The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Woe to King of Beasts Hospital, offering you and your family a warm service, floor-level prices and royal service. Well, that's settled. ”

When the sun came down and just walked into the old house, which had been completely renovated, I heard so much talk, I thought I was walking the wrong door.

“Let the world know I exist. ”

“Let future generations know that I exist. ”

“We can't afford to smell it for a hundred years. ”

“Please trust us wholeheartedly, please give us your love pet, professional infertility, century-old store, tragic and benevolent veterinary hospital, worthy of trust. ”

That's a four-flag slogan, blind dog eyes.

Sad wind is arguing with people, and his iron buddy Casio, is shouting for him, but with the banner on his body, he is completely invisible.

I'm thinking, if Old Mi Sin sees his grandson like this, should he be happy no longer to worry about the tribal infighting, or should he be angry with me directly and desperately?

“Brother Sad Wind is so warm and harmonious, why have you always hated him? Is racial prejudice really so stubborn? ”

Watching that heartfelt howl, my eyes contained tears for my brother not to be understood, I think Mi Sin would probably cut me to death, if one didn't fight enough, most would still pull the whole family.

Opposite…

“The wind of sorrow.”, “faggot to death.” Well, if anyone else waves this flag, forget it, you bastards who came here for Khlos, are entitled to wave that flag behind you?

“The law is the highest, and the court and church are the highest.” The flag was stuck on Colosseum's giant staff, and the rays of thunder made her unhesitant to uphold her faith.

“A few obey the majority, I say the trial court, do not obey!” This is Momo's, and it's a perfect match for her cleft mouth.

All right, the flags on both sides are equally disregarded, and the ones leading there are Khlos and Momo, and there are two little rollers shouting hard.

Soon, while I was lucky enough to escape the sweep, I figured out exactly what was going on, as I always did.

Before I left, I said something random:

“Such a big house is a waste of time. Our bedrooms are on the second and third floors. If we don't have to do something on the first floor, people can at least use it as a cover. ”

Well, when these idle people are done cleaning up, they're also idle, and they're really starting to talk about how to use the space on this floor and in the garden.

But as always, the normal debate lasted only five minutes, and the rest became a battle for self-interest.

“Let's run a veterinary hospital, we have Brother Sad Wind, an old TCM doctor, and so many beautiful nurses, we will definitely make a lot of money. ”

Perhaps it was the sad wind that made it into the collection of the veterinary era, and Casio was showing the nurse's costume on his hand, and the super short skirt and black lace on the elves would be extremely tempting. Confused, and not to mention, from the look of drifting back and forth between Colosseum and the nurse's clothes, it really rocks some of you.

“Bastard, if people knew I'd done it in a sad hospital, I wouldn't really have to marry anybody in the future. ”

But Momo was obviously not moving, and she was now struggling for her future.

“Huh, bitch, you think you're getting married now? You think nobody knows you were watching Roland sleep? Woman... wolf. ”

“Aha, at least better than you, with the sad wind all day, can it still be normal? Making me a nurse? Sure, as long as you wear it. ”

“You… how can you say that we are pure brotherhood! Wear it when I'm afraid of you. All right, if I wear it, you have to agree with Brother Sad Wind's plan. I don't know what you guys think, but why stop a good thing like a veterinary hospital? ”

Speaking of which, Casio really began to take off his armor and study how the nurse's clothes were worn.

The young man is handsome and masculine, solid muscles are not exaggerated, but they give a sculptural classical aesthetic, but if you're wearing a nurse's costume... I'd better throw up first.

Well, if we don't stop it, we'll save dinner today, but Kryptonian dogs will be blinded.

Fortunately, someone stopped him one step ahead.

“Brother, it's good that you have this heart, but don't blame them too much. History tells us that the pioneers are always alone, and the numb masses always wake up one day. All we have to do is try to convey our sincerity and wait quietly. As for myself. ”

The sad wind with its hands together smiled, and the clouds of laughter were as light as a Buddha's, with the saint's halo hidden behind it.

“How can the world treat me by slandering me, deceiving me, humiliating me, laughing at me, taking me lightly, cheating me, evil me, lying to me? Just put up with him, let him, let him, avoid him, be patient with him, honor him, ignore him, stay a few more years and look at him. All kinds of hostility, I love the world so much... ah! ”

And finally, "Ah” is a scream.

“Deep down, deep down! You think we can't see that fake holy light is your hunter's flash and dare to copy the Eastern Buddha. ”

“Cure your sister, you're obviously hilarious! How dare you say love must be depressing? Beat the shit out of you, you loving warrior. ”

“Break my shoes, break my evil, break my sins, taste my punch. ”

Well, I can't help it. I look at the sad wind and smile. That beauty is full of nonsense. It really doesn't make me hate you.

