The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“It's time to throw these bastards in the sperm cannon and fire it all over the world! No, that's not safe yet. Those guys have far too little life force. Even if they get thrown into the Ammuda Trench, they'll definitely come back alive...

“That, Your Excellency?

“I knew it was supposed to be tied to death at sea and thrown in the sea, no, that's still not safe, huh? Just open the frozen soil and let them sleep permanently..."

“Your Excellency!! ”

The roar nearby finally woke my mind, and the next moment, the sudden appearance of a woman in front of me almost frightened me.

“Though you are the archmage of the Blade of Ofa and our teacher, the most basic regulations must also be respected, please take them seriously! ”

Well, looking at the drummed young lady in front of her, while wearing the light blue robe of the blade of Ofa as well, the cuff stamp representing the discipline check was unusually eye-catching, and as a bailer for the prisoners, I had to apologize and make a commitment.

“I'm sorry, I'll say them nicely. Never give them a chance to do it again next time. ”

In this magician's kingdom, since the rioters and wrongdoers have no shortage of magicians, the law-enforcers are also composed of magicians, and many members of the Ofa Blade have chosen law enforcement and discipline posts as magistrates' clubs (organizations) specializing in real battle.

And the little girl in front of her seemed young, but from the school badge on her chest, she had been practicing for at least 10 years, and the same preference as the blade of Ofa, probably more and more nagging sermon.

“My lord! Be sure to discipline them. I can't believe that someone would do this... ”

The more annoying the sermon gives me a headache, but if a child fails to pass, I can only smile to receive constant sermons.

“Well, um, I'll definitely take care of them. ”

I finally got through bail. I just got out of the guard station, and one of the bastards behind me jumped off the hook.

“Storm Eagle...”

“Rest assured, my lord, I will definitely remember wearing pants when I go on the street to teach. ”

“Don't you have to wear clothes? ”

Well, don't worry about the old gas strip. On the first day of arrival, promote your Buffalo teachings, and then get caught by the magician of the Discipline Department. The next time you go back to jail, it's only a matter of time. He's the only one I won't come to redeem, but...

“Arvin, you disappointed me so much that you went in as a law enforcement officer. This is not Mount Iwo or Diffund. Don't give me any trouble. ”

“My lord, I'm sorry, I really didn't know those little hooligans were so unbeaten. But those guys are so boneless, they even call the law enforcement for help as hooligans! ”

“... do you have the guts to beat you up? Or do not look at the strange novels, girls should not think with their muscles. A successful city steward also needs a brain. ”

Next, the eyes turned to this youngest prisoner.

“Little Dimerette. ”

“Sorry, Brother Roland. I'll be careful later. Next time, I don't think anyone will catch evidence. Next time I won't go out and collect it myself, I'll find an adult to take me to a black market merchant. ”

Well, the point is to continue, the mistake is just to get caught in the evidence. Little Dimmy was the most excited after reaching the cloud tower. He was curious about the magic mysteries. Not long ago, all the savings over the years had been exchanged for strange things, and he went to the black market to get dirty.

“Silver hook? ”

“I really can't blame myself. How do I know that stupid magician would actually set fire to the grill on the spot? Oh, that wretched bastard was blown up the worst. ”

The old little two big engineers, one selling counterfeit goods, one going to the black market to get dirty and being reported (too young for people to think fishing enforcement is the main cause), the other being near inky black, the two smelling each other, the darker they get, the deeper they go on the roads of the dangerous.

What, less people? That name is taboo. It's too magical not to be locked in. Oh, you mean the spoiled kidnapper and summoner of the beast blasphemer? The half-longer who was blinking at me in his cell? I don't know, I don't see it, you don't see it.

Not surprisingly, the harvest shook his head, and no one knew him.

Well, I don't know him at all, and naturally I'm not going to bail him out, let alone change his back. In the name of posture, so let that bastard sit on his back.

Instead of just me, other accomplices accidentally forgot that person. After all, nobody wants to be seen as the same kind of guy. After all, this guy came to the front page on the first day, and then it's really hard to see anyone.

“I don't give a shit about your personal affairs, so I leave it to you? How'd it go? ”

I don't take them with me to make trouble for myself. Instead, I need a lot of help with what I'm going to do, and some of them are probably the only ones they can handle.

