The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

In the palace district of Kagsi City, there is an exotic palace complex, where diplomatic envoys and embassies are located.

The Duchy of Donglan does not have an embassy in the Orlando Empire, and in some temporarily dispatched villa, even at night, a deceived girl is still angry.

“Damn Dasos! You didn't say that when you invited us! It's fraud. It's an insult to the whole principality! ”

The 14-year-old girl was angry in the room, but unfortunately, she was facing only a bitterly smiling stepsister.

“Yes, they lied to us, but as a small country, what can we do? Propaganda, never? I am afraid that they will soon be seen as an insult to the Empire and the new King to wage a full-scale war, which, I am afraid, is why they need to wage war. ”

Yes, the Principality of Donglan did not mean to be a subordinate country at all, Princess Renee was just deceived, and in the same way, there were a few small countries that insisted on not being subordinated.

“With the current development, the rise of the Orlando Empire has become unstoppable, and when other nations have promised to bow down, our insistence on non-subordination will surely nail us into the eyes of all, but only in order to preserve the dignity of the great Powers, the Orlando Empire must also crusade us, and the war with the Orcs has just ended, and our power now can afford it. “

It's the illustration of what a fake play really does, to push people, Renee bites the dental canal.

“Yes, that's what they saw. That's why they lied to us. But Sister Kelly, I thought you said that Lan's blood would never yield! We fought with them. ”

The fairy woman in front of her is Calebrian, a court teacher who has served the Royal Family of Lan for nearly 500 years.

She has taught more than twenty monarchs of the royal family, and even the legendary Enlightenment Teacher of the Twin Stars, who is extremely prestigious in the country and enjoys the trust of the royal family.

“Therefore, if this time the long-established bloodline of Ran were to succumb, Dasos and the Kingdom of Orlando would surely have gained a higher reputation. And if we don't give in, he finds a reason to fight. No matter how we deal with it, he won't lose, so he can play tricks and tricks like this. ”

“Why? Aren't we all human? Why is it harder to deal with than an evil Orc? ”

The young lady's face was full of fatigue, and these days in Kagshi City, facing the nobles of the mouth sword, she found it harder to deal with than the battlefield of the fire and smoke.

“Oh, it's because all humans are so difficult to deal with, Your Highness. Have you forgotten the destruction of the Land of Lan? The last thing Lan Nation has gained over the generations to keep the whole human community at bay is the shameless betrayal of the nations of humanity and the heretical judgment of the Church. It is the harsh knife at the vest. Never trust the foolish, short-sighted and dishonest human monarchs and the gods of that unbelievable order. ”

Though smiling, the soft words in the mouth of the Green-haired Wood Elf distrust the entire human community and the gods of order.

“And if you promise to sign a subordinate pact, your domestic support rate will plummet, or, that's one of their purposes, after all, Lan's blood has inflicted a lot of pain on them, and your previous performance should have alerted them. Perhaps that's why they set us up, with no respect. ”

Renee was dumb right away, and then she looked incredible, just because she was doing too well in the Orc invasion? To suppress his reputation and force himself and the Duchy of Donglan to bow their heads, a forced subordinate came?

“Impossible! ”

“No, it's very likely. Who called you two famous ancestors, the Lan bloodline is more talented. Naturally, they'll be very alert. Plus, you look a lot like that twin prince. No, it's exactly the same. Whether it's another demonic invasion, or a Diffund night, they can't stand it. ”

As he said, both eyes cast on the painting on the wall, which was a battlefield in flames, the war was going on, and the young generals were moving forward with their flags.

It was a pair of twins, and the sword-bearing teenager was chopping with a sword in the air, and the golden holy light shined on him like an angel, but even in the fiercest despair on the battlefield, he still had a smile of harmonious sunshine, as if it were a path in front of him.

Behind him, another teenager with the same face, with a sword in his left hand and a wand in his right hand, the flames from hell were burning on his right arm, and the naive faces were filled with anger.

Behind them are the knights of the heroic onslaught, in front of them the immense beasts and demons, and in the corner of the picture, the insidious sight of the flag of the human kingdom, expressing the wrath and dissatisfaction of the painter.

