The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Looking up in the Chaweng Valley, the sun slopes down on the clouds, and the surrounding mountains soar into the clouds, and it is these mountains that are extinct, creating this rare warm granary in the north.

Nature's ghost axe creates natural miracles, with mountains and forests blocking cold currents and winds, and rainfall and dark river tributaries bringing fertile nutrients to this rare granary in the North.

The North is not a grain-producing land, and ripening elsewhere is the limit every year, where, with the help of practitioners, even three ripens can be reached each year, and where the quality of food is fairly high due to the nutrient adequacy and climate.

This is why we must come here. For the cultivation of new crops, field cultivation is indispensable. Ten years of kung fu in other regions is probably enough for the selection of good seeds for ten generations, but here, at least in the thirties, good seed cultivation varies greatly from one generation to the next, and these twenty generations differ even more.

“Can't you just use magic to make it ripe? ”

“... I really don't know how you passed the life theory exam, the magical maturation and the real crop are actually two things, the magic with the will of the executor directly distorts the growth of the plant, to see a normal growth process of life must come step by step. ”

“How did he pass the exam? Don't you know? It was all due to cheating. If it wasn't for his amazing cheating skills, he would have lost most of his homework and been dropped out of school by virtue of his wooden head with about zero comprehension skills. ”

When I woke up from a long sleep, Heroise was in a period of overactive energy, talking badly about me and lying on my head, pulling my hair plate fur balls.

“Teacher Herois, do you think that the shape of the flesh, in turn, affects the soul? ”

Dead cats were reminded and stunned before realizing that their behavior was similar to that of real cats. When he covered his face with claws, he was silent.

“Pfft, no, the cat form is just one of her schematics, she just pretends to be a cat addict... Dead cat, dare to bite me! ”

Well, after I demonstrated with reality what is called evil from the mouth, Heroise demonstrated with action what is called shame and anger.

“The pet cat actually attacked the owner? Against you, Megatron, you haven't ruled the world yet. ”

Immediately, I had a fight with the dead cat, and I was about to win again by shape, but I heard Emila's ghost coming.

“You guys have a really good relationship. ”

“Who would have had a good relationship with him and her! ”

Well, at least that's what we agreed on, and to prove it, and to make Heroise's defense a fact, I came to hell with a cat's neck, got a delightful scream on schedule, and then got a stunned dead cat.

In contrast to the past, the posture of the resuscitated dead cat became more real, and from the outside, it evolved from a cat star cub to an adult black cat, and the otherwise dead cat hair greased and slippery.

After successfully completing the swallowing of the sub artifact "Death Breath of the Black God," Heroise finally began to demonstrate her potential as a top demon pet, and while her appearance became more elegant, the Dead Cat changed more profoundly in a more hidden place.

[Magic Pet: Heroise (Mother of Greed), Race: Special Slame, Power: 14, Agility: 10, Health: 35, Intelligence: 30, Will: 25, Attraction: Indefinite Occupation: Level 37 Mage, Overall Evaluation: Position, Ethnicity: Special Deformation (Legend), Split Greedy Body (Legend)]

[Talent Ability Special Transformation (Legend): Transformation into a harmless cat is only its weakest ability, it can choose a weapon form for transformation deformation, there are currently Staff (Death Breath), Magic Sword (Pseudo. pale justice) in two forms.

[Talented ability to divide the greedy subsome ((legend): to divide a small greedy subsome, which inherits some of Heroise's abilities and attributes, and as long as it is close to a certain range, the subsome will be completely controlled by Heroise, acting as its ears, eyes and feet. Current Divide Count: 15,417 - In bad luck, people always feel that the black cat that brings misfortune is everywhere, and for Heroise, it's easy to be everywhere, and she always laughs at your bad luck in a timely fashion as a black cat with a crow.

[SYSTEM EVALUATION: This is your magic pet, but she always thinks about how to rebel within the limits of the covenant. Don't be confused by her appearance. As a magic master, she can easily clean up those gold-class rookies, even if only with the strength of a bronze position, while her magic and past are more hidden and dangerous by the high foundational properties and deformation abilities.

[SYSTEM EVALUATION 2: She is far from being so weak and powerless, what do you want me to explain? Perhaps her recent relationship has satisfied her, she has decided to succeed in the rebellion and leave you with a way to live... so what are you waiting for, while you still have the upper hand, clean up this stupid cat star.

Now it's just the epic morphology of death breathing wand visibly quality decline, and the power of the devoured death makes Heroise dangerous and powerful, looking at the ability data on the panel, looking at the growing body of greed, I suspect that if I turn my face with her, and fight her seriously once and for all, most of the final victory will not be me.

Without mentioning her personal strength, which she thought was well concealed but had been completely exposed a long time ago, I also enjoyed such blatant bullying of the dead cat, and in order for me to ignore my strength, she could only pull out the status quo in this book.

In contrast to strength, Heroise's experience and knowledge are what we rely on most now, and the first crops she helps to select.

And more importantly, of course, because Emila and I both lack common sense and lower limits in our research, so we need her to get it right.

“I've got a great idea, growing rice on a moist frog so that animals and plants can live together, and I've got its name in mind, that's you! Beautiful frog seed! ”

“Rejected! Without mentioning the technical difficulties, the frog will die in a few days. And how does it reproduce? ”

“Well, plant it on a zombie. The decaying flesh of the deceased is said to be nutritious for plants... ”

“Rejected! Zombie rice. Who dares to eat that? ”

“Well.....”

“If you say zombie wheat, zombie cake, I'll put slime on your face. ”

“Well, I'll think about it again. ”

Am I right to say that I thought Emila would, like me, do it as an interesting project, try the latest technology, and instead deal with it at a glance?

