The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“If it's just the first time you see an adult, it's hard to imagine him as a famous man in history. Sunny blonde hair with a happy face, he always smiles with kindness. Even in the face of people like us, the speech still whispered without any arrogance, without the so-called royal decency of the great aristocracy Jinjin Hado, to say the truth, sometimes shyly bowed his head, like a big green boy who had just come to work. ”

“And when he leaves, everything changes, and from the outset, all the situations were under the control of the 'big boy' in the negotiations that determined the fate of the three countries. Lord Galore of the ‘Sal Silver Fox' and Lord Gaussian of the 'Sid God of War' are undoubtedly remarkable heroes whose astonishing wisdom and strength have been proven by history, but in negotiations with His Highness Roland they acted in shock like a newborn child, and eventually the situation was completely under His Highness's control. But in a way, perhaps that's why the new Northern Alliance, based on the Trinity Alliance and with Donglan at its core, will rise so quickly. Extracted from the memoirs of Secretary Casola of the Lords' Palace of Chaven. ”

“This... this is absolutely impossible!! You're lying! This… is absolutely forged. A fake portrait doesn't mean anything anymore! ”

The surrounding mountains are so familiar, just looking at the familiar surrounding environment is undoubtedly my hometown of Shavin, but unlike the daily prosperity of Shavin, the portrait is a wasteland with nothing.

There are no fools here, and Gagalore has guessed that if the portrait is real, it can only mean that there has never been a civilization here, or that civilization has disappeared into the wind, and that it took at least a few hundred years of abandonment after total destruction to form such a wasteland.

“Huh, what identity are you, what identity is he, he's gonna lie to you? You must have lifted yourselves too much. Take a look in the mirror! ”

Faced with the host's questioning, when I touched my nose and laughed bitterly, Emila sprayed her toes high.

“Who is this? ”

Emera, who has just jumped out, is undoubtedly very eye-catching. In Savannah's intelligence, this is undoubtedly just an accompanying magician. He doesn't even have a robe and a crest representing the price. He is presumably an uncertified wild magician, but now this arrogant resentment of Galore's appearance, with the humility and caution that accompanying personnel deserve.

“Emila. Milan, you may not have heard of this name, but the former Truth Controller of Ein Rodente should have known that I hadn't wandered out in about a hundred years, and I don't know if the young people of today still remember me. ”

Heard, definitely heard, from the time they heard the name, the unconscious initiative to pull the chair apart and keep the distance, I'm afraid it's still a very impressive notoriety.

“Well, Emila, can you ask me what you've been up to? ”

I was a little helpless, and a housewife who had lived at home for centuries would not be so prestigious.

“Recently, nothing has been done, just accepting entrustments to make small deals. ”

“Well, is the thorny forest of the Bayer Empire your handwriting too? And the famous sleeping curse? ”

The little clerk next to her suddenly interrupted her and made Emila laugh proudly.

“Of course, they dared not invite me to the little princess's birthday ceremony, so I retaliated. When the little girl was 16 years old, a thorn needle was on the spindle outside her room, and there was the poison of sleep I had prepared. ”

When I hear this, my implicit perception is that something terrible is going to happen, but at this point Emila is laughing proudly.

“Haha, she did get stabbed in the finger poisoning and fell asleep. I didn't want to go too far to look at the kinship and leave a solution behind. How dare they send the Knights against me? It was suicidal, so I simply laid out a thorny forest, blocked them all in, and starved the knights to death. ”

“Is that the true love kiss of legend? It's so romantic! It's a fairy tale romantic love! ”

Sometimes I just couldn't understand that women, obviously the terrorist attack that nearly destroyed a kingdom, turned out to be a romantic legend in their eyes, when the female registrar looked at Emila and worshipped her face.

Emila shook her head directly.

“True love? Little girl, magic is not all-powerful, people's hearts are even more unpredictable. If I knew who really loved who was fake love, I would not have been so miserable. ”

Speaking of which, the red eyes flashed, apparently about to burst again, and that silk kill just locked me in and made my vest cool, but fortunately, the next moment, she was back to normal.

“It was just a little magic, and I was targeting a specific target, when I lost faith in men and thought they were all coming for female flesh, so in order to find a good, honest husband and son-in-law for Little Nana, I simply set that only those who were interested in flesh could lift the curse, well, according to the world, it should be called necrophilia. ”

“Ahhh! ”

Poor little girl pen and book scared off the ground, romantic legendary love stories realizing the truth so ruined three views, how could she accept.

