The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Is this what you're talking about? ”

It's not dawn yet, someone's great-great-great-great-granddaughter. Kicked someone out of bed with one foot.

“You rebel, it's not dawn. ”

Last night, for some reason, I stayed up half the night, and now I've just woken up confused, and I'm on fire.

“This is the relic you gave me? Look for yourself!”

Holy relics? Sounds very upscale and atmospheric, which is actually a special wonder infused with divine power, such as a cup filled with divine blood, a wooden gun piercing the heart of a god, a shroud used by a god, and if it is a sacred relic of a god, it is often an object used before the divine ascension of that god. If its followers are contacted, it can deepen the link with the divine God, and quickly improve the divine power, which is a treasure that cannot be gained by all churches.

And I naturally have a bunch of holy relics of the god of the law here. After being systematically identified, most of the ones that can be used are left in Iwo Mountain City to confess to their use, but a few of them are on me. Now Renee is a Knight of Justice. She lost one at random and complained about it early in the morning.

“Isn't that great? Holy pillow, the Bikachu pattern, it's adorable. Ah, you don't know this famous electric mouse, let me tell you, this is my cartoon pattern. Look, red cheeks, yellow body, isn't it cute...”

“Who cares about your electric mouse! Saliva, saliva! Behind your sacred relics is your saliva. You sleep in the middle of the night and you run into your face. You're disgusting! ”

[Sleepless pillow: Holy relic, due to the long-term use of the sleepless, this pillow contaminates his breath, touching it while sleeping, can deepen the connection with the true insomniac, improve the speed of the practice of the power of the law]

Take the pillow, flip it over, there is a real drool on the back, hesitate for a second, then turn your back down, regardless to sleep directly.

“Hmm, you don't need me. I haven't slept well since this pillow. ”

Yes, insomnia is not because someone waited half the night for a late night attack, but because they lost their usual pillow.

“Hey, get up! It's morning practice time, what other relics do you have? ”

“Because the sacred relics you used in God are cabbage, but I do have a few. You sure you don't want a holy red scarf, toothbrush? ”

“No!”

“Holy clothes or, hey, don't be happy too soon, I knew you wanted to distort, either those Western armored or short for holy bathing clothes. Pink. ”

“Brother Roland, at least you are a legendary hero, I listened to your hero story grow up, can you count on it? Am I a girl walking around in men's yukata? ”

“Yes, I have a sacred relic here, and the bond with the sleepless is guaranteed to be the crown of the sacred relics, and wearing him is neither superfluous nor eye-catching and absolutely useful. ”

“So good, why didn't you take it out early? There?”

“Take it yourself. ”

So I lifted my quilt and continued to whistle and sleep.

Brother Roland, can you tell me? ”The princess has a good spleen, but obviously lacks discipline.

“That's it. Holy underwear, take it yourself, it can be worn inside, is it neither superfluous nor eye-catching? Also, close contact with the sleepless ensures close contact. ”

“You old fool. Sexual harassment again. ”

Well, just a day after her transfer, apparently she wasn't very skilled at felony fighting, just slogans, so, after being instantly cleaned up and dragged down to practice in the morning, the new day began with a little granddaughter being taught by an old, disrespected ancestor.

“How dare you attack my husband! Today is two swords. If you don't finish dinner, practice! ”

“Your husband what? Don't lean on the old lady, Kelly told me you're probably not my big brother now, call you Roland Brother or watch you used to be a little famous, otherwise, huh, Roland Little Brother, you want a lollipop? ”

This is an obvious lack of discipline on the part of the bad girl.

“Beat it! Give me the sword practice, if I can't finish before I finish 30,000 swords, I will punish you for no dinner tonight, no night snack, see if your sister Kelly will help you! ”

“No, Sister Kelly seems gentle, but she actually becomes a haunted old lady when it comes to class, super fierce and horrible. ”

“Granny Ghost is behind you...”

“Such a simple fool you think I believe, if the murderous woman is here, I should have heard footsteps, she has recently overweight... who is scratching my ear. ”

“Cough, I am a haunted woman and a murderous woman. I also ask you to pay attention to my health problems. It seems that Her Royal Highness's etiquette and hygiene classes also need to be remedied. Please finish the sword training and come back to the second floor for remediation. ”

“Bastard Roland, you pit me again. ”

“Blame me?” My innocent stall laughed proudly.

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“I want a good sword, I'm serious. ”

I was trying to find a good weapon, but I pulled the cat from the long plan.

The previous day's lonely raid was both an accident and an anticipation. I did need to find an opponent to try it, but while I tasted the power of this novel method of combat, I naturally discovered weaknesses, and the duck chase on the arena that day made me have to face this shortcoming.

[Demon Sword: Scarlet Conqueror]

[Attack: 30-50 +9] (+9 is itself regarded as a +9 Legendary weapon, adding 9 unmitigated Blood Suction Damage even if the lower limit of the weapon damage has been dealt)

[Conquest of Blood: This sword has a five-order shape. He will determine which form can be used based on the number of dead people in the user's hand. For each increase in one form, add a stunt. The highest and lowest damage increases by 10 points and is now in the third level.

[Blood drinker's anger: After use, suck all the blood from the surrounding life, causing a lot of damage while restoring the user's health.

[Cold-blooded tooth: The hit will suffer unstoppable bleeding damage, which can be infinitely superimposed.

[The Curse of the Bloodstained: With the Sword Lord at its core, creating a field of turbidity, all will suffer from the boiling of blood.