“With your handwritten letter, Master Khaid's letter of guarantee, the registration process has been completed, and the newborn magician organization, the Grand Industrial Party, has completed all the formalities. It will hang in the name of the Blade of Ofa, with you as Chairman. With two top masters as collateral, no one goes to the door looking for trouble without looking. ”

As a big alchemist, Goldtooth. Beia was still very popular in this country, so I sent him to go through some formalities, which is probably why he didn't come in because he was selling fake goods.

“The store? Has the renovation begun yet? ”

“ ……. There's a slight problem with that, but trust me, Old Golden Tooth, it'll be done soon. ”

The goblin's eyeballs were spinning, which, as I understand it, is obviously moisturizing.

“Well, we can clear the rubble in about a week, and then we can rebuild the new store. ”

Little Dimmy smiled and immediately sold him.

“Ruins?! The goddamn goblin exploded again? Ah, I knew I couldn't give it to you, Emila would kill me. ”

When the golden tooth rush confirmed my guess, now it's my turn.

Originally, for some reason, as Emila's only disciple and relative (a lover?), I took over several of Emila's properties on Crystal Avenue and intend to do something about it for the location.

But the day after I took over, I regretted seeing Emila's house filled with people, countless debtors, all kinds of arrears and compensation accumulated enough to buy this street, and I was the only one who got property rights with false authorization documents and real disciples, and naturally the next.

“ ……. More than one street? That's enough for three blocks, Emila. Aren't you sure you're not going out on a debt run? Well, let's just say I owe you. It won't do any good anyway. ”

In a sense, it's hard for a stranger to quickly get into an already relatively closed society, and while Emila's reputation is a little low, she's not dead, she's still a century-old store, so long as she pays her debts, those connections are still working, far faster than they accumulate from the new ones, and the last thing I need is time.

Emila's shop? Major Industrialists? Yes, even to earn fame, distortions like Carol's have had little effect before, and nothing in the society of magicians is harder than research results and academic achievements, which is just as true as nothing in the purest times of previous life in academia.

“I am an expert in elemental magic and have won two Martin Sage Awards. ”

“..... I am an unknown little magician who studied the ‘Ice Age’. ”

“I am the Vice Dean of Castle College, and my Peach Lee is all over the world. ”

“Ice Age, thank you. ”

“I... am a core member of the Sword of Order! Will you stop talking about your" Ice Age "? ”

“... I am the founder of the Deceased Constructions. Since it is the sword of order, you should have seen my collection of papers, which is the authority of the creation of the dead. Or you haven't reached the level of access to that confidential paper. ”

“Let's talk about the Ice Age! ”

When research results can be translated into real power and wealth, knowledge is that power is no longer an empty word, and the position of magicians can be fully compared with academic achievements.

And the reason why an old Cold Ice teacher is so kind to me is because the knowledge and information I provide about him not only serves as a reference and reference for his own research, but also greatly raises the status of Cold Ice in the Blade of Ofa.

“The cold ice system of our Ofa Blade is also forbidden. ”

This is a powerful way to say it, and it can also be used to attract young ice magicians to the blade of Ofa. Of course, the big truth that "ninety-nine percent of people don't need it” doesn't have to be said.

This is not pit man, it is not common sense at all. After all, the difficulty of banning the curse is too high, and even if it is not used, the magic itself is merely to solve the model and idea of banning the curse, which will give researchers a lot of benefit.

Of course, I am not at a loss. According to the basic principle of reciprocal exchange, providing the blade of Ofa with such rare and precious legal information also gives me the corresponding organizational contribution value of astronomical numbers, which can be used in exchange for other magical knowledge and secrets. This is the most fundamental role of the organization of magicians, gathering people with similar goals * * * to exchange knowledge and magical materials to achieve common growth.

But if I were to participate in this seminar as Roland of the Blade of Ofa, I fear I would first have to face the rotating provocations of organizations such as the Eye of Truth, rather than attend this regular meeting in my personal capacity.

The “Grand Industrial Party” is the school of theoretical scholarship, and shops and workshops are the necessary way to turn theory into real life and money. When both are in place, they form a virtuous circle of sustainable development, which is the emerging magician organization of a magician's country.

Being the father of a nascent technology at the Truth Seminar is what I set myself, and I have enough technology and new things in my hands.