“Humph, I've already left a message to solve the problem. It's just a kind little joke. What else do you want me to do? Finding a necrophilia directly can solve the problem. If I hadn't looked at that little kinship, I would have called. ”

Amira was proud to think that it was someone else who was wrong, but I don't think Bayer was at war with Ein Rodente because of it, and she was already watching the kinship.

“... I remember that Finna. Princess Milan eventually married the prince who woke him up, and then the prince became the last emperor of the Bayer Empire, that is..."

Gagalore quickly covered the Registrar's mouth, where the rest of the words could be spoken. The Bayer Empire was a super empire. If the news that the previous emperor was a necrophiliac came out from his side, it would be a big trouble.

“Actually, the Sleeping Poison and the Thorn Wall are not my favorite pieces, and the Poison Apple of the Ice Queen of the Kingdom of Hill is. ”

Implicit guesses that the next message is absolutely ruined, but it's too late to cover your ears.

“The queen and I had a good relationship, looking specifically for the poisonous apple I wanted, the same kind of poison as that thorny poison, and this time the target was still necrophilia. But why are passing princes all in love with necrophilia? It's inconceivable. ”

“Snow white princess and seven armed golden dwarves!? This is my favorite fairy tale, please stop! Destroy childhood! ”

Okay, where do you think it's better to throw up, from a passing necrophilia prince, or from a golden dwarf warrior? Father Pit, Emila, why don't you do something normal, do a little backwards in fairy tales and jump out and ruin childhood?

“The ‘penis Cinderella and the crystal shoes she's the only one wearing?"? Are you too..... ”

“Oh, well, this time I'm a positive character. Don't you know there's a pumpkin carriage in the story? I am the witch who turned out to be a carriage. By the way, this time the prince is not a necrophiliac, but a pedophile. Otherwise, he will not remember Cinderella's face, but will have to try with his shoes one by one. And I deliberately left my shoes behind. It turns out the prince is a bunch of people. State”

“Is this how much you resent the prince? It's every girl's dream to marry a Prince Charming. ”

“Well, that's how I was pitted back then. Now, the truth tells us that women, princes, are a bunch of assholes and change. Unfortunately, my detailed and well-documented 'Prince's Truth’ doesn't have the courage to publish, you cowardly scaredy-ass bastards! Obviously, it's all a fact I've been through. I don't even want to publish with money! ”

Well, is this childhood annihilator going to write a book to destroy the image of the prince in the eyes of the world? What a vendetta!

So, knowing why Emila was so notorious, I did not hesitate to take up his seat as the only human prince present, as the original actor of this resentment, after Gagarol and others heard his self-proclaimed name.

“Well, I can tell you, in the circle of demigods and true gods, there are more indestructible Roland than I am famous for questioning his deception? Think about what you're worth to him first. ”

“Undying Roland? ”

This is the first time I've heard of it. I've been killed many times.

“Well, it means you can't kill anything like that, even after you've done it, you can jump out and stir the rain in a few decades. Though it is not easy to die as the hallmark of the strong, you are probably the only one who can be resurrected again and again with extinction like you. Lai Pi Sugar, who is so avenged and resourceless like you, most importantly, can't get rid of anything and always be careful to get revenge, nobody wants to get in trouble. ”

Well, hearing this, I paused for two seconds, and the system jumped out of nowhere.

[Ding! Semi-divine honor title ‘Undying Roland’ is obtained, after equipping..... has no effect. This time it's really a title. It's amazing. It's scary. It's not a system product. It really doesn't have any special effects. I could add a cockroach hallucination coat to make you an upright cockroach Martian in someone's eyes. Would you like to try it?

Is there a cockroach alien on Mars? System, keep pulling. Have I never read a book before? It's an octopus alien, okay?

Back to the point, this negotiation was stirred up by Emila, and no matter what Galore and Gaussian had originally prepared, how they agreed to move forward and back together would inevitably shake.

And in a sense, bringing Emila to the negotiating table was a great move, even if we hadn't discussed it before, but seeing each other make a common retreat, one red-faced, one black-faced, and dropping the serial information bomb directly to interrupt each other's deployment and get the initiative to negotiate.

When the use of each other's information asymmetries creates an asymmetry in the situation, creating an illusion that we do not talk about whether it matters (in fact, it is very so-called) or not, the other side faces an unknown prophecy of destruction and naturally requires more information, and the situation has come to us from our own initiative.

All of this, just an eye exchange after entering the door, when we laughed at each other, to this point, we had won.

“Emila is a really good partner if she tries to get rid of those hard spots. Especially when I defend the image of the hero prince of the Holy Knight, she dares to do anything and say anything, she is my best double. ”

This kind of thought flashed through my mind, and in the deepest part of my mind, locked to death, "changed." Two difficult places alone can't be cleaned up. "

Now is not the time to think more, and it is the time to intensify the pursuit while the negotiating adversaries are restless.

