The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“The Great Plastician leads the war? Oops, I didn't expect him to be in such a hurry. ”

I was not surprised when I heard the news of the battle between the Lords of the Elements. After all, when the Elemental Throne is built again, I will beat you to death. Why don't you start cleaning up and consolidating your strengths with your own initiative now?

War never required mutual recognition, and it could be said that no war was what both sides expected, and that the outbreak of war was only a matter of time as long as one party believed that its advantage was obvious and that it could reap enormous benefits from war.

At this time, the earth element is like losing the managerial battlefield, all the beasts are put in a cage, and when they know that there is only one seat to climb to the top, the strongest beasts do not hesitate to start cleaning objects that can threaten them, and the weakest beasts start hugging and heating, then the chain of wars begins.

Driven by the temptation to ascend the throne, the war will last for more than a hundred years in the foreseeable future.

When the earth elements are chaotic, the seemingly peaceful dominant face is also in greater trouble.

Rose's meteor, Ms. Storm's escalation, has stabilized the order of the gods for a thousand years. Stupid enough to move the lurkers in the shadows, and this is not the only god that has changed.

The fall of Ermdirokan shocked the whole world even more, and it had been established from another channel, and the god of fire elements had somehow been hung up. It had become a Marquise of the Fire Sea, with only two gods of the four ancient elements left, or two weaker ones, which had made those immortals feel cold, but also made those ambitious who were disturbed by the status quo foolish.

And this is not the best “newcomer” in the recent past, this honorable title is obviously occupied by the insomniac, from a “silent” city judge to the god of the law, then from a weak god to a medium god, and now he has obtained the priesthood of the Patron God of the North, which has been considered a state religion by several northern countries, this other true god is not necessarily able to solve for thousands of years, after two years of walking away, can not be described with an epic legend, it is amazing.

A successful pioneer inevitably brings countless imitators, immortals who seek to ascend the throne of God, ancient gods who are gradually forgotten in history, who must act if they do not want to miss this unique “opportunity” of a thousand years.

They have compiled a barbaric tribe, either to revive their families from sleep, or simply to change their clothes on their horses, and the third type of contact news in the last month has reached the top of the last decade, with all kinds of border clashes reaching the sum of the past three decades.

“In the mountains of Amu, the figure of a flaming troll appeared to be descended from an ancient troll ethnic group that attacked the hunters of the mountains and seemed to regard them as their own territory. They are said to possess both biological and elemental properties, which is remarkable. ”

“A strange creature emerges along the Casolan coastline, like an ostrich walking upright. They use very peculiar engineering props and psychic magic. Slavery of local human beings as laborers began to build their own arc-shaped sky towers. ”

“The fairy kingdoms of the southwestern mountains have issued declarations declaring the establishment of the United Kingdom and have begun to drive people from within and around them. The fairy gods remain silent, but this cannot happen without their permission. ”

“Having cut off business dealings with other countries, the Eastern Kingdom of Human Beings has now begun to expel its envoys… Since they started practicing that strange voodoo religion a hundred years ago, I expected that day. Sooner or later, they become human beings and ghostless things. ”

“A new kind of Asians has emerged in the Plains of Aymon, who look like young humans, but are less than half as tall as humans, and whose ears are very good at taming beasts. It doesn't matter. Most importantly, they're all so cute! It's a Lori controlled paradise..... the League of Gentlemen has a lot of people willing to be obliged to visit first, but not one to avoid causing a racial dispute. ”

“Wind and rain come.” Even those who are more dull, when they see a series of warnings of war, will lament this sentence, when the outpost as a precursor to the war is over, and then naturally it will be the autumn of the storm.

But the only thing to be thankful for is the strange calm and even the strange vacuum in the northern part of the country that has just experienced the war.

“It seems that killing an exemplary monkey is still useful, at least not for the time being, with no short-sighted idiot coming towards the North. ”

I'm afraid in the eyes of most immortals, the North has become the territory of the sleepless, and at least for a short time, no one has wanted to challenge this hot new nobility.

And this more peaceful gap is what I expect, and it will take a lot of time to truly unite the countries of the North, even if only to form a relatively loose alliance.

But it is not desirable to just react passively, it is like playing chess, regardless of how well the board corners are handled, if you lose the whole game, you will still be unable to return to heaven.

“Interference in the name of the state and myself can cause a lot of trouble. Interference by the sleepless can lead to the siege of the gods. A neutral identity is the best... Perhaps that mercenary regiment of absolute gentlemen could be useful, and it would seem that it is time to have a good conversation. ”

After a moment of reflection, it is best to discover that the mercenary group that emerged from the moment is probably the most suitable for walking across the continent. Although the gentlemen's union and Donglan have very good relations, from the outset, their efforts, from the financial to the compilation, are independent institutions, can be said to have an official colour but no official background. Such a mercenary group has the possibility of operating across borders and is also the most suitable for my actions.

