The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

At this point, it was noon on the second day of the celebration, and the next day's event was scheduled, but I had just woken up.

After playing last night, Xiaohong and Adam dragged me to drink, and as soon as I made a scene, I stayed up all night. The result of drunkenness and sleeplessness is that my head is sore right now.

But unfortunately, as a celebration planner, the office documents had accumulated, and I had not escaped and Eliza had caught me.

The florist parade, which is more despicable than anyone else, is over. The victor is the Shiloh Empire sent to join the troupe. Their muscular opera and the sound of death go together, killing the whole scene in seconds. By the time they get to the end of the day, the florist has become a moving mountain of rubble, invisible.

“There are so many people who like my singing voice. Surely, art is race-neutral and borderless. The last time I was frightened led to poor performance. Well, let's throw a gig in the square next week. ”

“Really, really, really enthusiastic! Me and I were so touched, I decided that every day I was in Diffindor, Omar fitness classes were open for free, and those who wanted to learn gym and square dancing with me, early tomorrow morning at 6: 00 am, in Peace Day Square. ”

According to the news, in just one afternoon, the price and rent around the square dropped by a third, and it appeared that square-dancing and vagrant singers were disturbing the people, no matter what the incident.

And then the complaints were piled up, “Stop that evil witch howling, ah ah ah ah my head”, “ah ah my kryptonite golden dog eyes. Blind, blind”, “Burn dogs, men and women, but love doesn't burn! This is a perfect match..... ah ah ah ah, let's be honest, mate them together, don't let them come out to harm the others”, “chop hands, I'm going to chop hands!”... it looks like something strange has been mixed up, well, don't go into it.

Though there are plenty of complaints, there are some interesting returns: "Very interesting Uncle Dead Spirit, he will also play flying high (throw it up and then, with Omar's arm, fly a few dozen meters high without any difficulty, but reportedly the parents of the child are paralyzed a lot)”, “All scales are not on, for the first time as an elf clan feel ashamed, can you ask the Dead Spirit King not to corrupt the elves' reputation?”, “is interesting and looks forward to hosting another such event next year. I'm already working on next year's flower truck. ”

While there are many, if not all, complaints, at least the high-end spirit of shortcomings and personal emotions is preserved, which is a little more people-friendly and brings the two sides closer together.

At this time, I don't have time for these things, and new troubles are ahead of me.

“As a result of someone's monopoly, more than twenty projects such as the Death Crown Playground, the Big Belly Trial, and a crowd that exceeded expectations, the celebration ceremony was well above expectations, with the result that it was only noon today that we had a huge deficit in our finances. ”

“It is expected to overspend a million and a half million gold coins. If you cannot find a way soon, I'm afraid you will have to move next spring's urban construction or royalty wages… I personally suggest that you shorten the celebration programme, which is the fundamental way to solve the problem! ”

Ah, what a familiar frown. Yes, the gaze beneath the golden silk glasses seemed to speak as well - “Enough, stop doing new shows, this birthday party is already irritating enough. Let's take a break. ”

Well, it turns out Eliza has already spoken out, although she seems to be right, but...

“Well said, but... meaningless! No one can stop me from taking my vacation, this time the program is scheduled for next month! ”

I bit my teeth and insisted, waiting for Eliza's fierce rebuttal, but all of a sudden, the demon girl pushed her glasses, the iceberg thawed, and withdrew from the "haunted mother-in-law mode” and nodded.

“Okay, we'll figure it out together. At the very least, make sense of the recent funding model for the celebration. ”

“... why are you talking so well all of a sudden? Is there a conspiracy? By the way, I'm not immortal anymore, blasting toilets and shoe cabinet cutters, whatever. ”

I will not fall for it again, and every time Eliza's anger breaks out, it suddenly becomes more harmonious to reduce my vigilance, but the softer it is, the more deadly the revenge will become.

Rumor has it, Eliza is silent, silently looks at me for half a day, I'm a little hairy, so I keep talking.

“... it seems that there are things I can't blame all on you, and I seem to have gone too far. No, because you taught me, it's still your fault, it's all your fault. But this time, don't worry, I don't have any extra plans, um, not yet..."

Eliza shook her head. Seems a little hesitant.

“I'm sorry, but it's my fault I don't know where I got you! Please spare the children you are holding. ”

Now that I'm not in direct trouble, I'm sure I'll get revenge elsewhere. When I think of my babies who are still in the grip of the devil, I surrender decisively.

“No, it seems that I just need to reflect... I finally remember now that you used to run out on your own at this time of the year to prank, come home alone in the middle of the night, and when you come back you will look for trouble. So this is how you celebrate your birthday? Is it so lonely to trade other people for their own brief pleasure? I'm sorry I neglected before. ”

“Ahhh. Without that, don't apologize, and don't look at me with this sympathetic look. I'm not a lonely old man who's been abandoned and forgotten his birthday! No one lights a birthday candle to eat a birthday cake, and no one forgets my birthday. ”

Now it's Elizabeth's turn to be surprised, which, by any chance, is still true.

“So it's true, it's too childish. ”

“You lied to me! ”

There was a lot of chaos at the moment, and when it calmed down, business was imminent, and lack of money was a big problem.

