The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Looking at the gentle "girl” in front of me, I was very tangled.

I used to wonder if I could play the advantages of a prophet and take advantage of it if I met a big man in history, like those who passed through in legendary stories, but now I finally meet a big man in history, or a super big man, and I can't handle it.

According to mainstream crossing novels, in the face of the big historical figures, I should either try to hug my thighs and have a good relationship with her, and the future will pay off, or before the other side is developed, do a tiger shock, another shock, a frenzy, a large sum of money, hurry others, recover this future strong for the class...

But the novel doesn't say anything about this situation, I don't need her in return for anything, and I don't need the so-called followers, giving nothing in return to cultivate a possible future strong enemy? It seems a little silly.

If it's a ghost. I should laugh at the development of the beast novel, I should laugh at it, then out the back of the candle and whip, reach out the hand of Lu Shan, say “Oh, your sister is in my hand, you know”....... but I'm afraid if the plot develops like this, Eliza, who listens outside, will kill them immediately, and even if I want to make a mistake, I don't have the tools to do it... the unnamed sadness from the heart, the will of the universe, can we negotiate, don't use this infarct anymore, it really hurts!

Well, if this is the story of a man in a restricted area, at this time, I will see it dumped by the beauty and goodness of "her”. At first sight, after love, I will be fascinated by the group, giving everything to become the minister under the skirt, and finally helping him regain his male identity, or just being together, depending on whether the author chooses to classify the story as “normal” or "X beautiful”.

Of course, if the author wants to be abusive, my fate will probably be miserable all the way home. If the author intends to have a pure love, maybe we will have more than one green plum bamboo horse, previous marriage status, and then all the way... it seems that in that position, the male lead never had a good life.

Well, if this is some kind of anti-Japanese theatre, then, at this time, me and her should pull out three or eight big caps, “bang bang bang” and roll over and shoot, eventually all the clothes are undamaged, the undamaged start of the close physical fight, finally look which is the bad ghost formula, should be ripped off by hand before the budget is exhausted...

If this is 8 o'clock in a country, Victoria should now have leukemia attacks, get hit by a cow truck or get hit by a bad old lady. If the scene takes long enough, an old doctor will jump out and yell, "Actually, you're brothers and sisters”... Looks like this is a good ending, at least it's the female lead.

If this was some kind of detective show, there would be a scream out there, and then I could proudly shout, "The killer is right next to us," and start explaining it in pieces, well, it seems like a good way to mix words...

“My lord? ”

The gentle voice echoed in the room, and as the master, from the moment he entered the room, Victoria took the opportunity, albeit rudely, to gauge the mysterious man.

Heavy robes, silver masks cover everything, but sometimes the frequency of heartbeats, eyes, habitual movements, and even just finger tapping on the desktop leaks a lot for people who are good at watching.

Victor, no, it's supposed to be Victoria now, and she thinks she's still good at it, but more than a dozen minutes later, she still has nothing to gain.

“A man of great wisdom who pioneered the power of the law with one hand, without heartbeat, without eyes, without extra action, the whole person is like a dead wood sitting in meditation, can not see anything. ”

In Victoria's understanding, the strange calm has been maintained since she came in. The insomniac is considering her patience. While observing each other, she is also being observed by the other. Her eyes behind the mask, though dim, seem to have seen through herself.

Within a small space, the intangible pressure continues to increase, and after more than a dozen points, the intolerable Victoria finally took the lead in breaking the tranquillity, which is tantamount to actively admitting defeat in this little game of trial patience.

”My lord? Do you have something to talk to me about? ”

And I, I don't know that the other person's mind has turned, but it is obviously rude and naturally a little embarrassing to call people and leave them alone.

“Cough, can you tell me about your past? Including your sister. ”

Victoria wouldn't hide it if she hadn't been a spy, and soon I confirmed my guess that Queen Victoria had become the Reverend Victoria, and that was the effect of my butterfly.

I took the time to go through the strategy set earlier, and how could an important “historical” figure like Queen Victoria have so few records, and then I found a black under the light... Epic hero Diana the Moon Knight.

Yes, the captain of the city's integrated security management unit (the city manager), which I built with interest, the silly knight I always grabbed, will indeed grow rapidly in future wars, according to "history”, and become the former Prohibited General of the Dark Pokémon and Victoria's most trusted general.

“Clean moonlight everywhere, all filth will be invisible, a knight of evil elves, who crosses the boundaries of race and colour and becomes an incarnation of holiness and justice. ”

Seeing this place, I was shocked, I turned that strong and perfect knight in history, in decades of peaceful life in Iwo Mountain City, into a dumb woman with slogans screaming on time, dressing fast while the sun was shining, watching fresh snacks bite her teeth and survive the dowry...

