The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“What would happen if I assaulted that Dasos with a knife from the angel of war? ”

“Good idea, try it. Well, it's not far from the edge of the river, kill him, and then grab a boat, go down the river, dive in half, and by our ability, have a success rate of at least 70%. ”

“Well, I'll drop the glass as a sign, and you'll turn it into a blade, cut off his neck, and then we'll grab his magic sword and run. ”

“Can I eat that sword? I feel like it fits my attributes. ”

“Okay, but you can't digest it right now. You should eat it when I play for a while.

“Your Highness, I know it upsets you to be forced to wear this, but think of the people of the Duchy of Donglan, who are also descendants of the Land of Langlan, who cannot afford a new war now. ”

“Cut." A princess filled with resentment.

“Huh, stupid human.” A cat star doesn't give a shit.

Kelly looked at this really elaborate plan to kill the monarch, one cat at a time, but could only smile bitterly. In a sense, she came to serve as an accompanying woman, more worried that His Royal Highness would play out of the resentment of being forced to dress as a woman.

His Majesty the Treasurer of Emperor Oran held a liquor party and invited Her Royal Highness Princess Renee to attend, accompanied by a note from the Emperor, "Your Royal Highness, perhaps it was time to talk that day. The future relationship between the two countries is at stake. Please come in person. Forget it, little girl. ”

Underneath “the day” is a red bar that represents the focus, plus “little girl" at the end. ”, the cue is already obvious.

In despair, Roland had to put on red makeup again, and should have suffered contempt for Angry Highness Renee, but he was still happy to help with makeup, clothes selection, angry Roland tooth itching.

“It's so beautiful, so gentle and cheerful with maturity and restraint, bright and unappealing, my face can actually reach this point. ”

“Lorraine, don't cry on your face. It's beautiful, even if it looks exactly the same, but with the temperament accumulated over the years, His Royal Highness Renee is really very different from you. Why don't you try being a real girl? There must be plenty of princes to pursue, ah, sorry, there's already a great emperor who wants you to be his queen, or think about it. ”

Well, from the look on that smug face, Kelly's not that conscientious.

Being forced to wear that soaring nightgown was already pissed off, and by this excitement, Roland was about to leave with his sword.

“Piff, dare you insult me. ”

Even if it was stopped later, Roland had a stinking face hanging around him.

And in order to avoid some accidents, Kelly, who discovered that she had accidentally overplayed the fire, volunteered to watch, well, definitely not under the banner of doing the right thing.

And now I see that one person, one cat, actually started planning the assassination plan, and Kelly began to regret it, and if this one really did, the Duchy of Donglan would be in real trouble.

Though he is still trustworthy most of the time, sometimes when his brain hole opens and his personality comes up, he really doesn't know what to do.

But no wonder His Royal Highness was so annoyed.

The sophisticated elegance of the black mopping dress is unquestionably evident, but the childish face is mature, and the contradictory and harmonious temperament attracts the opposite sex.

Light makeup softened England's cheerful face, and under Kelly's pen, a gorgeous beauty just walked off the carriage, provoking a low breath and exclamation around her.

From Kelly's point of view, His Royal Highness's eyebrows twitched a few times, and implicitly you can still see the blues on his forehead, obviously reaching the edge of the storm.

“Can't get any more excitement, or we'll really cut people. ”

So she leads the way, informs the family of the way, takes Roland into the club and avoids an outbreak.

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“Pink skull, white bone flesh. Everything is false. ”

In fact, I'm not that angry. I'm just wearing more skin. I've only had skeletons to show people before. What else is there to call it?

Well, I'm an adult now, so how come Ben's prepared to take revenge on me one by one?

But if you don't show anger, it will definitely be added to me in the future, it will be a shame, so I naturally work hard to show it.

Of course, the men's eyes were really annoying, and that Dasos had a stunning look, and I didn't hesitate to write another note on the book of revenge.

