The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Thorn Garden, Emila's century-old shop on Crystal Avenue, is now completely blind to the past.

It is a lovely cabin decorated by a small forest, the woodland cabins and tree houses together form a three-dimensional complex, large vines and trees support the skeleton of the building, the green oil grassland becomes the natural floor, the busy lovely woodlings back and forth become diligent little shopkeepers, the tall fortified shell tree man becomes the guard, only with completely non-mainstream decoration style, outside the store has attracted a lot of customers.

“Thank you! Welcome back. ”

Sitting in the cashier's seat, Rosa was busy sweating, but always smiling with satisfied returning customers.

Running around, the little wooden spirits are carrying out their duties as guides with a passionate smile, and from time to time, there are female magicians and apprentices "so cute!” “Let my sister hug me" scream.

“Yesterday it was a ruin! ”

And the golden tooth mumbled, and I looked back at the troublemakers who wanted me to head up to the guard station, and I looked at the busy elves, and I began to seriously consider the possibility of throwing them into the trenches or sending them to heaven with rockets.

How can this person be so different than people, look at the little woody spirits, I don't live in a satisfied nod, but just came close to the store...

“Ah, Father, you're back. ”

When Rosa opened her mouth, everyone looked at me, and the surprise and shock was a little uncomfortable.

“Dad!! ”

“Papa, Red 232 is trying hard. Did you see that? ”

“Father, today's turnover is quite high. ”

Little Wood Spirits came over happy, jumped and praised me, and then people looked at me more and more unfriendly...

If you don't count the strange plant components, the appearance of the wooden spirits is quite similar to that of the elves' young girls, I'm afraid before the news of the birth of this strange new race came out, most people thought it was just an elf girl dressed in the natural wind, but some torch-eyed observers noticed that they were different from the elves, but at this time it was not necessarily a good thing.....

“To let such a small daughter go to work, such a good scum. ”

“Look closely, some elves don't have pointy ears, they're probably all hybrids. The number of daughters, the average scum, is not enough to describe how many elves this bastard has dealt with. ”

“Father Ghost? So enviable! ”

“There's a number? More than three digits? Wow, super scum. ”

“The endless crest of truth? Even if he is a super magician, he cannot deny the fact that he is scum. ”

It was filled with strange things, but somehow my reputation grew in strange places, and at this point, the system forgot to jump out of the downhole stone again.

[The prestige system is triggered again, Eloindant (Carol): Admire 2000020000 (the prodigal son turns back) to transform the camp into Eloindant: Respect 16850000 (the prodigal son never turns back), congratulate the host on obtaining the new title “professional ghost father”, increase the attraction to young girls after equipping, say that the success rate of the classic invitation “Uncle takes you to see the goldfish” increases, but at the same time it will cause great hatred among adult women. System Tip: Don't blame anyone else, you are the source of the Gentleman virus!

My reputation seemed destined to get stranger and stranger again 180 degrees when Carol made up the story, but when I wanted to cry without tears, a well-behaved young lady suddenly jumped out to make up the knife.

”Father, it will be a pleasure for Mother to see you run her shop so well. ”

Mother? The owner of this store? Emila! For a moment, I knew I was finished.

“Woo-hoo, my angel! ”

“Sky scum! ”

“Don't hold me back, let me fight with that scum, nothing can stop my revenge, even if he is a true magician, even if he is an old monster over 200 years old, even if he can pinch us any time he wants, just say a word and let us hang... Hey, don't let go, don't be so realistic, hold me still. ”

It should be said that there is an official backup team. As a super popular teacher, Angel Emila's false beauty name is probably more famous than her mismanagement. Due to her strong preference for female trainees, her fans are actually both male and female. Now she has all the blood on the corner. It is really enviable to try so hard to find me... silent.

But at the moment that Chifu was referring to, I could only look helplessly at what I seemed to have done, still laughing at Rosa.

“It turns out that all the powdered hair is cut open and black. ”

“Rosa's not black. It is the duty of the daughters to watch over their fathers for their absent mothers and to keep them out of the grass. ”

Well, this blatantly brilliant smile made me wonder how to fix her. It's not the bastards behind me who can handle the exercise. Just find a magic cannon and shoot it out. If I do this to Rosa, I'm afraid I'll end up with another charge of abusing a young girl.

Finally, he could only shake his head helplessly, carrying this little black troublemaker into the room. As for the “ghost father”, “Lori control” and other arrogance behind him, let's just pretend not to hear it.

