The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The Orlando Empire is an undisputed power, their Royal Guard White Wolf Royal Guard is an undisputed three-order elite light cavalry, and the Silver Cavalry Regiment of the three regiments can't stop a collective battle. Okay, this is not an underground world where gold is used as cannon ash, at least not by the small countries bordering him.

Compared to perennial species, humanity is an absolute disadvantage in terms of individual combat power, but human beings are inherently a race that wins with tools and foreign objects (the Royal White Wolf Guard is equipped and mounted to reach the silver class), and the so-called great powers, namely agriculture, industry, alchemy, animal husbandry, talent training are superior in all aspects to provide for a stronger army and strength.

For example, the armor of the White Wolf Guard is the Missilor Secret Silver Alloy, let alone the blueprint of the Light Cavalry Armor. The Alloy Formula as raw material is a Tier 1 secret of the Orlando Empire. The Missilor Tyrannosaurus, Fierce Throw, and Critical Strike Fencing are all very high quality alchemy props. As for their riding the Mallow Special Warhorse, they are also said to have been breeding super breed warhorses for generations by mixed blood. They are said to be predators.

This luxurious piece of equipment, hardened by the power (human) of a bronze knight to rise to the silver class, is even stronger with absolute quantitative and tactical advantages.

Not only the special forces, but also the human soldier and his dependent equipment, such as a former farmer who had received only one year of militia training and sent him a dragon gun, the first-order first-order first-class first-class first-class first-class first-class first-class firing squad, but after two years of firing training, he was assigned a magical crossbow, which was the first-order median serial crossbow shooter.

And if after more than five years of rigorous training, with heavily armed alchemy, heavy armor and strength enhancing alchemy, it is the second lower-ranking heavily armored fanatical warrior, and if the young cultivated lion vulture, raptor grows to be able to ride, the third rank of the army lion vulture knights are born, of course, this is basically an expensive kind of soldier that only noblemen can take up their duties at the expense of lion vulture food.

However, because of its excessive dependence on foreign objects, its own vulnerability is inevitable. When the White Wolf Guard disembarks, it is only a bronze-class infantry. At this time, it needs to cooperate and organize. Humanity is also extremely famous in the art of war. With the cooperation of soldiers to grow and avoid short, it is a must-have visitor for every commander.

Technological and cultural innovations, constant recruiting and new equipment, coupled with the absolute crowning of the race, have never been fearful of waging war of attrition, which is why humankind, with neither long life nor ethnic gifts, can become the root cause of world domination.

For example, elves are really strong, adults who have passed silver are in a state of universality, but adulthood takes 200 years... it will be enough for humans to have four or five generations, and the only heterogeneous dark elves in the elves also have strong fertility, but civil strife is also the fiercest, however, if not brutally eliminated underground places, I'm afraid the resources will still be insufficient.

So in the eyes of other races, humankind has one advantage - it can live, but that advantage is enough.

Indeed, my pseudo gold has not necessarily beaten your Pokémon. Your Pokémon have a real gold class with blood boosts, but I won't lose if I replace you with ten. I will make up for it when I die. As long as the equipment catches up, I will regain my energy in less than 10 years. It will take 200 years for your Pokémon to mature for a new generation. Can you spell it?

And as long as the population is large enough, the genius will naturally emerge, at least, as far as I know, there will be a few semi-decendant old men in each of the top empires.

But the kingdom of mankind is not impeccable. At the time of the future underground invasion, the kingdom of mankind has also tasted the flaws of a lack of top fighting power in the face of an underground coalition whose absolute strength and skill in war are inferior to that of its own.

So, the need to promote new progress, they have again begun a period of leap forward in mechanics, alchemy, and magic, and that strange five-order type of magic mechanical dragon is the result of new magic mechanics and magic matrix.

Well, not to mention the future of headaches, I still have headaches.

The Orlando Empire has demonstrated the meaning of the word in practical terms, whether it is an invading underground coalition or a spoiled natural disaster, without hesitation.

Is it cold under the tree? No, according to international rules, at the behest of the metropolitan powers, the subordinate countries must go to war, and to be assigned by the metropolitan commands, it is absolutely certain to serve as cannon ash, and the thinner the bottom of the next brutal war, the easier it will be to destroy, so I will never see the Duchy of Donglan become a subordinate of the Orlando Empire.

But, as I have heard before, if you refuse directly, it will also provoke war, and these two dilemmas are hard to choose.

“If it's hard to choose, just find a way to turn it into a farce. As long as this subordinate alliance fails and drags on for a few years, the situation will change completely. Of course, I can't swallow that breath without revenge. ”

That being said, there is still no way forward on how to proceed.

Four or two kilograms, four or two, compared to the Orlando Empire, which is a huge thing, I don't even have the power to do one or two.

