed by the judiciary. It's really depressing. It's rare to encounter an opportunity to make a move, but...

“Half the time, why don't you tell me the rest about how Druid and I got together? You think I didn't know you were naked with Storm Eagle last time. The Ben incident knocked off the beam. Remember to send Bill the repair bill later. I hope his stomach is ready. The last time he threw up blood was scary. Well, triple my bill this time, give me a hard penalty. ”

In spite of Tim falling from the sky, I turned my attention to a group of nervous young people.

“Lucas, why did you bring the other Nanxiang cadets into this mess when you just transferred from the Holy Knight to the Knight of Justice? Still picking out old colleagues to pack up, didn't you know law enforcement officials knew about the crime plus one? ”

This young man is still very attractive to me, and I'm really curious, why is it that they're all here to rescue me? Finally, they became a group of saints and righteous knights. If I recall correctly, Lucas and Tim should have a very good relationship.

“I... I have no problem with Brother Tim and he has been watching over us. However, in addition to the third team of Big Brother, the first team of the Church of the Sacred Church actually came, they actually planned to save Mei and rob her, all of which, at once, were unbearable....."

The others were misty, but I understood instantly.

The First Battalion of the Church of the Basilica in every region, also known as the Battle Battle Battalion, is more of a knight of handsome men dedicated to etiquette diplomacy than a battle saint.

The first battalion has only one task: to find local aristocrats and wealthy merchants to raise money, while sentimental ladies tend to spend more money...

So, every member of the First Battalion was carefully chosen, well, the demands were beautiful, good diplomatic rhetoric, and it would be better to donate more if you accidentally made the ladies of the nobility happy.

So when the other battalions are busy fighting evil, the first battalion is busy drinking and dealing with noble women. When the other battalions train in the fierce sun, the first battalion performs collective mask beauty in the secret room... and for the sake of light, the first battle horses and armor are all church-funded and maintained. This differential treatment naturally makes the first battalion extremely poor in the eyes of other saints, but I would say...

“It's expensive to make a mask without reimbursement. It's uncomfortable to drink and throw up when you're at the bar! You bastards think all your ladies are beautiful? Actually, most of them are pigs, okay? That greasy salty pig hand just had to endure to be disgusting again, accidentally cut it down to become a diplomatic event okay! ”

“Most importantly... don't look at the women on the side. In fact, the first team is not allowed to fall in love at all in order to attract donations from noble women. There are poetry all day long, handsome tricks, trying to pretend to be holy. Even if you rarely meet a good woman, you can only look at it and not eat it!! This mood is worse than not catching up!! ”

Well, I didn't shout out any of the above roaring bodies... but it seemed like I inadvertently shook up some black history... cough, I went to the first regiment when I was a knight's squire, and after that, it took me a year to turn those weird habits around.

“Don't blame this little brother, we can understand, we can understand.” Munn, the first captain to rub his hands, was a blonde handsome man. Don't say that he still had instincts to shake his hair and throw a glamorous eye at the side.

At the same time that men were disgusted, there was a woman shouting "good-looking” and I took pity on her.

“The 59-style head shake, 63-style glamour, looks like the church hasn't changed much over the years, look at this proficiency, it's already masterclass glamour, in order to stay in the state, you have to practice at least 300 times a day... I'm afraid you won't speak normally, it's also habitual to throw glamour at men, so miserable can't be miserable anymore. ”

So I said to Lucas in silence.

“and Captain Moon apologizes, now, immediately, immediately. ”

“No, no, no, little brother. We're all brothers and sisters in the Order Camp!” Munn said that, his eyes were still floating, seemed to be searching for a goal in the audience, and then, again, his habitual glamour floated.

As a predecessor and a visitor, I know it's a sharpened "feeding” instinct, but in the eyes of young, cheerful Lucas, it's a misperception of human performance.

“I... I would never apologize!! Even if I can't be a Knight of Justice, I'm not a man anymore! I'm going to be the Necromancer!! ”

It was easy to find a new faith, but still to bow to the enemy of the past, this teenager (?) I can't bear the harsh reality, tears run away... but he's not mistaken, only the Dead Knight, no Dark Knight...

Cough, okay, back to square one, by then, things will be clear.

First the engineers made giant robots, then the city stewards came to law enforcement, but they were suppressed by the mechanical giants with huge body size advantages, then the Druids went into a mixed war, then the Holy Knights came back to eradicate evil, while Tim chaos led the team to find Storm Eagle to calculate the old account, and Druids and the Holy Knights did it again.

After that, I thought the first team to come to the rescue was to take advantage of the opportunity to attract girls, Nanxiang's intern impartial knights to get revenge... It was messy enough, at the end of the day, nobody cared about the robot, all of them beat each other up, which made it clear to take the opportunity to deal with personal grievances.

If we are going to punish, we are going to put thousands of people in jail this time... and our prisons and detention centers are still in ruins, plus there are no dead people this time... this was a pure accident.

“Bang!”

So I knocked down the hammer with determination.

“The trial was adjourned temporarily and all defendants were provisionally released and the suspects were not allowed to leave Mount Sulphur without the approval of the Supreme Court. Compensation for damage repairs is apportioned equally among the parties involved in the fight. Meanwhile, the justice system units accelerated the rehabilitation of detention centres and prisons until the culprit, Roland, was found. ”

Well, it was all Roland's fault in the end... and the angry city stewards jumped to try and apparently grab Roland with their own hands.

“Looks like Roland's not coming back... Eliza, do you think Rosie sounds good or Robert sounds good? ”

“..." Well, after yesterday's incident, she ignored me.....

This trial, however, gave me the determination.

“If I'm not here, these guys are gonna flip! So, the members of this mission are also set, bring all the living treasures, while fixing that Roland II, and completely overthrow the underground covenant!! ”

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