The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

AD1897, in the summer of the vultures, the 29th emperor of the Orlando Empire, Dasos I, came to power, and the sea white whale tribe planned the invasion, but the news came out unexpectedly.

Afterwards, the emperor was angry, devalued thirty-seven nobles overnight, dismissed more than two hundred senior military officers from the three major military districts, and hanged the sinner's cross with the river, stretching for several kilometres, historically referred to as "White Whale Blood Night. ”

On the same day, the Orlando Third Fleet stationed in Fenrowende, upstream of the capital city of Kagsi, and the Orlando First Fleet, downstream of the watershed city, arrived in the capital on the same day and began to besiege the Baiwhale tribe.

On that day, there was blood red on the Hermit River, nicknamed "Spilling Green Onion”, and the sound of gunfire and slaughter struck the sky, turning several urban areas of the capital into battlefields.

The two fleets clamped, the war began smoothly, and as the demigod Hydra Hydra joined the war from the battlefield, countless seamen and sea monsters joined the battlefield, Orlando Empire Patron hero “Dragon Shooter” Damus died in action, the Master “Blood Pope” Masolit was seriously injured, the first fleet was wiped out, and the second fleet was half-destructed.

During the war, with the collective strength of the sea monsters, the river water rose, flooding the Kagshi City pier area, colonial area and other urban areas, a lot of water elements landed, rainfall continued, and the war was in a stalemate period.

In the following two weeks, 19 offshore and riverine cities of the Orlando Empire were raided and nine cities, including Sotholan, fell on the same day. Sotholan was attacked by a blood-shark tribe made up of mermaids, and then slaughtered.

Symbolized by the White Whale Blood Night, the horn of the Eternal Jihad sounded again, under the water element god Aylos and the Evil Storm Queen, the coastal tribe became the pioneer army, and the chaos camp had never been soiled.

As a result of the message of Princess Rainey, the Orlando Empire avoided the desperation of being raided, lamenting the affection of the Duchy of Donglan and Princess Rainey, the Emperor promised that "the Duchy of Donglan will always be the fraternal kingdom of the Orlando Empire” and asked Princess Rainey to marry again in public, but then, on the grounds of the current turmoil and apprehension of the homeland, Her Royal Highness again euphemistically refused the Emperor's proposal.

In private, there were rumours of the city well, when Princess Renee was angry with Dassos in the face and threw two red heels at him, hitting the emperor herself and his chief financial officer, Hermit, who was said to have been in a coma on the spot and was in a mess.

“The country is in trouble and has a sperm brain, and I've never seen such an idiot emperor. I said I'm not interested in men. Want me to marry you? Unless you find Edwina's waist and put on a dress. ”

In the eyes of a few informed people, Dasos is indeed quite cunning in this trick of touching fish and fish-eyed beads. The so-called "fraternal country” directly allows the Duchy of Donglan to be removed from the list of subordinate countries, and as more gossip spreads, as the shadow of war approaches, and as that row hangs the cross of the dead, with a large number of rival factions imprisoned, the original stigma is no longer important, as long as he can lead the people through the difficult, much more useful than any false name.

Although the popular opinion of the emperor has become more controversial, the little princess who obsessed the emperor with losing face and reason has become the hottest topic in recent times, "Her beauty and intuitive personality have spread widely, and the reputation of" Holy Snow Lotus at the Peak of the Kaolin "has begun to circulate.

She is said to seem pure and childish, but has a special charm that attracts the attention of the king.

At this point, listen to your peers gather gossip that the flower is about to kill.

“Kaolin Flowers? Dasos, you're going to be a water man, and you're going to use me to shift the subject and focus? Remember, don't give me a chance. ”

But at this point, I had no time to complain, and a lot of chores lay on me.

After receiving the information, Dassos identified the patient and then used the issue in the "outbreak” to eradicate the dissidents and consolidate the regime, which is still expected.

Then, in the name of repayment of humanity and the so-called brotherly state, Dassos directly superficialized the aid and resources in the agreement, speeding up the pace of implementation of the contract. Soon after he fulfilled the agreement, I had to return the key to him. If not hurry, this time it would be a real joy.