“The new arrival is completely obscene, with insufficient intelligence and connections to designate a credible plan of action. But now that we have more than three months before the succession ceremony, let's start with the first goal of penetrating the upper echelons and gathering intelligence. ”

That's why I'm here now at this filthy underground waterway entrance.

“It stinks, even if it's a mission to please the Count, there's no need to take it. ”

The former queen of witches, now Queen Slime, covered her nose and complained to me with disgust.

“Look, your kind.” I point to that stinking sewer ditch, where a muddy Slime is struggling, and it's filled with stinking filth.

After a glance, he was nauseated enough, and the black cat Heroise incarnated, pounding up.

“I am the great king of witches! The all-knower of magic. Not dirty Slime. ”

One scratch, two bites, three shakes, skillful cat technique, but the little black cat used it, more like an attack, but I didn't ignore it the way I used to, because the current Heroise bite attack is a bit powerful.

[Frozen gas: a silent lethal cold air that can be attached to the body and the blade of the soldiers, or can be struck out with cold ice magic, the touched person will slow any action by 1% and suffer frozen damage at 1 point per second. This ability can be superimposed. If the deceleration effect exceeds 20%, it will suffer from a variety of negative effects such as freezing, stiffness of mind, etc. If the deceleration effect exceeds 50%, it may be thought that the temperature loss is violent at any time]

In a sense, the magic pet book of the magician is his own identity, the touch of the ghost, the touch of the witch can only be released close to the magician, or it can be released through the magic pet, but I didn't think that the passive ability called “frozen gas”, the greatest beneficiary would actually be Heroise.

Being a cat or bat, her target is small, the attack frequency is fast, the claw tooth injury is extremely hidden, the other side of the low claw tooth injury is extremely difficult to attract the attention of the attacked person, if she stacks a few dozen layers of frozen gas, I'm afraid it's not far from death.

Okay, but in front of me already knowing that, it's pointless.

I just gently stepped, turned, pinched, pinched the cat's biggest weakness back neck, and then threw it around twice to get a dead cat with two spinning eyes.

“Huh, fight me, you got a little. ”

I laughed delightfully. Although, because of the increasingly outrageous experience value punishment, I haven't upgraded recently, and I can't help but throw precious skill points into the cold ice system of which pit father, but the remedial study of Holy Light and the power of the law on the road has allowed me to surge in strength.

And growing faster, but surprisingly, is swordsmanship and physical fighting skills, which should have been the focus of warriors. After all, they lack the support of supernatural abilities, but to me, learning swordsmanship is like refreshing the memories of the past without deliberately learning.

This spin, a pinch, seems simple, but it actually contains a fantastic step, a sword technique Aoyi, both in one, clean and neat, handsome at home. If you put it outside, it would definitely attract the appreciation of the consignee and the screaming of the beautiful woman, how can I be so handsome!

“Roland! Can't you go any further? People are fighting. You're teasing cats! ”

Momo had swords like wind, chasing a group of rats in the underground road to settle the house, and from what they could tell, they must have attacked the passers-by before.

Well, the dogs are good looking, barely a beautiful woman, but obviously the aesthetics of the Dark Elves are untrustworthy.

So I looked at Colosseum.

“Even if you are the executor of the will of our Lord, God will disgrace our Lord by acting so lazily. Please fight seriously. ”

Wild Pokémon Cross waved a giant cane higher than her, and the thunderstorm flashed again and again in the pitch-black underground tunnel, screaming, because of the lack of firemen in our line of work and the apparent excess of the law profession, she took out her old bank as Storm Druid as an output.

Thunder Summoning has been able to subterranean and, although significantly reduced in power, has subverted the common sense of Druid in general, enough to prove her amazing artificiality and talent in thunderstorm control.

[Coros. Eintan, Gender: Khlos, Race: Wild Elf, Occupation: Lv60 Druid Lv12 Storm Big Druid Lv20 Judge Lv3 Storm Judge (Khlos Own Legendary Occupation), Total Lv95, Comprehensive Lv83, Soul Emblem: Storm Messenger, Comprehensive Rating: Legendary Pastor Occupation. System Review: The thighs are worth relying on, and the legs are beautiful. Oh, as for the gender, Khlos, I'm too old to throw up. By the way, the recent raffle will join the male drowning springs, try to smoke, remember to please the beautiful heart.

Although my handwritten letter and Diana's testimony did convince her that I was the god messenger of the insomniac, for some reason, she always asked me very strictly, "This cannot be done", “You must be strict in your discipline, hanging child all day long is too damaging to my Lord's image”, as if I had lost the face of her goddess.

“Huh, the face of the sleepless all day long, because I used to be reliable?” Well, contaminating the priest's true God is tantamount to throwing a white glove directly into a duel between life and death, which I will not say in person.