“Forget it, I'm still the named captain of that mercenary regiment, and, uh, it looks like there's a lot to play with. ”

In fact, when I got back to the main position, I realized that the joking mercenary corps had long been the chief mercenary corps of all branches of the country, and that the bastards were buying horses under my banner, and officials everywhere had to give face, and in the eyes of outsiders, this mercenary corps had probably become a private soldier for me, Roland.

Of course, the monarchs are undoubtedly very constrained here, and there have been quite a few examples in history, from mercenary kings to kings and emperors, but Donglan's special internal relationship, mainly with Renee, has made most people happy to see the expansion of this mercenary regiment, even though they see it as a complement to official soldiers.

The official army has always been limited. In this era when the strong are the king, the protection of self force is always necessary. A profession such as mercenary regiment has always been popular, but the result of a lack of restraint is that some mercenary regiments are usually mercenaries, and when they are not working, they are bandits. If they are asked to transport some precious goods, they should be careful whether they are transformed into pirates.

If one place has a bad reputation, another is that, in this world of constant struggle, those who are armed will never be able to find food.

However, the civilian reputation of the League of Gentlemen is excellent compared to that of other floating mercenaries.

“Charges are high, but they are strong and have a good reputation, and although members are strange, they are good people. Even if there are some complaints against their peculiar spleen and personal temperament, there are currently zero complaints about professional ethics and there is generally a high rating on the receipt of the mercenary's trustee. ”

This is the mercenary union's assessment, which adds to their credibility.

“Yeah, the shrewd volunteered to help me find the cat, and he didn't charge me for my change. He asked me to hold the doll and laugh at them. Even if it was a commission, they always had lollipops in their pockets. Okay. ”

This is some kind of delicate speech by Lori, and the look on the face of someone who hears it is even more subtle.

“Most of the grassroots rookies are local disciples, retired veterans, many of the middle and upper levels are famous strong people in the mainland, or heroes of this Orc War. Most importantly, the leader of this mercenary regiment is His Royal Highness. Such a team can be used even if it is more expensive. Yet another rumor, said to be joining the members, becomes more and more strange... Must be rumors from the jealous ones. ”

Credible, powerful, officially guaranteed, and local acquaintances, coupled with countless task orders, are the most important things to do in the Orc War, and it is odd that such a mercenary regiment should not do so much.

So, under the handshake cabinet of Mercenary Corps No. 1 (I), under the nonsense of Mercenary Corps No. 2 (sad wind) (the girl went to do her own thing), this strange mercenary corps actually operated benignly on its own, the bigger it became, and now it is the first mercenary corps in the North, and the trust of the people, unwittingly became a force that no one can ignore.

And what Roland wants to do in that far north country is actually on the road.

In a sense, Eliza was the “successor” he had prepared for herself, and when the information had been compiled, she had not hesitated to send a large number of scouts, and even at her request, the Legion of Gentlemen's Mercenaries had begun to establish divisions in other countries, and the judiciary of the Church of the Law had embarked on a journey.

“It is absolutely undesirable to keep the door closed for information, and we need a great deal of information now. The more, the better, especially about the dead, and Bayer. ”

In fact, there's something that hasn't been reported to Roland yet, and one of the many messy pieces of intelligence that has been regarded as nonsense has drawn Eliza's attention.

“The Bayer Empire discovered a giant white bone-built skeleton gate, which, according to records, appears to be a dimensional gate to the surface of the dead bone! And the front door is said to have existed for a year and a half. ”

This intelligence is nothing but hearsay, but Eliza attaches great importance to sending her own intelligence agents when other countries still treat spoiled natural disasters as a joke.

“In the light of the recent changes in the Bayer Empire, if the authenticity of this information is determined, if that gateway really exists, or if it has been living in peace with the Bayer Empire for more than a year, then some things really need to be reconsidered. ”

However, the task had not yet been completed, and a new order had interrupted all deployments.

“Celebration? At this hour? Is Roland sick again? ”

Yes, there is a crossroads letter detailing a festival to be held on the last Sunday at the end of winter called the Peace Day Celebration, with a few references to programmes scheduled, such as the organization of circus tours, such as parades, late winter hunting, and invitations to embassies to organize liquor parties.

“It's less than a month away. How is this time? Our long-standing food problems have not been resolved and luxury celebrations have to be arranged? Food consumption during celebrations is at least three times higher than on weekdays. ”

The mere diplomatic and commercial negotiations of Lan Union have already overloaded Dong Lan's administrative officials. By this time, there will be a national celebration in less than a month's preparation period, which can hardly be expected.

Upon seeing the letter of order, a dozen administrative officers were said to have been scared to the ground and the beds in the emergency room were strained.

“His Royal Highness is so desperate, it's too late to risk his life. ”

This has become a private complaint, but someone has suppressed all the complaints, worked overtime and made task sheets, hard to create a propaganda momentum.

“Sister Kelly, you don't have to follow that guy around. It's too late for that plan. ”

Yes, as the chief lady of the court, in fact, Kelly was also the number one civil servant in Donglan Palace, and she was the only one who pushed it with long-term prestige, but she looked at a lot of sad staff, but Eliza couldn't see it either, so she simply asked Kelly to discuss it.

