The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

In my office, a debate on truth and culture is under way, and I, for one, am accepting challenges from my younger generations.

“There is no future for a race that openly despises the culture of others, and those silly long ears are the most obvious examples, and when you see nascent, interracial cultures as floodbeasts, you close your doors to moving forward! ”

“Well, that's good to say, stubborn self-assertion only leads to stiffness of thought and eventual elimination by time. ”

“So let us learn from the cultural traditions of his people. Perhaps he is seen today as killing Matt, vulgar, absurd, but perhaps in the eyes of the latter, he will be seen as a classic! Any time-changing artist, at first, was unacceptable. ”

“Well, indeed, there are many examples of this, many of the classics of today, which were also not mainstream in the past. Back then, the non-mainstream band now became Uranus giant star. It was obviously a bizarre puzzle in the air. What kind of impressionist puzzle was it? It was difficult for me to understand such antiques. I may not always understand, but I won't stand in the way of new things, and instead, I'll look at absorbing him. ”

“It would be great if you could understand. We must recognize the cultural and personal preferences of other races, Your Highness, if we are to move towards a new era of blossoming flowers. Trying to understand with respect is the beginning of all communication, and the world is so chaotic that there is a lack of intelligent people like you. ”

“Oh, little Timmy, you're so good at talking, say I'm pissed off. ”

“What about my design plan? ”

“Oh, still no. ”

Looking at Timirette, who was desperate, I grinned cruelly and embarrassed you. The whole world said I was the careful eye of revenge, so let me show you how I took revenge.

“So much to get your cat ear comms, tail energy pool, swimsuit series armor through? Are you tired? Still think I'd be so easily overlooked. Okay, I've always respected the traditions of other races, but you're sure you've changed that way. Are attitude designs based on normal aesthetics, not to satisfy one's own desires? Do you dare to swear on your conscience, in the name of your sister? ”

Well, Timirette was mute, and I stepped up the knife.

“Besides, even for your own sake, it's too easy to think about. They say the maids look good, and you know I do like the maids, but do you know what it's like to be a maid in a two-meter, three-foot suit? Blind my Kryptonite dog's eye, ruined Sanguan, I stared at Eliza the other night before recovering! ”

“... you are so naive, you just think about the youthful cuteness of a three-point swimsuit girl, you don't think about the horror of a swimsuit grandmother, you just think about a sailor suit girl, a young girl, but you don't think about a hard sailor suit aunt and an old magic girl. Not to mention those swimsuit uncles whose feet and chest hairs didn't fade. They blinded me. I had nightmares all night! ”

This is bullshit. I can now paint the scenes of my dreams.

“In the nightmare, a group of muscular men walked in a neat array dressed as maids, marched to me, they lifted their asses and walked a twisting cat step, but also raised the little witch transformed into a staff shouting slogans, what ‘represents the moon punishing you', ‘love and courage’ Forget it, that mentally polluting ‘Nicole Nicole’, 'I didn't take any pills today, I feel adorable‘ What is it! ”

“And don't say I haven't read a book, then raise one arm and yell, 'Hey, gentleman king!’ What exactly does that mean, the plagiarism is too obvious! I'm not the king of gentlemen! ”

The roar went all the way outside the wall, but it was just the beginning of my exhalation. Because of that strange parade, I was woken up in the middle of the night and I didn't sleep. I stared at Eliza and made her think I was completely insane.

“Hooligans are not afraid. Hooligans are afraid of culture. It's not scary, it's afraid of change. The state is knowledgeable, the bear child is naughty, it's naughty, nobody beats him up! ”

Haven't been so miserable in so many years, even my reputation has developed in a strange direction, how could it be possible not to take revenge.

“Bear children must be disciplined, and the sooner the distortions are distorted, the sooner they need to be corrected, or sooner or later they will evolve into super bear children. ”

“Pfft!" After a ringing finger, | the door opened, a group of puffy big mermaids entered, they were all puffy big men, but dressed in Timirette's design... Well, for lunch today's sake, it's still unspecified, anyway, even if you close your eyes in time, the sound of that muscle collision is disgusting.

“........ I guess I know what you like, since it's your own design, just try it! ”

“Wait, Your Highness, I know I'm wrong! Ah, move your chest muscle, it's disgusting, don't rub me with your greasy face, my lord, help me, I'm really wrong! ”

Even with the blind scene closed early, the screaming of the bear child is still pleasant.

“Wrong? Play with your new friend for a few hours. Take it down. ”

“Little Timmy, I'm sorry, these are His Highness's orders, but don't worry, the head of the regiment has approved the application to join the Gentlemen's League, and we will all be brothers in the future. When he has a few more backbone members down from the flagpole, we will give you a tour entrance ceremony. Everyone loves your design. In the future, your design can be digested directly within our team, so you don't have to worry about not having research funds. ”

“... wait, when did I apply to join a perverted league... Don't touch me. I worked for Lan Nation! I bled for His Highness! You can't do this! Please, Your Highness, put me on the flagpole. ”

Listen to this application to fly the flagpole, I can also understand the other party's remorse, so Timirette should have learned a lesson, and I will consider doing more in the future, so I made a decision.