Well, although this isn't a “pretty girl," from other people's angst, I accidentally pissed people off, so let's do it with my tail clamped.

“Where the hell is Bao-yu? ”

The mission was a little strange, and the powerful Count, who had a lot of strong men, entrusted us outsiders to look for his lost family heirloom.

“This lamp is obviously the magic of the dead, looking for souls and corpses is similar, how can you find treasure. Oh, looks like I've seen the truth. ”

After biting my finger hard as revenge, Heroise jumped on my shoulder and sat higher, at least away from those filthy smells.

I also find it strange that the Count gave us a magical guide lamp, saying that if we follow it, we can find Baoyu, but from my perception, that is obviously the magic of the dead, the magic of the flesh through the blood samples, the magic of the dead tracking the master of the flesh or his missing limbs, the magician of the dead under the human count won't throw up. Is it possible that the Baoyu we are looking for is part of someone's body?

“Well, right up ahead. ”

From the battlefield that everyone cleaned up, I walked past with a light, and eventually stopped in a big pot left by the rats.

The more the lights flashed, the more we should be looking for Baoyu in this pot, so I picked up a long spoon and grabbed a few. From the previous few human fingers and ears, this is really rat soup.

But then I got my goal —— Baoyu.

“So Bao-yu is an egg.”

Well, the dogs have explained it straight away, and in front of them, it's part of the male * * official, commonly known as the balls, and it's cooked, it looks... Well, I've been disgusting and indescribable.

“Oh, there's only one truth! The unlucky Count must have been out there trying his best, then he got a hard knife under it, and threw XX in the sewer. Oh, what a vicious move. I kind of want to see the Countess. ”

Unknown, listen to Heroise's malicious explanation, it was full of malicious eyes, and my vest caught a chill.

“No, it's not a knife wound, it's a squeeze wound, and from the wound, there should be no perpetrator in the case. It should just be the fat Count who accidentally placed XX between the toilet lid and the toilet and accidentally sat down. Clicking and squeaking! It fell into the sewer.” (There are real cases online)

“You see, the Count is too fat and inconvenient to move, and the edge of the metal toilet cap is quite sharp, so once it presses down, it ‘snaps’ and cracks directly...”

Shall I say that it is a professional adjudicator? In the end, Klaus said that his hands were still together for eleven beats, which compared to a squeezing motion, made a "clicking, snapping” pronouncement, but...

“What are you doing with your lower body covered? Is my reasoning wrong? ”

“No, everybody just feels a little bit painful to pull an X. ”

Well, undoubtedly, the men's cover-up is an instinct to feel the same as men, but it's a silent result that has proven to be a fateful farce today.

“Why can't I just meet someone normal? If the team is unreliable, forget it. Even the client is unreliable?” I have no words to ask Qingtian, but I am doomed to have no answer.

“Do you want to take this back? That's disgusting. Momo, don't touch it. ”

“It should be for the priest to help us regenerate, otherwise he won't be paying us. Who's gonna take it. ”

Obviously, nobody wants to touch this thing, and just as we were pushing it out, there was a loud bang, and the whole tunnel was shaking.

“The Mouseman's army is here. They have always been a vengeful life. ”

Green took a silent step forward, but in his tone he took pride in what was rarely seen, and the trap he had laid alone had already played a role.

But I had a cold sweat on my head. From the rocks falling off the ceiling, it looks like there's a little bit of explosive in there.

“Green, you didn't plant explosives according to the standards of the underground world. This is an artificial sewer, but without the rock walls of the underground world, how many did you bury...”

Well, don't ask, Green used that turn to run, which explains what's going to happen next.

“Boom! The series of" bursts ”and the collapse of the entire underground waterway indicate that he not only buried explosives, but also overburied them.

“Damn it! Can't you be normal? ”

While trying to escape my life, thinking of Colosseum, who had just calmly explained his reasoning, and thinking of this prince, I once again regretted the name of the "League of Absolute Gentlemen”.

“Gender is Khlos of Khlos, the prince of Green, who can't see his face all day, but mysteriously plays explosives, the sad wind, well, no prefix at all, the sad wind is the best change of name. The morphology adjective, and the sad wind are getting better and better Casio (although it seems normal for now, but being good with the sad wind is the biggest problem in itself), the righteous Raptor, the dark elf pursuing the way of holy light, the way of law, some two soy sauce faggots (two people: we're not faggots, we just love Colosseum), there really isn't a normal person, I've decided, if I don't hang up this time, I'll go out and find two normal teammates! ”

“You forgot to count yourself, crazy old monster. ”

“Well, thanks for the reminder, old witch pretending! ”

“I told you not to call me that! I bit you. Oh, I really bit you. ”

“You've bitten, motherfucker, don't give me freeze gas! ”

“Apologize! ”

“Never! ”

“Then watch it! ”

“You'll add freeze gas to slow down, I won't? Watch the trick.”

