The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Axi Fortress, known by the Pokémon as Xinke Eagle Xinko, means “the land of sin" in the Pokémon language.

As the nearest human fortress to the kingdom of the elves of the North, it is a must pass to the kingdoms of the elves, as well as to countless hunting slave squads, and therefore naturally the largest dispersion of the slave trade throughout the North.

In the regions where many elves exist, the elves in the North are probably relatively weak, and the neighboring country, Silwell, is a small country in the North, unable to stop the trade of big businessmen in all countries, so this “business route” has become a disaster area for the trade of elves.

It is true that second-hand traffickers with doorways, agents for fresh and special goods for the great nobility, unlimited mercenaries waiting to be hired, city guard officers and soldiers who have been bought and closed their eyes, in a sense, the elves call them evil places.

When the profits exceed 100%, the merchants have dared to take risks. When the profits exceed 3000%, the merchants dare to violate all the laws of the world. Elf children, elf men, elf girls, ordinary elves, superior elves, semi-envirgins, the unbeneficial trading brings tremendous profits. Every year, there is a constant travel ban.

In a sense, when Lan was so hated, blocking the Pokémon trade was also an important reason (mentioned earlier). Ironically, in order to destroy the country, the Pokémon even sent their own noble women, but ended up opening the door, while allowing the bandits without conscience to enter directly. Is that what policymakers of that year expected?

Of course, if you ask him, you won't get an answer, because he's frozen in the ice with his kingdom, and the Ice Age will keep them fresh for hundreds of years, and maybe a day to thaw.

Today, the bloody fortress city is finally coming to an end, of course, with its slave traders.

When the Orc army suddenly attacked the city from behind, the Moonblade forces of the Elf Kingdom suddenly attacked a merchant's makeshift camp to rescue their plundered royal princess.

And when the looted Moon Pokémon Princess was found blurry out of the merchant's basement, all the Pokémon at the site were completely angry, and the small-scale attack turned directly into a riot.

At the instigation of hearts and minds, elf slaves rioted, killing prison guards and merchant guards, seizing weapons, and opening the gates.

Then there was the natural ethnic cleansing, and this time the proud elves did not refuse the help of the Orcs, who felt that the practices of these coarse men were more hateful and even praised the Orcs for their rugged methods of killing.

Soon, a resignation-strong declaration of war will be delivered to Antoon, who is under attack by the Orcs, and the kingdom of the Tassoo Pokémon and its allies, the Pokémon, will officially declare war on Silwell.

Sudden third-party wars shocked the entire world, with countless letters flowing north like snowflakes, church messengers moving back and forth, but channels of communication were blocked from the beginning.

At this time, at the guardian of the Moonblade Army in the Kingdom of Tassel, the leader of the Moonblade Army, Alvin. But the new leaves were full of worry, and his eyes were everywhere. On the bed in the room, a moon elf girl with scars was asleep.

“Your Majesty is too harsh. Her Highness Suanna is still a minor. She is your only daughter. ”

As a lunar elf nobleman, Alvin and His Royal Highness Atrian of the kingdom of Tassou also have a kinship, and in a sense, this wounded elf princess is also his niece.

As the implementer of the "Key to the Moon” program, Alvin knew the full story when other elves were hanging slave traders in anger.

“Those goddamn old things are forcing His Highness Suanna to die. ”

Suanna. In the Crescent Moon, Her Royal Highness the Princess of the Kingdom of tassels, the sole descendant of His Majesty the contemporary Elf King, has also become an abandoned son of political exchange in order to adopt a plan to wage war and to compete for the support of the Senate. The next Elf King will be the nephew of the Elder of the Presbyterian House.

And what makes Suanna a sacrifice, in addition to the exchange of political interests, is more important that the younger Suanna, a leader of the peace faction, unites a group of lords and sectarian elves around her, and once she is killed, dearly loved by the people, she will provoke hatred and even hatred among all the elves. The people's anger is unhindered, and this war is unhindered.

And in order for Suanna to really work as expected, the brutal planner chose the most brutal slave trader and the most disgusting buyer, a well-orchestrated encounter, a vicious slave hunter, to make this happen to His Royal Highness the Noble Princess.

“..... water..... water. ”

Weak shouting caused the female officers present to move quickly, and the tragic situation of Her Royal Highness finally prevented Alvin from watching.

“Your Highness, tell me what else you need, and I, Alvin, will do it for you. ”

Both body and mind had suffered tremendous trauma, and Suanna was no longer able to live, and eventually Alvin, who could not stand to see it, had made his own commitment, which would be his final limit, and he had decided to do everything in his power to fulfil the princess's expectations.

“... revenge... revenge...”

Rumor has it, Alvin was stunned, somehow suffered such bad luck, no wonder the little princess who had been fighting back was filled with resentment, but poor girl doesn't know who the real enemy is yet.

Suanna's dry lips were slightly closed and she seemed to want to say something else, but she was weak and she couldn't.

