The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“The world is still very harmonious and loving, don't always think about conspiracy tricks, this is not a novel, where so many coincidences and masterminds come from, look, isn't this all a misunderstanding? ”

Well, this is my summary of the sea demon incident. There is still true love in the world. We need to learn to trust others!

“Meow, Roland, no matter how you escape reality, it's still coming. Open your eyes. ”

Black cat on shoulder, full of malicious laughter.

“Shut up, I'm not pretending I can't see! ”

Yes, I'm escaping this horrible reality that the Church of the Orthodox God of Law has become a gentleman communicating all kinds of changes. Attitude got the place.

“... back then, I was still a normal half-longer, and I just drilled out of my eggs. Just glanced at him. He was my foster mother, how powerful his crown was, how gorgeous his feathers were... Later I realized that my eggs had been lost and that the people I had found hatched me with their own poultry. ”

So your normal time is just a few minutes of incubation, how crazy are you? And what does that foster mother and he mean, obviously male, and since there is a chicken crown should be a male * *, wrong from the beginning, egg life is said to treat the creature you saw at first sight as a mother, is that also true of you half dragon man, never heard of it, just you special! You've changed since birth. Is that the attitude?

Let me take a breath first, it's too much, it's too much.

“... the great hero Edwards? Yes, he did have a relationship with a friend of mine, but he is not a big hero, he is clearly just a hooligan and playboy, he is said to have cheated more than 20 sea monsters, he is a bastard..... we sea monsters are so pathetic, nature is so affectionate and lonely, then always have some treasures from the sea in hand, always cheated by bad men pretending to be heroes, such as Casola the Wise, Edwin the Dragon Knight........ even if it is rare to meet a good man, in less than 20 years he will become uncle Dirt, another nap will kill the old man, make the rest of our lives painful. That's why we mostly find an island to live on, but it's really lonely, and it's still going to be fun. ”

Well, I know you rarely find someone in your heart to spit on, but please don't corrupt the image of the big heroes in my mind anymore. How come all the big heroes of history are emotional liars in your eyes? Well, in fact, the stories of where the sea demons take artifacts and secrets, from a different perspective, do look like emotional liars who break into lonely widows' homes and cheat money and cheat people.

“... that's how stupid you sea monsters are. You see, we elves, we don't have short-lived relationships. Aren't those short-lived species shouting ‘only once in their lives' slogans, without the need for restraint, to live brilliantly, another way to say irresponsible and arbitrary? Like you said, even if it was a rare encounter, it would be dead soon. It's all a tragedy to see... but naive kids are the exception, he's so pure and cute, his eyes are full of naivety and trust, I can slowly paint the colors I need on this blank drawing board, don't worry about deterioration, wait for him to mature before harvesting the results..... For us elves, 20 years is nothing, as long as we can eat delicious fruit, even tragedy, I admit it! ”

Hey, cops? There's a strange aunt here! Momo, when you say that, can you not peek at me, can you not drool! I really feel so dangerous!

“Explosion, is an art. ”

“No, the explosion was just an end, just a means to create a safe zone! ”

“Huh, that's superficial! It's just a short-sighted human being. No wonder your work is filled with the taste of third-rate craftsmen, without passion and creativity, even if it's sophisticated and accurate. ”

“What do I mean by uncertain about the time and power of the explosion? When are you going to blow yourself up? ”

“... it's an insult to our entire geotechnical, geo-refining goldsmith, you know what we do to stupid dwarves who question our geotechnical art, kick his ass and blow him up! ”

All right, silver hook. Belle, I know you're excited to get out of here, but we saved you, definitely not to cause you any damage, and Green! You know you're an actionist, but if you don't put that bomb away, I'll hang you on the ceiling, I promise! And the silver hook, if you detonate the alchemy bomb in your hand, I'll throw you in the main cannon of Roland 88 and send you back to jail.

The area where the Royal Prison is sitting is also in great trouble in this flood, and the dwarves who almost drowned their lives in the dungeons will naturally not wait to be killed.

They did not hesitate to launch the escape plan ahead of time, and the news of the big robot riots in prisons and prisons has become a recent headline, and I can only now look forward to the Royal Agents' energies being held hostage to the battlefield, and to Dasos not turning his back on me at this critical juncture, at least until my plan is complete.