“My lords, I have a small proposition. Perhaps, in order to cope with future crises, we should strengthen the channels of communication between ourselves. Perhaps, an interdependent alliance is a good idea. You do not have to pay much, and what you get will be everything! ”

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After a long and arduous negotiation, when I stepped out of the Lordship, I was happy to sing.

But when I think of my musical cell, which is comparable to Gloria of Death, I still get rid of it, but the leap of foot is getting up very quickly.

Now that the big picture of the covenant has been settled, all that remains is for the negotiators to peel slowly, and this covenant will be the biggest backdrop for the rise of Donglan.

“The food and human resources of the Shavin Autonomous Territory are only the expected harvest, and mining rights in the savages' mountains will be at the heart of this new covenant! ”

Yes, even if Prince Gaussian didn't show up, I'd be there, and I'd be watching their mountains.

It is a well-established fact that the North is a rich mining area on the entire continent, but shallow mining areas in all kingdoms have been excavated and have become the focus of competition. Today, Donglan lost his last mining area more than two decades ago and lost its very foundation in the North, which is why he is in constant decline.

In order to reverse all this, it is not enough for the throttle alone to open up new sources, and at a time when the god of Dongluan law is a religion, it is no longer possible to use war to seize mining areas, then there is only one way - to find new mining areas.

In fact, this is essentially an impossible task, and every inch of land in Donglan has been tested repeatedly, and even if there are hidden mining areas, it clearly exceeds the exploration capacity of the current mining technology, which is no different.

But it is true that there is a rich mineral range in the North that still has no excavated virgin lands, and that there are still many people who know it, but no one is excavating it, nothing more than the difficulty of extracting technology, disproportionately paying and harvesting it.

“It is unthinkable for outsiders to gain the trust of the barbarians, but for the royal family of Lan, which has been inherited for thousands of years, this brotherhood in war and mutual assistance has been maintained, and it is not difficult to gain the trust of the barbarians. ”

“That's not the point. Even if you mine gemstones, how are you going to get them down here? That's not the way a normal person can walk. It was the transport that was almost impossible that led to no one attempting to exploit the mining mountains for so many years. ”

“Oh, maybe it's time for me to introduce you to my delightful creation - the Northern Light of Jealousy! ”

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When we left, Gagalore and Gaussian changed the panic and discussed what had just happened in detail and calm.

“Brother Goss, do you think that Roland is telling the truth? ”

The word "brother" weighs heavily among the barbarians. If it is used casually to climb a relationship, it is mild to be knocked out of the big teeth, and Gaussian acceptability suggests that the relationship between the two parties is not as unfamiliar as it has just been.

“The Gagarol brothers, meticulous and cautious may be your advantage, but this time you really think too much, I can feel each other's goodwill, and I dare you to vouch for your life, and he must be telling the truth. ”

In fact, the two brothers were brothers, and their territory was also frequent, but there was really not much to know about the secret.

“Hmm?”

“I don't know about that portrait of yours, but the prophetic portrait of our holy place being destroyed must be true. You see, those giant stone sculptures, they've broken into stones, but only a handful of tribal leaders know that these stone sculptures hidden in the deep mountains are actually the defensive mechanism of the holy mountains, and ordinary people don't even know that these stone sculptures were done by our ancestors, and that their fragmentation is only likely to be raw and destroyed by strong enemies, which means that the tribes are at their most dangerous time. ”

“This is not enough to say that he may have received information from a tribal chief. ”

“Oh, you worry too much, look at that giant. ”

It was a giant golden giant with a giant spear in his chest that was about to die, but the pattern on his chest was still gleaming.

“It's a secret that absolutely nobody knows, and it should be me on it. My ultimate gift, the incarnation of the god of war, which allows me to sacrifice everything before returning to the arms of the god of war and then to become an invincible war giant, is the legendary talent of the ancient savages, who did not even know my father, who could not have known from anywhere else. ”

And I'm afraid it's not just the end that's coming, it's the end that's coming.

“Did you appear in the prophecy? It appears that the date of destruction is much faster than expected. Why don't we talk to Lord Roland? ”

“Well, don't you suspect they lied to you? ”

Rumor has it that the silver fox, famous for his intelligence, laughed bitterly in the future.

“As the crazy witch said, who are we, who is the adult, and what are we worthy of the adult's own deception? I was so worried. Now all we have to do is seize the opportunity to fix his relationship. I can feel that he's a little dissatisfied with us. ”

“Well, ask your men to prepare a gift and we'll pay a visit tomorrow. ”