The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Well, since your sister's not home, I'll be visiting next time. Please accept this little gift, it's just a new form. ”

It took all night yesterday to force Green to dismantle all his traps and explosives with his sword and then another night of armed repression to temporarily abandon their goals.

Being choked enough by the pits, I didn't sleep well for half the night. It wasn't dawn yet, so I went out alone.

Well, since these pits are too unreliable, hurry up and find a reliable one, sort out a little bit of the history of the Orlando Empire, and find a few who are supposed to be in the capital, but have no developed future.

This time, in order to recruit a few more normal people, I also took a few names off, and the rest are future heroes who deserve admiration regardless of their reputation, strength and character.

But surprisingly, there was no one to visit the two houses in a row all morning, and the third found Swallow Sword Swinnah. Di Nelson was also told she was out early in the morning.

I was a little weird this morning, Swinna, that a female swordsman could go there.

“Little brother, can you tell me where your sister went? ”

Once accidentally, three times or by accident, I can't say that. Now I ask them both are not very clear. Now they are a nice kid, I will not let go of them.

“Sister said not to say… Sister went to the Guardian Knight selection, a foreign princess. ”

Well, it turns out he's a bear, and it was for this Sweena's beloved little brother, lollipop and toy, and he immediately threw his sister's orders behind his head.

“Guardian knight? Swinna's a woman herself. ”

I couldn't help but laugh, but I think of the life of the heroine mentioned in the strategy, and I kind of understand it.

Swanna, descendant of the great nobility of the Orlando Empire, the female swordsman who had fallen in the path of the family since childhood, had been disguised as a male knight in an effort to join the army, but had begun his solo journey because of the expulsion of his identity from the Cavaliers of the Blue Dragon. ”

Obviously, the older sister fulfilled her historical goal of pretending to be a male guardian knight of a foreign princess and, by comparison, as long as she could become a guardian knight of a foreign princess, she would at least be able to escape civilian status, which would be a major step towards revitalizing the family.

“Wait, guardian knight selection? Foreign princess? Little Diego, that foreign princess is that country, you know? ”

“Well, it seems to be some kind of lantern...”

For a moment I figured out that the boiling emotions were boiling in my chest, and I couldn't hear the rest.

“Dasos! How dare you! ”

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“Anger? Fear? Despair?”

Renee was no longer able to express herself in words, and the noisy Royal Oran Arena in front of her, the cheers of countless audiences, plunged her into a cold despair.

“Congratulations, Your Highness Renee, your famous beauty crosses the Astor Mountains. You see, today's young people are very good and you should choose the most desirable guardian knight. ”

“Guardian knight? My son-in-law is up to you Orlandos. Why? ”

The roar circled in his throat and was swallowed. The sudden selection of the Guardian Knight was not to give him the time to deal with it. If at this time he said, "I have not consulted with you” and "I will never admit the Guardian Knight you chose”, the other party would immediately take the opportunity to play, turn it into a diplomatic event and become a necessary trigger for war.

Looking at other envoys with a smile on their face, looking at their own mixed eyes of compassion, helplessness and envy, Renee knew it was pointless to ask them for help.

All of their emotions, only not surprisingly, were apparently notified long ago, but only two hours earlier as parties themselves.

I don't know what the Orlando Empire has done. Yesterday's good allies changed their minds today. I don't hesitate to treat myself as a sacrifice. Renee is furious, but I don't know who to vent.

She knows that in the diplomatic arena, hysterical questioning only makes one look down on oneself and one's country, and tears are even more a symbol of weakness and immaturity.

“Is this what the teacher calls a relationship between nations? Bloody jungle rules? Arrogant Orlando! One day, you will pay the price, and the true King of the Winter Wolf will rip your throats out. ”

All she could do was try to squeeze out a smile and keep an abominable face in front of her.

Dasos, king of the winter wolves, looked at the little girl in front of her, a 14-year-old girl, in a wealthy aristocratic family should still not be of waking age. The little girl in front of her bit her teeth and tried to restrain herself with her head down, obviously figuring out everything in front of her.

It is difficult to remain calm in the face of this desperate situation, which is likely to compensate for lifelong happiness, but as your opponent, as a stone against your hegemony, it is still too young. The legendary horseman should be just propaganda.

“To the coming of a great covenant! A toast to the young Junjie of the Orlando Empire! To our charming Princess Renee! ”

With the emperor leading the way, the golden cups filled with red wine were raised one by one, and many royal nobles laughed and raised the cups together. The only thing that did not fit the group was the blessed princess, who was looking at them coldly, like the head wolf who visited the prey on a high post.

It is also the only thing she can do right now to write down the hatred and insults at hand and to find a time for revenge.

