The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Green is the owner of the Black Iron City, but since the Black Iron City is in a state of war with the four surrounding underground cities all year round, he spends at least half of his time on the battlefield each year saying he is a prince of the city owner, rather than a professional soldier.

Obviously only a small ordinary human being, more than two meters tall grey armor covered everything, outside the strange bird helmet, only two bright eyes can be seen implicitly.

Even when he was appointed with full authority by his father to come here to the envoy of the covenant of war, he still did not hesitate to carry his own full armament. The golden armor that would never leave him was only a basic configuration. The three metres long gun behind him and the two swords between his waist and the dwarf gun were in their most convenient position.

The little prince who escaped dozens of times from the battlefield has become accustomed to eternal readiness.

“Prince Green, you don't actually have to be so alert at all, let alone get your squire out of battle formation, this is Vitamin, the golden Platinum City, where there's no such thing as an endless war as your hometown. ”

Silos, the accompanying goblin merchant, was somewhat helpless. He had long regretted his greedy entrustment fee and had easily accepted the entrustment to bring Prince Green to Vitamin to the Covenant. Along the way, he had been fed up with the Prince's allergic nerves and war syndrome.

No wonder Silos is upset. Just laying a circle of goblin mines in the camp is enough. As for pulling a detonator in the camp tent, okay, so you're safe, but you put a fake man in your own bed, what does sleeping on a tree mean?

Every morning when the merchant team leaves, it takes half an hour to find you. It's easy to find you, and be careful not to get hurt by a trap.

“I fell asleep and the night sentry was kind enough to build you a blanket and you almost cut me off. You are too sensitive. I know your hometown is not stable, but you can rest assured when you get here. There is no war here! ”

Half-paid, that can of steel stretched out its index finger, swayed in the air, and placed it next to its mouth.

“... the smell of smoke, lie down!! ”

Then, the Titan fell straight down, and his followers, immediately, fell down at the same time.

“You..... you are safe here...” The goblin's scream was still in his ear, and the two reddish luminaries whizzed past him, and the deadly heat wave almost evaporated it directly, and then the fire began to spread, and the building clusters not far away, completely transformed into a fire sea.

“Dragonbreath!! It should be an adult Red Dragon, ready for battle! ”

Immediately after Green and his entourage set out to lay temporary positions, set up shelters with their carry-on baggage, assemble dragon guns... and just entered Vitamin City, they were treated like this, and the Dixie Ross was completely foolish.

And this is not the moment to stand still. The next moment, two red dragons whistle from head to head, has shown that they are involved in a war of terrible magnitude.

And then, a deadly black light broke through the sky, and one of the red dragons didn't even say a word, with smoke, spilled the dragon's blood rain, and rotated. Down.

“Boom! ”

Crushed meat and dragon blood fell directly in front of the eyes, hands down and heads held by the goblin merchants, who could no longer say that this was a promise of safety.

And then another red dragon seemed to see some terrible nightmare and fled straight up, but the red light beam, not much like the black light just now, hit it directly through the head, the blood splattered, the headless dragon corpse fell into a meteor.

“Ahhh! ”

Silos screamed and shouted out, being stuffed back by a big steel hand, while Green looked at the flaming sea with tremor, not that he was worried, but that the perceived weak faced the natural warnings of the previous hunter.

In that sea of fire created by the dragon's breath, a giant, slow-moving creature was walking without anyone, surrounded by soldiers of the beast who tried to stop him from being as small as an ant.

It is more than thirty metres tall, and the hooves of eight giant bone pillars are as solid and heavy as steel towers, each time traveling, causing an earthquake in surrounding houses.

Skeleton Beast Yo, three heads, all bone skeleton, a giant skull, a sheep head demon, a bone dragon, sheep head demon's head surrounded by black light, bone dragon mouth flames still wandering, and now the giant skull seems to end his long chant, it's time to perform.

“Polar storms, giant ice sheets. ”

Under the secret spell of the Frost Titans, the snowflakes drifted, the earth froze, the pale ice fields went to reality, the Frost Titans legendary home was summoned here, but compared to the Frost Titans' ignorance of the frozen body, the Orcs were too poor, and they had no resistance to freeze and die on a large scale.

“Krinsp, the evil beast of bones, the world's most dangerous skeletal freak, the sixth consul of the Siro Empire!! Why is it here!! ”

This vicious and vicious form of battle is the best business card of the Lord of the Dead.