“Kid, I'll introduce you to Coroz and Victoria in a couple of days. No, that's not harsh enough. Maybe I can make this kid a cheap profit, find a way to smoke the fountain of drowning, and then introduce him to the sad wind. ”

The heart was full of vicious ideas, but the face was still a bit of a smile. After all, it now represents the image of the Duchy of Donglan, and Kelly's sister behind it is about to cry out.

Apparently His Majesty the Emperor has greeted him, and there are no strangers to disturb him. Soon, in the room on the second floor, a secret conversation between two people on one side came to the point.

“How dare you move the Royal Astronomical Station so that I can drop this case on you and start a direct war? ”

It is true that the negotiations began with the disengagement of Marvel.

“You should thank us for getting rid of the big trouble, the lunatics in the astrological tower, and you wouldn't be afraid to burn yourself? By the way, we found something out there that might interest you, like the case of the Soro Federation attack. ”

The Sorority Union was also one of the continental powers, and the mission was attacked in a way that shook the entire world, but the real reason was that the Sorority intervened in the battle for the throne of the Orlando Empire, was killed by assassins sent by the men in front of them, and a weakly guarded hat was fastened to their opponents.

There seemed to be premeditated threats to me, and Dassos shrugged his shoulders and cared nothing for his face.

“It's all in the past, and I'd have been a little worried a year ago, but now, uh, you know how much it means. But forget about the astrolabe. Let's talk about the future. ”

“OK, this time the subordinate country thing is deemed not to have happened, we all go home. ”

“That's impossible, the face of the Orlando Empire will sweep away, and we'd rather choose war. ”

The advantage of private talks is that redundant diplomatic rhetoric can be thrown aside to go straight to the subject and main line, and, as has been said before, to negotiate this kind of thing, although the exchange of chips between the two sides to explore the bottom line and eventually reach a compromise, the end result being determined by the chips and circumstances of both sides, and it can be said that the outcome of the negotiations is largely predetermined by the negotiations.

Originally, with the advantage of absolute strength, this negotiation and the Duchy of Donglan, which I represent, will indeed be disadvantaged. After all, if the other side threatens the war, we will give in even if we show no fear. (Reminds me of Master Yang of a dynasty.....)

That is exactly what Dassos did, and the negotiations threatened the war from the outset, apparently with the intention of putting pressure on it.

But fortunately, I did find a lot of new chips at the Astronomy Station that could naturally take the situation back if they were stronger than the war.

“Casomes. ”

Throw out the word and I will quietly taste the high-end pastries and black tea in front of me. I won't even look at my negotiators.

But from the corner of the eye, there are two faces that are shocking to incredible.

“You, how do you know.” In shock, Hermit's smiling, non-laughing fox face couldn't hold either.

And Dasos didn't speak, but from that magic sword movement that touched the waist, it was subconsciously considering the possibility of killing the mouth.

The Casomes, the name of a ship but not an ordinary ship, is the flagship of the future Orlando Empire Super Weapon Floating Fleet and should now be built in a secret base emptied beneath the river.

In addition to the regular strength, each super empire has its own Ace weapon, a legion of giant statues in the Soro Federation sees nothing in the city walls, the Bayer Empire is said to be able to summon giant dragon warriors, the Cursed Regiment of the Siro Empire is full of all sorts of superconventional war monsters, the Marine Guard of the Kingdom of Casola is said to be able to launch tsunamis on the mainland again, the Beamon war monsters of the Orc tribe are able to compete with dragon horns, and the Oran Empire has been unable to enter the club of superpowers, one reason being the lack of strategic super threat weapons.

As a result, generations of kings have been making unrequited investments in this regard. After countless disruptions, the ultimate goal was to soar the sky's floating fleet.

And the floating fleet, from the theory of technology to the digging of holes in the bottom of the river, has spent more than two hundred years on the treasury of the Oran Empire for more than half a generation of four or five kings. If that strategy is correct, it will take them 15 years to show up for the first time in the war between the underground world, appearance will destroy more than a dozen underground legions, shock the whole world, but counting the time, now the construction is definitely near the end.

Even moved to this river city hundreds of years ago to make it easy to build an underwater base in Kagshi City.