“Gentlemen, I'm sorry, I'm going to put on some makeup. ”

But after all, she was only a 14-year-old girl, angry and desperate, grieving made her eyes inevitably red, unwilling to shed tears in front of her enemies, and temporarily left on the grounds of make-up.

And she just walked off the observation deck, and in Dassos' eyes, two big, fat guards followed her.

Today Renee is the lead actor. The Guardian Knight must be finalized on the spot. Dasos will not allow any variables to happen, and she cannot be allowed to escape.

Soon after, a guard waited outside the bathroom and a guard ran back in return, Dassos nodded and focused on the performance below.

In Dasos' consciousness, he had certainly not lost a young princess, and the following contestants were among the elites of the Orlando Empire's small aristocracy and people, and he had the opportunity to select talent.

Of course, the children of the great nobility and the members of the royal family would not compete in such a contest, and a princess from another country, while bringing honour and status, was destined to keep her away from the Orlando Centre of Rights.

The Guardian Knight selection, which follows the ancient rites, is a typical contest in which young knights show their knighthood style and excellent martial arts to their beloved aristocratic girls, and the losers are appreciated as long as they show sufficient strength.

And the two legends arranged by the "official”, after ascertaining that the contestants did not threaten their seed players “black horses”, also readily admitted to losing directly. After all, the two legendary uncles are not young, bullying other people's little girls is too much.

Now that we are in the quarterfinals, those who can reach this point are at least the best of the golden class, and Rain Swallow Swanna is just one of them.

The future emperor of the Orlando Empire was raising his glass to admire the fraternity of his people, and suddenly, looking at the stormy swordsman, he frowned slightly and called for a servant, whispering two words.

And no one guesses what this exotic princess, who has already been regarded as meat on the chopping board, thinks while the Duchess of the Orlando Empire is watching the show satisfactorily from the stands.

At this time, in the dressing room of the VIP lounge, the young girl wept and whimpered in the face of the dressing mirror.

After all, she was only fourteen years old, and a year ago, she was a worry-free princess. Today, the brutal international struggle is all over her naive shoulders. One wrong step may be to die directly. When she remembers her homeland trusting her loved ones and its people, and remembering the humiliation she is about to face, she weeps.

“Father, Sister Kelly, I am such a disqualified princess.....”

“So, do you need strength? Power enough to change fate. ”

The sudden noise made people wonder where it was coming from. It was against the gentle voice of the heart, but it gave Renee an instinctive trust, as if it were a revelation from her ancestors and gods.

“Yes, as long as it changes everything, even if it takes everything, including the soul, I will........ who are you! What have you done to me? ”

Well, the allusion has been broken, but the answer has been given, and I shook my head.

“Hey, it must be the descendants of Cavins, it's stupid enough, the deal was settled at the beginning, didn't even see the other side's bottom card, willing to give everything including the soul, any demon can fool you all. Failed. ”

“You... who are you! ”

The silent junction prevented the scream from coming out. Before the teenage girl lost consciousness, what she saw was a face exactly like herself, a voice quite familiar to her.

“Sleep well, this burden does weigh a little on you, let me pick it up for you. But your score is zero for this surprise quiz. Oh, young man, try to prepare for the quiz. ”

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The Guardian Knight has entered the final round of selection and both sides are excellent young knights.

The tall and brilliant Carter, Squadron Leader of the Orlando Empire Cavaliers of the Dragon, only twenty-seven years old, made his way across the road to the final game with an excellent martial arts and an epic soldier, the Orc Crusher.

And his opponent, the young unnamed swordsman, was his most annoying high-speed, agile swordsman, and found that the absolute strength of this handsome, feminine swordsman was clearly above him. Carter was a little worried, but at this time, a good news from the sky surprised him.

And it turns out that the swordsman became frightened as soon as he opened the fight.

“Are you still going to be a guardian knight? Do you have this feature? ”

Yes, he got the news that the dueling opponent was a woman, and if the Guardian Knight was a woman, then the plan of the Orlando Empire would naturally be a ridiculous emptiness.

The fact that women and women cannot leave behind future generations is tantamount to giving away a knight for nothing.

And Swanna, who had been warned, could only bite her teeth in the face of the opponent's shame. She had just received a secret message from the royal servant. She thought it was a solicited announcement. She was very happy, but did not expect to be revealed at a glance and warned herself not to take the crown.

She wants to win, she's sure to win, but against the Emperor's will in the Orlando Empire? Isn't it fast enough?

So the results of the last game, before it even started, were confirmed.

On the observation deck, Princess Renee, dressed up, returns.

Still the face, still the knight's skirt, but her temperament was slightly different this time.