After a farce, I started preaching after sweeping a hall that had just been cleaned up and was immediately messed up again by the slogan flag.

“Look how old people are, they can't be steady. Look at Diana, what a good girl, why doesn't she argue. ”

“Hmm, Big Sister doesn't know what to fight for. ”

“Hmm?”

Well, since that rumor, I've seen two flags on the hands behind Diana, who's blushed.

“It is recommended that the Trial Chamber be established on the first floor. ”

“Church of the Moonlight Goddess, listen to the will of God. ”

I seem to be embarrassed by what I see. The Grinch whispered something. I approached it to find out...

“Holy Light Chapel is the highest!” Well, the slow, half-assed silly chick finally made up her mind.

Saying, looking at me with anticipation, seemed to expect me to agree with her as a holy knight.

I can understand that you have been following the Sacred Light Path for centuries and are now under the God of the Law, but still the Grey Pokémon following the Redemption Path of Lady Moonlight, but can you really believe in three true gods at the same time?

Even if the gods of order only restrict access to religion and do not forbid multiple beliefs, if you as a clergyman can be a bit of a jerk, you are not afraid of a thunderbolt when you step on three boats.

But watching the legendary knights of the past days talk about faith, they become weak and worried. I knew it was useless to say more. All these things are useless for outsiders to say, just depend on his own determination.

I should have known that the Gentlemen's League wouldn't be normal. Even if it was normal, it would still be wrong in nature. Even if it was normal, it would still be infected for a long time. attitude (a sympathetic glance at Casio). Probably the only Green who's not here is better.

“Wait, no, one less, Green? ”

How can I rest assured that Green is the most dangerous!

“He disappeared from the moment we started talking. Probably…”

“Knock! Boom!” With the sound of explosions and the broken walls, the smoke rose, and I was silent and determined to find someone normal tomorrow.

“Probably him...”

“Needless to say, I know. Next time, make sure you put a chain on him, keep an eye on him, and say what I say. ”

Well, needless to say, I can already understand the thought of that strange prince, the house is clean = fortress is ready = start guard equipment installation = lay many traps and bombs = safety first = sleep safe at night.

“Safety first! Don't thank me too much. ”

The next moment, the prince came out of a corner, proud of his thumb, and although I couldn't see the face under his helmet, I could feel him laughing proudly under his helmet.

“Iwillbeback!" Somehow, this cold iron giant put his thumb up, and I remembered the famous line of the heretic robot, I was a little curious about what it was like under Green's iron surface. Is it really a metal figure with a steel core body that would make me so uncomfortable?

“Hey, forget it, it's not the first time he's mad at me. ”

Some people are destined to be stubborn for a lifetime, and Green, who has not changed his religion, is typical, and it makes no sense to be angry with him.

Watching the rolling black smoke outside the window, considering my growing blood pressure at such a young age, I still cover my chest, darkly counting one, two, three, in an effort to stabilize my impending emotions and blood pressure, even though I have been covered in angry blues.

“Think in the right place, blow it up, the old ones don't go, the new ones don't come, just lay out new defenses. Wait, what the hell did he blow up? ”

We just moved in, no visitors, who would trigger the bomb we just planted.

“I X, I ordered dinner, ingredients and daily items!! I secretly bought jewellery magazines and pictures, Green, you idiot! My off-the-shelf treasure, that's very expensive. ”

Rushing out, it was no surprise that I picked up the bounty and ordered dinner and daily necessities at the mall. The delivery wagon had flown to the sky, and the horse and porter trembled in horror, but now the expensive goods have all become coke and black waste.

“Ahhhh. I can't stand it. Don't run. Let me kill you. Be sure to change some normal people this time. ”

Well, it looks like all the treasures I got on the black market are the last pages left. My last string of reason was broken, and the new treasure was destroyed before I could even see it. What kind of blood pressure are you considering? Eat my big evil chop!

“Parents and fathers in heaven, I kind of know what it's like to see a bear child push you home after a hard day of work. I guess it's about the same as I do now. I confess, I'm guilty, but can you stop torturing me with these adult bear children? Give me some normal people. If you keep doing this, I'll die of high blood pressure before I'm 20! ”

Someone wrote that in tonight's journal, but it turns out that weirdness is always summoning weirdness, change... This creature is even more contagious, and the name "The Gentleman's League” is the biggest mistake of my life, and it's just the beginning.

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It was a quaint palace, with no paint on the walls, no carpets on the ground, even a decorated vase, but the residence of the highest authority of the entire Orlando Empire.

“Luxury is face, face is for outsiders, leave the mess behind, don't shake my eyes. ”

When the minister persuaded Dasos to follow the precedents of successive emperors and to build a palace at the time of his ascent, the young king abandoned that sentence and moved into the abandoned palace of the previous emperor, despite the dissuasion of all.

