The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

In ancient times, in the face of the Lord of the Three Mounts, the chefs tended to speak of the situation of each other as unusually difficult, as if they were going to overthrow their lives at any time.

Everyone has a sense of fear. When life is threatened, they are more vigilant. When the lords hear their lives from the cheese, even if they despise them, they will pursue them. If they even find themselves really dangerous after questioning them, they will naturally seek a lifesaving straw from the cheese.

And as the views of the chef became more important, and the crisis passed, the chef's own identity rose naturally, and the new opinions became more important and quickly came to power.

The so-called "ordered by the defeated, ordered by the difficult”, presumably, refers to a situation that has nothing to do with the event itself, but the more skill the cheaters use to attract the attention of their lords, the smarter the cheaters, the better at this skill set.

“Sir help/teach me.” Seems like, according to the little bitch's script, I should be shouting that out by now.

Then she would analyze for me how the Lion King and the Dragon Queen pretended to be upside down, and if we took the initiative, we would wage propaganda war, propagate us as invaders and covenant breakers sent down on the ground, expose us to covenant vigilance and hostility, and then personally push us to the corner of the wall, and it would be too late to go.

But if that were the case, I'd be underestimating my sleepless.

“Ok, you can stay with your sister first, you must have a lot to say. ”

“I...” In the face of my unexpected indifference, Victoria got up excited and rushed to say anything else, but still looking at me with no expression, she left helplessly.

“Eliza.”

“ …….. ”

“If you don't come out again, you'll lose your salary next month. ”

“ ……. Master, please pay my salary for the month before you say this. ”

“Cough, Eliza, what do you think, this gift from the Dark Elf. ”

“My lord, there must be something strange about this.” I held my glasses close to my ear and Elizabeth said with no expression.

“... crap, the Dark Elf's kindness is as barren as the girl's breasts. I mean, what do you think of the dragon queen? ”

“My lord, the proverb is that 'the good intentions of the Dark Elf are as false as the reason of the Orc'. Laughing at her natural defects is not a gentleman who respects women. You say that, she hears sadness,”

That being said, Eliza's tone was clearly relaxed by two points. “However, in my personal opinion, most of what she says is true. ”

“Cause?”

“Intuition. ”

“Oh, hunch your sister, don't tell me you haven't received the ‘bystander' intelligence and analysis. ”

As a diplomatic envoy, it was not possible to be blind in areas of livelihood, especially in areas of hostility.

As soon as I got into town, my intelligence organization's bystanders turned zero and started gathering intelligence. As I understand it, Eliza's desk should be full of reports by now.

“... the Lion King and Dragon Queen really did it, and it was fierce, and the news that half the Lion King's Palace had been demolished was not false, but that's why it was definitely a play. ”

“Too soon? Is it too obvious? Yes, there are more than twenty days left in the auction period, and it is perfectly possible to study it together now, even if a dispute does occur, it will not erupt now. ”

“No, just... If we had fought and torn our faces off, the dragon queen, two steps tall enough, would have robbed things and run away, and now the scepter is in the hands of the Lion King, which is enough to explain everything. Moreover, the war between the two top strong men should have been the complete destruction of the entire neighborhood where the Lion King's Palace is located, not just the half-destroyed house, which is a play, * * we did it, let us be the enemies of the Covenant. ”

I nodded satisfactorily, and Eliza said, exactly what I thought.

From the outset, we in Iwo Jima City were foreign objects in the underground world. If we really joined the covenant, it would not necessarily be a good thing for the few existing rulers, especially the lion king and dragon queen, who already had their enemies.

I can collaborate with Kaya and Arul, throw the eternal night scepter as a big trouble to attract firepower sharing pressure, Tao and Morrill are not fools, their cheaters can not even see the situation clearly, naturally won't let us successfully enter into the covenant, hidden tricks add trouble is inevitable.

Even if it wasn't a trap, I just contacted Kaya and Estena and didn't want to get involved.

Whether we are new or not, it is inevitable that we should be vigilant and alert.

And if we attack the dragon on our own initiative, then if we propagate our ambitions and Adam's earthly birth, we can be greatly alerted and hostile to the owners of the neutral city, and if hostility reaches a certain level, coupled with the propaganda of the hegemony, it is possible to expel from the covenant and even provoke public outrage against the entire covenant.