If the tearless appearance just now reminds you of a juvenile bird, now Princess Renee, walking all the way with a smile, and the pace is steady, then the self-confidence and pride you deserve is reminiscent of the eagle who is visiting the prey.

“It's been a long time. ”

“No, no.” Somehow, the heads of small States who had just abandoned their covenants, who had been looked at with a smile in their eyes, somehow felt nothing.

In less than five minutes, it was a total surprise to see two people, Dasos.

“Ahhh, the swordsman is a woman! ”

“Why are women allowed to participate? ”

“Victor Carter. Tias! ”

At this point, however, the wins and losses have been separated, and the hesitant Swinner was severely hammered in the shoulder, tied up and spread out, revealing the identity of the woman, while naturally losing the opportunity to continue competing.

Carter, a two-metre doppelganger, lifted a sharp hammer and shouted at the observation deck, looking like a gorilla who had just been awarded a prize, and someone was already discussing the match between the beast and the girl.

And Princess Renee laughed.

“Since I'm the Guardian Knight, can I at least try it myself? ”

“How can you get your hands dirty? Your Highness is better suited for embroidering in warm indoors, taking soldiers to war such a rough job, or throwing it away for men. ”

Dassos laughed, but the words were rude, and the irony was that the other party was only fit to be a good mother, and even though he always thought Renee's performance was false propaganda, how could he give the opponent the opportunity to turn the table at a time like this?

“One sword is enough, I just wanted to see if he was as strong as he looked. If he was just a silver wax gun, I wouldn't lose anything in the future. ”

Teenage girls spit on their tongues and can't say anything cute, but this is a completely unmatched phrase with a double yellow section, making the scene suddenly noisy.

But now that Renee had said the words to this point, if she didn't give in, the Orlando Empire would appear cheap, and Dassault nodded.

Then the attendant begins to say aloud:

“Now, our warrior, the Carter Knight, will face a new challenge, and the esteemed Princess Renee will personally test each other's strength. Whoops, in order to avoid our tough knight hurting the lovely princess, this test will take the princess's three swords by Carter, and if the Carter knight can stop it, a new Guardian knight will be born! ”

Well, the waiter obviously understood the meaning of the monarch, said like Princess Renee couldn't pull her face off, had to walk through the field, the original sword into three swords seemed very liberal, but while there was no essential difference, it was actually an arrogance and self-confidence.

And at the end of the day, the Guardian Knight was born, and he simply said, "I will not give up."

“Good job, Carter! ”

“My lord Renee, have mercy! Ha-ha-ha! ”

The arena was filled with laughter and noise, and everyone saw the Trial of the Three Swords as a farce, which was Carter himself, and he couldn't help but nod his head with a smile, as if the princess had promised to marry him.

But Renee laughed.

“Unfortunately, I have no blade, Your Majesty. Can I borrow your sword? ”

“Of course, as long as you can use it. ”

Dassos didn't feel comfortable handing over his sword. This bloody legendary soldier was famous for his arrogance, and he waited to see Renee make an ugly scene.

[Demon Sword: Scarlet Conqueror] As the sword of the Emperor of Oran, he is a legendary soldier of the Hall of Fame. He only bows to the true conqueror. The weak will not have a chance to touch him. He will barely use it and will only become a slave drained of blood by the Demon Sword.

Several bad luck bastards have already been sucked by the sword, and Orlando, who knows this sword, is waiting to see the little princess joke.

“Thank His Majesty for his generosity, ah, what a naughty little fellow. But behave yourself, good boy. ”

But unbelievably, the expected scream did not occur. In that delicate little hand, the red magic sword suddenly flourished. The next moment, it was bright and restrained. All the blood condensed in the blade, entering a state of total combat, was even better than meeting the master's pet dog.

Dasos, the swordsman, is even more unbelievable. He has never seen the sword so cynical. The bloody conqueror obeys only the ambitious conqueror. Is this little girl a more powerful conqueror than herself in this sword eye?

Dasos, who felt bad about it, tried to stop it, but it was too late.

Instead of following the stairs to the ring, Renee slowly walked to the edge of the stands and looked up to the blue sky.

“How many years? The blood of Lan protects the borders of the human world, and the blood and lives of countless people are exchanged for suspicion and hostility. ”

Renee had stepped on the guardrail, disturbed herself, worried that her self-inflicted servants had rushed up, but her back was gushing like a real holy light, unable to get close.

“How many times? The bloody wound has not healed, the new despicable traitor adds a new wound, and the sacred covenant is repeatedly torn apart like scrap paper. ”

The audible voice echoed on the observation deck, and the clear pupils were everywhere, obviously just plain words as if they were magical, and the traitors were tortured by their purgatory consciences.

