The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Wearing his head, wandering in the crowd, sneaking around, looking at the raving crowd in front of him, sipping a sip of wine, seemingly infected by the festive atmosphere, unconscious, the mood can get better.

Evela has been wiped out. In such a rare and good mood today, I am not going to waste my spirit with an outsider. Angels are all dead minds. It doesn't make any sense right now. Go to Nanxiang for a few months before communicating.

I've walked into Wood City, the most prosperous business district in Diffindor, and by this time the roadside has revealed all kinds of small shops, snacks, jewelry, and even all kinds of war memorabilia.

And I had just entered the market, and all of a sudden there was a cute little blonde sister, running wildly to the roadside stall, looking for a new snack stall.

Long blonde hair dragged fast to the ground, more and more mouthful of Heroise barbecued skewers, smoked fish, and hung a chicken leg in her mouth. Soon, the lovely princess's noble county turned into an oily rag, and the little face of the red flutter turned into a little flower cat.

Ever since she regained her appetite and taste, Heroise has been driven by the evolution of super foods, but fortunately, most of the time she just tasted them. Although she kept whispering, she didn't eat much, so she wouldn't let the dead cat that always occupied my head get fatter.

“Humph, I just don't get fat anymore, big deal is to give nutrients to those bodies, to fatten them, I will always be a digit-age witch girl... Ah, Roland, look over there, what's that! ”

Speaking cold words that could provoke all the women, she jumped and pointed at the street, where the parade car slowly came in, seemed to have completed its first tour.

In human countries, florist parades are also a tradition, but unlike wealthy countries in the Middle Plains of the mainland, where flowers, beauties, gold, and works of art are used to make up florists, florists in the North are generally unflowered, but are among the most skilled in ice sculpting on the mainland.

Mythological epics, heroes, and even real characters can be transformed into unique ice and snow shapes, lit a few colorful lights between the cold and ice, colorless ice and snow statues live vividly in the overflow of light, the distortion of light and the reflection of magic, so that those vivid characters come to life.

Of course, just these words are a bit boring, and flower trucks from all walks of life have their own characteristics and utilities.

For example, the largest bakery in the city, the Assa chain, used ice to sculpt all kinds of fancy desserts, but it was amazing and seductive. On top of that, the kanban lady was distributing the bread discount roll, which seemed to be spreading the ad along the way.

“Desserts, desserts, banana boats, strawberry sundaes, orange tarts, fancy pink rolls... ”

Well, I can only laugh helplessly at the king of witches who robbed a dozen coupons. Looks like there's going to be a lot more breadcrumbs in the house these days.

Philip's carriage was made into a fairytale pumpkin, and the puller's stallion was dressed as a mouse, but the sculpture of the pumpkin shell and the decoration on the carriage were more sophisticated than the real carriage, and the huge giant carriage did not have a slight bump, fully demonstrating the amazing skill of the master craftsman.

Kim Feng Tailor's flower truck became the stage for models to show off their new clothes. Poor the snowy weather. The young girl was frozen with pale cheeks and still trying to show off her dresses and plainclothes with little clothes.

In the past, even in the New Year, it was cold and clear here, and with the revival of Donglan, more and more people chose to return here, and many large businessmen also invested locally. None of the above three were originally local businessmen in Donglan, but also took advantage of the publicity opportunities and tried to promote it.

Even the newly established Urban Management Force has not given up such an important publicity opportunity. Momo still shows their new uniform on the flower cart. The whip is pounding all over the sky. The snow sculpture that replaced the sinner is smoked is flying, making people feel painful when they see it... But it seems to have attracted a lot of strange followers.

And there are many flowers, and naturally there is no shortage of extraordinary types, such as an alliance with a particularly energetic energy, especially those who are highly fired geotechnical engineers...

“One, two, three! Learn how to use excavators and come to West City Mechanical Engineering College! ”

It's a heavy sperm harvester, showing off their new product, the "Safety Card” excavator.

“Boom! ”

Okay, so what you're probably showing is a safety gun barrel, which the audience and themselves have gotten used to, stood up, sent the scorched bastard to the priest, and the rest of us started looking for parts that still work, and they started doing some exquisite assembling tricks.

Soon after, a handsome jet bike appeared on the flower cart in a piece of oil stain and shattered parts. The excavator driver, riding a motorcycle and playing with various skills, began to show his skilled driving and super horsepower of a small motorcycle... Learn how to excavate, can you turn anything on?

“One, two, three! Learn Jet Motorcycle Fancy Skills and come to West City Mechanical Engineering College! ”

Well, there are people applauding piecemeal around, which is better than any trick or performance.

In a sense, without this habit of treating explosion as a daily routine, the most important thing is that if you don't have the same vitality as Xiao Qiang, and you can't achieve such a high degree of geotechnical engineering, then, for their perseverance and thick face, give them thirty-two compliments... Let the city warden know a little later to arrest you. At least this spirit of perseverance is appreciated.

