The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“A wise man becomes a fool and is the easiest fish to hook up with; because he learns so much by bullying that he cannot see his arrogance. The foolishness of a fool is not uncommon. The foolishness of a wise man makes one laugh at his stomach; for he proves himself foolish with all his skill. ”

“In a foolish kingdom there is a wise king, who, O he, feels more noble and mighty than God. ”

“Oh, my brother, please don't say that. The mighty king, waving his supreme sceptre, is about to climb the throne of the immortal. If you are not disputing him, be careful that he lifts the sceptre covered with maggots and beats you. ”

“Humph, little king, don't even speak real words. That insane proclamation, that the god of the law as a hillbilly maniac, is causing the gods in heaven to laugh. ”

“Oh, who gave that ridiculous king confidence that he and his kingdom, short lived, could look down on the man who had entered immortality? “

“Perhaps because of his loud voice, at least because of his heartbreaking roar, which scared the crows to shake. ”

“Perhaps because he's rich, at least he's rich enough to decorate trees with jewellery and pave roads with carpets. ”

“Perhaps, because he's strong, at least, those 46 bastards, who are going to give up their flags and act as walkers. ”

Three funny people, surrounded by legends, still sing their own songs.

“Ha-ha-ha!” “Ha-ha-ha! ”

The lobby has become chaotic, with three short men laughing in unison in the tremors of the nobles (crows).

“The emperor's voice is bright? Humph, his roar may have spread all over the country, but that man never needed to roar, even in the face of a farmer with nothing, even in the face of a noble demigod questioning, he just pulled out his own code, Mance ordered and told each other the reason of our sulphur mountain city. ”

“Let us wait, let great time discern the weight of speech, and three hundred years later, how much ashes remains of that great king, whether his arrogant words have become the laughingstock of history, and whether the silent immortal has fulfilled his ideas and changed the whole world with his own rules. ”

“The emperor's kingdom is rich? Oh, in order to fill the doors, he luxuriously opened his own treasury, loaded some trees with jewellery, irrigated the rivers with milk, our village judge wasn't that rich, he overpaid a lot, he owed the shop a slip to prepare tomorrow's bread. ”

“But in his kingdom, as long as you work hard, you will not starve. Dignity can only be achieved if the law is respected. Every civilian in his office can go in, complain about his troubles and express his expectations for the future. And in your kingdom, it's a man-eater world, greedy nobles are jackals, sly businessmen are sheep in front of jackals, and cheetahs in front of civilians. And you, the great king, the supreme one who feeds on jackals and leopards, have you ever been to a civilian area on the outskirts of the city to hear those lambs moaning so painfully that they can't live, to hear how they sell their children away, only to fill their bellies today? ”

“The emperor's kingdom is mighty? Oh, I hear your Royal Guard is an elite silver cross (silver scale symbol), and your voice can make neighboring countries tremble? Then you know that in the underworld of weak meat, the golden triangles, are just cannon ashes under fire. You know, we just wiped out the Earl of the Devil and his army, enough to rival God, banished the dragon that led the dragons, and the king of beasts with the 10,000 Golden Triangle Guard was beheaded. ”

“We do not have the nobility to defend our territories and subjects, because our territories do not belong to anyone. Our cities have no armies, and as long as the shadow of war approaches our last home, each of us is a warrior. We have many enemies, but we have more trustworthy friends. And you, the great king, jealous of the emperor of the gods, how many people do you think are willing to sacrifice their lives for you when you lose your crown and scepter and when your home is threatened with destruction? How many nobles will die with the country? How many allies will come to save you instead of stabbing you in the back? ”

“Young emperor with the sceptre of corruption, you think you're a monarch full of majesty, but you're actually a clown of great popularity. ”

“O wrongdoer who murdered his father and brother, you think you can look down on that man, but you can't even compare the little fingers of that man, regardless of character or significance of existence! ”

“Jealous of the true king of fools, you are rich because you are strong, but in fact you do not even know what true strength is. In front of that grown-up, in front of the truly powerful, please remain humble. ”

'Cause you're a dick. ”

“It's actually ugly. ”

“You are a joke. ”

Well, between singing and singing, Dasos' face had turned pig liver color, and eventually all three of the dwarves were caught by the emperor's personal guard, and perhaps it should be said that they found that they could not beat him, and did not hesitate to surrender, but there was a keen feeling that the matter was far from over.