“Is staying in the camp the best option? Oops, that's really helpless. ”

“Yes, as the auction and the annual alliance approach, the pressure on Tao gets worse and worse, instead we stay away from the trouble center. It is the most appropriate course of action to do nothing now and wait patiently. ”

“Oh, it's not a good habit to leave your initiative to your opponents... inform those guys that you can go freely to the streets from tomorrow, give me the freedom to make a scene, see the unpleasant business, whatever it is, give me the power of Iwo Mountain City. If you don't lose, it's enough. If you can't beat him, call reinforcements. If you can't make it, just run back to the camp. The sky collapses and I'm on top. ”

Eliza took a sip of cool air and was surprised.

“You let those change. Feel free to mess around? Put those single-cell knights on the street? Put those law-abiding followers on the street? Did you know that this city is completely different from our Iwo Jima City and is full of evil deeds and that once they go down they will never be able to clean it up, are you going to demolish Vitamin City directly? ”

“The strong in the underground world are honored, the voices of the weak are not heard, I just introduce myself with action. Why don't I bring those bastards over for dinner? By the way, get the engineers ready for the Roland series, leave a few drivers on standby, and stand by for backup. Cut, those old stubborn people who won't change their names, that's a really weird name. ”

“... I see. So, what should Victoria do? ”

“Let's start with 'wash’. ”

“Okay, I'll have her wash your bed and tie it up, but you don't seem to be feeling well, I'm afraid you won't be able to enjoy it and need me to contact you. Do you want to buy some items at the stores? ”

“Stop it, you know what I mean. ”

Dark Pokémon goodwill? If these two words were combined, the whole underground world would be a joke. Dark Pokémon are proud of betrayal and fraud. It would be strange if their gifts were all right.

However, even if Victoria had a problem, it was not impossible to solve it. Since she was sent a living person, it was nothing more than a live bomb that could be betrayed at any time, or exploded at any time, and it was a magic contract, coercion by relatives and friends that allowed Victoria to obey the original master's orders.

Magic contracts and curses can be cancelled, bomb leads can be removed, hostage relatives and friends can help take it back, so-called cleansing, is a common spy term, nothing more than letting her spit out all the secrets, then see if she has any chance of rescue, if possible, try to convert enemy spies into their own power.

“You're really sweet. I thought it would be too easy for you to just order her to die in an accident, and her silly sister shouldn't be able to influence your will. Did you really learn to pity Xiaoyu? ”

Normally, I would not hesitate to erase such an unknown "gift”, so as to end it, but if it were the Queen Victoria in history, it would be a shame, and since I now find myself ignoring Diana's potential, naturally I would not let her go so wasted again, I might be able to become a very useful fighter in the future, it would be a shame if I now had a death vendetta.

But these things, it's really hard to explain to Eliza that disguising the prophet of the Holocaust is already the limit, and the priest is too much to predict the potential of a stranger to become an epic hero, well, definitely not that it's too troublesome to explain, so I came up with a bunch of reasons, so I hit a haha.

“Don't be silly, you know there's a man in there, and I, Roland the Witch, am definitely not gay. ”

“Hmm, who knows. ”

That being said, from the extent to which the little tail with the bow wobbles when you leave...

“Eliza is in a good mood, well, maybe, since the old stock was found to be damaged sooner or later, it's time to go to Vitamin City to collect some supplies. Since she's in a good mood, maybe even if she sees it, she'll let go..."

No bones, no pursuit? I want to pursue it too, but what else can I do now besides have an eye addiction...

I looked at this strange and empty room, somehow a little lonely, helplessly shook my head, opened the window, and there was a light outside.

“Conspiracy tricks are not always right, but unfortunately, there is not enough power. ”

At the end of the day, the strength of the mission is still insufficient. The total strength of the mission is just five or six legends. Under the accumulation of centuries of hegemonics, all four or five hundred legendary city owners still came out. It is really hard to touch, it is we who are the losers.

On our side, the top battle force we can reach is Little Red, while on the other side there are four subterranean dominators, even less known to exist at the same level.

“If Adam and Margaret are here... no, even if they abandon the task of guarding Mount Sulphur and detecting the seal of the god of fire elements, then the crane chickens are not good for the crane, they are too powerful and heterogeneous, but they will put us under hostility and siege from the beginning. ”

“That idiot Adam had no acting skills at all, and Margaret didn't hesitate to compromise and ended up with a full-scale war. Staying behind now is the best way to deter old lions and dragons from later being hard. Hey, just two more top fights. ”

When I complained about the lack of combat power, I did not estimate that this was not an old house I was familiar with, while the empty room in the left compartment had a small secret room, where, through the peephole left by the original owner, I could unilaterally view the situation of listening to this study...