“I can't believe you're so close, haven't you heard? The first thing they did was perform as a combined robot of five engineering machines, combined higher than the walls of the city, and now there's only one excavator left in the right hand, and you dare watch it together. ”

“Boom! ”

The explosion and the fire behind it gave the best testimony to this enthusiastic man, instantly, all neatly retreating and emptying around the flower cart.

But the magic scene just now was reenacted, it had been broken to pieces, and the goblin engineers still hadn't given up. In the oil stain and wrench's song, a gear-clicking sperm saw was assembled first.

The goblin driver stood up again, and when he saw off a piece of wood with the clicking, he heard the familiar shout.

“Three, two, one! Learn to cut wood! Come to West City Mechanical Engineering College! ”

“... from a giant robot to an excavator to a motorcycle, to a chainsaw in the end, it's like splitting a corpse, first a person, then a right hand, then an index finger, then a nail chip... let go of that chainsaw, he's the only one left in their family, it's pathetic! ”

Well, for that poor survivor, I immediately dialed the helpline.

“Hey, hey, Eliza, help me find the city pipe, just say there's a flower truck on the safety card...”

I don't have to say much about the rest. Soon, two Pokémon knights just showed up at the corner of the street, and the goblins didn't say anything, twisting the pieces and slipping away.

So the first empty flower truck appeared, but strangely, a lot of people threw a piece of snow and white stone on it.

“What is this? ”

“For the best flower truck rating, everyone can receive three tickets. If you like that flower truck, you can take the entire tour and win the most on the flower truck. The prize is very rich. ”

Eliza's familiar voice came from behind her, and I couldn't help but notice that she had arrived, and I looked over, and there were a lot of little white stones by the side of the flower cart.

“A sympathy ticket, by the way. Who's in the lead now? ”

“ ……. The Gentlemen's League ranks another flower truck in the top three. Look, that's it. ”

Well, I just looked at it and I knew what was going on, and the flower cart was simple and simple, just a big sign hanging on it, "There's vengeance, there's no resentment, you can vent it.”

Then there's some bad luck under the sign:

“The Clothes Crazy!. ”

“Bare Eagle King!

“Fake drug dealer! ”

“Explosives! ”

“Professionalist Hopper Prisoner…. ”

This unlucky bastard was obviously sold by his own colleagues. They were "popular” and enjoyed the enthusiastic greetings of the people, but given that they were either legends or the top strength of gold, the pebbles thrown out by ordinary people were actually less lethal to them. That scream also enticed the attackers to cast more votes.

One is willing to beat, one is happy to beat, one is happy to be beaten... Well, let's assume they're voluntary, which is amazing enough to collect ballot stones.

“Psst! ”

“Hahaha, look, Eliza, that wretched bastard, who's so short of virtue, smashed an ink bottle in the head of a silver hook. ”

The League of Absolute Gentlemen was supposed to join the parade, but considering his neutral status as a mercenary and future proliferation plans, it was not suitable for official colours to hide them, I didn't expect them to play this well.

“Who made the idea? It's so damaging. ”

When I've had enough laughter, I ask.

“No one, it is said, at the time of the negotiation, Casio said, 'As long as Brother Sad Wind is here, he can go up and swing around and win because of his popularity’, and then they predicted that if Sad Wind is here, with his current reputation, as long as he is not beaten to death, most of them can really do it. And they wanted to make it up to me because of the lack of quality, so the bad guys showed up, and I didn't expect it to work out really well. ”

And my attention is no longer there, not far away, I don't know who, actually made a flower truck with a statue of a twin stars, a lot of pedestrians, silent hair stones on the flower truck, look at the feeling that it has piled up into a hill, seems to be doing better than that target flower truck.

“This is a royal flower truck, said to be a statue made by Princess Renee herself. ”

Looking at the increasingly familiar twin statues, I had to get into meditation, and Heroise rarely cared about me.

“.. oh, it's your birthday, is it that guy's birthday? But always tight strings break sooner or later, put the mess down, have fun enough today. ”

I snorted and laughed.

“Too much thought, I just think that if we put the two brothers together to compare, I'm really handsome... But I don't know why our women are so close. ”

Well, the humiliating second half naturally wouldn't say anything, but it just seemed to be the first half, and it was despised by two people, so I thought about the rest.

“By the way, since that third, the royal flower truck should also be the first three, what's the flower truck in front of it? ”

Rumor has it, Eliza's face suddenly gets a little subtle.

“You see for yourself, the southwest one, right, is the location of the Empire of Siro, their dead flower truck. In a sense, it's a good way to go with the Gentlemen's League. ”

“Love, courage, hope! ”

“Love and peace!”

Just a glance, I was almost blinded by the greasy muscles, Omar's gymnastics got harder and harder, but at least get dressed. You're not followers of Storm Eagle, are you?

And when I found out that what accompanied Omar was Gloria's extraordinarily horrible penetrating voice, I didn't say a word, so I picked my head and left.

“For the life of the world, let them be the first! ”