The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

When a “princess" performed with a high toe, the real princess trembled downstage.

When she woke up, she found herself stripped clean like a white sheep, only a cape was thrown on the observation deck. If two grey elves hadn't controlled her, she wouldn't have been able to clean it up if it hadn't been for fear of making a scene, I'm afraid she would have started making a scene.

The fake princess was more capable of depressing her than the real princess, while the subsequent incarnation of an angel shocked her into unbelief.

Humanity is a very exclusive race, but there is a bloodline that is not only not excluded, but repeatedly admired.

“Angel. ”

The first generation of the people of order, the messenger of God, the eldest son of God, who participated in the creation of the human race, has been separated from the community of the gods of all ages.

Above the murals of the church, in the sacred hymns, there is no less praise for this race, regardless of the epic poems and novels in which angels are holy and pure, their very existence is the will of the gods, and their sword blades refer to the natural enemies of order.

Perhaps there is no way that existing angels can appear in the universe, and that is why humans of the gods of the faith order would so worship them. After all, for a true king, the higher divine power is as far away as possible.

At that moment, Renee realized what a fake princess was doing and called it well.

“Is she really helping me? Just the blood capacity of this angel incarnation, the Royal Family of Lan will not be underestimated, even the fox false tiger, and with that information, just give us time, we will have hope to rise again. ”

And when she saw that sword splitting Carter, Renee waved her fists better, don't say that she had been disgusted enough by the gorilla, the resentment of these days had left her with no fondness for the country.

But then, Dassos' sudden proposal completely frightened her.

The marriage of two kings? Just think about it, whether the man is for blood or for the complete annexation of the Duchy of Donglan, he has demonstrated his ambition while also demonstrating his sincerity, which is undoubtedly a very important diplomatic choice.

At that moment, Renee really hesitated, and if she sacrificed herself to accept the proposal, perhaps her principality would have had time to breathe, but then she thought, when the merging parties were too far apart, then, it was just another way of saying that the current Duchy of Donglan, if merged with the Orlando Empire, could only be annexed to one of the provinces.

“Rejection, you must refuse, but direct rejection will not only hurt Dasos' face, but will also bring shame to the entire Orlando Empire. Perhaps it will lead to a direct war. What should we do? ”

Obviously, it was an unprepared emergency, but with the pressure and chips of the entire empire, Dasos had no idea that he would be rejected.

However, in true Renee's eyes the desperation, in false Renee's eyes is a small dish.

“Sorry, you're a man, but I like women. ”

Dasosmão was confident of the outcome of the proposal, but was refused with mercy and face to face. He didn't know how to send it if he wanted to take the opportunity to get angry. In the end, he could only become a talker for farce and meals.

My proposal is for a special same-sex enthusiast, a refusal that I'm afraid is the most helpful, but also the most compelling reason for refusal - how to fall in love differently by gender.

At the same time that Renee celebrated herself and the Duchy of Donglan had just escaped a heist, she immediately realized that she was in new trouble. At the same time, she seemed to have been saved by that pseudo-Renee pit, which she was not expected to climb out of for the rest of her life.

“Wait, how can I not wash away after making such a declaration in public with my face? I don't want to marry anybody in my life? ”

Well, the headlines of tomorrow's newspapers and magazines have identified “The Great King's proposal blocked, Princess Rainey's spontaneous sexual orientation”, "The Emperor's Enemy Swanna's Secret History”, and "Triangle Love Across Borders and Gender”, which are undoubtedly the most popular topics these days.

And Renee herself?

In the presence of the Holy Light God, the authenticity of her oath of true love as a holy knight need not be questioned, and soon, with the spread of intelligence and trail news, Her Royal Highness Princess Rainey herself loves beautiful women and does not love the special preferences of Jiangshan, which will spread throughout the world.

And it must also become a true masterpiece. If it is proved that she is normal in the future, I am afraid that this public deception of the Orlando Emperor will rise to an insult to the entire Orlando Empire, and the consequences will surely be unimaginable. Then, in the future, Renee will not only not be able to explain, but will also try to disguise herself as an unusual woman, and maybe have a third wife and six concubines.

“Bastard! I'm gonna kill you!! I don't see anybody here. ”

Well, if Diana hadn't held her down, I'm afraid Renee, with only light underwear, wouldn't hesitate to rush to the ring at the risk of walking away.

And when the tragedy was completely turned into a farce, more than two hours later, when tabloids and magazines couldn't wait to spread everything that happened in the Royal Arena, the real princess returned to the temporary embassy and sat together.

