The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Olivia, who has the nickname "Miracle Alchemist," is a lovely ordinary girl if you look only at her face.

The smooth blonde hair with the wave curls flashes with a youthful glow. The pale green alchemist's robe cannot hide her arrogant figure far beyond her peers. Some babies' fat faces have some natural ambiguity, but silver glasses give her more silk scholarly flavor.

Although it was obviously the first time we met, Olivia gave an unknown sense of familiarity. Perhaps the scholar's temperament was somewhat similar to that of Eliza and Margaret, especially since the silver glasses were obviously also plain on the door.

How could I tell? Without mentioning Elizabeth, one of Olivia's glasses was already missing, but the girl was completely unconscious, the Guest was already sitting in front of her, and she lowered her head to say where the leak had caused the experiment to fail.

Even if there is someone face to face, the girl's eyes are spotless, her mind roaming the sky, she is unprotected, her face stains are not wiped clean, and the living room placement is even more devastating and confusing, just the first impression, makes people feel that their nerves are very large.

And after a little sweep, I think I know why Catherine was upset to see Olivia.

“It turns out it's class contradiction.” Olivia's vibrant curves of youth make the original plain old fashioned dress taste like a gorgeous dress, while the same clothes are worn on Catherine...

Thin and flat bodies are extremely beneficial for horseback riding. How can you hold a weapon when the turbulence is pounding? You guys are born to be good seedlings for knights. Um, next time you see Catherine staring at a beautiful woman's chest like that, comfort her like that.

Why you guys? Well, my knight, from Renee's face, is also bitter and hateful, and he's still biting his teeth off.

“... so big, how could it be peers, huh, so big, sooner or later drooling. ”

Well, let's ignore the curse of the mystery rationally and put our attention back to the point.

“Cough, Miss Olivetti, hello, I'm Roland.” A greeting does not bring back the wisdom of someone traveling in the clouds.

“Was the rock magic oil early? Try adding some neutralizer. ”

“Hey, hey! Miss Olivetti, do you copy? ”

Well, the alchemist has started taking out pens and writing paintings and continues to be ignored.

“This is how it works... Oliver! Big tits! It's dawn! Class is on! ”

Catherine stumbled into Olivia's ear, shouting, and her voice kept echoing in the room, and even I was shocked, and the resentment was even more obvious, and Olivia just turned back.

“Ah, Teacher Dana, I'm not stunned, I'm really listening! ”

Well, this straightforward former trainee who stood up awoke in the cry of her sister's nickname, apparently forgetting that she had been expelled from school.

“Pfft! Sister Oliver, you thought it was Teacher Dana's herbal science class. Don't worry, nobody will let you stand up against me this time. We're looking for you to do something personal. ”

“Little Bamboo Rod, don't call me nickname. I thought I was a teacher again. I don't know why Teacher Dana always targets me. ”

Well, while you divulged Katherine's nickname, you also divulged "Big Sister" as her accepted nickname, even the teacher's nickname, what a vendetta.

“Teacher Dana didn't marry anyone at her age, so she finally made a boyfriend. She didn't think she had breasts to dump her. She saw that you were naturally angry. Can't you understand? Cow sister. ”

“Oh no wonder she keeps staring at me in the chest, I thought she was as strange as those boys... ”

“Cough, Olivia Alchemist, I need to talk to you. ”

The more enthusiastic this conversation gets, I may have forgotten that there is another man here, I tried to intervene to stop, but...

“… this is a powerful Giant Magic Synthetic, why is it labeled with a hair generating agent? ”

The silver hook removes the bottle from the shelf next to it, and his sharp voice is filled with doubt, guaranteeing as his golden alchemist, whether it's color or smell, it's definitely a giant regenerative agent, definitely not a hair generating agent.

“Oh, well, it's still incomplete, I consider transplanting the troll's regenerative abilities onto my hair, so no matter how stubborn the bald hair grows, it turns out… wait, can't drink! ”

For alchemy, using your own experiment is always the best way to understand, thanks to your excellent resistance as a big alchemist, the silver hook does not hesitate to open the bottle cap and grunt to drink.