“Otherwise, try to extort some from the Church of the Sacred Church. How can I say that I and their boss are allies, and give them the title of saint, it shouldn't be hard to change some money. ”

“... you really don't know or if you don't know, your reputation has reached a point in the priesthood where you can find a Holy Light Church and say Roland here, a dozen priests and knights jump out and beat people. Besides, the great traces of your rejection of the Holy Name of the Church Church have spread throughout the city, and most people say that you don't know if you're alive or alive, and you don't know how to lift it up, so good an opportunity has been wasted. ”

Elizabeth said that while she was still satisfied with the nod, it was clear that Elizabeth herself was one of the majority and that many things would be much more convenient if she had the title of saint, but it was clear that Roland had a more calm mind most of the time, and that when she met the Cathedral Church, she would be overheated and the decision would be difficult to take back.

Things in the past were pointless, so let's move on, Eliza said.

“But some admire your courage and dare to sweep the face of the Church of the Holy See. This is when you turn around and look for them? Are you going to bow your head and admit the mistake or continue the provocation, if the former, you are completely ashamed of the habit we understand, please do not refresh the lower limit, if the latter, it would be better to simply start a war, so you are not going to cause trouble. ”

I opened my mouth and eventually didn't say anything, if I could change my head for money, it would be fine to do it, but according to my understanding of my ridiculous ability, if I came to the door, regardless of what I was going to do, ninety-nine percent would evolve into the latter.

“Your arms deal? Wasn't it very successful? ”

“The auction is not a one-and-a-half hour thing. How can you sell a good price without hanging your appetite? Their scouts should now be active throughout the city, and it is time for us to bid when they finally get a few clues, nothing. ”

“Aren't you afraid they'll actually get your skills? ”

“That's almost impossible. I let Best guard the technician's area personally, all entrants and exits have to be approved, outsiders can't get in at all, and if I want to find something, I can't find it, how can they find it? ”

Not that I don't want to show new magic mechanical products in the parade, but in the last war, the finished products were basically lost, those Roland Titans had been wiped out, the final martyrdom was brilliant, the train king had exploded, and many beasts had been blown up, and the small floating boat had not come back... It's worth mentioning that it was the product of the goblin interposition, how it all seemed to be the end of the explosion.

“Next time, don't install the self-destruct button, it feels like sooner or later you'll use it if you design it. It's like saying, 'Although the opponents are strong, at least I have the certainty that we will all end up together’ before we go to war. It's very unlucky. The person who said that immediately changed the cannon ash from a coordinates, and most of them had to blow themselves up. ”

The more I feel, the more I seem to have touched the truth.

“There is only one truth… I simply want to shout out this line. Okay, seriously, let's analyze the state of mind. There's a red button in front of you every day, obviously there's an arrow on it that tells you not to press, but the more you don't press, the more you want to, the more you end up with no chance, and you can't stand the temptation... Are you pressing, are you pressing your hands, or are you pushing your hands hard? ”

“... please don't compare your habitual hand to those brave men who are struggling overtime engineers and drivers who will definitely strike collectively if they hear it. I'm going to have to raise my salary to keep people. I'm in trouble. By the way, my salary? I don't think I've ever been paid from you. ”

Good bosses need to get used to pretending to be stupid about irrelevant things, at least to ignore their complaints and emotions, so I teared a cup of tea and looked out.

“Eliza, the black tea is getting better. It's a beautiful day. ”

“Thanks for the compliment... but it's a green tea specially made for you and the weather is not good at all. It's raining and snowing outside. Please be more sincere. ”

We know that, since it cannot be resolved now, let it go for now.

“Oh, oh, I remember, Adam said he was going to play tennis today. It's almost time to go. ”

“Is that the killer tennis tournament that's already set up with your partner? I hear your partner is still a beauty who admires you, and says that the three-circle 110,80,100, rich buttocks * * *, tall, far outweighs my end of the line in every way."

Well, I tacitly know why I was dragged down by the bed in the morning, and that familiar cold light in my eyes clearly shows that someone is already on the edge of a storm.

“Cough, don't talk nonsense! I'm a good man, how could I possibly be the one who's making that up? That's definitely a lying bastard. ”

“Well, asshole, I drank too much of you yesterday and bragged about it. You don't remember? Roland, what a blessing. ”

I grew up with my mouth, but thinking about the description Adam gave me yesterday, how could I let go of such a good opportunity? So, the next moment, I stood up, one bite killed off the black tea, and turned around and ran, even if I had to die, I had to play Ben before I died!

“I'm out, don't wait for me to eat at night. ”

I was relieved to see that Eliza didn't come, but Eliza was already smiling.

“Hmm, I didn't wake up, I drank enough yesterday, and even Adam's words were foolish enough to believe. Then you will die among yourselves. ”

And soon, I met the legendary beauty on the newly built stadium.

“Adam, is that what you call a beauty? ”

“Of course, look at that big, gourmet face, little red lips, clear as a painting, of course it's a beauty. ”

“Busty hips * * *, tall? ”

“Of course, you look at that curve, front and back, you look at that muscle, it's so elastic, it's perfect without friends. You see, that super chest muscle that builds up is the perfect figure in the sculpture. ”

Well, I almost get it, this time by the pit again, the little red on the side has laughed and bent over, even Margaret looked at me with a smile.

“Just keep making it up. Admire me? ”

“Of course. Do you have a son who doesn't respect his father? Well, I forgot to tell you it was him, not her. ”

Yes, the “beauty” partner in front of him is the current king of Silo, but at this time he's wearing a rather ridiculous white skirt and is curiously patting the racket.

He was happy to see me, but then he calmed down.

“Father. I've always wanted to talk to you alone. It can't help but be about Silo and news of the death scene. ”