“Roland, you're Roland! You're not dead. ”

“Long time no see, Sister Kelly. ”

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Due to Her Royal Highness's wonderful performance, the unheard of Duchy of Donglan suddenly became a popular topic, and the temporary embassy of the originally named Rocky was immediately overcrowded by visitors, but unfortunately the door was locked and had no intention of hosting at all.

In the meeting room on the second floor, it was noisy.

“Bastard, I fought you. How dare you set me up! “

And in front of the angry and irrepressible young girl, I recovered to the touch of Roland, but I slowly drank bitter tea. This is the specialty of my hometown. I haven't encountered it in a long time, so naturally I need to taste it more.

“Can you find a better way? Neither sweeps the face of the Orlando Empire nor refuses to come down. You should thank me or you'll be in big trouble now. ”

Renee wasn't being unreasonable, I was telling the truth, and then Renee went silent, and she kept thinking, but don't say a better way, I can't even think of one.

“Who are you? Roland wouldn't call me that. ”

After the joy of the beginning, when I heard what I called her, Kelly looked a little more hesitant.

“The heavens and the earth are bigger than me. Roland would never call anyone sister or brother, he... ”

In the journal, Kelly was the closest person I've ever been, and I couldn't hide it as expected, but I didn't expect it to leak the bottom of my mouth? So, try the second name on the log, and, by the way, the little secret about the Trojan.

“Um, little Kelly. The star mark on your back neck and the black mole on your right lower nipple and left hip are still there. ”

Rumor has it that Kelly immediately wrapped her hands around me and blushed to protect the eyes of the wolf from dying staring at me, and Diana, who was traveling with me, looked at me with surprise.

“I do forget a lot of things, but it's only natural that short-lived species can move beyond the limits of life. ”

Calebrian shook her head, and even though her instincts told the person in front of her that it was Roland, she was still not sure.

It's a big deal and you can't be too careful, and if you get what Roland left behind, you might know that, but she has a better test.

Double dragon wrapped knife in front of it, the "lamp of life” linked to the soul.

Just as I approached, that little white bead sparkled brightly, proving it to be the lamp of my life.

“Turns out it's you little pervert! How the hell did you do that? Turn it off, turn it on, turn it off! ”

Before she could react, Kelly hugged me, and that exciting face made me wonder if she was the calm trojan just now.

“Oh, it's simple, just die and live and die. ”

Rumor has it, Kelly's stunned, dead, alive, dead? Easy to say, but with a little knowledge of the world, the soul, you will know that this is absolutely impossible.

“Well, it's rare to see each other again, not to mention these boring things. By the way, is the black and white color of this lamp of life the indication that the soul is biased towards the side of order and the side of chaos? Looks like Cavins is really dark this time. ”

Sure, there's nothing more chaotic than a chaotic demon, but surprisingly, Kelly shook her head.

“More than a hundred and thirty years ago, your soul pearl was darker than he was. Can you say that you are it? That's a nightmare for the night. ”

Trembling in the Wood Fairy's questioning, even though the news that Lord Yongnight was Roland was already circulating at the top of the world, as the Enlightenment Teacher of the Twin Stars, she had been reluctant to believe which step Roland would have taken in the good sunshine.

“Well, it's me. When it was not as simple as it seemed to find out that the Land of Lan had been destroyed, I simply cleansed all the suspects and accomplices. Well, it seemed a little too much later. ”

“Ah…”

“Sister Kelly!! What have you done? Why would Kelly faint? ”

Well, the most worrying nightmare became a reality, and Kelly didn't say anything, and there was an intersection of feelings, anger and offense, and she fainted directly.

But she fainted, but left the remaining three people there, only her eyes glared, and I lost my memory. I could only know from the log that Kelly loved me in the past, but could not understand the over-reflection.

And after Renee's first aid, Kelly just woke up and suddenly hugged me and whimpered.

“Ooh, it's all Sister Kelly's fault that you and Cavins have suffered so much. ”

Valued men have fallen into darkness, the prince of the sun has become the demon king, and strong self-reproach has silenced Calebrian.

Tears wet my back, this familiar and unfamiliar touch makes people immobile, this is considered as the feeling of being loved and cared for by elders, this is the first time I have encountered it, makes people get used to it, makes people want to run away quickly.

“Looks like we're looking for something to help us get back to our memories. ”

Obviously others cried a mess without feeling it. For the first time, I felt that logs were no substitute for memories. Some things were hard to recover once they were lost.

Well, it took a lot of work to persuade Kelly, who had been constantly blaming herself and crying into tears, to turn the subject around.

“… will you come back? ”

Shivering Kelly asked, but I shook my head.

