The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Engineering is undoubtedly the most money-burning profession, as an investor in the Roland series of big robots, and as an honorary board member of the Iwo Jima City Engineers Association, the Bayer brothers of the Safety Chamber are nearly bankrupt with unlimited spending on the series's deep development.

Even so, the Roland series is still a product of immaturity, and the powerful robot looks amazing, but without even legendary power, it would be a more advanced living target in a cloudy underground world, and adding premium materials to increase combat power would require astronomical numbers, so they thought of the need for high-end surfaces to find investors.

The Roland robot that came with it was not the latest in Roland's system, and the technology was used for discounted and discounted second-hand goods, but in the ground world it still smelled like new technology, at least in the eyes of engineers it was already a very valuable gift.

Gifts are given to the emperor of the great kingdom to be boarded, or to the Orlando Empire, famous for its luxury, so long as the gift weight is heavier or novel enough, it can be expected that the reward will be surprising.

The Alchemy and Engineering of the Orlando Empire is also remarkable, otherwise there will be no floating fleet and magic mechanical dragons traveling in the future, at least the Goblins would have seen the alchemy, magic and mechanical hybrids of alloy steel.

They're paying attention to the best technology and resources, or gold coins for research if you can't.

That was an excellent idea, and if it was implemented by a good diplomat, the result would be satisfactory, for the most part.

But unfortunately, from the silver hook. The mission led by Bea, together with Kabbalah and Hoyle, was doomed to a mistake.

Kabala, an orphan goblin born in Sulphur Mountain City, is said to be a noble bloodline and a prince of goblins. He is also heard to be a master of civil engineering, but apparently self-taught, nor has he seen him build several decent houses, but individuals have a special fanaticism about buildings, often sneak off to study the foundations and top beams of special buildings, research aside, this also especially enjoys hands-on practice, remove several parts research.

Just imagine the result of the removal of the roof beam columns and foundations of the wooden structure house, and he has not pitted himself into his ruins twice or twice.

In countless times of making large pits and ruins, the result is that the nicknames “Digging Pits without Filling Little Prince Kabbalah” and “Green Termite Kabbalah” are also the key targets of city management, and "Tomorrow Kabbalah will come to your house” becomes a malicious curse.

Fortunately, however, he was quite commercially intelligent, had a rich family, and had spent money freely without the concept of money for a long time, and had been compensated afterwards and had not caused any loss of life before he remained at the edge of the prison.

Silver Hook doesn't have to introduce, mobile alchemy bomb specialist, dwarf Hoyle, although a master blacksmith, is also an all-powerful yellow gambling liquor troika and famous saboteur.

Put these three live babies together as a gift mission, thanks to the shorts.

Having just arrived in the destination of the Orlando Empire, Casino Hoyle was obsessed with the new casinos for several nights before losing most of his travel expenses, while Kabbalah dug down a century-old monastery and lost all his remaining travel expenses, or was not poor enough to steal decorations from roadside trees.

They did go to the palace, but unfortunately this group of guys had no bargaining power, they had to insist on seeing the emperor before they were willing to give gifts, and they even forbade the rude guard from touching their treasures, so this sneaky interracial group was almost treated as a bad assassin, and the gift plan was even more obstructive.

If you drag these days for a few more weeks, you might be poor enough to sell your gifts to scrap iron and take your travel expenses home.

And the other day, they learned that the Hermit House was going to host a wine party, and that the emperor was going to make a personal appearance, and he was happy to break in and give a gift himself.

But they were obviously interracial without an invitation, and the guards naturally wouldn't allow them to enter. As a result, the entire Hermit Guard, with excellent mixed combat experience and personal strength, won the trifle.

But if we wait a little longer, when the Royal Guard arrives and treats them like assassins, I'm afraid we can't clean them up at all.

Fortunately, before that, Dasos came out in time, but unfortunately, this lawless bunch of dwarves had offended their own targets.

“Forget the sincere compliments, it hurts the pain of killing one another's father. Are you giving gifts or taking responsibility for hatred? ”

I shook my head and saw Dasos, who was on fire, knowing that if I ignored him, it would definitely be the result of the exasperation to execute the three people, which is not what I wanted to see.

