The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The covenant party scheduled for next week, thought to be some kind of force majeure, was directly postponed, indefinitely...

Reason? That empty city street is the reason. The only street that was empty, full of people, was the transparent slime that was more than a meter long.

”Ahhh! Stay back, I'm just shopping on the street!! ”

Another innocent victim was born. After the satisfied departure of surrounding Shrem, an * * naked Orc Aunt ran off with a bamboo basket, flung fat, sweating like rain, greasy, passing by, vomiting constantly.....

“For the third time today, the hippocampus was an accident, which probably gave some people a chance to free their inner beast. ”

Due to the sudden outburst of the strange Sleim group, Vitan is paralyzed. These little things are not difficult to deal with. Although they retain the high resistance of the Sleim system to physical attacks, they are irresistible to magic and magic, and they are not difficult to deal with the strong hands of the cloudy underground world.

But...

“Can you handle one, 10, 100, 1,000? This thing is endless! Besides, if you're accidentally close, instantly your armor will be removed as a part, and your clothes will be corroded and eaten, and you won't even have * * left, your whole body * * How much more fighting power do you have? ”

Yes, no matter how strong you are, as long as you dare to go out into the streets in your clothes, to be crushed by the sudden surge of Shrem, and then get cleaned and slipped away, the archmage erected a firewall around you, wrapped himself in a high heat flame, and began to wipe out a lot of Shrem, but six hours later, the magic was still exhausted, and the cleansing and slipping happened.

But his attempts proved that the creatures were brainless and infinite, and fortunately, soon, their weaknesses were discovered, and they were able to corrode fibrous fabrics, demolish and remove metals, but they had no choice but to take wooden materials, even instinctive fear, and they retracted as long as they surrounded the doors and windows, the outlets, and the sticks.

But this still hasn't solved the problem. You can't wear a pile of wood on the street. So, the whole city retreated in front of this tiny Slime and fell into a strange paralysis. They're not interested in people who don't wear clothes, but not everyone awakens their new self like that hippo.

Citizens are experiencing great inconvenience in their lives, but at this moment there are a group of good young people who are passionate about helping others, pushing wooden trolleys, naked and walking the streets without any hesitation.

They buy groceries, shop, run errands and receive bookkeeping services, and volunteers are called upon to join their luggage.

“The natural body of the gift is perfect, the unnatural clothing is the original sin, what's wrong with liberating themselves - they take the opportunity to spread their teachings (join now with the privilege of buying a wooden trolley at a membership price, one for each!). ”

And as more and more young people embraced that bizarre doctrine and viewed it as a heavenly punishment for clothing, an unnatural creation, the organization of celestial liberation, with the Buffalo Alliance at its core, grew at a terrible rate, countless young people chasing money, or some kind of latent awakening, or simply embracing that bizarre doctrine, all naked to the streets and struggling for the gold coins or teachings of the future.

Even so, of course, the damage will remain immense, and the treasury and wealthy merchants suffered a lot before the weaknesses were discovered (A Witch: Why publicize the weaknesses and get more later? A maid; shut up and study the cure, clean up your mess yourself, isn't that your motto?

But even so, the proper functioning of Vitamin City was severely affected. At least, the extended alliance, the skilful underground city owners who were stripped, looked like countless smiling faces, laughing at the majesty of the underground masters.

And when the hegemony reached its limits, even completely destroyed the city and the underground pipeline network, and the proposal to rebuild the city was put forward, a sudden news spread throughout the city, ecstatic - through the grief of the head of the Celestial Liberation Organization, Grand Druid, and the authoritative veterinary traditional Chinese medicine. Eloise studies show that these Slames have a total life span of only 10 days, and today they have about four or five days left to die collectively.

The whole city cheered for it, but no one questioned why when the top great magicians couldn't help themselves, the two unknown newcomers could come to a conclusion, but at this moment, the most relieved, I'm afraid, was the Lion King himself, the covenant would be postponed, the responsibility shared, if the auction could not be held as scheduled, maybe, the devil's covenant came into effect, and he was dragged directly into the river, one hundred.

“Oh, that's okay! ”

I accidentally let go when I clapped my arm and could kill Lion King with such a simple trick in front of me.

“Actually, it's not too late, let me put the rest of the ‘greed' down and it will...”

“Ten more days? ”

“No, turning into a ‘greedy' whole body with at least ten times more individual abilities and endless lifespans, so that the Lion King will never be able to meet again. ”

“Reject!! The underground world will be destroyed as well.” Wrapped around a bikini made up of two banana leaves, his hands couldn't hold his chest to cover the leak * *, while still saying he couldn't hold his feet, and his little tail couldn't clap, it seemed that what had happened recently made Eliza unusually agitated.

After the processed silk and fiber clothes can't be worn, cane and leaf clothes have become the most popular styles these days... What, is it silly to step into your own trap?

“Well, if everyone else stepped on the trap and didn't, it would be clear that I set the trap, and my creation wasn't that bad and weak, they wouldn't let you go because you were my people. ”

“This is not something to be proud of!! Why are you still dressed? ”

Yes, now the Iwo Mountain City Mission camp, due to the very early onset of the natural disaster (which I just fell into), the disaster is actually the worst, and now here, there are not many leaves to wear, I still have the complete clothes to wear.