After all, this is the capital of the Orlando Empire, and no one thinks Orlando Congress is losing, even if it's in trouble.

The Hydragon is strong, but it is not invincible. As the family of the Evil Storm Queen, its battle also represents the official intervention of the Chaotic Evil God, its first-class strength, and its ability to pull hatred is absolute. It cannot be said that a dragon slaughter god sent by a true god is already on his way.

However, Dassos accelerated the fulfilment of the contract, and most still thought he had some real expectations of what was on the base. If a floating fleet suddenly killed out of the water, it would certainly change the whole war situation, and of course he was ready for nothing.

And if I don't want to get nothing, I really should hurry.

“Did you find Tracy? ”

At the same time as preparing the force, the sudden disappearance of the sea demon became a problem in hand.

“She suddenly returned to the circus with a box and a special seal on it, looking at the guardian medal that intersects the shield and the long sword, which should be the crest of a royal family. ”

A royal crest? I'm afraid this is mostly a hijacked tribute, and Heroise and I smile, but I finally feel like we've got a target, and it's worth the wait, and it's time to hook up the fishing.

“The bottle of the sea in Stoneville, the artifact of the legendary ancient god of the sea, is said to have caused endless waves in ancient times, although most of the power was lost due to the passing of the ancient god, and if it had fallen into the hands of the god of ancient water elements on the wife of Ms. Storm and Stoneville, it might have regained its divine power. ”

When we learned that there was such a rarity in stolen tributes, and that the sea demon was searching for stolen "tributes” through greed, we immediately realized it.

“No matter why she leaks the secrets of the Sea Nation, as long as Tracy gets the artifact, she must not be allowed back into the sea! ”

Tributes (gifts) from the Soro Federation were taken from the occupied Star Tower, and Tracy had previously been associated with the Astronomy Tower. If she had the heart, she would have known that the missing Tribute was there. In our expectation, when the Astronomy Tower became a wanted person, she was probably the only one who could find the Tribute.

So when Tracy had just returned to the circus's own tent, the unexpected came to the door.

“Open the door! Check the water meter. What? No water meter? Then bring the water door! Forget it. You don't have to open the door. You don't have to use the door anymore. ”

Well, when the Legendary Saint raises his sword and the Legendary Druid summons the storm and thunder to blow out the entire tent, the tent reimburses it directly.

At this point, Tracy was surprised, and she had just opened the box with the tribute and looked at us suddenly with surprise.

“Haha, I don't know, we've been waiting for you today, hand over the artifact...”

I had to come out delighted, but I looked at it, and I suddenly looked stupid.

“What is this! The artifact? ”

What's in the box has nothing to do with the bottle, it's a white jade sculpture, and it's kind of like a banana, kind of like ivory, kind of like something, kind of like..... the more you look at it, the more you look at it.....

“This is artificial * * *, this is a super warm ball that can simulate human body temperature, look at this color and craftsmanship, it's definitely super boutique, it should be a masterpiece! This is a rare item in a rare item. Absolute artifact! ”

Well, I regret the sad wind, and he immediately told the truth that we were trying to avoid.

“Is this a tribute? ”

His privacy was suddenly revealed and Trixie nodded.

“It is indeed a palace accessory...” The palace and the tribute are pronounced exactly the same, no wonder the son of greed misunderstood.

“Now that you've discovered it, I don't have to hide it. In fact, one of the main purposes of my stay in the human world is to study adult supplies. You know that most of our sea demons are women and cold-blooded creatures, and live alone in the sea. It's hard to meet the same kind of people, it's hard to endure long nights, and many of our companions have this habit..."

“... so I intend to open my first maritime adult. Supply stores should be popular with sea monsters, mermaids, nagars and other sea women, and the first step is to collect materials in the human world of specialty. Unfortunately, the more I studied this gender approach in depth, the more I found myself superficial, and I regretted my previous superficiality. I intend to devote another hundred years of my life to this, and when I become this master, I will open the mobile store of my dreams. ”

This beautiful woman clearly speaks the language of total loss of manipulation. Her eyes are full of enthusiasm, but her face is like a martyr's awareness. I instinctively felt that she was not lying. I really intend to invest my whole life in this path.