“Your Majesty, since they are here to give a gift, at least let them present it. This will at least reveal the temperament of your great kingdom. ”

Seems like I don't want to embarrass myself in front of me, and my smiling dissuasion seems to work.

Take a deep breath and suppress the impending outburst of emotion, Dassos nodded.

“Since Miss Rainey is in love, I will give you a chance, a foreign visitor, to show your identity and show your sincerity. ”

The three dwarves negotiated, and they actually started prepping for the stage.

“Now that you have asked in good faith! ”

“We'll tell you with great mercy! ”

“For...”

“Enough! Give me ten seconds to be clear, or I'll tie you up with a rock anchor and throw you in the river.” I'd like to hear them revise the lines I wrote recently, but obviously Dassos didn't have that patience, and the roar of the emperor made people in the room bow their heads and tremble.

“We come from Sulphur Mountain City in the underground world and have heard that His Majesty is about to board and come a thousand miles to deliver our most noble gift. ”

Indeed, the threat to life is still valid.

“Underground world? ”

In the eyes of the human aristocracy, the legendary demons of the underground world are rife with killings and wars, and the ground is not the same thing at all. When they heard the goblin and the grey dwarf say that they came from the underground world, the aristocracy was shocked and disbelieved and talked about.

“Cough, then show me what a wonderful thing it is. ”

Undoubtedly, from the slightly raised eyebrows and the smile on the corner of his mouth, the inhabitants of the underground world, who came thousands of miles away, gave a gift to congratulate themselves on boarding, making Dasos feel very honored.

I'm a little relieved. This thousand-mile congratulatory idea is really very good. As long as it doesn't surprise me, even if the gift is not great, Dasos will pretend to be satisfied. Most of the gifts will not be spared. It is also a good word to pass on.

“You see, this is a 20-to-1 miniature robot on the 88th, and it's a gift we gave His Majesty. ”

Remove an old robot from a bag full of patches.

It's an old robot that can break apart at any time. It's only a meter tall, and it's covered in green rust. Obviously, the parts are used for waste, and there's no majesty or fear of prototypes.

The panicked silver hook didn't make it clear, he meant that the big robot 88 was being sent out, but because it was too big, it could only be replaced by an equal proportion.

“Pfft, this can be played for kids. ”

“It's an insult to the engineering level of the Orlando Empire. Our magic steam armor is more than three meters high. What do you mean, send this over? Does our emperor need little toys? ”

But apparently, in the eyes of the aristocrats here, a few hillbillies, unknown to the heavens and the earth, sent a little toy to His Majesty the Emperor in an attempt to be rewarded.

“You see, he has a drill bit, a main gun, and a power backpack behind him. The technology is state-of-the-art in Mount Iwo and should be able to help with engineering research in your country.....”

I covered my forehead, now the misunderstanding has not been solved, the more seriously the silver hook explains, the more contempt for each other's engineering, industrial level, the more angry.

“Nutrition!” “Knock! Boom! ”

Well, not to mention, like any other safety brand product, under the sperm's commissioning, this isoproportional robot first leaks electricity, then goes all smoky, and then explodes itself.

“Enough! Is this your gift to a king? Perhaps you think I'm so merciful! ”

The sheathed sword shines through the glow of blood, and the emperor no longer intends to disguise his own killing intentions.

The three of them looked at each other in opposition, some did not understand the magnificent gift, Ming 88 was the highest crystal of engineering in the underground world, why the other party still seemed to be angry to kill people, eventually, the Kabbalah machine moved and came up with a distorted idea.

“If you're not happy with this gift, look for something else for the time being. ”

“My lord, this is our gift! Magnificent gems! ”

“Bold!” “Doggy!” The Orlando aristocrats were furious when they saw the gift Kabbalah had pulled out of the sack.

Those are familiar jewellery, but also decorations along River Avenue, which is so poor that no one picks up the cheap jewellery, they are transferred to the highest king?

”Damn, it's worse than stealing flowers from a girl's favorite garden and then proposing to the original owner with them in bouquets.” I have nothing to say about this.