When everyone escaped from the sewer pipeline, they were surprised to find that, not far from the pipeline mouth, one cat and one person were “fiercely” beating meat, while advancing at a tortoise speed, and at the same time dragging each other behind their legs. The entire sewer had shaken down and could collapse completely at any moment.

“Roland! Don't make fun of cats this time! ”

“I'm not teasing cats! ”

“We're fighting! ”

Well, everyone hasn't had time to be surprised that the little black cat actually talks and the sewer finally collapses, and even the moment the stone falls, they can still hear the quarrel.

“You old witch! You're out of milk tomorrow! ”

“Humph, that's what you'll see till tomorrow. I'll drag you down for the rest of my life! Even if you go to hell, you'll wake up laughing. ”

“Boom Boom”

When countless stones fell and completely fell into ruins in front of them, everyone was shocked. Who the hell is this? I can't believe I risked my life to fight a cat.

“Oh, I almost died! ”

“Rest assured, the scourge lives for a thousand years, and with your ability to scourge, it is the end of the world, and you will not die. Look at my meow scratch! ”

Well, it's too early to say that the ruins poked a human head out of it, and at this point, he was stuck, but he was still biting with his teeth and his own cat, beating, and being sarcastic to each other.

But obviously, now that he's been hit by the cardholder, he can't beat the cat, his eyes are full of scratches, and he doesn't hesitate to start begging the cat to give up.

“Three times as much milk tomorrow. ”

“Milk bath. Highest end! Meow needs a cylinder. ”

“Deal! ”

Well, looking at one person who made a quick agreement as a cat, not mentioning the look of the others digging out their captain, and counting whether they were going to leave the group as soon as possible before being dragged to death by this live treasure, but soon they found out by accident that Captain Lorraine still had that disgusting spoon in his hand.

“You're not going to get paid, are you? It's cooked once, it's pressed again, it's all burnt out, it's lost. ”

“Yes, this kind of thing is not necessarily saved by a gold-class priest, watch out for that Count to get angry with shame. ”

I shook my head, and I had figured out why the Count had entrusted me with a foreign mercenary company.

“Diana and Cross and I went on a mission together, and we were also commissioned by one of the men who set out their intentions to use it and throw it away, and then kill them. Just as soon as he flips his face, we take him down and threaten him with this thing, we can control the Count and take over the county's connections. ”

“You said yes, but touch me with this spoon and I'll fight you! ”

In the face of Heroise's complaint, I didn't say anything back, and I was shocked by the systemic cues in my eyes.

“Congratulations, Host, Successfully activated Epic Mission: Renaissance of the Lan! ”

A few minutes ago, Kelly and Renee were shocked that a thick envelope had just been opened.

“Extreme Knight's Full Equipment Blueprint? Avalanche Defender Set Blueprint for the Royal Heavy Armor Infantry Corps? How to train Asmu trainers… ”

Fragmented by more than thirty pieces of training methods and equipment that have been lost to the strong and powerful, these are the pride of the past in the blood of the powerful nation of Lan, which, unfortunately, was destroyed together with the capital city in the Battle of Diffund.

“Is this a legacy of the past? Did someone escape to Orlando to save it? ”

“No, these are absolute secrets, there were absolutely no more than digits of people who knew, and, look at this armored blueprint, we have this one, but this one is slightly different... incredible! As a result of this change, the defense capacity has been improved by at least 20%, which is actually an improvement! Who can take such a perfect design further? The handwriting on the blueprint was not dry, it should have been written only a short time ago. ”

[A small gift for Laughing Na, will be visiting soon - Roland]

“Who's Roland? ”

“Whoever he is, the Duchy of Donglan is saved! As long as we bring these back and give us another decade, we will rise again and become a new Northern Power! ” |

Without mentioning the two ecstatic women, at the same time, I had a headache for this suddenly activated epic mission, which I really didn't expect to happen, but it was just a sudden rise, which actually caused me a huge problem.

[Ding! Congratulations to your host, Successfully activated Epic Quest: Renaissance of Lan.

[Mission Requirement: Resolve the annexed and subordinate crisis of the Duchy of Donglan and return that far north country of the Winter Wolf - Dasos is hairy in front of the true King of the Winter Wolf.

[Mission Reward: Roland Sword raised to artifact, clue to Artifact Thorn Crown - I know you want this Township artifact back.

[Mission Failure Punishment: Feminization, I am serious, very serious. We can't even keep the country this time, so let's go be pussies.

“Headache, Cavins, where did the boy lose the crown of thorns, not a word, and I want my brother to find it. ”

Although I was complaining, I'm afraid the smile in that corner of my mouth could not be hidden from anyone.

“This time, it will never fail. ”