“Whether you want to listen to the truth or the lie, the lie is my Ascendant set, they can't even get close, the truth..." (Premium equipment can't corrode, but it won't stop attacking, all sticky with Sleim's body fluids still can't wear it.

“The truth is they remember you as their father and will not attack you? ”

“No, how could my creation have such a stupid bloom, their attacks are instinctive, absolutely indistinguishable, look, this wood end sprayer, is a product of putting wood into a liquid, if sprayed onto the body, instinctively afraid of wood they will never come close....... hey, I'm sorry I forgot to use it for you, but everyone is civilized, don't be coarse!! Put that table leg down! ”

Well, under the threat of violence, I admit it wasn't to forget, but to support my eyes, but unfortunately, frankly sitting on the back of a prison, honestly admitting it brought on Eliza's anger, and then it was a long time ago wrestling communication time...

Half-paid, gasping Eliza just sat on my spine and asked me if I'd been down.

“Have you figured out how to eradicate it? ”

“We've got it, we've got it! Don't twist, old bones are breaking!! ”

“Then why don't you do it! Is it soft? ”

“Collect materials plus configurations for at least a week! I swear by the river, I'm not lying. ”

The antidote takes a week - five days later, the natural disaster in Shreim has automatically ended - to do its own useless work, forcing the master to study the antidote, this series of equations came to mind, and then the teenage girl became angry with shame!

“Knock!” This is the crisp sound of a broken thigh, broken with Eliza's mind, and that day I saw half a demon with a holy boxer, that terrible physical ability,

I am not stupid enough to put a "greedy” mother in a camp, which is basically the same as being chased after by stolen goods, and the mother is placed at the deepest point of the underground pipe network, and its countless children are its best guards.

But unexpectedly, there's an extra duty guard.

When the first gold coin was brought back to the matrix by Sleim, the first one was actually Red... When she learned the story, she volunteered to be guardian of the treasure trove for a reason...

“I'm used to sleeping on treasures. I've been sleepless for days. It's time for me to get some sleep. ”

Well, I know it's an excuse, and according to our diving rules, with all the help, half the meeting is inevitable, but I'd be relieved to have her guarding the matrix.

At least, if you really encounter a super hard hand that can't handle it, the speed at which little red rolls escape, it's still very trustworthy.

The only thing you need to worry about now is the subsequent sale, but in the underground world, I'm afraid that's the last thing you need to worry about.

Well, with the past, what needs to be faced now is the Alliance, and when the Shrem army is just beginning to shrink and die on schedule, and everyone is just relieved, the underground superiors can't wait to send out the Alliance's invitation.

“Primitive Party," “Do those underground city owners dance grass skirts?" ”

When street alleys have begun to talk, follow the dress sent by the invitation letter, so that those unlucky underground city owners can also take a deep breath of relief while thanking the organization. The clothes that can still be worn on the market have already been sold for a long time. It is not easy to buy them.

But at this time, the tightest commodity on the market is not scarce clothing, but a learning resource for the power of the law.

“Still worried about the constant harassment of your intruders and herds of warcraft? Here are the natural enemies of the wrongdoers, brothers and sisters of Holy Light, the power of the new era of the law that even the dead, the monkeys, and the semidemons can master - the power of the law! ”

”Not three or four thousand, not one or two thousand, really just 998, eight star eight arrow craft, 99 mainstream functions, communicating the source of order without money, control spell without money, can really shine!! Don't hesitate, order now at Iwo Jima City Mission Camp!! ”

“In addition, the first 100 people purchased will be given a second chance to draw, and the Relic Book will be paged home, where they will not be ordered.”

‘Hey, will you judge?' ‘Judgeemen! Mom, don't worry about me failing my spell anymore, Grandma, my dream of the Holy Knight has come true. ’ ”

”The power of the law is trustworthy, in order to make it easier for a wide range of customers to learn, in addition to the basic package 998, we have prepared a luxury version of 9998 for you that is prestigious and stylish. Of course, if you still feel that this does not represent your cool identity status, we also have the perfect luxury version of 19998, accompanied by a lucky draw card to participate in the second draw of the Relic Treasure! ”

“What are you hesitating to do? Our address is 88 Minotaur Avenue, Vitan 32nd District. First come first served, then no. Welcome to Buy!! ”

And earned my money, but I'm increasingly looking forward to the upcoming league and auction.

“Master, didn't you bring only a few hundred copies of the same file? Those luxury editions and the perfect luxury edition...”

“It's all the same, exactly the same,”

“Aren't you afraid they'll come after you? ”

“Oh, Eliza, you're too young. You have to study the shopping psychology of those underground city owners who are willing to pay 998 diamonds to buy information. They don't give a shit about paying another 9,000. ‘What, you think it's 998 gold, not diamonds? Guard, get this hillbilly out of here.’ As soon as it comes out, it's expensive, and all the people who love faces will eat it. What do you mean," lord and lord "? You know what? The boss is the big wrist, the boss, they buy everything, they buy the most expensive, not the best! What they want is face. You see, all four masters buy the perfect luxury version, if people know they buy the regular luxury version, they can't abandon the person. So the slogan of our sales is, don't ask for the best but ask for the most expensive, make a business, don't open it for 10 years. ”

“You're such a traitor. ”

“Thanks for the compliment. ”

People are a little uncomfortable today, a little dizzy. Tomorrow we'll see if we can make up for it.