“Oh, and you guys are wasting my time. ”

Fortunately, Dassos laughed furiously and eventually shook his head, seemingly not wanting to compare to these goblins in general.

“Take it down. Forget it, you guys go. Sulphur Hills? Isn't that the origin of the god you've never heard of? Since the inhabitants are like this, it seems that there will be hillbillies in the true gods in the future. You say that the great gods will not flee to seek refuge in the mortal world, and perhaps in the future we Oran will have the help of the gods. ”

Obviously, the emperor's sense of humor sucks. This is a cold joke with an undisputed god, which makes people laugh, but.....

“I have not heard of the god of the law. I heard a while ago that many businessmen have chosen that faith. It is indeed the church of the inferior. ”

“Oh, it can be seen from these guys, who knows how that silent guy became a true god, maybe stepped on the shit outside, so unbelievably elevated. ”

But Dasos is the emperor, so it's no longer a funny joke. His nobility also has to try to laugh out and follow the wind, but they're not stupid. At least they know that they can't call the "sleepless" by their real names. Otherwise, it's not fun to bring down the divine punishment.

“Enough, you can insult us, but never insult the sleepless! You stupid humans! You're not even his little fingers. ”

The hilarious screams of the goblins echoed in the lobby, followed by a louder, whole hall laugh.

“Don't laugh, don't laugh, I'm a silver hook. Bea, don't you laugh! ”

But the more he screamed, the more thunderous he jumped, the louder the human nobility laughed.

“Don't laugh, or I will punish you.” Seems confident of his sense of humor, Dasos squeezed his voice, only to imitate the wonderful, but also to keep the laughter expanding and even lifting the ceiling of the lobby to the outside.

“You... what do you know, you short-lived ghosts! When you have become ashes, the eyes of God will begin to cast upon you, and you will understand humility in the presence of God. How amazing you are, the king of mortals, in whose eyes you are nothing. ”

Well, the Goblin's anger questioning was true, but it hit the sensitive self-esteem of some.

“Hmm, at least we can live a rich and wonderful life, and that sulphur mountain city? Oh, if you're really rich, you won't be able to give gifts with stolen jewelry! A place like this is a sanctuary for the gods of the law? Surely a second-rate place can make such a hillbilly god. ”

As soon as Dassos's tone came out, the scene cleared up and even he himself rushed to cover his mouth. Although there was no mention of the true name God could not perceive it, if this slander came out, I fear that the Orlando Empire and himself would become the dead enemy of the Church of the God of Law.

Suddenly, the sleepy dwarf suddenly laughed.

“The king of the mortal kings dared to insult the gods in heaven. He would have made a toast to you and gambled in a round, but unfortunately, you found the wrong opponent. The silver hook boy was always full of nonsense, but this time he was right, even compared to the sleepless adult in the mortal world, your boy is not worth his toenails. ”

“Well, I've heard about that man, too. Isn't he a country judge, suddenly recognized by the gods of order, and then ascended to heaven? You're right to say he's lucky enough to step on shit. ”

The battle of kingship and divine power never ends. Obviously Dassos has no respect for the god of the law. Since he is doomed to sin, what is the point of sinning a little more?

The scene in front of me surprised me, and I wouldn't be surprised if the city manager or the supreme judge were here to defend my dignity, but the bastards in front of me, they've been repeatedly hit by the city manager. Gentleman, I've cleaned them up a few times as sleepless people. Forget about me, you still help me? Maybe I should check my hearing and vision.

“Perhaps people like you don't understand that the underground world is real hell, but the weak die in a world of scarce resources that can take human lives for a glass of water. I'm an orphan with nothing, a wretched bastard like me, and one day dying in a ditch is the most likely outcome, but only in Mount Sulphur will a weak man like me survive. It also gave me the opportunity to study architecture and survive on my own hands. ”

“Unlike you, the natural fortunate ones who are rich in resources to decorate trees with jewellery, all of us who struggle for our lives know how difficult it is for the weak to live with dignity and for the strong to live without hunting for the flesh of the weak, and the only thing the world can do is that adult. ”

Kabbalah, who has remained silent, said so.