Back to do what, my people are still in Iwo Mountain City, now the Duchy of Dong Lan is no longer the original land of Lan, besides, the retired king is once again in the system, my goal makes it impossible to limit myself to one country.

“But I will help the Land of Langham rise again, and that information has shown some of my sincerity, and the next major play begins with this sword. ”

[Roland Holy Sword, Artifact]

[Attack: 22-44 +11] (+11 is regarded as a +11 sub artifact per se, adding 11 irreducible Silver Flame Enchant damage even if the lower limit of damage of the weapon is used)

[Never Damage: Even in the face of the artifact, this sword will not break.

[King of Lan: The Roland Sword is the symbol of the King of Lan's Royal Sovereignty and can only be used with the approval of the King. And as the Land of Lan reappears, it is striving to evolve stronger. At the same time, however, this arrogant sword can only be used by knights who are extremely trusted by the kings of the Langham kingdom.

[King's Wind: Holder Power +2, Agility +2, Health +2, Charm +6, in the country formed by the Lan bloodline, counting prestige from respect.

[There is a series of yellow words on the sword: Roland's sword is the sword of the legendary prince of the Holy Knight, Roland, and only his descendants and heirs of will will will receive this sword's approval. (Conditions of use: Lan's blood)]

The silver sword emitted a glowing glow, but I was crying myself out. I should have known the system wasn't safe. From this start, I couldn't use it.

Become a knight of royal allegiance? Then seal the ceremony and seal the land. Now the Duchy of Donglan can't do anything without saying it. Even if it did, I wouldn't want to be a knight of allegiance to someone, even if that allegiance is most likely to be to my own descendants.

And even if I could use it, in my hand, it was at most just a divine weapon, which is rare, but I could look again, with “history” guidelines, which I don't think should be too difficult.

But if the princess of the Crown Prince of this generation retrieved the Rowland's holy sword symbol of kingship, it would be fate. In this age of intertwining kingship and theocracy, the recovery of lost kingdoms would dramatically increase the cohesion of the whole country, and those left behind by the war would also consider returning to their country.

At the very least, Renee's reputation for finding the sword of Roland will soar, weighing in on the king's soldiers, and even try to merge with the small nation built by the survivors of the other two Lan kingdoms, so that with the territory and the people, the Lan kingdom will rise again to hope.

“Roland Holy Sword! Is this the legendary Roland Sword? ”

Cheering Renee, who had just touched the sword, had been directly ejected, but had never been burned by the flame, she was still perfectly qualified for use, but she was too weak to allow the sword to admit it.

But looking at this impatient princess, I'm also thinking about how to make her stronger.

“Why is Renee so weak? No one taught? ”

“Renee's swordsmanship talent is fine, but it's just fine, and a lot of trivial crap presses on her, and there's time for her to practice her sword slowly. She has no divine talent, and the path of the Holy Knight and the Pastor is cut off. Though she was smart, she didn't have a lot of time on her way to the magician, so she practiced swordsmanship as much as she could. Don't use you and Cavins as a standard comparison. The Range Royal Family has given you two for thousands of years, which is inevitably unjust to the other royal brothers. ”

I nodded and I almost knew what to do.

“I have a new professional justice knight here. Although he is a knight of the god of the law, he does not actually need to be fully loyal to the Church, nor does he need the willpower attributes required by the divine arts. What he needs is intelligence, what he needs is an interpretation of the law... ”

“Perhaps the Principality of Donglan could make contact with the Church of the God of Law. If it could be taught by the State, many things would be different...”

“By the way, there is also the cultivation of the Horseman of Extreme Light, it has to start now, it will be late when winter arrives... ”

It didn't take long to talk about business. After all, it was just that I said, they listened, and it wasn't a one-and-a-half minute thing to make up their mind, but there was a private matter that I really wanted to ask.

“By the way, Kelly, Renee, whose descendants are they? Is it mine or Cavins'? ”

Ugly daughter-in-law always had to see her husband and was upset. It was not a matter of concern. I finally asked.

“You don't know that yourself? ”

Well, Kelly's surprised, of course, but I shook my head helplessly, pointing to my head, indicating I can't remember.

Suddenly, Kelly gave a heartbroken expression, then lowered her head and complained with tears and anger.

“You forget me enough! You forgot our baby! ”

“Our children!”, “our children!”, “our children!” Five words echo in the mind and room at the same time.

“Knock!”, “click!” Diana and I fell directly on the floor, and our grown mouths couldn't fit.

“Dang.” That was Renee on the floor with a sword, and she also looked silly at nurturing her grown sister. Was her ancestor her child and whether she should call herself Grandma?