The heavier weapon of this country is certainly under the direct control of the emperor, but Dasos is not a normal successor, he was not even a Crown Prince before, and the secret is unknown.

And when he came to power, when he was surprised to discover that his country still had this secret weapon, a laughable dilemma lay ahead of him, but he had no treasure trove to enter.

The key that opened the entrance to the underwater base was thrown by the original Crown Prince Milos who didn't know where it was going, but Milos was slashed by Dasos. Without that key, nobody could get in, nobody could get out, counting the time. After so long without food, the people in there should have starved to death.

This is not a civilized human rights society, where all those who know and their families are sent to the base, where food and supplies are controlled entirely by the outside world, and where secrecy is sometimes overdone, all of them are cut off as soon as problems arise at key points.

So all he had to do was keep his stinky, hard old man, and look forward to the day when he could say if there was a spare key for the exit, even if the soul was drawn with the magic of the dead, he was afraid to play with it.

As for collusion with the Astronomical Tower, it was also sent to the Royal Astronomical Station. There were also plans to use the other party's prophetic spells to find the key, but in this era the prophetic spells were long gone. This key is a series of counter-investigation secrets. The guys in the Astronomical Tower are better at killing and destroying than the industry. It is perfectly natural to get nothing.

And even if it is still unusable, this fleet remains the highest secret of the Orlando Empire. Without his involvement in the rebellion, even Hermit would not have been eligible to know. Now he has been broken by an outsider of mine, and he has spoken his name directly, naturally making him kill himself.

Even in order to keep this secret, Dasos would really consider waging a war.

“Angels can fly, not to mention the two legends in the secret room on the left can kill me in seconds, you don't think I'm ready, I'll come and say it? ”

The black cat on my shoulder was the best hunting dog, and I found the ambush from the beginning.

It was obvious that killing was impossible, and Dasos was quick to kill, and he was quick to go, and my chips were more than that.

“I know the keys are there, the mad dogs have found them, but obviously I don't want to give them to you. I'm afraid they would have emptied your treasure trove if they hadn't needed royal blood to unlock it. ”

“Those crazy dogs, motherfuckers, wild dogs who don't keep their promises, Hermit! ”

“Yes, Your Majesty, the latest warrant will be issued shortly, all the members of the astrological tower already in possession will be arrested and all those who trespass against the righteous will be hanged. ”

Even if I don't look in the mirror, I'm afraid my mouth is full of malicious smiles. Incidental planting of the enemy is too pleasant.

The Astronomy Tower did not find the key, but someone did.... It was a famous unique epic task chain more than a decade later, starting with an old backpack in an ancient well that one player was lucky enough to pick up, and ending up with the recovery of the Invincible Fleet of the Orlando Empire, where the strategy of the dragon was unclear, but the ancient well itself, which was useless, was a big reminder.

This may be a big secret for the others, and when the sad wind told me that the new emperor had forced the keys to the fleet against the old emperor, all that remained was a raid to find the location, and after three nights of exploration, in the twenty-sixth dry old well, I found the keys.

“If we open the door now, maybe a few more engineers and archmages can survive, it would be much better to start all over again. Compared to the invincible floating fleet, a remote dependency does not seem to matter much. By the way, I'm pretty sure if you're going to gamble, kill someone, steal treasure, just try, nothing else, so the keys can never be found. Let's say you swallow a fish and throw it in the ocean, let a bird swallow it and fly around. ”

I smiled and gently stirred the beverage in front of me with a spoon, admiring the anxiety and anxiety of the negotiator.

Considering that Lan's bloodline is rather broken, he plays with the jade stones when he can't move, and he has an extremely vengeful “good reputation”, Dasos has determined that, with the threat of war, whatever he gets, at least his Ace fleet is definitely gone.

I'm not in any hurry. Since the chips are bigger than each other's, the advantage is already on our side. The only way to give in is if it's possible.

Me and Kelly were laughing and making tea, and there was anxiety, and my eyebrows were tight, and my smile was open, and I was sad and bitter, and the situation was clear.