“What to do!! Lord Sleepless is the evil witch Roland. If you overhear the big secret, will Momo be destroyed? Momo, no, Momo hasn't saved enough to marry her husband. ”

This secret room was discovered when Momo was in charge of the investigation, but instead of reporting it as a pleasure to surprise, she stayed for her own sneak spot and small stove.

On the other side of the secret room, Diana was shocked, she was worried about her brother, and Momo said she had a way of knowing what they were talking about, and Momo took her to the little secret room she found to eavesdrop on, but discovered such a powerful secret.

“No wonder Roland was never caught, no wonder Roland was always on the verge of punishment... what should we do about it? ”

Soon, however, the future Moon Knight made up his mind when he remembered the city he and his companions viewed as home.

“The dignified and intelligent sleepless are at the heart and very foundation of the justice system and must not go wrong... Momo. This can't be divulged! Definitely!!”

“Ah... sneeze! ”

Sneezing echoes in the walls of the rock in empty underground passages and travels far.

“What's the matter? Adam, how dare you catch a cold?” Speaking is a fairy riding a tall bone horse. The gorgeous robe has been dragged from the horse to the floor. The black and white flipped eyes can't tell the strangeness. He lies on the vine chair on the back of the bone horse and reads a book. The idyllic character of his own is more of a vacation than a rush.

The slow moving bone horse is obviously not a thing, it is more than three meters tall enough to leave a frosty hoof print on the ground, and at this moment, Goliath, the dragon queen who was not surprised by the daily collapse, is surprised that her healthy and outrageous companion will catch a cold.

“Daddy's thinking about Adam, Daddy needs Adam, Adam's going to see Daddy. ”

Speaking, he was a short dwarf, full of acne, and a chicken leg-shaped food in his mouth.

His eyes stagnated, walking, saliva still fell on the ground, not so bright, but clearly only two little feet, seemed to walk normally, from time to time he stopped to pick up stones, hit bird's nest, but walked faster than a tall bone horse.

“Really, it seems Reinhardt is quite right, as the first dead soul made by the Emperor himself, in a sense you are also the eldest son of the Emperor and should have some connection with the Emperor... the Emperor, no, your father there, can you be sure? ”

“Down there!! Adam can feel it, right down there! ”

“Oh, that's good, after this fortress, shouldn't it be far, the Vitamins of the Underground Covenant? We just got word that Ramsden and the others are here, and we're almost there. Otherwise, your father might lose. ”

“Anyone who dares to bully Dad, Adam will beat him! Anyone who dares to stop Adam from meeting Dad, Adam will eat him!! ”

The dwarf's voice is quite similar to that of a human child, and the threat of milk sounds less powerful, but Gloria knows that even if the legendary dragon queen Morrill is in the way, Adam is absolutely certain to do it, saying eat her will not leave a scale.

Not far away is the granite fortress of the underground tunnel, a level laid by the owners of the nearby underground city, which, in the past, was also charged for tolls, but today is full of heavily armed animal soldiers.

The two men had just approached the shooter's alert range, and the next minute, the searchlight came in.

“Who is it? It is a state of emergency. All underground passages are sealed as ordered by Lord Beast. Whoever you are and why you are in the underground world, please return to the same path. ”

Gloria gauged the Lion Orc in front of her, found no special characters, and then laid back in the vine chair boringly. She knew that Adam had been starving for too long since her last meal in the dungeon, and she had no chance to fight in front of the starving Adam.

“Adam is hungry, Adam wants meat!!. ”

As the dwarf ran and jumped, the Lion Officer raised his sword with vigilance.

“Stay where you are!!! ”

But apparently, the dwarf is still moving forward, and the Lion Chief raises his right hand, makes gestures, indicates that the archer fires the arrow, and then...

No then.....

In a twist, the dwarf disappeared and stayed where it was, only the leftover dragon's hind leg.

“Ahhh! What a monster!! ”

In a spreading fog, the biggest shadow fills the passage, transcending the imaginary giant monster from nightmare to reality, while the most fearful Orc soldier has nowhere to run.

A minute later, when everything was calm, there was only one big pit left..... yes, the granite fortress and all the beasts in it were gone, the only thing left was a big pit.

“What do you say? Is it good? ”

“It's a little hard, and it's got some teeth... it's not good, it's not good, Adam wants good food! ”

“Well, then go to Vitamin, your next canteen is waiting for you. ”