Alvin hurried up to hear the mosquito ants moaning.

“No... no... revenge for me, I... peace, I don't... no war. ”

The original white face was full of knife marks, struggling to say the last will, to make sure that his will had been heard by his uncle, this tassel's most beautiful rose lost its final blood color, gave up its love for survival, and died dry.

When the death of Suanna, whom the elves loved, came out, all the elves went mad.

“His Highness is dead! Your Highness is dead!! ”

“All the goddamn humans have done this to His Highness! ”

“Revenge! Blood for blood, teeth for teeth. How can these villains be enough? We will sacrifice the blood of their wives and daughters to His Highness Suanna in the Spirit of Heaven! ”

“No, the vengeance of the elves is ten times as much! Ten times as much blood as we have to sacrifice! ”

The roar was overwhelming, and even gentle court ladies were preaching all kinds of revenge, while among all, Alvin, the only one who heard the last words, had nothing to say.

He just felt the sky spinning, opening his mouth, trying to say something, eventually, thinking too much, his head masked, but still can't say a word.

“... Your Highness, forgive me, I'm afraid I'm going to lose my word, and no one can stop now. And this time, with the exterminator as your enemy, perhaps, soon I will be able to apologize to you in person. ”

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When the news of Suanna's death and the Elf's declaration of war came, I was not surprised at all, and it should be said that if I had guessed the truth, if the Elf really intended to depart from the side of order, Suanna would have to die, mostly tragically.

Reason? There is really no reason, but at least one reason is needed to start a war, especially a self-righteous and “peace-loving” race like the elves, all the more so.

Suanna herself is a perfect sacrifice, she has a high reputation and has always fought back, advocated harmonious coexistence with mankind, expecting to solve all problems through communication, and has long been a nail in the eyes of the main warriors and even the elves.

How do I know her? You know her well? When she was born, I was in prison in Iwo Jima City. I didn't socialize at all, I didn't know her, but I did.

“Sure enough, the real world isn't so dramatic that the lucky Suanna can't be queen of elves in the end.....”

In that “history”, she, as the leader of the Lord and Party, issued a series of incredible levels of epic missions that, with the help of the Pokémon players and human players, eventually swept away the main warriors, including the Presbyterian House and her father, and climbed the throne, even competing for the Queen of Pokémon in the future, before the Pokémon finally remained on the side of order.

And since I discovered that the God of the Four Elements had not been sealed by the "Players" according to the "Historical Script," I knew that there were absolutely a lot of stupid pits in that so-called strategy, at least, the big events in “History” in which those players were involved would certainly be completely different.

Reality is not a game, this mistake gave me a head start.

So I cleaned up "history," and when I measured “history" against the real world, I actually found a lot of loopholes.

The four-element god fell somehow in order to make the "player" feel more historically involved and accomplished, and not jump out of an opponent that couldn't be defeated at all in the early stages of the game, but from that strange dramatic development, it was mostly the hand of God that the game writer deduced in total disregard of the facts.

And the legend of Queen Suanna, "The Light of the Crescent Moon" and "The Lucky Moon”, is all the more amazing, how to meet player heroes in desperation, how to uncover the series of plots of father and presbyterian house, how to finally reach a peace agreement to make humans and elves cross the border, the coincidence of which can go to buy lottery tickets, that highlights the difficulty of re-establishing dragon slaughter with bare hands, the series of ever-reversing legendary drama can write a best-selling novel.

“Damn, this is another pit. It seems that it is the writer who leaves the elf players at the hands of God on the side of order, and, after all, it is a game, somehow the whole replacement camp who can accept. But Ash is a real world, and there's no such thing as a protagonist. ”

But Aishi Mainland is not a game, Suanna is not a son of destiny, so she died, and she died tragically, and finally her death became the trigger of her most hateful war, which is certainly not a wonderful irony, but a warning to me.

“I also have only one chance, this failure will be completely over, any lucky mindset is unacceptable, everything needs to be considered to the worst, and it cannot be over-prepared. ”

But at this point, I regret a little, and some things are best stopped.

“Have you overdone it? I'm just asking for a few accessories to go with the new profession. What do you have for me? ”

Right in front of me, it's called Pierre. Deputy Captain Extreme Light of Papan, he's showing me the equipment I'm asking for.

“Sailor suit? Fake ears? Are you sure this is all weapons and equipment? I want soldier contact equipment and enchanted armor. Are you sure you heard me correctly? ”

The tight women's sailor suit was worn on the muscle man, the strong muscles under the tight clothes were obviously disgusting, but the skirt had two chunky thighs under it, the only thing that was wrong with this muscle man with sunglasses, and he deliberately carried some cute fox ears and tails, which was a tragic scene.