“Old man, even if you save me this time, don't expect Old Romance to give up his hobby for it, next time we'll fight on the battlefield. Old Romance will pay you back. And the fallen gray dwarf, you too, sooner or later we'll have a day to fight. ”

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“Ha, it's a stinky, hard shield dwarf, and we should watch you drown. ”

“Humph, we shield dwarves from the dirt of water we've never seen in our lives. You're still breastfeeding when old Romance was hunting snake neck dragons underwater. ”

“Oh, don't wait any longer. Try it now. ”

Well, I know you shield dwarves and grey dwarves from the world, but at least think about the friendship you've just built. Well, it's not okay to talk with a bend, so I'm just gonna say it. Shorty, put down that bench and cup and go out and fight! Or I'll throw you in the barrel and shoot you out!

I feel so tired and contaminated, I really shouldn't listen to these guys, I still go and admire the beauty of the world.

“Brother Roland, your tea. ”

“Oh, thank you. ”

My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter

“Granddaughter and grandfather? This flavor is heavy enough.” Surely, this black cat wouldn't make me feel better. If it wasn't counted as my binding gear, it would definitely be a gentleman if it weren't for the identity of an old demon and the distortion of spleen that no one else sees.

But her sarcasm made my heart tremble. I also have some doubts, how this little girl has been so good lately, and the system prompt that people can't see directly, also makes people beat the drums.

But seeing her sweet smile, giving her interim tutor Diana some tea, I shook my head and dispelled my doubts.

“I guess I finally know how to respect my elders. The system was never reliable. I'm not a woman's costume addict. Renee wouldn't blindly look at me. We looked so much like each other. She looked like I was a narcissist. ”

I hesitated for a moment, and eventually, I made a sound.

“Everybody get ready, I'm going to go out and find two people, and when I get back, I'm afraid we're going to have a hard war. And, by the way, be prepared to give up here. ”

Yes, from the beginning of the Haitian attack, the succession pageant that we don't know if we can hold is naturally indefinitely postponed, and from that moment on, we don't even have a prima facie reason to attend the ceremony, and naturally we don't need to stay here.

And I always felt something was wrong, and the war was going so strangely.

If it were an Eternal Jihad outpost, it would be too early for that God to spoil Hydra Hydra, but just to think about it, it would be natural.

At this level, it is not difficult for the Hydragon King to become a human figure. It is quite possible that he was only lurking at the bottom of the river as a guardian, but the clamping of the two fleets overshadowed him. If he did not strike, the two demigods of the Oran Empire would be enough to clear all the seafarers.

Thus, the forced Hydragon was in a dilemma at the same time as the massacre. As a pet of the evil god, he also represented the will of the evil god. If he came ashore to pursue, he feared that the war would escalate directly. Even if the gods of order did not do it themselves, they would surely send dragon slaughter good hands, and the gods' direct fighters, which is totally different from the demigod of mankind.

But if he ran away, the people of the sea here would surely be wiped out, and his master would be ashamed of himself, so he wouldn't go in and back out as the best option.

And the Orlando Empire should have hidden power, but it has been so shelling for a few hours, most of them are afraid to hit the little ones and really offend the Great God, and so is the Hydragon over there, it has no intention of leaving its original position, so long as you do not provoke it, it is spat two dragons at intervals, watching the sea people fight in the heat of the sky, seven heads of their own nine are lazy foreigners.

Eternal Jihad had had just begun to blow the horn, and no one was ready, and now a full-fledged conflict, whoever it was, would be reduced to cannon ash, and Hydragon and Oran would not be fools.

But this impasse makes me feel dangerous.

The impasse on the battlefield is often one in which the two sides are in a balance that is always temporary, where both sides exercise weird restraint simply because they are not prepared for a duel and pay a huge price, whereas sooner or later they will, but with the end of the impasse, it is mostly a major failure on the part of one side, and in this situation, most of the losers are still unprepared for the Orlandic Empire.

If Ms. Storm decides to start the war with all her might, even if she tries to crash ahead of time, if some stunned blue demigod runs to kill her beloved Hydragon... just think about what will happen when this possibility occurs, I think this Linjiang city is too insecure.

I have the technology from Davis, the aid resource fleet is out of the country, the contract is always possible, and I have to be ready to get out of the way, but before then...

“Renee, come with me, those two are the ones who need to make out.” I hesitated for a moment, and I called someone else.

“Silver Hook, you come too, this time we are meeting your colleagues, your task is to be the best at you, try to brag to me and try to ignore them. ”

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“Magic Mentor” Timirette, "Miracle Alchemist” Oliver. Wright, the creator of magic mechanics, the creator of magic mechanical dragons of the next five ranks, is also one of the brightest stars of the future war epic.