‘Vomit.' Silver hook covered his stomach, half kneeling, and I just found out, then a piece of black paint hair fell off, turns out he was wearing a wig...

It turns out you didn't use your own reagent, but seized the opportunity to make up for the defect!

“This drug failed? He's gonna be okay. ”

“No, this worked, but it had a small side effect. ”

Needless to ask, the facts in front of us have illustrated everything, thick and long hair from the bare Mediterranean sea of silver hooks, the goblins happy to jump, but soon, in trouble, the hair has grown to the feet, but it continues to rise.

“This design idea is a success, but the question now is how to control the unstoppable regenerative power of the troll, which means it can't stop...”

Only a few moments later, the silver hook had turned into a big fur ball with black painted hair all over his body. The round black fur ball rolled on the ground and his eyes and face were invisible.

“Help, I can't breathe. ”

He tried to take out the medicine in his arms to save himself, but couldn't even reach out. Too much hair wrapped him to death, and he already had his hair drilled into his nostrils.

Well, if we don't save him, he'll be suffocated by his own hair, and the cause of death will be laughable.

I pulled my sword quickly, but just cut it and regenerated it. This hair was harder than a tentacle, but Olivia had a better idea.

She had gone to the experimental stage there, took out three bottles of medicine and synthesized them quickly, and the bottles were spinning and dancing in the air, and the liquid was stirring and fusing in the air, and with excellent dispensing skills, the finished product was formed in just a few seconds, and then thrown out vigorously.

“Bang!”

With the use of liquid splash and antidote, the effect of the troll hair cure is lifted and the hair begins to fall off quickly.

“Saved, hoo. ”

The fur dissipated and the silver hook paralyzed to the ground to lament its salvation, but...

“Pfft!”

“Ha ha, what is this, Chihuahua? Bare eggs? ”

The goblins are somewhat similar to cats and dogs and have a lot of hair on them, so the dwarf always laughs at them as short feet and dogs with hair all over them, which is also the root cause of the hair growth that he just had under the influence of medicine, not the hair growth, but the top of his head and his whole body.

Obviously, Olivia's antidote is just as effective as regenerative medicine. If all the hair is eliminated at the same time, how ugly and ugly the bald dog who has been stripped of hair will look. On the bald head, even the eyebrows are gone. The whole person suddenly changed from a black painted sperm to a white chopped chicken. It's also a bit like the head of a fisherman without hair. No wonder Renee has rolled on the ground laughing.

“I... my hair, there are sixteen hairs! It's all gone, big hair, two cents, three cents... Xiao XVI, you guys are dying so bad, how can you just leave? How can I live? ”

Okay, the bare goblin is crying on the ground, and that's what makes you name your own 16 hairs...

“Pfft!”

Sorry, I really wanted to say sad, but seeing this bald egg keep crying, I couldn't help but laugh.

Well, let's finally get back to the point where the silver hook, which has barely settled down, begins to consider the strength of its new disciple.

As an alchemist who had just entered the Gold Class, the dean of the Alchemy Academy had not reached that level, and the silver hook merely revealed his identity and indicated his willingness to take on an apprenticeship, and praised Olivia's gift, putting Olivia, a rookie alchemist who had just been expelled from the Academy, on the spot as a worshiper.

Olivia, who is only fifteen years old, is obviously a rookie, maybe she has a lot of potential and creativity, but the lack of basic skills is destined to leave her with decades of polishing. The bronze class may always be great for her peers, but she is clearly a rookie in front of the alchemist. Being expelled from the alchemy academy makes her a laughingstock in the circle, even the road to further education is cut off. The future miracle alchemist is now just a very innovative apprentice.

“Is this your medicine? This taste, it should be a barbarian cow medicine, from the colour, should be improved, the increase in power can reach a few percent. ”

After taking this loss, the big alchemist won't dare to try it on his own.