I kind of know why you instinctively think that this shemale beauty would be so intimately familiar, isn't that another Sulphur Mountain City specialty, Gentleman?

“Unfortunately, perhaps the species are different. Why can't humans understand our ideas? When I say this, they look at me with a very strange look. The Fat Count is all the more obsessed with me. Well, for us, the apparatus is the sending of lonely apparatus, which is just a dead thing, and the partner is the companion of life and death, which is totally different. Hey, it's hard to find the sound. ”

At this moment, when the sea demon sighed that he was not understood, the man stood up and looked like Trixie.

“Wonderful! It's so touching! Comrade (specifically referring here to the like-minded companion), I can understand that the path between the sexes is very profound, in fact I am also pursuing my own path and not understood, I can help you! Test yourself or something, leave it to me....... ah! ”

Well, you can't listen anymore, you ignore the siren who hears the surprise, and you start everyday —— beating the wind of sorrow.

Covering my head, I really don't know what to say. The sea demon in front of me reminds me of those guys in Iwo Jima City and makes me want to toast and go away.

“What about the tribute? The sea god bottle? Didn't the tower take it? ”

Trixie shook her head.

“They did it with the local bandit union, well, just to cover up their identity with the bandit union, and they did it again, how could a small bandit union handle a large country's mission? Afterwards, in return, the loot should have been thrown away to the bandit union. ”

In the blink of an eye, a faint feeling of uncertainty surfaced, often a sign that I had been pitted again.

“What's the name of the bandit union? ”

“The Blood Pressure Brotherhood? Oh, I remember their badge was a blood fingerprint, probably the Brotherhood of the Blood Hands. ”

Well, the name sounds familiar. Think back a little. As if yesterday, I almost shed tears. This time, I took it upon myself and was busy again.

“I think I know that the Sea God bottle is there, Heroise... give me back the milk bottle I gave you. ”

Yes, when I first arrived in the city, I took the Red Brotherhood as an object of sword practice. I did hear that they had stolen the sacrifice. I thought it would be good, but it turned out to be a sweep. Even the chairman broke the knife and didn't get much in the end.

After I killed their chairman, I did see a box in the secret room with an antique bottle, which seemed to be worth a fortune, but the cat I was raising asked me to buy a bottle of milk, and she herself thought it was very artistic and used it directly.

There is no magic fluctuation on it, who would have thought it would be the artifact of the past...

“Meow, no, the artifact bottle is only suitable for my taste. If you want to replace it, bring me something of equal value. ”

Just as I was going to reason with the dead cat and rob him if it didn't make sense, I couldn't help but beat a chill, which was never a good thing.

“Goddamn system's coming downhole again? ”

[Cough, that's right, but no prize. Congratulations to the host group of gentlemen who have been joined by a new gentleman who is an adult. Trixie, the beautiful sea monster whose goal is life, is to be a gentleman in your group of gentlemen (changed. Attitude) reach ten and will receive the epic title - King of Gentlemen. Absolutely powerful.

[There are currently nine gentlemen, just one is missing, please try again. In fact, there is one right in front of you. Recommend Cavendish, the cannibal demon who likes to blossom around. Although he is a bit of a gentleman, the system helps you this time, so you can barely pass.

[Now there are eight gentlemen, including: Momo, the righteous elf, Diana, the strange elf of the Triple Divine, Casio, who gradually walks into the path of his life, the sad wind (he doesn't need any adjectives, he is the legend, he is the legendary sad wind), Prince Green, who will one day blow through the mainland, Koros, Her Highness Princess Renee, who is gradually controlled by her grandfather, and Roland, the Saint Knight, who is gradually dressed to awaken]

“Your sister's a costume addict! You're a feminine costume addict. Your whole family is a feminine costume addict! You're the gentleman. Your whole family is the gentleman! ”