Hoyle, they don't think about the power of any country, they're even more of a sick bastard, but they know who gave the inhabitants of Iwo Mountain City a good day, so even if you're the supreme king, if you insult the benefactor in their hearts, they still dare to swear at you.

Laughing at the true God's human king, laughing at the king's dwarf goblins and gray dwarves, in the eyes of bystanders, especially in my eyes, is a scene that is destined to be written in history.

If not, two days later, things have changed.

“... the nonsense of the three dwarves, compiled into a hilarious bar tune, is now being chanted in a number of taverns and teahouses on the middle and lower levels, has spread, I'm afraid it can't be stopped. ”

It is true that the great power of history is unstoppable, but the so-called momentum is made up of countless individuals and events. In the open struggle at the national level, all three are small figures that are not worth mentioning, but it is often these small figures who have done amazing things.

“There must be a mastermind behind the scenes, the lyrics are mostly taken from the original words of the goblins, and the whole correction process is carried out, the art level is very high, our musicians and theatrists say it should come from the hands of the masters… and it may turn out to be a hereditary work. ”

“Bishop Cross of the God of Law has sent an official note demanding that we release people quickly and explain disrespect for the God of Law. The Church of Holy Light, Nor VI, expressed its high level of dissatisfaction to us through urgent channels of communication and asked us to explain our disrespect for God. And with that, there were nine serious warnings and concerns of the Church of the True God who came to us for an account. ”

“The Royal Guard has sealed up the giant robots at those three guys' temporary residences, and that's what they're supposed to give away. According to a preliminary study by the Royal Institute of Engineers, it is indeed very advanced, and a number of its technologies have been very helpful in engineering research in our country. But unfortunately, that shrinkage simply refused to cooperate, and it was not clear who had sent the news, and as a result, someone had been accusing the Empire privately of revenge and laughing at the King for lack of human capacity. ”

“The intelligence organization 'Midnight Rose' warned that those ridiculously painted and colorful portrayals of you murdering the First King in order to ascend the throne were, of course, insults, but your prestige did suffer as a result. And with that rumor spreading vicious irony, folk have called the king ‘jealous of the fool king of the true god'. There are also those who spread the ambition of our Orlando Empire to annex others, at least thirty out of forty-six who are stupidly moving, communicating in private in tandem, and who seem to be conspiring. ”

One bad news on the table after another, the pen is better than the sword. The young emperor has been challenged by the most dangerous challenge since his ascent. The invisible enemy in the shadow is a coalition of countless hostile forces, making it impossible to fight back.

It has to be said that, in a sense, Dassos did claim to be a superior king, at least under his authority, and that his men dared to speak directly of the king's mistakes and adverse circumstances without fear of being punished with anger for them.

“Dasos, this time you are really a little too much, it doesn't matter what else, but just for the sake of a verbal argument, it is just too stupid to put the hat of contempt for God on your head and be hostile to the Church of the Gods. ”

As a dear friend and brother of Dasos, only Hermit dared speak in person of the king's not, but at this time Dasos was also full of frustration, recalling that it was not his day-to-day style of prudence.

“It's right to stay away from women. Beauty hurts. ”

Dassos now remembers how angry he would have been, or how much of a reason that Renee was around.

To be ridiculed in front of the woman of your heart is to be scoffed at face to face, that is, to be cautious and modest in the past, it is also easy to hold onto the fury of the heart, let alone the king of a country just now in power.

