The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Boom, boom, boom! ”

Recently, in Ainlo Street, this roar was echoed, and the young magicians rode on a mechanical iron horse long enough to chase each other, leaving behind a wolf and black smoke.

With the wheels of stainless steel shine left a wheel mark on the ancient streets, cheering young people enjoying the passion of speed, the storm of the storm brought the ladies' skirts and curses, the burst of black smoke darkened the news to the policemen, as for the roar behind their heads, the world had no license plate to copy them.

Soon, as the knights continue to improve their driving skills, the new speed legend is constantly refreshing, riding the roaring iron horses in pursuit of each other in the streets, has become the most fashionable entertainment of young magicians.

“Racers? One week caused a traffic accident in the past year? What does that have to do with me? I'm just a legitimate businessman. If someone kills someone with a buying knife, do you want to arrest those shops that sell knives? ”

Looking at the indifferent young magician in front of him, Sherry's angry blues as a discipline inspector were straightforward, but there was nothing she could do.

This was not the first time she had dealt with the “master” in front of her. Within a week, the master had come to the guard station to collect nine people, although none of them had been a heinous crime, and his men constantly refreshed the number and new types of moral floor records.

Especially since the dragon man had even made his cell a home, reported on time every day, didn't know what he had done, and made all the prisoners crazily call the guards for help, requesting a new cell...

“Well, I think it's safer here. ”

When he asked himself, the thick dragon man actually struck a chill, seemed to offend a lot of people, but when he checked the file, he found himself a Holy Order Beast King hunter, that is, he came less than a week, succeeded in offending the epic and even the demigod magician?

As for the others, the fake seller, the naked runner, the bomber, the brawler, and the constant troubles, if it wasn't for the guarantee of the master in front of her, she would have sat these guys down.

But today, Shelly's patience has reached its limit. Perhaps the character of his men cannot be equated with his moral qualities. At least it's true that he comes to collect embarrassment and repression every time, but the next day and even that afternoon, he comes back to collect people. In addition to making people suspect that he “will definitely take care of these bastards," more is making people wonder if these people are professional criminal groups or simply giving trouble to the Guard and the Discipline Department.

But for the waves caused by Thorn Garden, this is still just one side.

The New Thorn Garden opens the market in a flash among female magicians thanks to the cute little elf clerks. Even women who are not interested in plant magic enjoy afternoon tea in the forest cafe behind the store all day, watching these cute little guys running around can wear off all day... Of course, there are also male magicians, especially those with white hair, who want to mix in, but most of them can't stand the pungent eyes of female magicians and quickly escape.

And when the wizards and apprentices used it as a leisure destination, the boys quickly got their new toys.

“Iron Horse 7" is the new stuff that constantly makes black smoke, noise and traffic accidents in the alley in front of him. He resembles a geotechnical rocket car, but only has two wheels (Silver Hook: Auxiliary wheels cost extra!), and while people are still questioning whether something like this can run, the goblins, as demonstrators, are already racing on the streets.

Originally, the magicians thought it was just another magical and dangerous new thing to take snacks and prepare to see fireworks. When surprisingly, these iron horses did not explode automatically except in traffic accidents caused by driving errors... this is completely out of geotechnical common sense!

Soon, when a family could not resist the temptation of novel things, bought one to study and unraveled it in the public, the whole cloud tower was stirred.

“Ultra-small energy pool! Still so stable! How is that possible? ”

“No, no, it should just be rechargeable pool water! ”

“Whatever his principle, it's enough if it works. ”

“Looks like Master Hesta and Master Diago went in the wrong direction. There is no need to generate new energy sources in small energy pools, only to be able to store and recharge. ”

“Oliver's Magic Box” is a landmark invention. The biggest drawback in engineering is not an unstable explosion from the beginning, but a lack of stable and lasting power. Using a special powerful biomagic nucleus as a power source is not only too expensive, but once the power source runs out, it becomes a heap of scrap iron before you get a new power source with similar properties.

And when the power source that can be mass-produced and stabilized is solved, under my designs and pointers, the loaded metal mount naturally comes into play.