“Special Nerds Barley, Special Searle Rice... Is that it? ”

“Well, in the first batch of twenty-seven mutant plants, we're going to find the one that best fits the cold-resistant gene, the one that best adapts to water scarcity, drying and freezing, and when I get a highly adaptable variety, I'm going to use magic to mutate it and choose the best mutation to go into second-generation improvement. ”

“Variety improvement is not an overnight thing, even if you provide greenhouse hut technology, at best it only speeds up the time to update, for the safety of ordinary people, we have to be careful... so strange what am I looking at, what am I saying wrong?

I shook my head in a hurry, and I was right, but it wasn't a little out of line with your image.

“'Thank Mother Earth with gratitude for her gift and be careful with the gift of the earth.' That's what my teacher taught me when I was a Virgin in the Sydrel Theocracy. Too bad...”

The Virgin, or the Virgin of the Church of the Famous Mother Earth? I can't help but admire how colorful Emila's past has been and wonder how she has come to this point.

“Too bad? ”

“It is unfortunate that she was deceived by a man and was naturally expelled from the Church after losing her virginity as the Virgin of the Church. And worst of all, the man abandoned her and said to her, 'I'm just playing with you, man, naturally I'm a little interested in being a Virgin, but now you're not even a Virgin, how can I give up my honor and screw with you’, and soon my mentor committed suicide. Death is so disgraceful, it was treated as a stain on the earth's theology, and I couldn't even attend the funeral as a successor to the Virgin and adoptive daughter. It was a total disgrace. ”

That understatement is a bitter hatred.

“Did you avenge her? ”

“I killed the man's family, but he escaped himself, and now I still can't take him...”

“Now he's alive? ”

“‘Dragon Shooter' Damus, he's the first generation of Damus, his adopted son, the second generation of Damus, I've already killed him, and one day I...”

It's not the first time I've heard that name. Isn't Masolit's enemy the same name? I laughed when I remembered the information I got from Old Emperor Oran.

“..... I will plant immortal grass in his bones and cut a piece of meat every day to feed him himself...”

The imaginary torture had been uttered, and the more excited Emila's eyes were red, apparently on the verge of losing control, while I patted her on the shoulder.

“There will be a day of revenge, and I will help you, and I will let him die with more dishonor and despair than your adoptive mother. ”

And Emila stared at me with a vigilant eye, stunned and then took two steps back to pull the distance apart.

“Less like that, you can't go there either. Your past has made it clear that, although there is no established relationship with a woman and no precedent for playing with women, there are definitely more emotional debts owed to women than to that bastard. ”

I opened my mouth, this is a rumor from where I've been playing bareback for three lifetimes. I really need to have emotional debt. What do I owe? How good is it to make up for my debt and get out of being single.

“I, I didn't...”

“Humph, stop whispering, you dudes are the best at expecting women, can you remember how many girls cry for you? We're just a purely cooperative relationship now, and you're not going to get my trust again. ”

Well, look at this turning around, Emila, I don't even know what to say.

“Playboy, Playboy, the old bareback was actually treated as a playboy.... Pfft! Smile at me! ”

This dead cat is really laughing all over her head, making people want to throw her out, and, uh, the next minute, I did.

Dead cats roll in the air, but they're still screaming.

“So dizzy, so annoying! I'll be back! ”

“Huh, talking cat people hate it. ”

I turned my head and saw a bunch of nice faces.

“Sir, can we rest now? It's almost noon. ”

“No, keep working for me. It's punishment! ”

Of course, since it is an agricultural experiment, there is naturally no shortage of hard-working farmers, who have been busy with mud all morning “farmers", but are a group of incoming department bosses.

”Storm Eagle, I appreciate your support, but not without students. ”

Rumor has it that Druid's old face is red. Yesterday, after they couldn't get anybody alive, they began to become bears, wolves and other animals and teenagers to play with, carrying them to increase their good feelings, but running, under an unnamed primitive drive, the famous Iwo Mountain City specialty again performed on the surface.

“Mom, what is that! Birds?”

“Little bird, your sister is an elephant! ”

“Ah!! Come on, don't look! ”

“... snowshoe, I heard yesterday that the law has been called the Church of the Naked. ”

“Well, boss, leave it to me, I'll show you the native cultivation skills of our cowheads, ethnic specialty herbal science plus five. Oh, although I can't figure out why cowheads need such ethnic talent, maybe it's just for today. Oh, oh, oh, I'm on fire. I'm gonna work hard! ”

After two days of wind-dried beef, the guy was finally holding back, but this time he was in a new place burning panic, and saw this familiar wave of stripping and running, and how he pressed to live.

As for Green and the goblins... I should be lazy when they start demonstrating their mechanical assembly skills, and the pits on the minerals need to be filled out.

As for the sad wind... yes, what did the sad wind do, why is it punished here as well?

“Sad Wind, what did you do that day? ”

“My lord, I am unjust, this is June snow, I was just talking to people, and they brought me in somehow. ”

“Ah, sad wind, you didn't make a mistake? I'm sorry, I'm used to it. If you see it, you'll be caught directly, so be it next time. ”

Diana's apology was not sincere, and the decision to deduct a penalty was unanimously endorsed, apparently no one thought that the wind would be wrong.

“Impossible, the sad wind didn't make a mistake? ”

“Bullshit, it must be eye-catching, how could he not do something. ”

“What if the world slanders me, cheats me, humiliates me, laughs at me, takes me lightly, cheats me, offends me, cheats me, so what? Just put up with him, let him, let him, avoid him, be patient with him, honor him, ignore him, stay a few more years and look at him. ”

Finally, in the face of everyone's argument, the innocent half-longer mourned and left behind a phrase that he wanted to get beaten up, to go with the snowshoe he was trying to work with.