However, I personally prefer to be a good grabber than an epic hero with no sense of kindness.....

Cough, looks like it's gone again, let's get back to the point... The Moon Knight is the most trusted sword of the Moon Queen, now the reason is also in front of us, the only sister, naturally trusted to the end.

And from Victoria's words, I almost sorted out the reason. If it was the Queen of the Month in history, there were legendary sisters, even “despicable men”, able to grow the Sphinx family smoothly and come into contact with the knowledge of magic and the outside world. Faced with the harsh reality and future, I decided to change everything. Because Dark Pokémon men are destined to be unable to take the upper hand, disguised as women, with the help of my sister, gather their power, gradually take the upper hand...

But here, because of his sister's escape, he directly led him to become an abandoned child of the whole family. From that lack of elastic muscle, Victoria clearly lacked the talent to become a warrior. If he became a magician, it would cost money, or burn money in astronomical numbers. Victor, alone and weak, could keep his allowance. Without being robbed, he would be forced. How could he be exposed to magic? The lack of power led to his decreasing position in the family.

“Oh, funny to say, if I hadn't been punished by God and turned into a woman, and woke up to the gift of divinity, maybe I'd be a bed object of some mother-in-law now. However, a little priest of the silver class is still a big man's play. My lord, now that I am your property, I have no idea what you intend to do with me. ”

“Girl" 's face is sad, but more delicate. It's like the soft voice of pleading is easier to arouse a man's desire to conquer. At that time, I think of the little theater I just remembered.

“Gaga, your sister works for me, you know... sorry, strings.” This face is too dangerous, I almost said my heart out...

I looked out the door and there seemed to be a riot, and luckily, even when I caught it, it didn't rush in.

“Well, you...”

Speaking of which, I was a little upset, as I expected, how far and how far the danger should fall, but Victoria, as the queen of the moon in history, had nothing to say about her abilities or potential, so idle, but a little unfortunate.

Raising an epic hero as a fool is enough, and raising a queen as a rice worm is a waste.

“Follow your sister first, but I don't have time for this. What are you good at? I'll get you a job. ”

“... male Dark Pokémon must learn the Waiter's skill, in fact, it can be applied to both men and women... I have a very high opinion in this regard, now you are my master again, if you need me..." Speaking of which, "Girl” sorry bowed her head, Red Xia continued to rise to her ears, cheeks springing, elves ears shaking, even cute, this is already a rare knot in the Dark Pokémon, but.......

“Excuse me!” I stood up, approached the wall, and... hit hard.

“Pfft, pfft!” The whole building was shaking, and soon after this earthquake, countless times in this little camp, the men's robes looked at the big bag on their friends' heads and gave them an understandable smile.

“He's a man, Roland, hang in there, even if she's the prettiest you've ever seen, but he's still a man, and his flesh is a woman, but he's still a man, you, Roland, not a faggot! J. Definitely not! ”

At the same time as my mental meditation, my infinite sympathy for the ever named King of the Winter Wolf..... with such a face every day, such a lovely personality, is too easy to bend.....

“Well, go on, what else are you good at? Rose won't talk about it. ”

“But... my lord, are you okay with your head? ”

“It's okay, keep talking. ”

Looking at this man who turned more than 200 degrees, his neck was unbelievably crooked, Victoria could only exclaim in her heart, "Lord Sleepless is amazing, his neck crooked at that angle, normal people should have hung up long ago, but he seemed to have no feelings at all. ”

“I learned a lot about interrogation and poisoning, and the instructor said I didn't have any talent, but I was the strongest in the college, and, um, the strongest in the whole city of Sobriety. ”

Hearing this, I was inspired to participate in history. This is the strongest military strategy and political history. Perhaps the strongest Pokémon in the whole world. Then, maybe I have found the treasure this time.

“Then help me analyse the current situation of the Underground Covenant. ”

“The... eternal night scepter is supposed to be an adult layout, right? ”

“Hmm?”

This perpetual night scepter was sent by me personally. Tao was directly under tremendous pressure, and even nearly turned his face directly with Morrill. Over time, the trouble became more constant. This made it clear that it was Pit Him and that it was my layout. If you only analyzed this situation, I'm afraid the Moon Queen was really lost by the butterfly wing fan.

“So, my lord, are you planning on raiding post-dragon Morrill? If so, give up. You underestimate the Dungeon Master. This is their trap! ”