It's a reproduction of the Duchy of Donglan's famous painting "The Last Princes."

“His Royal Highness Roland and His Highness Cavins? Carrie, are they really that good? Wouldn't it be much better if they were in my situation? ”

Renee was a little frustrated, and this feeling of shame towards her ancestors made her feel powerless.

“Don't argue, you've done well. ”

Kelly shook her head.

“This is pointless. Renee is Renee, Prince Twins is Prince Twins, and if Cavins were in your position, he'd probably just kill with a sword. It's the only option. That might be worse. ”

“In other words, if His Royal Highness were here, perhaps things would be very different? ”

Renee's acute discovery of the hidden meaning of Kelly makes her even more frustrated.

Rumor has it that Kelly was stunned first and then showed a smile she missed.

“Roland, if it were him, he wouldn't have let himself get into this passive situation in the first place. The kid seemed very sunny. In fact, his stomach was full of bad water. If he didn't pit someone else, would he let others pit him? Cavins was 100 percent of the time, but most of the time he would ignore the straights, but he often rushed out with no reason. ”

Renee is a little curious. Sister Kelly in front of her is a true royal elder and living library, but she hasn't always liked to mention things. At this time, she has a rare opportunity to seize the opportunity to ask herself.

“Well, Sister Kelly, can you tell me about those two lords? Are they really as powerful as they say they are? ”

Renee leaned weakly on Kelly, leaving her braids and makeup to each other, which has been her daily routine for two years.

Paint eyebrows thick, draw eyelids, remove excess hair, and mask excessively white skin tone with powder. Under Kelly's wonderful hands, the distinction between men's and women's faces is further blurred.

In an increasingly unfavourable situation, the Principality of Donglan needs a heroic knight very similar to the legendary Saint Roland, rather than a noble lady destined to be busy on social occasions all day long.

“Though incredible, they are actually stronger than the legend, and if war does not break out and they are not given enough time to grow up, those times are doomed to belong to both of them. ”

Rumor has it, Renee raised her head violently, and the makeup pen suddenly twisted from her face, and the makeup took a big slice.

“Impossible. They were my age when they died. No, Sister Kelly must be telling the truth. I'm useless, if His Royal Highness could make a decision for me. ”

“Pfft.”

Renee was surprised, but Kelly smiled.

“Sister Kelly, why are you laughing? I'm serious! ”

“No, Renee, it's just that people have said that before. ”

“Who?”

“Roland, he always said, 'Oops, this is trouble, wasting my reading time. If only Cavins could do it all, then I would be lazy to read every day. ’ ”

The legendary hero also has such a lazy side. The Roland, who is regarded as a saint and royal model, likes to lazy too?

“Does His Royal Highness love reading? ”

“He loved it so much, whether it was art, music, literature, history, astronomy, geography, or messy alchemy and engineering, that if he hadn't been sent to church to be a saint, and if the war hadn't suddenly broken out after that, I'm afraid he'd end up a world-renowned university student. ”

“Wait, Sister Kelly, wasn't he only ten years old when he was sent to be a saint? ”

“Both His Highnesses read when they were a year old, or how could they become universally recognized geniuses? But there's a little story in there. ”

“Awesome. Stories?”

“Well, it often takes more than a year for a normal boy to learn to walk, and even if Lan's blood drives a child's intelligence early, Cavins was born only a month ago to learn to walk and a few simple words, enough to be a supergenius in history. ”

“His Highness Roland? ”

“He, Cavins, will walk, he will still climb, Cavins will call his parents, he will only cry. And when they were a month old and we were all worried about Roland, Cavins started robbing his bottle so hard, he finally made a sound. ”

“Loud? ”

“Well, first he said to Cavins, 'Hey, kid, you're not scared of being sliced and I'm scared, okay? No, no, no, no, no. We're normal babies, we should learn to cry now. Come on, cry with your brother. Whoa, whoa! Come, Ascend, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Huh, dare to grab my husband's food, the husband will give you the same. ’ ”

“A kid who's only been a month knows to hide his talents? This is outrageous. ”

“Why not. Over the centuries, I've taught a lot of talented Lanzi royal figures, but I've never seen such a crazy child. The world thinks that Cavins is a supergenius, but Roland is far more outrageous than Cavins if he hadn't distracted himself across disciplines and missed the golden season of exercise. ”

“Can you tell me more about His Highness Roland? ”

Looking at Renee, full of tiredness, Kelly caressed her hair, like a child, and lowered her head and kissed the girl's forehead.