“There are probably some reasons for that contract. After all, it's the devil's words. The next language is somewhat problematic. ”

Language itself is magical, the lower language can provoke negative emotions, blasphemy in true speech, chaos in divine art, is the use of the lower devil language, devil language language is magic, the opposite is the use of the upper level god language, angel language and other kinds of magic, such as the word of goodness, the word of holiness, etc.

Dassos had been staring at the contract for too long and had been unconsciously stirred up by negative emotions, and the sword itself would lead to a preference for chaos. When he walked out of the room, his emotions were already very depressed and ridiculed in the face as a trigger for the explosion, which was all the more natural.

“It's too late to say this, things have happened, and now I'm thinking about how to make it up to you. ”

If it is merely a loss of speech, it is a response, but the weight of the ironic salute has instead achieved the ungrateful, narrow-minded stigma of Dasos.

With that weird song spreading through the city and spreading at a fast pace, the “beauty" of “Jealous of the Fools of the Gods" was first irrigated by Dasos' head before gaining the honor of the King of the Wolves.

For feudally divided kings, authority and dignity are more important than life. Reputation is sometimes equated with strength itself, and when the emperor loses his dignity and reputation, the great nobles under him will naturally disobey orders.

All of this is not someone's conspiracy, but sometimes accidental factors accumulate more deadly than enemy conspiracies.

Especially since Dasos and the Oran Empire are not a piece of iron in themselves. Although their fathers and brothers have fallen, the forces left behind have not been completely removed. The warlords and nobles of the great enclosed territories are even more ambitious. How can they let go without taking the initiative and reducing the chances of the King's authority and dignity?

And those small countries that are forced to join the Covenant have long been filled with resentment. If your empire of Orlando were unbroken, it would be good to see it now. Naturally, it would be a massive attack to find an opportunity to escape the independence and autonomy of the kingdom.

If, after three or five years, Dasos stood steady, none of this was a problem, but the recent Dasos forced covenant on the inside and outside, Ben was sitting at the crater mouth, and now he lost his word and revealed a rupture, how could the opponent let go?

As a result, bars and rumours spread rapidly and hidden dangers were simultaneously detonated, thanks to the efforts of different parties.

“Now that they're wrong, let's go to the end, put those three in the highest level of prison, and don't let them see anyone, and if they're released, they'll make us weak. Reply to Noel VI, with a little euphemism, and apologize for my loss. As for the Church of the God of the Law, it has sinned completely, so ignore him. As for that rumor, let the intelligence organization create more rumors and confuse public opinion..."

Even in the face of unfavourable circumstances, Dassos still looks like he's coming up with a one-size-fits-all response, even though it's a way to make up for the death of the sheep.

“... this, Your Majesty, Lord Hermit, has just received two news. ”

The sudden arrival of a civilian who wanted to stop was clearly not good news.

“Go ahead, there's more bad news, I'll go on. ”

“I don't know who passed that pub tune into Royal Prison, the goblins were humming all day, and the inmates were starting to sing, and they were laughing... and it was said that because of the incompetence of this generation of monarchs, the Orlando Empire was about to fall. ”

“Bang!”

Knowing that it was all a shame that the losers didn't itch to laugh at themselves, Dassos still couldn't hold onto his out-of-control emotions, and the famous Red Nanwood desk split in half.

The room became quiet and half-paid when His Majesty suppressed the angry bass burst into the room like a thunder.

“I see. What's next? What's the bad news? “

The young clerk trembled and replied.

“The Principality of Donglan has declared the faith of the god of law in the State religion, and that Princess Renee, in her own honour, assured the innocence of those three men and that the gifts they gave were priceless and did not sin in disrespect, demanding that we release them immediately. ”

“Boom! Click!”

At this point, noble desks don't have to be repaired, and after Dassos' angry slap, the table was directly reimbursed, even the ground was smashed out of a pit.

“Indeed, women are untrustworthy! ”

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Meanwhile, beneath the river, a figure was diving, while he was surrounded by a black cat walking underwater.

“Is this it? Did the keys react? Hurry up, we don't have much time. ”