It seemed to move slowly, but it was actually a delusion caused by the oversized size. A few seconds later, the three skeletal demons had arrived in front of them and the head of the giant even swept them, but looking at Green and his closest guard, he moved his chin with contempt and did not stop.

“Boom! Boom!” In the sound of explosions and earthquakes, Krinsp moved on to the next target.

“... ignored. ”

“Was let go!! Let's go!! ”

In the distance is the sound of an Orc throwing cart projectile. The war between one man and an army continues, and no one is unwittingly willing to use cannon ash, but Silos is dragging Prince Green away.

A dozen minutes later, the people of Black Iron City who managed to escape breathed heavily on the streets, while the old goblins had figured out where things were going.

“His Royal Highness, it seems that in three weeks, the legendary wand of eternal night will be auctioned here, so the Sovereign Sovereign of the earth will seize it. Oh, we're in bad luck, but don't worry, we just entered the East Gate, the Beast King's territory, and now he's got the scepter, so we're in trouble. Rest of Vitamin City is safe and reassuring. ”

Grimmer looked at the goblin and pointed behind it, where a flock of beasts were whistling past, crashing down the road and causing numerous vendors.

And those who lead the way on the rhinoceros head are a half-longer hunter, and behind him are countless pursuers.

“Bastard, you're eating too much! ”

“Say what you are an old vet, return my pet!! Liar!! ”

“... Yuki, don't be sad. I know your husband is dead. It's sad. Look, I'm not very strong. Do I look like your husband? Accept me as your head wolf, I will treat your sisters well...” This look and action to dig the foot of the wall is extremely sincere, some touching, but he is talking to a female wolf, he wants to take over after. The palace is a pack of wolves...

The stunned goblin returned to God for half a day and wiped the sweat off his head, he said.

“Well, then there are a few liars and villains, and we're unlucky, but most of the city is still safe. ”

Green shook his head and pointed to the other side.

Where, there are a bunch of villains surrounding two elf girls, seemingly planning to do something, in a chaotic underground world, there are so many such things, Old Silos shook his head, not planning to do it, not having the power to do it.

“Unfortunately, these two must be the aristocratic ladies who snuck away from home. They are so beautiful, unfortunately. ”

But the next moment, it seemed to think that Green was strong enough to save people, and the old man looked to the past with his hopeful eyes, but the other party shook his head.

“... too many people, traps, bait are men. ”

Staring back at Silos, the trap had reached the end of the net, and a group of Dark Elf knights suddenly jumped out of the corner.

“The Curse: Conviction."

“The Curse: Conviction."

Immediately, fishing. The result of the law enforcement was a great deal of red, but the goal of the Knights of Justice was the reddestinations, who were bound to carry other evils besides intent to commit crimes.

“Big... Big Harvest, I told you it was a good idea to have Coros and Victoria as bait. Look, you're all wearing dancers costumes. You can catch seven or eight in a circle. They don't wear makeup, they don't glance, they just go shopping with their heads down, it's 300 or 400. You see, the crowns are truly human-like, but red and bright, and they must be high-ranking liars and villains. ”

“The security of this place is really bad, there are assholes everywhere... the sinner in front of me stop, you are red and purple and you dare to slip away, on the count of three, or I will cut you off, 1....... and you dare to run, look at my broken shoes chopped, oh, wrong, broken evil chopped, wrong again..... chopped crime strike!! ”

“Well, to be honest, losing to men over femininity is sad, but losing to justice number one beauty, Coros and Victoria, I'm not sad at all. Have you ever seen a woman prettier and more feminine than them? By the way, this must be the biggest drop. Who's the smallest? Speak up and have fun together. ”

“Lieutenant Arvin, one, Captain Diana, zero. It's our big sister's head, he's very masculine. Those Xiaoxiao didn't dare lean over. ”

“... Poop, that's tragic. Momo has sixteen. Sister is always scary on the face, plus legendary deterrence and epic weapons, which is normal. The worst part is the second sister. She speaks like a man and looks a little like a man. No wonder she calls it 'both my friends'. It turns out she doesn't even have a pursuer. By the way, this is a good joke. Go back and tell everyone, solo is better than joy. ”

“Momo... Lieutenant Yawen is behind you. ”

“Ali, you pit me again!! Are you kidding me? Smile, smile. What are you doing with a knife? ”

Looking at the silver knights, the old goblins are frightened enough, which clearly shows that this is the power of order. Could there be a saint in the evil dark elves, but the holy light should be golden, this is too subversive.

But clearly, unlike the average saint, these knights ignore the Demons and Dead Sorcerers on the side of the road, which are the ultimate enemies of ordinary saints when they meet.