Whether it's magic mechanics, Four Spirit Swords, Dead Spirit Magic, Cold Ice Magic, Wood Spirit, I can come up with a lot of things, and get the support of the Land of the Mage has been on the plan list, at this time, throw it out to paint a reputation.

I already have the technology. With shops and workshops, Emila's "Thorn Garden” is also available, and Crystal Street is quite busy and lively, but because of Tofi people, what I need to consider now is how to rebuild... And how would you like Emila to explain why her garden and lab were all remodeled?

But to reverse Emila's past influence, to have the organizations of the Cloud Tower recognize my ”Big Industry Party”, and even to qualify me for the seminar, I would have to produce the corresponding strength and results, and in a sense, the little gift of the Blade of Ofa helped me greatly, avoiding the most troublesome phase of original accumulation.

‘Good morning, teacher. ”

“Your Excellency, it's a beautiful day. ”

“Hello, do you have time for lunch? ”

“Senior, you go first. ”

Along the way, he offered to greet me with courtesy and greetings. There is no shortage of old wizards with white beards, not to mention young wizards with passionate beauty. The degree of humility and friendship made the following bastards dare not believe.

“Brother Roland, have you been unpopular for too long to finally feel lonely and finally used the magic of the ad shopping? But that thing didn't work. ”

Renee hesitated a little, but eventually asked the exit. Although some of the meanings in the speech were quite unpleasant, some things were disgusting but I didn't want to pursue them, but I still didn't say anything when I saw that this girl was a few people who didn't let me go to the police station to lead them.

“Humph, this is the charm of scholars, you little girl don't understand! ”

Well, if not for that messy ability, the charm value of this body is not low in a way, but it is obviously impossible for scholars who have never flowered to explode, and the real mystery is on the robe of the blade of Ofa.

It's a dark blue robe, although not very bright, but the star sand-embedded tiger moth silk fabric is the finest robe material, of course, these little details are not visible to ordinary magicians, they can see, but the special style of the robe and the crest on the chest.

The robes of the Blade of Ofa are all blue, but the dark blue of the robe is the patent of the teaching class, and this is nothing. After all, the magic professors and lecturers of the entire cloud tower do not know how many, most importantly, are the three crests on the chest.

It was the crest of a blue book, marked 443, but it also represented 443 students after the entire cloud tower unified the student registration system, and now the crest on the chest of the newcomers is already 600, and the young police magician seems to be more than 600, which is to her, I look like a young man, at least a "senior” who enrolled more than 200 years ago.

And the other two crests, the two with some similar double-wing crown crests, except that the black one has bone wings and the white one has a layer of white ice on it, which is the highest honor of the Mage's kingdom - the Crest of Infinite Truth.

But this insignia does not make sense in itself, it is an honorary proof of academic achievement, but the little crown undoubtedly represents the highest peak in that field, the black one represents the realm of magic of the dead, and the white one represents the academic achievement of cold ice magic.

And the only condition for the participants in the Truth Seminar was such a small emblem, but knowledge is the magician of power, and it's not a demigod, it's at least an epic.

Wearing this seemingly ordinary robe pressed the road, but in the eyes of the passing magician, an old monster at least two hundred years old dressed in tenderness, or at the peak of the two systems, maybe a certain kind of truth controller, naturally have to be treated politely.

And the fact that he could easily bail out these carefree little bastards is precisely because of the usefulness of these badges, and in addition to these badges, there are many badges that represent identity and achievement, but I didn't have them at all. The guy in front had more than 20 chests hung on him, and the Dragon Slaughter badge actually had two, but it seemed very unpleasant to see him. After all, these badges were not allowed to be removed, and it was quite eye-catching to bring them across the city.

The magician's land made such a rule, but it is also said to save time and reduce arguments. After all, there are too many old monsters here to say that the jumping little girl in front of your queue for dinner is a millennial old monster. You grab her position and she will hang up a finger of death.

In the distant past, all kinds of disputes caused by "pretending to eat a tiger" and “forcibly disguised to force him against his face" bore the discipline inspection and security department, but since the promulgation of this provision, you can see in front of the chest whether you caused it or not, with little security costs.

And while walking and arranging the next section of work, soon we went back to Crystal Avenue, but at this point Emila's little shop was completely different from yesterday's.