And the magicians were able to discover the focus so quickly, and it was expected that, after all, the micro-energy pool alone was a research project in which two truth-level magicians competed with each other, but obviously not much progress had been made, after all, the technology had been problematic from the beginning.

The energy pool is not unfamiliar to the magician. Each magician tower has its own large energy pool as a reserve magic reserve. Its principles vary. Some can even extract energy from the ectopic surface. With the support of the energy pool, a high-ranking magician approached the magic infinity in his own magician tower. In other words, it is calculated that the power surge is three times smaller.

“Don't attack a wizard's lair.” The basic rules of conduct of any adventurer who dares to violate this principle are basically dead.

The reason why the ultra-small portable energy pool has been studied by magicians is also to enhance the power of magicians when they travel, but they either start from the soul, or from natural phenomena, or from alchemy, but obviously no one has ever thought of the latest engineering conclusions that have nothing to do with magic.

According to the magician's technique, the smallest capability pool is also the size of a room. For quite some time, smaller technologies are considered impossible. After all, the space required to “open a stable ectopic outlet” and “extract a powerful energy organism” is small.

After all, in a sense, although all are truth-seeking scholars, magicians and “scientists” and alchemists see things differently, and there is no difference between them. After all, the most basic magic of magicians violates the energy and material preservation of engineers as the basis of theory. From beginning to end, there are two paths. If you want to compare hard, it is entirely chicken and duck talk.

According to the principle of large and medium-sized energy pools, the magicians only consider how to acquire more energy in a small position and become some kind of "perpetual motor”, but do not want to just save the energy to self-cycle, constant recharge is sufficient, and when the research direction is wrong, there is no corresponding theoretical basis, whether the results can be obtained is probably the same as buying lottery tickets.

When the results of research that were supposed to be impossible to succeed suddenly emerged, the most advanced researchers among the magicians pursued success by the engineering of the sperm all their lives, and the finished product was in front of everyone, it was also unacceptable for the more calm magicians.

“Disassemble!”

“Yes, take him apart! ”

And the enthusiastic bystander's fuel drumming, when the car owner was quite excited to open the research on the spot, found the seal of tight numbness. There was actually a seal of “safety plate” on it, and the specified magic fluctuation had to be entered before it could be lifted. Of course, this little thing was difficult for the magician, so, with the help of the archmage next to him, this small seal was immediately forcibly broken.

And then, no more...

“Boom!”, “Boom! “

In fact, nothing. The magician is very good at all sorts of magic traps. After cracking with magic, a digital keyboard form will pop up. To enter a password consisting of 20 numbers in ten seconds, it is necessary to know that the password also needs to be fast hand speed. For the five-member non-diligent magicians, obviously, this is a little too difficult.

Well, are the theorists used to exploding in research, or are they still a little conscientious, at least the energy pool that was detonated in this explosion isn't very powerful, at least not dead.

But in a way, the magicians were really homeless, and one afternoon, when the news of the small energy pool in the Iron Horse 7 came out, the valuable Iron Horse series sold out, and...

I heard explosions all over the city all night, and then it wasn't dawn, and the thorny garden doors were lined up with "niggers” shopping.....

Of course, when the top magicians intervene, the door locks of the goblins won't stop them for long. Such technology is only a matter of time before it is deciphered, but in fact, this technology that was meant to be sold is also in the next batch of sales lists. When they almost decipher it, it is time to continue robbing the furnace at the price of heaven.

Soon, after the study, these motorcycles were naturally tried by the magicians, but another harvest was discovered.

“So smooth! Much smoother than a horse! Soon! ”

In a sense, a low-quality magician traveling long distances is definitely a hard job. In their eyes, this novel little thing is far more comfortable and flat than a horse, and if it's just fun, it's nothing.

“I can't believe I'm sitting on it! ”

The magician's method requires concentration of mind and mind, and even a short period of time into a trance of disorientation. If it is on horses that cannot resist turbulence, it is almost impossible to achieve it, and these iron horses travel smoothly on the street, but attract new eyes.

The biggest shortboard of the magician is undoubtedly a slow and dull body. Once it is close, it is extremely difficult to pull the distance apart again. If it can be applied in high-speed movement, the multiplication of strength is calculated less.