[There is a string of small words in red at the edge of the sword: this sword craves blood and killing all the time, whether that blood is your enemy or the source with yourself.

Where did I get this sword from Dasos at the time, I was really hesitating to sneak away with the treasure, especially when I heard the sword's temptation. After the confusion.

“Temporary master, your men harvest more than a hundred times as much blood and soul as the fool in front of you (Dasos). Of the nearly ten swordsmen, only great can you use my final form, which will be a hundred times more powerful than it is today, but at the cost, you must provide me with the blood of 10,000 people in a year”

Most of the swords are devils and devils' products. Using the sword usually pays a huge price and does not end well. But the equivalence exchange is always the norm in the world. At the same time, the power gained is extremely scary. This orangutan conqueror can be compared to the subordinate Holy Sword Roland in a three-order state. It is impossible to imagine how powerful it would be if it were to upgrade to the final form. I'm afraid the artifact is no different.

However, if level 5 demon sword is supported by the blood of 10,000 people, level 3 is probably 100 people, and if the user cannot pay the price, it must be deducted with his own blood, 100 people a year, one in three days, I'm afraid Dasos is also busy with blood festivals.

At that time, I refused. If it was truly transformed into the final form, I'm afraid the prerequisites for this conversion alone would not explain anything, let alone the huge price paid later. But as a swordsman, how could I not be moved by the strength and special effects of the sword?

“I'm too short of weapons. As a master of swordsmanship, it is unbearable to still hold only two black iron two-handed swords of poor quality. ”

After using the Devil's Sword and the Holy Sword, watching Renee barely force herself to use the increasingly powerful Roland's Sword, while using two iron swords that add up to less than ten gold coins, how can it not be discouraging?

“Meow, you want the sword to go to Master Blacksmith, what do you want meow me to do? ”

Increasingly selling the King of Cute Witches, licking her own paws, has made it impossible to look straight at her.

“Don't play dumb, you know what I'm looking for you for, it's a thousand years of foxes, playing chatty. Tell me, do you have any artillery nearby? ”

“Meow, no, there are two fishbone sharp blades, last night's leftovers, you want me to give them to you. ”

Well, I knew it was the result, so I was ready.

“Well, there's no way. ”

“Meow, it's not like you, to give up. ”

“Well, there's no way it's ever gonna come out, and since it's not, I'll build it myself. ”

Heroise was a little surprised, only to know that the people in front of her were very good at the creation of the dead, and had never heard of iron strikes.

“Meow, do you still forge weapons? Wait, Roland. Lan, good apprentice, what are you going to do? ”

But then it realized that Roland was wearing that devilish white coat, with a mask and eyes, and his eyes were full of fanatical sparks, and countless strange fluids were flowing through the reagent bottles and bottles on his hands.

“You've heard the legend that Metal Slime can turn into a weapon like an iron rod, and Metal Slime King can turn into a legendary soldier. Anyway, you're Slime now, changing a little attribute, adding a little functionality, that's nothing, right? ”

“To a yarn! Don't pour those things in my body, not even tweezers! It's too big! You're trying to kill me! ”

Well, under threat of life, Heroise finally had no leisure time to sell.

“I'm losing, I'm losing. I told you there was a god soldier out there. Get your diamonds off me! ”

“Cut!”

“What do you cut! Is that so regrettable? Is that how you want to plug me in and drill? You misogynist! ”

Well, in the face of the complaining Heroise, I lifted the drill and the tube again, and she immediately behaved.

“There's really one nearby that can use you, you know, pale justice? Legendary Saint Kane used the sword. He's Orlando. His descendants should be in the city. I don't have to talk about the rest. ”

A holy sword? I was overwhelmed, it was an unexpected harvest.

In the Ash continent, the holy sword is actually the meaning of the holy, sacred sword, but in reality, there are often two different kinds of swords, the first is the guardian sword representing a region, country, race, and family. The Roland sword is undoubtedly the first, and the second is the sword that infuses the holy soul, which is often the privilege of the Holy Knight.

This is actually the back door that the gods of order open to their servants, and when a holy knight steps into death and is unwilling to stop fighting chaos, he can instill some of his strength and soul into a weapon for later use.

This holy sword, the holy hammer, was born, often limiting the need for the user to be a holy knight and very specific to chaotic creatures.

Why say it's the back door left by the gods? Because other professions have not succeeded in doing so, unless they are incarnated into the dead, the gods of order and the river will not spare the souls of any one of the dead.

I was naturally satisfied with the news of the sword, so when Heroise had just relieved herself, I lifted the drill.

“What are you going to do! Didn't I tell you about the sword? You're going to regret it! You disbelieving liar! ”

“First of all, I haven't promised you anything since the beginning, and helping you evolve is today's intended goal. Secondly, the retrofitting addiction that I've hooked up with will not go away, and finally, and most importantly, I'm a double swordsman, how can I use one? ”

Silly cats look like they're examining how to fool themselves so easily.

“Is it true that flesh affects intelligence? ”

“No, I used to make you out of every pit. IQ is natural. You should have admitted your life long ago. ”

“Never! ”

From anger to frustration, from frustration to agitation, Heroise can't get tired of the look on her face every time she's pitted, maybe that's why I like to pit her.

“This is my turf and nobody's gonna save your throat if you call it, so just do it!! ”

“No, get that white greasy liquid away from me! Dead pervert, why do you have tentacles, do you really have the legendary Book of Pink? Help! Someone's abusing the cat! ”