After a weird long period of silence, eventually, the winter wolf king, with his forehead covered, sighed helplessly, eventually gave way.

“I can let you sneak away and eventually lose the Principality of Donglan in the alliance ceremony and in the list of subordinate countries, but your country will at least look down on us and remain silent in international public opinion. Then it must also be nominally our own country. ”

It is nominally a subordinate country and the last limit of the Orlando Empire, otherwise he would never have been able to speak to other allies.

And I nodded, and I didn't say much about this threshold. I had always expected that hard spelling here would not be a good idea. I had a way around it, and the point now is to get more benefits.

“Not enough, our country is small, but we need your country's strong support, such as your country's Missirol secret silver alloy, such as your country's special war horse..."

Well, all that's left is someone's time for a big lion talk and already angry to kill, but because the lifeblood is pinched, it's bargaining.

Of course, you can't get the Missilor Secret Silver Alloy as the treasure of the town, but it's only convenient to pay the price if it opens wide.

And after four hours of painstaking negotiations, Dassos and Hermit realized that bargaining with women was a self-destructive act, and that Renee would forget about it, and that the elf woman was simply impatient, a little grinding, and she had to push her feet off the table.

When the Devil's covenant is pulled out by an angel and then skilfully modified in Devil's language, Dasos also feels that his head is not enough.

“... the undersigned, Roland, in the name of the Langham bloodline, as the true holder of the kingdom of Langham, upon signing the deed, Langham will become a subordinate state in the name of the Orlandic Empire, but the Orlandic Empire will hand over to Roland the following resources..."

“Is Roland your real name? Good name, like your royal legendary hero, by the way, it seems to be the name of your sovereign sword, so it's a traditional name? ”

The Devil's contract has to be signed by his real name to be effective, but if he doesn't play a few word games, he can't afford the evil name of the Devil who is proud of contract fraud.

It is contractually the land of Lan, not the Principality of Dong Lan, but there are many people in the Principality who call themselves Lan countries.

When the land of Lan has died, in the eyes of the kings, the Duchy of Dong Lan is the land of the resurrection. Of course, if it is a professional diplomat, this little trick may be seen, but unfortunately, it is a covenant, and it is clear that the long negotiations have shattered all the patience of the two are unprofessional.

The result of this covenant is that I have honored the Orlando Empire in the name of the vanished Land. He has given me a great deal of resources and technology in return, and if I do not abide by it... the covenant of the devil is signed with the soul, and the consequences are obvious.

And when he found out he was being deceived, I'm sure he didn't have time and energy to settle with me and the Duchy of Donglan.

And when we were satisfied with the harvest, Dasos, exhausted, laughed bitterly.

“Am I good enough to be a wrongdoer? So, can I invite you to dinner? ”

His gentleman stretched out his hand and got.....

“Ah! How dare a little thing bite me... Excuse me, is this your cat? Beautiful, but looks like a wild rose full of thorns at first sight with its owner. ”

I laughed, but not because of the king who changed his words in time across the street.

“Take enough blood samples. ”

“Who knows how much blood that key needs, go back and try it. ”

After all this talk, do you really want to stay for dinner and get up and say goodbye to Dasos, who is sorry for his face?

But when I just left, I was amazed by the chaos in front of me.

The wine in front of them will be a mess, the table will be pushed down, the food and wine will be scattered, the ladies will be screaming to escape, the waiters and the gentlemen will be hunting down the troublemakers.

“What's going on!” Dassos seemed to have found a place to exasperate his grievances, yelling.

“It's the human emperor Da... Da what?” That's a goblin.

“Idiot, since I can't remember the name. It's just, hello, sire, to congratulate you on finally killing your old man, we're here to give you a gift.” This is another goblin.

“Idiot, don't leave the pot open. What do you mean, kill me? It's a plot to rebel against the top. Right, that da... da Vinci?” It's an orange-haired grey dwarf.

Silver Hook, Kabbalah, Hoyle, who came to give gifts back to the new emperor, after a crying adventure (mainly self-seeking), they finally found their goal, but it was clear that their goal was going crazy.

“Guards, grab them! ”