“Woman? Not interested, if someone else's woman might, if someone else's land is more interested. ”

The future King of the Winter Wolf has never masked his ambition, and it is this ability to turn ambition into reality that will enable him to defeat the other seven sons of the Predecessor King and ultimately make the mark.

War? It must have happened within five years of Dasos' reign. This is the thesis of all diplomats and researchers of the international situation.

Such an articulated war maniac would naturally not be able to sit steady if it were a small country, but unfortunately, over the past three hundred years, the Orlando Empire has accumulated enough riches and its neighbours are not strong enough. From ordinary people to lords everywhere, they want an opportunity to re-shuffle and promote their cards, and in this form, Dasos, who made the promise of war, the expectations are even higher and scarier.

Renee and Kelly were right to speculate. Dassault just made it clear to persuade people, and you knelt down completely. You disobeyed, just find a reason to beat your suit.

But one thing they have not guessed is that Dassos has more ambition than expected and how a subordinate country can satisfy his greed.

“Did you arrange it? The knight princess's guardian knight selection ceremony. ”

And as documented in history, the King of the Wolf is also a rare beautiful man, a tall nose beam, quite masculine national face, black hair dragged all the way to the waist, without a slightly sickly feeling, perhaps, because such as the eagle's eye under the star sword eyebrow always had aggressive eyes, making it impossible to ignore his existence at all.

And at this moment, if the people of Lan's kingdom hear him, they will surely fight for him.

“Already ready ready, two legends, four gold, sixteen silver, we Orlando Empire young Junjie, this gives her more face, should be the cheap country princess. ”

“Ha, don't underestimate the Lan bloodline. If they hadn't caused so many battles and completely destroyed so many powerful empires, how could our Orlando Empire rise? The sick camels have Ma Da, but I am interested in the secrets of their royal family. The legendary Knight of Aurora is a rare class of four (gold) soldiers in humankind, and even leaving a tiny bit behind can greatly enhance the strength of our Royal Guard. ”

Yes, from the beginning, the Orlando Empire did not want subordination, their expectations were mere annexation.

Guardian knight? On the Ash continent, the patron knight of the noble lady also has a noun - the underground lover, which, of course, is often the choice of the lady who, for some reason, cannot marry, but it is clear that Dassos is not going to consult Renee this time, and is going to be hard on her.

There is only one woman in the Ran royal family of this generation, and if her husband and son-in-law are to become Orlandic, and half of the next generation of princes of Orlandic descent, it is natural that this small country has been annexed.

And if she refuses to be the chosen Guardian Knight? Well, it's an insult to the supremacy of the kingdom of Orlando, and, um, it's the rhythm that forces you to rebel.

Reject the alliance? War was annexed.

Reject the Guardian Knight? War was annexed.

Accept the Alliance and the Guardian Knight? Directly annexed.

The Duchy of Donglan seems to be doing very little in the face of the Orlandic Empire, which has laid bare its weak meat.

Inside this rudimentary palace, on the huge map hanging on the wall, the Duchy of Donglan and the four small countries around it have been stuck with chess pieces of all kinds, representing places of great strategic significance.

King of the Winter Wolves, who has just landed, has turned his hunting gaze to the Alliance's smaller nation, of which his most satisfying fat is the Duchy of Donglan in the North.

As long as we take it, the North is invincible and the Orc border is clear, and the Orlando Empire will reach a new peak when it occupies the extended territory of the Central Plains.

And behind a stable backdrop, the countless precious minerals of the northern highlands, the huge profits from border transactions, are the cornerstones of a continent-wide strategy.

And when His Majesty had just left, the young King of the Winter Wolf was once again rethinking, only that a connection with someone in the shadow had been established.

“Knock, good job, son of Clovin. Looks like choosing you to board is the right thing to do. Our cooperation will usher in a new peak. ”

“Ha, dirty crows, I don't care why you still cling to that bloodline, but as long as you can prove your worth, I will not lavish it as a generous gift from the king. ”

“Thank you, Your Majesty, first of all. As long as the blood of the Lan is completely eradicated, our astrological tower is willing to show its full loyalty. Would you look forward to our performance? ”

Above the palace, in the storm, the dark crow turned into a long sky and disappeared into the clouds.

“Oh, loyalty? A bunch of long dead souls, the ones left to be killed by the Lord of Everlasting Night, deserve to tell me about loyalty, but they are good dogs who bite. Isn't that right, Cloven? ”

The young king of the winter wolf said to his couch, but beneath it lies a dungeon, trapped by a hazy old man.

“Unfilial son. Kill me, I will never tell you the last secret of the Orlando Empire. You will always be an incomplete king! ”

But unfortunately, according to the design of this dungeon, the sound of the dungeon can be transmitted, but the sound of the dungeon cannot be transmitted to the ground, and the screams of the elderly can only be echoed in the underground helplessly.