Rumor has it, Kelly suddenly smiles.

“You still don't know Roland, someone else let it go because he's messing around, but you think so too, it makes him sad. ”

Eliza doesn't get it. What's so strange about this sudden celebration?

“You see, this seems ridiculous, but it's actually our current focus. Organize a winter hunting competition, that is what was expected. If spring arrives, the hungry herd will dissolve itself. It will be very troublesome to deal with, but now that the war is over, it is obvious that warriors and civilians are averse to war. It is not necessarily a good thing for a generous soldier. If it is a winter hunting competition, it is easy to motivate everyone. ”

“The one who invited VIPs from all over the country to the party and organized the parade? The issue of food reserves has not been fundamentally resolved, and is it a little too much to waste now? ”

Kelly shook her head, the smoke waves flowed, her hair gently caressed, seemed to be laughing, seemed to be sighing, and her eyes were not mature enough to say.

“When I first saw it, I was a little confused, but I thought about it, and it was a wonderful trick to solve the problems of short-term diplomacy and commerce. It appears that even without personal involvement, Little Roland has been thinking about this. ”

“Ah, what? How is that possible?" This is not so much a question as a accumulation of grievances, as if Eliza had accumulated enough.

“Look, inviting dignitaries to organize a celebration is undoubtedly a great time to solve the diplomatic dilemma, and the parade is the most appropriate occasion to show them our recruits, our new war machine. ”

“You mean? Arms trade? ”

This time, Eliza was truly caught in contemplation. The compulsory military support was actually an arms deal with a clear code price. It was a long-overdue job assignment, and an ace card to address the future food gap before a new crop could be steadily supplied. It was originally planned to send intermediaries for marketing after next spring.

But to deduce a little, now the wind is constant, countries are actively preparing for war, and Donglan, who gained a lot of prestige in this war, if he organized a marching ceremony and an arms fair, I'm afraid there will never be too many dignitaries, then it was the seller's market, randomly opened the price to earn a death.

To think of it, Eliza suddenly realized that the way she looked at Kelly was complicated, and in a way, this Kelly sister was better known to herself as a girlfriend, making her taste a little bit better.

“That circus and the florist parade is bullshit, right? ”

Kelly shook her head, and in her mind, that was the biggest episode of the celebration.

“When I saw this, I thought it was nonsense, but when I thought about it, we neglected it. Something Roland saw, but we didn't see it around. ”

Kelly walked in front of the window and opened the window. Outside, there was a thriving view, the renovation of the old city, the construction of the new city, next year's planting plan, the military integration program, the crowd was busy and hasty for their own reasons. Although most of them were weary, their mental appearance was good.

“There are too many things happening this time of year. Although everyone is working for the future, the strings will always break. There are so many more things to do in the coming year. If there is a year-end celebration at this time, let everyone celebrate the victory and relax for a few days, it is also kind of a year to end the wind from the heart. ”

Eliza silenced for a moment and nodded.

“I'm afraid Roland has another meaning. In fact, the Red Hound also served as a circus in Mount Iwo, and Roland was named for circus performances, presumably to eliminate the gap between the living and the dead through performances by his own people. ”

Kelly laughed dumbly.

“I hadn't thought of it. It's really Roland's girlfriend. ”

Well, this blank surprise attack made Eliza's cheeks red, seemed a little overwhelmed, but soon she pushed her glasses and calmed down, just looking everywhere, but it was the seemingly thin, but profound letter,

“Let's get started, we don't have much time to organize a grandest celebration before Roland returns. ”

“Mmm!“

And a few days later, when a thick celebration program reached me through the goblin's expensive conveyor, my mood was still very complicated.

“… we will be ready, don't worry, I didn't expect you to think so thoroughly. ”

When she saw the note with the gift, Heroise whispered it out, then she said in surprise.

“Oops, I had no idea you had so many goals. You're amazing. They can see you've got some good help. ”

After a moment of hesitation, I finally decided to go straight.

“In fact, I didn't think that I just wanted to throw a big party... ”

“Then why are you celebrating?" and chose that day. ”

“… just to celebrate the victory, I had no idea. ”

“That's all? ”

Heroise's face was full of disbelief. She perceived it from the deed of her heart. I was probably still hiding it. I nodded helplessly after being stared at by a dead young girl.

“It was my birthday... what am I doing looking at me so hard, can't I have a big birthday party? I'm not demanding either, just watching the circus, hunting, hosting two banquets. That's not too much! ”

Aiming at that 3400 page plan, absolutely a disgusting leach, Heroise wiped a cold sweat and became more sympathetic to the normal person under Roland.

The plan, which covered all aspects, was thoughtful and detailed, and could not have been done without the overtime of forty or fifty staff members for half a month, and now only three or four days had yielded results. It could only be said that the creator had absolutely vomited and leached blood, and with great enthusiasm had spared his life.

“Don't tell the truth this time. Just do as the plan says. Otherwise, I want to beat you up. ”

At this point, I can say nothing but nod my head.