As for my reputation? Forget it, I don't expect it. I didn't get a girl when I was studying here anyway, probably the same this time. Since it's all zero eggs in any case, it doesn't matter if the reputation is near..... I don't feel sorry for it, definitely not because I can't pretend to be a mature person to be a teacher as expected, soak up ignorant female students, and drain blood in my heart.

As for the unhappy tears in the corner of your eyes? That's absolutely delusional.

“Forget it. Forget it. It's all fate. ”

[Ninety-nine percent of the time, you're looking for yourself.

“It's all on its own. ”

Well, the system and the dead cat's puke are on schedule. Is that something to be grateful for? At least the system still looks good on me.

[Rest assured, according to the logic of the system, everything is not absolute, at least there are some chance, although many decimal places. Want me to calculate it for you? 0.000...]

“Shut up and stop spraying salt on the wound."

I dare to be intrigued by some things, throwing some of them behind my head.

“What are you selling now? I don't think my order has arrived yet. You're not in a service industry like elf cafes, are you? ”

Yes, that's the strangest thing. The suburban workshop has just been successfully acquired, Emila's lab has been ruined, and the pre-ordered magic mechanics merchandise is not ready. How did this little girl become a popular store?

“Though the mother is poorly run, her level of research is matched by the crest of truth, and among those who need it, the variety of products is actually very popular, that is, pricing and the quantity of goods are extremely unreasonable. For example, magic plant seeds are extremely powerful in action and are a popular product. As a result, mothers priced seeds costing less than ten gold coins into fifteen thousand gold coins. They become super luxury goods, so they cannot be sold naturally. On the contrary, many low-priced good things are always stolen, but in practice there is little profit, and the adult mother is lazy to replenish them. ”

I almost understand that, in fact, what Emila lacks is not research results. As a top plant expert, she lacks research results, but a trusted (mainly Emila's own trust) financial master. Her pricing is based entirely on her own preferences, which is to put her research by-products on a shelf at random, and build research projects without taking into account possible returns, so how can it not be lost?

“That is, you simply repricing those goods in stock. ”

“Beyond that, magic and varietal improvements have been made with our new technology. Also joined our Wood Spirit merchandise. Today's opening has been so hot, and more so is the accumulated demand for long-closed shops for mothers. And then the new customers, that should be the news. ”

Looking at the mumbling financial expert in front of me, I really think Emila is going to learn, with her help, and my special commodity reserve, maybe this century-old store, which is well known for its poor management, can rush the cloud tower this year's top 10 sales, challenge those big organizations' millennial stores.

Is it not normal for a magician to open a shop? It seems that it is a little wrong for academic experts to cling to money, but sometimes there is a gap between reality and ideals. Since learning and studying new magic requires a lot of money and resources, even Golden Mountain can be eaten up, magicians need to learn not only to make money, but also to spend money.

Low-order magicians have money channels for lower-order magicians. They can copy magic scrolls for sale or work for middle- and higher-level magicians. It is enough that they are not expensive. A top magician's research project starts with hundreds of thousands of gold coins. If they fail, they will have no blood. If they do not manage and manage their finances, they will sooner or later become negative assets like Emila.

In fact, just like the researchers of a world, the results of the magicians' research are easily converted into golden coins. Enchanting weapons and equipment, cannon ash to make magic, alchemy drug trafficking, research and development of new weapons and equipment, and civil transformation of various technologies are all easy to make money.

I knew, for example, that a number of summoners in a magic club called "The Black Dance" were particularly good at taming monsters. In addition to selling all kinds of summoners and deed spoils, their carriages and carriages accounted for more than 70% of the market, which is a long-term and lasting source of income.

A wizard who specializes in enchantment opens an enchantment shop, an alchemist has no shortage of money, and is good at manufacturing magic objects and equipment. If you are a master wizard of technology and industry, you can simply lay back and count the money.

Even if you don't know anything, but when mercenaries always do, you can make a lot of money by copying the scrolls of advanced magic, only use a little snack, when you don't have the money, stop studying to make money, basically you won't starve to death.

Well, let's hack Emila again. Being the holder of the endless crest of truth and monopolizing the most advanced technology of plant-related magic technology, it's kind of super weird to be able to mix it up to this point.

In the meantime, with the help of Rosa, I don't care about the store. I was worried about the bastards being receptive...

Now, while I can devote my energies to commodity preparation, development, etc. without worries, my goal has never been to make money by opening a single store.