“‘I dream that one day my descendants will live in a kingdom that is not judged by their race, but by their superiority and inferiority’ inscribed on the gates and squares of Mount Iwo. That year, everyone used to think of it as a madman's paranoia, but that man, who spent more than a hundred years, little by little, accumulating, really eliminated racial prejudice, really fulfilled that dream. ”

“Can you imagine? Kindness, mercy, dull elf knights, peace and tranquillity, lazy soul warriors every day, hard-working, friendly, ungreedy goblins, race doesn't matter in Mount Iwo, it's what you've done and what you're going to do. ”

The old dwarf swayed his gourd and took out half of it in one bite.

“O king of mortal beings, may you order your army to fight for you and your farm workers to work for you, but may you let ordinary citizens walk on the walls of the city consciously, without order, and invest in a war that will never be won in order to protect everything that the city has put itself on? The man did it, and he made the city a home where all the inhabitants were willing to spare all protection. ”

Somehow, that battle against the Earl of the Devil came to me, and those lovely citizens who had taken the initiative to the walls of the city reminded me of it every time and smiled heartily.

“Humph, it's just a governor. Just give me time, and I can do it. ”

Dasos looked iron and blue, but still refused to lose.

But at the same time, the goblin's stinging screams echoed again in the lobby.

“As you can see, king of the mortal world, none of us are good people, not least because some things have been locked up in the cells of Mount Iwo. And because of some conspiracy, the prison walls were pushed, but we didn't take the opportunity to escape, you know why? ”

“Huh, that's your cowardice. ”

“Oh, me and the old beard are both golden classes, and according to you humans, they are extraordinary masters of secularism. But there are only a few silver steps to guard us. Where can't we mix our meals? Why go to that city and be angry with the younger generation? ”

The old drunkard laughed, and the people who broke out of jail all hung up, and proved afterwards that they had the right choice.

“Bad deeds are punishable, and the guilty are finally tried, and only trial can redeem the guilty. The sentence hangs on the tablet of the prison, but I'm afraid you people won't believe it either, but I can tell you that, under the rule of that man, that naive word became the righteousness of the city. We chose to stay in prison, just to trust the man who said that as long as we had completed the punishment, as long as we did not touch the bottom line of sin, we could live in that city with integrity. ”

“As long as we commit crimes, we will be punished, as long as we are not guilty, we will be able to live with integrity. A grey dwarf like me is invisible in every underground town, and it is more suspicious to look at us, but no one in our city will be prejudiced because of race. King of mortals, can you do that? ”

“Say ten thousand dollars, as a king, can you give your subjects a happy homeland where most people can live in peace until they are willing to do everything for it? If you can't do it, you're not even a little finger. ”

“Ha, old drunk, how could you do that? Don't you remember what happened to us all the way? If we hadn't had both hands, we would have been ‘wiped out’ and seized all our families on the way. ”

“Oops, that's true. Brother Bear, I kind of miss home. Maybe we should go home. ”

“Humph, what's the greatest king in 300 years, the rumors are unbelievable. Without a human heart, without understanding the wisdom of others, full of jealousy and prejudice, I see the country sooner or later defeated in his hands. ”

“King of mortals, I know you pray for immortality, because so do all your short-lived kings. But I'm afraid, even if you're immortal, you're just a zombie who misses the world. Never compare to the man who sacrificed everything to transform the world by law. Shall I say to those who do not know that such a vile human being should laugh at the gods in heaven and at the incarnation of justice? Still the shameless are invincible. ”

After that, the three of them were going to leave with the sack, but this time, they couldn't leave.

At the behest of someone, those two legends, originally ambushed in the Chamber of Secrets, were blocked in front of them.

“To insult the king in person, sin in disrespect, put me in the dungeon! I wonder if your incarnation of justice will come to save you. ”

Looking at Dasos' Iron Green face to the point of trying to kill someone, I know that nothing can be said at this time.

“Hey. Gonna check the files again, where's the Royal Dungeon? You're really giving me trouble.” That being said, somehow, I feel better.