“Are you kidding me?! ”

I am completely overwhelmed. The scariest thing about losing my memory is that I have no idea what I have forgotten. Did I forget my wife and son without realizing it?

“Well, just kidding. I'm not married. ”

Kelly threw up her tongue and made a ghost face. Don't look at her, she's 700 years old. She can only be a young woman among long-lived Woody Pokémon. Woody Pokémon is famous for her emotional optimism.

“Knock!” Even the plate holding the cup fell this time.

I covered my chest in a chair, and this shock was really bad for my heart.

I kind of knew why the journal was so conflicting about Kelly:

“Though as gentle as my sister and mother are, I love to joke too much, sometimes those are deadly, don't give her a chance or you'll regret it, absolutely!” On this record, I also placed an asterisk that was highlighted.

“I almost believed it. Don't joke about this, okay?” Well, I admit I totally believe it.

“Actually, I don't know, when the war was flying, I went straight back to the melody forest. By the time I met him again, the people of that year had no face, but it should be you or the descendants of Cavins. However, they were all descendants of Lan, and after hundreds of years, the descent was naturally thin. Does that make a difference? ”

There's a big difference! I've been a senior magician for over 300 years!

Okay, so it's self-destructive, and I haven't made any progress in my emotional life in the last 300 years, and I'm not that stupid.

“It must be Cavins, after all, that kid is better than you...”

I know Cavins is more popular than I am, but please don't salt the wounds.

But then, that familiar scent came closer, and Kelly hugged me again.

“If you don't have a good memory, just remanufacture it. Kelly, my favorite little Roland...”

I just met up, and I was hugged three times, and I also understood what the next note meant by "careful being used as a pillow."

“Sister Kelly, I'm not a kid anymore. ”

Excessive enthusiasm, although it touched me a little, was more overwhelming. After all, the beauty I had come into contact with before, half of it was shouting at me and killing me, and the other half was hiding a knife in my smile, so that I could throw a bona fide beauty into the hug unprecedented, instead of knowing how to deal with it.

Suddenly, Kelly in her arms smiled badly, approaching, spitting out her tongue tip and licking my ear slightly.

I felt the soft touch of my eartips, and instantly, I felt trembling, then dizzy, hurrying back.

“You... what have you done? ”

Even if I don't look in the mirror, I know that I must have choked red face, and now, it's completely revealed.

“As in the past, and not as a child, after all these years, it seems that Little Roland's emotional life is still empty. The Ring of Time-Distortion of the Wise has also seen that we wooden elves are the most sensitive to natural life, and the age of ancient trees through contact is our most basic ethnic gift. From the smell, your real age and appearance are far apart. Do you need me to guess the real age of your flesh now? ”

I put my hands together and surrendered. In the past, I was the only one in the pit. Today I met someone who could finish me. Is that the experience of the elderly? But it was obviously easy when I pitted the king of witches.

“Huh, don't underestimate people. I was watching you grow up, and your tricks didn't work for me. ”

It seems that it is not just the age and experience gap, but more importantly that she knows me and what I know about her, while I stay in information and books.

All of a sudden, she seemed a little dissatisfied with my gaze, and she hugged me again.

When I looked at the woman with all my guard, who liked to scratch people, I heard a whimper coming from behind my ear, and on my shoulder, Kelly choked and cried.

“It's too bad, Ran Lan, you forgot me. I've been thinking about you. I've been worried about you. I don't even know if I care about greetings. Let me hug, just one second, whoo, asshole Langley. ”

Feel the cry behind me, I can no longer move, the five senses are interwoven, the five flavors are full, but I really don't know what to do anymore.

I am now certain that in Yimi's mother's daughter is definitely my hit, I would rather go single-handedly to the dragon than guess what she intends to do the next second. Finally, I can only let her do whatever she wants, just one hug, for at least 10 minutes.

“Little Roland is also old enough to turn adults, if it's Roland, yes. ”

Even if it finally loosens up, that casual, vague joke still makes people wonder if it's true or not.

But looking at the green hair elf who is crying in front of her eyes and still smiling from the bottom of her heart, I think my efforts add another reason.

Ten minutes later, a fire suddenly struck the temporary embassy of the Principality of Donglan, apparently by militants dissatisfied with the Knight Princess's refusal to propose marriage to Dasos, while twenty minutes later, escorted by a team of Royal Knights of Donglan, the Princess and her court teacher found a new residence - a three-story foreign house villa.

“Welcome to the premises of the Alliance of Absolute Gentlemen of the Mercenary Corps, where we provide the most reliable security and attentive room service. ”