But even if you are a battle magician who specializes in combat methods, the difficulty of mastering the skills of mobile methods is still extremely high, and the speed of movement is extremely slow, and if you are sitting on a carriage to apply the method... wooden wheels and shock-absorbing bearings keep your buttocks up and down, at a critical moment, a crunch is a deadly magic regurgitation.

Indeed, there is also a riding that can be applied smoothly - giant dragons and other beasts, but it is difficult to get...

High-speed motion was once considered impossible, but it didn't seem very difficult to sit smoothly on iron horses and satchels, and at that time the ad for Thorn Garden appeared, "Let those muscle sticks eat ash behind our asses forever”.

And as if to verify the content of the ad, the swordsmen from the North rode the motorcycle iron to the streets, perfectly demonstrating the excellent shock absorption performance of the motorcycle and the feasibility of the application during the high-speed movement.

Only a magician knows what a magician needs, and this seemingly insignificant little toy can actually greatly improve a magician's survival in the wild.

As a result, the Iron Horse 7 became a knocking brick that opened the market, young people quickly learned how to drive motorcycles, quickly lost useless auxiliary wheels, and even began to make the magistrates abhorrent races, while the elderly magicians paid to hire drivers to enjoy the joy of riding in the satchel beside them.

One time, “Did you buy it?” “Bought several" became a greeting between the magicians, while the thorn garden doors always seemed to be lined up in a long crowd.

And that's the beginning, and two days later, buyers have become robbers, and a hundred cars a day can be robbed the first night.

And most importantly, a new ad slogan came out in Thorn Garden, and a month later, all of these horses could only be redeemed with "justice points”.

“Justice points? I've heard the announcement before, and it doesn't seem hard to get it, but when you get it, it's like selling the horse for a month. ”

Then the sale became even hotter. The iron knights who had already bought them showed off in the streets and increased competition with each other. Even for a sales quota, the archmages were willing to take out their own treasure. Although a black-hearted businessman did not do anything to increase the price temporarily, the sales quota only earned a sharp sum.

This means of selling seems to be very powerful. If anything is more suitable for promotion than “good price” and “new and interesting”, there will probably only be “limited selling, first come, first served” and "limited selling, then out of print".

On the other hand, the rapidly increasing number of street racing cars has left the Security and Discipline Department, represented by Shirley, in deep disgust.

And I actually have some headaches when I look at the blue-haired girl in front of me, and I don't want to offend the official security department if that's okay.

It is worth mentioning slightly that the security management unit of the Tower of the Cloud is divided into two parts: one is the regular security bureau, and the other is the disciplinary inspection unit within the magicians' organizations, which is responsible for minor matters, but ordinary law-enforcers obviously cannot manage magicians.

The latter, in the name of the Organization of Mages, investigates magistrates who have crossed the line by means of internal disciplinary checks. Of course, many of the magistrates of the Department of Discipline Inspection also work part-time in the Security Service because of the number of duplications of duties and the fact that the Disciplinary Inspection Unit is idle when the organization under its jurisdiction is not a non-criminal magistrate.

And in my eyes, this Shelly. Alan Mage, not only the law-enforcement officer of the Security Bureau, but also one of the senior inspectors of the Alpha Blade Discipline Inspection Department, was given the nickname “Iron Girl” and "Iron Throat”. Well, when the word "Iron" falls on a woman, it is obviously not a good word, at least the cold side, stubborn and other ingredients are solid, but in a sense it is the true picture of this serious female magician.

Just a recent and constant leader, I grasped the guy's growing nagging. The respect he had earned for his status as a archmage was gone. Every time she looked at me, she always felt like she was watching scum, and every time she saw me successfully lead someone away, it was like a bloody detective shouting at a cunning villain in an old film, "I will find proof to send you to jail".....

Why, somehow, am I a villain again? Am I indeed the mockery of the conveyance and the creator of sin?

And while I was still hesitating on how to ignore the "hot blood spirits" in front of me, the noise and explosion at the warehouse behind me came, and new trouble came to me.