“Don't you want to know the secrets of Lan's royal family? Well, I'll tell you what, the Lan royal family contains the power of the gods. Divine Grace: The Angel of War Incarnate! ”

The holy light gushed from her back into the wings of substance, and Renee had jumped out of the observation deck, suspended in the middle of the sky, in the sight of the crowd, covered with endless brilliance, completing the conversion from mortal to angel of war.

Unlike the new generation of angels that have become gods in recent times, this ancient angel of war is the handmade creation of the goddess of order, the vanguard against the evil gods of chaos and the king of the entire angel community.

Gold wings represent the power of endless order, the burning flames of bears represent sanction and judgment, and the golden holy lines all over the body engrave countless world rules. In distant ancient times, the adversaries of war angels could only be more powerful evil gods and demon lords.

The golden wings spread, the flaming halo on the head was burning, the holy flame blended with the blood of the sword, the wings flapping, angelized Renee over Carter.

“My Guardian Knight? Ridiculous mortal, do you know your sins? ”

“Me, me, me.....”

Carter swayed in the face of an angel of war questioning.

With the repeated propaganda of the churches, in the eyes of the world, the image of angels as messengers of the gods of order has already penetrated into the hearts and minds of men. Few people in the world can see the messengers of the true God. Is it not a sin that mortal beings seek to be greened with angels?

Well, he doesn't have to “me" anymore, Renee didn't even wait for his response, with a bloody fiery sword on her head.

“Boo!”

Unbelievable, Carter actually blocked the heavy sword with a lifting hammer, and the two soldiers crossed, sparking.

“I blocked it, I actually blocked it... Why don't you cheer for me! I am the victor, with two more swords, I will soon be married to the princess. ”

But soon, he'll know why.

He did block the blade, but the holy flame spread along the junction of the blades, turning him into a burning torch.

Even the scream could not be sent out in time, it directly turned to ashes, the newly released guardian knight was killed with a sword by the loyal object, and he died a terrible death. In a moment, the giant arena became silent and cold.

“Humph, something out of hand, the toad wants swan meat. ”

Preserving the incarnation of the Angel of War took too much power, and in just ten seconds it squeezed out Renee's full strength of strength and order. As her wings closed, Renee was transformed into a mortal.

“Pfft, pfft!” Coming along were Dassos' applause and his raging laughter.

“Hahahaha, you really don't have the strength, how a vulgar like him deserves to be your guardian knight. “

Approaching Dasos, he suddenly knelt on one knee.

“Well, the beautiful Princess Renee, I, the emperor of the Orlando Empire, Dasos... Minn, would you be honored to be your Guardian Knight? ”

”What?”

This is undoubtedly tantamount to proposing on the spot, or the emperor of the country who is said to have no interest in women, instantly speaking and shouting.

But I frowned, well, it was me, not Renee, and the real Renee had long since been thrown at Diana, and coming back from the bathroom was me performing personally, and the Angel of War was my ethnic gift, and now everything was going on, and Dasos' confession must have been unexpected.

“A man's confession to a man is disgusting. ”

At this time, however, I cannot fail to give serious consideration to the fact that the King's proposal involves the dignity of the country. Perhaps he can actually start a war. If it is undesirable to reject and accept it positively, do it my way.

“Impossible. ”

“Why! As long as you promise me that I will take half the kingdom as a gift, you will be queen of the Orlando Empire, and together we will have everything in the world, no better than freezing and starving in the snow? ”

Rejected Dasos turned into an angry lion, angrily questioning me.

“Because we were impossible from the beginning, I swear in the name of the Holy Light, I have no interest in men, I only like women. ”

Well, it was just cooled down in the boiling arena, and the emperor they had just proposed to in public was dumped in a tragic way.

For a priest such as the Holy Knight, the oath given in the name of the god from whom his power is derived must be true, otherwise it would be fooling the true god, who would be directly stripped of his power.

And from the vibrant and vibrant holy light on which princess she is, she's not lying, she really likes women.

And I walked straight to the last person on the stage, Swinna, who had been defeated by the revelation of her female identity.

“Thank you to the Orlando Empire for the Guardian Knight selection for me and for the opportunity to acquire this lovely knight. Well, that's her. ”

I bowed my head and kissed this already frightened girl on the forehead, completing the Guardian Knight's final ritual.

“At first sight, the knight and the princess were in love, and a good word was born. Congratulations, congratulations. ”

Thousands of years later, there's this record in history, Renee. Lan, another name more widely known —— Princess Lily, who is said to be a woman, has a three-digit lily later. Swanna. Di Nelson, Princess Lily's chief knight and chief princess. --The above is purely fiction, and if there is lightning, it is pure coincidence.