“Well, then, you've been busy all day, so let's just pretend to be bedtime stories. Roland, although he's smart, he's unreliable. Once, he dragged me to see his new invention, and he had to be proud to say, 'Look, this transparent thing is definitely going to sell, I call it glass, it's going to make a lot of money, so that our people's lives will be much better. ’ ”

“Did Lord Roland invent the glass? I remember it over 6,000 years ago. ”

“Well, he didn't know that when I told him, his frustrating face was heartbreaking and he was still whispering, ‘Fine, then invent printing.'”

“Printing technology? Wasn't that long ago monopolized by the god of knowledge? ”

“Well, I said it at the time, so he got even more frustrated, but the next day, he started studying astronomy and biology again, and that evolutionary theory of the survival of the fittest, although apparently unfounded, still makes sense. For example," The species is not divine, constant, he is variable, the organism is evolutionary, and the natural choice is the power of biological evolution. The organism tends to thrive, and the living space and food are limited, so the organism has to fight for survival. "

“Weren't all beings made by the gods? Not all life originates from the source of order, the abyss of chaos. That's an obvious lie, right? ”

“Well, but he wasn't depressed, he quickly found a new toy, he was always like this, never knew what discouragement and giving up was. Even at the start of the war, he flew fast from a rookie to a true god of war, if not for the hundred times more enemies we faced...”

Under the accumulation of tiredness and anger, soon, speaking, Renee fell into her dreamland, and Kelly fell into contemplation as she watched the girl take off her armor.

The armor is gorgeous, it looks like a secret silver heavy armor, it's actually just a soft armor with a light alloy coating, even lighter than a leather armor.

Nor can Lan's blood replace genius. Renee is not a strong genius, not even a qualified warrior, a 14-year-old Black Iron Primary Warrior, what's the difference from a civilian.

In that 3,000 mile attack, all she was responsible for was raising the flag and shouting slogans, shaking her head enough, if she really met her opponent, any beast could easily kill her in seconds.

But unfortunately, the current troubles in and out of the Duke of Donglan do require an ancient heroic knight princess, and Renee has sacrificed a lot, but as the current situation progresses, she will continue to sacrifice, even though it will most likely not be in return, even waiting for her to be notorious and not understood by the people.

“Hey, maybe Renee's right, this burden is too heavy for her. Roland, where the hell are you? ”

Kelly gently caresses the knife between her waist, where two dragons are wrapping around each other in the handle of the knife, and the two pearls of the night are shining white and black.

This is the lamp of life. It is the secret of the circulation of the royal family. When the members of the royal family were born, they took down their first drop of blood for the ceremony. Then, this bead becomes his lamp of life. If the lamp goes out, it means that people are dead. This can also be used to avoid the impersonation of royal family members.

And this decorative knife with two beads is the lamp of life for the twins - Roland and Cavins.

“The lights of Cavins' life are getting darker and darker. Looks like he's going into total chaos, but Roland...”

Roland's life light situation and its weird, lit up, turned off, whitened up, blackened and converted over and over again.

A hundred years ago, the black one even surpassed Cavins, and not long ago, he turned off weirdly, and two months later, he lit up again, white.

“If this lamp of life reflects the real situation, Roland is still in the world and his life should be wonderful. ”

Unnamed, the knife trembled slightly, as if summoned by something, Kelly instinctively stood up and looked at the probe, but found a shadow under the tree.

“Roland!! ”

But he looked and found that it was just a willow tree in the wind.

Shaking her head, Kelly closed the window.

“Well, I guess I, like Renee, look forward to a reliable shoulder. ”

And in the corner where she didn't find it, under the window, the shadow of the silver mask was just the right itch in her teeth.

“Dasos, how dare you hit the attention of the Land of Langham? I'll make you worse than ever! “