“I replaced the cow's blood in the original formula with the blood of a cowhead, with an absolute increase of thirty percent, three times as powerful if I ate it, and the side effect was that it would grow horns and tails, and then somehow continue to freak out. ”

I saw a puff on the silver hook's face, my hands shaking, almost smashing the vial to the floor.

Normal bull medicine only adds 10%, this 300% comes with a transformative effect, but the gain is inevitably huge, and after a brief outbreak of drinking, most will not survive.

“Have you tried? ”

“Well, I tried it with White. Ah, that's my dog. After the outbreak, he hit the wall himself, and he got hurt for six months. Now he thinks he's a hell of a dog, always spitting at people."

“This green bottle… is a natural restorative, but how can it be red? ”

“Oh, I added dragongrass and petrified lizard medicine, which is my specialty. He can give the user the ability to petrify the skin while healing the wound, and his defense is greatly increased. One bottle of medicine, two effects, is my rare success. ”

“Side effects?” The silver hook didn't move, and he had implicitly learned that his disciple was a little strange.

“This… I intend to understand the petroleum removal agent, also as a gift, with the label ‘If you don't want a real stone statue, please don't use this medicine when you are alone,' but strangely, it can't be sold at all. ”

If you can't sell it, it will turn into stone by accident. Who dares to drink this stuff?

“This? Smells like milk? ”

“Oh, this is the breast enrichment I was commissioned to do by my sisters, and it did work, and it was a small number of my achievements. ”

As soon as the voice went down, the stars flashed in Renee's eyes, and she wanted to try it, but saw the bald head, saw this strange circle of magic, and hesitated.

“... don't think about it, it's one of the culprits of her expulsion from the academy. It does boost, but to maintain it, you have to drink a bottle of milk every hour, and during that time, all the milk in the vicinity of the college went off, and the whole college smelled like milk. ”

Rumor has it that Renee hesitated, and this side effect seems acceptable.

“Anything else? Nor does that amount to dismissal. ”

Suddenly, Katherine's face was red and her mouth was tucked into Renee's ear, whispering.

“... milk can't just go in and out, accumulation will erupt to a certain extent, when we Dana teacher, that's how yellow her relationship was, she doesn't dare to see anyone now. ”

Well, while the voices are really small, the people in this room have pointy ears, at least I regret hearing them.

The miracle alchemist was famous more than 10 years later, we obviously came too early, her finished product side effects were much more than normal, but half a barrel of water also had the benefit, at least it was negligible.

In this era, the apprenticeship inheritance and father and son are close, the silver hook is willing to take her as apprentice, this apprenticeship relationship is more real than anything, well, one generation has traditionally taken the disciple as an exception, at least see the harmonious touch of this apprentice, the cat on my shoulder sees me full of resentment.

“Don't bite, I was killed by my apprentice. ”

“Well, you deserved it, and you did it yourself. In other words, if you dare to cultivate new people again, you won't be afraid of traditional seizures again. ”

“That's two things. You killed your teacher because your teacher did it to you, and I killed you because you were really upset. You said I asked for it, and I thought it was you who took it. ”

“Well, forget it, the past is over, you see, this pair of apprentices has our style back then. ”

“No way, I think the silver hook will be taught seriously, he is not some cheap ghost witch, teach magic and apprentice to do the task to please her. ”

“No, I'm talking about the apprentice killing the teacher sooner or later, you see, she almost made it. You see what she invented, I bet in three years that egg head was poisoned without being pissed off. ”

Seeing as he didn't know what to touch, Olivia kept lowering her head to apologize after a red mist, and the old goblin who wanted to cry lost his final hair - eyelashes - completely turned into a rolling egg head, and I muttered to myself.

“I bet, but not for three years. I bet I'll be dead in a year. ”

“Bet on a yarn, or we'll be pissed off or poisoned. ”

“I think it's gonna blow up.” Think of the silver hook known as the "beauty of an exploding alchemist," if he taught himself to Olivia, who was already dangerous.

“She will be one of my men in the future... I'm not going to unwittingly dig myself another pit and create a super dangerous man, am I? ”