This time, the old goblin can only mutter to himself.

“It's changing so fast, it looks like a lot of new residents are here, but at least the goblins are still normal. ”

This time, Green was just pointing to one side, where the dwarves and the goblins were commissioning a rocket car with a giant rocket thruster tied behind it, a harmonious scene in Silos' eyes, like a sunny thunderbolt.

“Are you kidding me!! The goblins actually work with the lepers, the traitors of the goblins, to make old Silos look good to you. ”

But he intended to provoke ahead, but he was caught by his companions... Fortunately, the rocket car just left and began to float, floating from the heads of the crowd, directly turning into a meteor, flying straight to the ceiling rock wall.

Then, the "bang” sounded loud and turned into a gift flower.

“... it was all that stupid cow that made us so high that instead of flying, we needed lightweight test pieces, uh, no, the driver. ”

“Rowie, this time. Shouldn't you show your goblins the spirit of sacrifice for the sake of engineering? “

“My survival is my greatest contribution to the geotechnical project... Where did I find a goblin? Oh, oh, this friend. Would you be interested in a Goblin rocket car? ”

Obviously, if this were the time to nod, Silos would have been a businessman for 30 years.

It was easy to get rid of the troubled geotechnical engineer, Mr. Silos was so tired, he sat on the stairs smoking dry smoke.

“The world is changing so fast, maybe later, it's just a bunch of psychopaths stripping naked..."

The Storm Eagle and his people ran past the eyes of the crowd, they came quietly, walked quietly, waved gently, made an audience stop shouting, did not take away a cloud, did not leave a piece..... they wore nothing, what could they leave behind?.

Old Dixie rubbed her eyes, a little demented.

“Incredible, say what comes. Can we still meet the consul of the Undead Empire? ”

Not far away, the horseshoe suddenly sounds...

“Adam, do you have any feelings that we've been looking for a week, is the Emperor really in this city? ”

“Daddy's here, Adam. Sure! ”

The consul of the two dead spirits passed by on a bone horse...

“Black-eyed white, white-eyed, is the dragon queen!!! Wait, it's Titan who passed in front of me, and I wouldn't be surprised.....”

“Pfft!!” After the loud noise, the tea stall in front of him flattened, a huge metal titan, whizzing past the eyes of the crowd, behind the big robot, the big "Roland Titan” was sparkling.

“I...”

“Shut up.” This time, even the indifferent Green can't stand the old goblin's crow mouth...

“Thanks to those troublesome blessings, most of our eyes have been drawn away, our private communication with other underground owners has been smooth, and twenty-seven underground cities have been willing to support us at the Alliance. In the afternoon, we will have three more contacts, of which the underground lord Arul is sure to meet you personally, and a prince named Green, who is famous and has clearly expressed his goodwill to us, and you'd better meet him personally. ”

I nodded, indicating approval, and it was also time to meet Arul personally, and that the Black Iron City was said to be a multi-ethnic city, which I was interested in, and it would be nice to meet.

Within a week of entering the city, there was a live demonstration by the Knights of the Dark Pokémon, and the power of the law undoubtedly became a rare treasure in the eyes of the underground city owners, as a knock on the door brick, our covenant diplomacy was smooth.

Look at me agreeing, Eliza. Keep her debriefing.

“In a week, the Lion King's Palace was demolished twelve times, and now there is no building, there is only one crater. The latest news is that Cyrus's sixth consul, Krinsp, has appeared, and his old partner, King Decay, Ramsden, should have arrived. ”

“Has the Lord of the Dead fought the Dungeon? ”

“There was no direct confrontation, and it appears that both sides are still trying. Krinsp demolished two barracks, one street, in the Orc District, but only Morrill's Red Dragon ever did it, or two underage dragons, so.....”

“Being killed by seconds? Normally, Krinsp is the last generation of dead spirits left by the Divine War. He has been ambitious and has been staring at the position of the Great Spirit for a long time. It's really hard to deal with. However, his test results should have been received and the scepter was in the hands of the dragon queen, which is why Morrill was willing to send the dragon as cannon ash. ”

“We seem to be recalculating the relationship between the dragon queen and the lion king, willing to hand over the scepter to each other for study...”

“Oh, it seems that their alliance is indeed stronger than we thought. Don't worry, everything is under control! ”

I laughed, but Eliza was a little hesitant.