War is a catalyst and a training ground for new technologies. In future wars, the two proposed magic mechanics have created countless divine weapons and weapons of war. The Orlando Empire has been able to reach the peak of the human world before its destruction, and they have achieved great success.

Of course, they began to suggest that the combination of Alchemy Magic Array and Engineering produced the Magic Mechanics after the war with the underground world, and that the Magic Mechanical Dragon was the product of 60 years later, and now Kagsi Erger, who should be a rookie engineer who relied on selling toys, and a disqualified alchemist who had just been kicked out of Alchemy College.

Even if they are still small, unheard of characters, even if history has changed, they may not rise again, but in history, two people are too important, how can I let them go if I already lack the manpower?

And the reason I haven't been to them all the time, without him, the genius is a little strange, these two are the great geniuses in history... well, let me get this straight, I was looking for a normal person at the time, these two habits and habits are definitely gentlemen and gentlemen, how can I find them?

But now...

I looked at the system prompt and shook my head helplessly.

[As someone who's out of common sense, um, it's commonly known as change. Gentlemen, although we are not understood by others, it is simply because we are too obsessed with pursuing the path in our minds and ignoring the eyes of the vulgar. But for a true gentleman, even if others cannot understand what it is, it is enough for us, the seekers, to understand each other. And as the king of gentlemen, you can understand your pain and anguish. You are one of all gentlemen, and you will be respected naturally.

[Honor Title Gentleman's King: As a gentleman among the gentlemen, the legendary King of the Uncoronated, your prestige has spread throughout the world, and all gentlemen will see you for a reason and greatly increase their fondness, but normal people instinctively hate you and stay away from you. At the same time, as the king of gentlemen, you instinctively attract gentlemen to meet you, and when you invite them, they have a better chance of joining you.

At that time, even though the ogre had good powers and had Tracy's guarantee to do as he asked, I was still hesitant to let him join me, as long as I could be a good fighter.

Soon, however, I did not have to hesitate, and the escape of the four dwarves instantly allowed the gentlemen of the League of Absolute Gentlemen to exceed the upper limit, and the system did not hesitate to give me that title.

Congratulations, gentleman king. King of the Statue, you are no longer a gentleman. Don't talk to me, Mom, there's a pervert here!

“Oh, all of a sudden I think you got a little carried away. ”

I've tested the power of this halo, and I'm a little happy with what others have said, but this "smooth-eye” came from that half-longer, and I feel cold in my vest.

Cough, to be honest, after gaining the “reputation” of the King of Gentlemen, so frustrated that I almost abandoned myself, I now only expect this title to really be as powerful as it says, to help me kidnap those two future novels.

“Hmm, which Timirette never heard of. Forget it, Olivia's ex-sister is a famous freak, 13 major classes hung up seven doors, directly swept out of the college, it's almost a disgrace to the college, what a genius. ”

We had an unexpected extra companion in the business, and Catherine, the granddaughter of the Cairn Saint Knight, who used to be a student of the third alchemy school in Kagsy, was also said to be with Olivia.

With the sword in hand, Catherine has naturally made her decision, and today she has become my knight's chaplain and apprentice.

Yes, she chose neither the knighthood nor the magician.

“Well... can I try both? I can't make up my mind. ”

And as far as I know, she hasn't given up the alchemy of the past, human energy and time are limited, and learning from all three aspects is simply death, but I didn't say anything, anyway, reality will force her to make choices sooner or later, and she is impressed by the bloodshed of her head.

I heard that we were looking for an alchemist genius. As an alchemist, she volunteered, but after hearing it was Olivia, she was upset.

“It should be around here somewhere. Do you know where Olivia lives? ”

If I didn't get Catherine's negative answer, I went for a personal questioning.

“Excuse me, do you know Oliver Alchemy...” Well, that's only half the point. When the big man heard Oliver's name, he looked pale, sweaty, and his eyes twitched.

Well, from the performance of this passersby, I almost know what kind of person this is.

”If she was a gentleman and had the help of the King of Gentlemen, it would be easy to sneak in, but if she were a gentleman, those bastards would be enough... should I expect her to be normal or not? It's paradoxical. “

“Boom! ”

“Well, don't point the way, brother. Run, I think I found it. ”

That beautiful green mushroom cloud, the screaming not far away, the movement of the pedestrian little brother pulling his legs, has explained everything.

“This colour, it seems, is the right choice to wear a dwarf gas mask… it seems that, without hesitation, the League of Gentlemen is about to add another person. ”