“Yes, Your Highness, this is the equipment you requested. You see, this built-in phonetic ear propagation, in which the Magic Bullet delivers over 200 short-range calls, and its amplified ear design, which amplifies the propagation rate of sound waves, is incredibly ingenious. And this intimate demonized armor, don't look at him as thin, just activate the magic bullet in it and make it hard as iron. Thin enough to be used as underwear, you can add an extra layer of armor to it. Double protection, reassuring! ”

“There is also this fox tail, which is not only decorative, but inside it is a miniature energy pool, sufficient to recharge your body gear more than three times and is expected to last more than three hours alone. ”

Not to mention, I've experimented with it myself and was surprised to find the equipment to be effective, and many theoretical difficulties have been solved, much more complete than expected.

“... who is the designer? I want to talk to him. Is our technology advancing so fast? Is this the kind of technology you use for this? Can you just be normal and be a protective thin armor and a comm headset or something? ”

“Timirette Jr., the chief designer, came along, and he was also asked, but his answer was' Higher stealth is the key, and cuteness is justice! ’It seems that this is what he insists on as a designer, and nobody can convince him. ”

Speaking of which, Pierre also shook his head with regret, instead of regretting not being able to convince him, he was always reluctant to listen to him - adding warship parts to the sample.

“It seems that the difference is that the little hairy child has never experienced the romance of a giant steel ship and heavy artillery. Ming Ming Ma is the most beautiful... but according to your instructions, he should now be selling the simplified version of Magic Armor and Liaison Beast Ear to the Allied Coalition. Well, he appreciates your creativity very highly, and he also praises the use of Friends as an experimental platform. ”

“Little Timmy? ”

Not only did I think of my sister's little furry child in shelter, but I wondered if his fame was "The Hand of God" again, how did it grow so fast?

“A lot seems to have happened, but he's clearly a child, so why do these designs always remind him of his ill-intentioned uncle... etc., and you say he's selling a weakened version of his magic gear to the coalition now? Including all this mess? ”

“Well, there's Lord Oliver's report, and she asks you to check it out. This sale came from the design of Little Timirette. The animal ear has 27 types of cat ears, dog ears, fox ears, etc. The demonized armor has 19 models of jumpsuit, three-point underwear, black sexy underwear, etc. The four 300 pieces of Demon Sword cannot be recharged at once, and the four 2,000 pieces of Demon Blast grenade are weakened versions of the special charge. The data can be sent directly back to headquarters. Ask, is there a problem? ”

“Big problem! Can you sell this? How am I supposed to see someone tomorrow? ”

When I think of my people selling sexy lingerie to generals, I want to dig a hole and bury myself.

Perhaps this information will be sent back to all countries tomorrow, waiting for everyone to laugh at me for the change, the path of perversion, it should not be too late, must be stopped.

“Shouldn't he be gone long? Well, just stop it. It would be better if he was alone. Probably a prank for the kids. ”

After all, adults can understand the prank of a bear child, and, uh, barely understand it, so I feel a little relieved.

“No, Lord Snowshoe came along and he volunteered as a model. The last time I saw him, it was supposed to be a pink navel jumpsuit with rabbit ears... I have to say, it was a tragedy and the researchers threw up on the spot. ”

“... you're so unconvincing, how much can you do? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Compared to the fierce sailor's uniform in front of me, I imagined a little bit that the silly cow was blind enough to wear a pink bare umbilical jumpsuit. I still had a rabbit ear to sell. I thought the world was still ruined, at least my face didn't have to be ashamed of.

Then I knew I didn't have to stop it.

“Go after him! The Orc has changed. Statue escaped that way! ”

“Uh, the brothers are sick and throwing up, can't we just go after them later? ”

“... be sure to catch more victims before they show up. Hunter? Tracking. ”

“Anything else to chase, just follow the citizens who fainted and vomited! Even my little one has been stunned. He has trained military dogs for almost 10 years. His eyes are blinding. ”

I just glanced out the window and I squatted with my eyes covered.

“You guys are definitely unlimited, I'll send you to the mine next month to dig a hole! ”

Not to mention the cowhead walking in the front pink navel jumpsuit, the muscles up to two meters wearing swimsuits designed for teenage girls, it is completely a blasphemy of movement, there is no need to describe it, just the shaking of the muscles under the swimsuit in the running, enough to blind all the spectators.

Behind him are a bunch of surprises.

Goblin Kabbalah is wearing a white nurse's outfit that is quite popular today, but the whole person is nervous and looks like a psychiatric patient who should be cared for. Casio is wearing a black two-point sexy underwear that covers the front of his chest at two o'clock and the horse is completely invisible.

Double-headed cannibal with cat ears on his left head, dog ears on his right head, a maid's costume on his body, a big red lipstick on his blood basin... as a maid control, I was blind immediately.

As for the sad wind.... he is normal now, just looking at his eyes with his beast ear colleague in front of him, seems to be considering whether to include it in the hunting range, I deny the design of the beast ear contact from the bottom of my heart! There's a sad wind, it's too dangerous.

“You bastards! I'd rather you all run naked! ”