“Master... there are some things I don't know if I should say. ”

“Am I a cheap man? But no problem! ”

“We don't have any money. If you don't want to do something about it, we may have to live on the street. ”

“What?! ”

Rumor has it, I was surprised to hear it. I thought it should be well funded when I got here, at least for three years.

“You told those guys you could call backup, but they did, and they called backup more than sixty times this week, demon stone consumption, replacement of body parts, and even the addition of new machines, all of which are out of budget. ”

I nodded and endorsed Eliza's report and the excess spending. I had not expected to prepare so much ‘Roland’ before. Now the overspending is normal. Plus engineering is burning money, and that big guy burns more money. So quickly, it's not enough, and it's true that it's in the past.

“Oh, thank God I'm ready, come here, let me introduce you to my new baby! It's called greed. Isn't it cute? ”

On the test table, that's a clear vial, where the weird sticky liquid is boiling, and it seems to be trying to break through the closure of the bottle, but is reflected back by the electric shock sealed in the bottle.

“How disgusting!! White and sticky, it's all the way to thinking with your head.” Eliza said with no hesitation and disgust.

Instead of laughing at me thinking with my lower body, this level of poisonous tongue, after the exposure of my treasures, there have been countless times, I have been numb, instead I laughed proudly.

“That's what you don't know about it. Don't look at it small, just blend in with the city's groundwater veins, and it'll be crazy self-propagating, turning into innumerable identities, and in just a few hours, this milky white slime will be all over the city's inferior pipes and water supply system.....”

“More disgusting!!! Please don't say that! What exactly are you going to do! ”

“Hmm, not knowing the goods, it's called greed, it instinctively searches for gold coins, then swallows them and brings them back to the matrix, so we don't run out of money! ”

As is customary, even if there is an Axis of Preciousness, the auction will have to produce at least a few hot spots of the same size. I don't expect to encounter another artifact, but as long as the Lion King doesn't intend to embarrass himself at home, there will definitely be other good goods at the auction.

When I think of the upcoming auction, I intend to collect more money for local specialties, and the last time I happened to dream about Adam's manufacturing experience, I put my attention on the most talented creature of the dead.

And the current greed is the result of this week's efforts.

[Fae Shreim: Greed Race: Dead Shreim Full Attribute 1 Race Ability: Eating Reserves, Secreting Fibrolyzate, Rapid Self-Replication System Rating: Extremely Dangerous, Destroy the Matrix as soon as possible, if this thing goes out of control, let alone the city, the entire underground world will disappear. By the way, please stop the creation, you are totally talented, keep going, you can destroy the world yourself without waiting for a catastrophe.

Sounds paradoxical? Being able to be such a scumbag, it actually scares the system.

It's between life and death, and the simpler it is for the organism, the more powerful the desire. Hope, this greed represents endless greed, and in my setup, precious metals like gold and silver are their raison d 'être.

The easier it is for a simple creature to replicate, the less it consumes to replicate a single cell, it will crazily replicate itself according to the creator's setting, and then steal gold coins, he has no attack power whatsoever, the only thing he can do, drill into a well-guarded treasure trove, corrode a sack full of treasure to take gold coins, precious metals.

However, I can also understand the concern of the system that if "greed” really goes out of control, as long as it is copied to a certain extent, countless Slames can still take up all the living space and leave no one to live.

Assuming, of course, that unlimited replication...

“You see, this can is the mother of it, and I only release a tenth, and their reproduction capacity and size will be limited to a tenth, and their lifespan will be limited, and they will all die within two days, at most, as gold thieves. ”

As I explained, I cautiously poured “greed” into the sewer, and suddenly, a wind had blown through it, unknown, but my nose felt itchy even though I didn't feel it.

“A... sneeze, who's reading me!? ”

“Master!!!!! ”

Eliza's shout brought me back to God, but at this moment, half of the "greedy” matrix is already in the sewer, and soon, following the complete drainage system of this ancient city, combined with the groundwater vein, it will be rapidly replicated throughout the city.

“... rest assured, the other half is that 'greed' will be a little stronger than expected. ”

“How strong? Does it hurt? ”

“Five times bigger than the size of the design, maybe a little bigger than a person, according to their intelligent settings, will change the attack pattern, possibly by swallowing a person, melting his clothes, taking away his metal attack pattern........ rest assured, I have set that ‘greed’ will never harm any life, it will go away if it eats clothes. ”

“Eat your clothes? The whole city?” A horrible picture appeared in Eliza's mind, with countless storm eagles and snowhooves dancing around the circle, changing. The state spreads...

“Master!! Please study ways to eradicate this demon as soon as possible!! ”