“Oh, no! ”

The promise of the bear child? Even if I said it all the time, with the forgetfulness of the bear child, forget all that stuff in two days. If I don't get a real lesson this time, I'll probably make the same mistake next time, I'll let you remember it for the rest of your life.

“Ahhh, sister, princess, Your Highness, help! Don't touch my ass! Ahhh, my first kiss, I'm going to leave it to my sister! ”

Well, that scream was delightful. Listen to the scream of the bear child. I'm finally relieved.

“By the way, feed the guys on the flagpole, let the Magic Bomber shoot them, don't leave them idle, don't worry, they won't die with training bullets. Think I don't know, these guys are hanging out, ‘How do you sleep in the most labour-saving position when you're hanging backwards?’ Oh, I see how you sleep when you're being targeted. ”

And after dealing with all this mess, we need to focus on what we're doing right now.

My Dead Spirit Scouts and Ultra Light Cavalry should be the highest ranking scouts on the battlefield, and thanks to their efforts, I have some certainty about the battlefield.

The coalition does not know what is going on, but from the fact that I have not been invited to see from several military meetings, there is probably a lot of caution. Of course, I also have my own calculations, and the information shared is only carefully selected.

Orcs and Pokémon let go of years of stigmatization and sincere cooperation, but the human side is one of the people, but the fight is not good on our side.

However, since the elves entered the gateway, I am not worried about Antoon's problem, which is not military, but political.

If I'm not mistaken, the elves are under the banner of revenge, hoping that the war will escalate and eventually pull out the human superpower and the Church, then, since they have declared war on Silverwell, if Antoon falls and Silverwell dies, should they consider returning home?

I'm afraid this is also the root cause of the tight and slow attack by the Orcs. Silverwell Antoon is a big fish fisherman. If he dies before he starts baiting, then he really needs to think about what to do after that.

In this Bureau, if the duel loses, it's enough to kill half of the seven kingdoms in the North, but if any super empire intervenes, such as San Antonio, which has connections, those elves in the North are definitely not enough.

“Eliza, do you know what's inside? Any news? ”

“No, it's not part of our responsibility, but I can smell the stench of the devil in it. Most of this mess is the devil's pen. They love these useless schemes. If it's the devil's lord, he must have started summoning the devil's army directly. As long as the regiment comes, crushing all the way down is, those useless little tricks are ridiculous. ”

Indeed, this is also in line with my understanding of the two communities of chaos, where the devil always likes to lurk in other races to provoke war or plot, and where the devil has more direct means.

“No, I'm gonna go check it out. ”

When the situation was unclear, sitting at home blindly commanding was not my style, and I did not hesitate to embark on an icy nightmare and go on a front-line inspection.

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The ice nightmare of flight suddenly turned into a phantom body and missed the lightning emitted by the Thunder Eagle, while I was in the fog, summoning the incarnation of the Angel of War and flying quietly into the cloud.

“Let's go down! ”

And the next moment, when the thunderhawk knights' attention was drawn to the re-condensed Irene Bella, the giant sword from the top of their head just shot them down.

With Irene Bella's foot strength, Antoon is not far away, but the intercepted air cavalry along the way is very troublesome. I have already encountered four squads along the way. Though Thunder Eagle only has a natural ability to thunderstorm, it is not too difficult, but their high speed and brilliant eyes are our biggest enemy, not necessarily escaping, but eating hard.

By that point, even my transformation and Irene Bella's ability to virtualize only three times a day seemed to have reached its limits.

Not far away, I was already in Antoon under siege, but I did not go any further, because the alarm bells broke out in the Orc camp, countless empty cavalry began to lift up, and I found a young Green Dragon knight, even if the traditional army species of bipedal flying dragons, thunderhawks, bird witches were to be left behind.

“It's a complete blockade of air access to Antoon, Irene Bella. Go back. ”

When I ordered to go back, the black cat in the clothes jumped out.

“Take it easy, go around. See those stone columns down there? Look closer, maybe there will be new problems. ”

Well, the expert said, the clerk broke his leg, and when I flew two laps around the stone column, after 10 minutes of playing hide-and-seek with Little Green Dragon, Heroise finally nodded and talked.

“It's settled, go back, now that they've got it, I'm afraid the duel is on the horizon. ”

“What's that? ”

While avoiding the dragon's breath attack behind him, the dragon knight was given a middle finger, and the dragon didn't even have a full mustache. He was less than 100 years old when he was beaten up. Maybe he was a livestock kept by an animal. Maybe his strength was good, but he definitely failed in war experience.

When Irene Bella's incarnate bird sped up, Green Dragon disappeared for a few minutes, and when we got rid of the monster rides, I could finally ask Heroise what she found.

“How can you muscle sticks understand the magic of a magician... don't shake, don't shake, fall! Well, let me get this straight, those earth elements are building a city. You've always heard of the Elemental Fortress. Maybe in a few days there will be an extra mega-city. You'll be attacking the big city. If they hit the small city, it'll be fun. ”

But I shook my head unbelievably.

“Don't fool me. The Elemental Fortress can only be summoned in the Elemental Position. This is the Main Position. ”

“Well, that's the second problem, the door to the earth's elements is opening, and soon you'll be faced with countless stone men. ”