The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The world doesn't have a paradise where there is never a struggle, or a bunch of dumb people with no lower IQ limit, and reality is often more surprising than novels, because novels are more logical, and you can never understand why people are dumb and have no lower IQ limit.

The old magicians all know the weight of the endless crest of truth, but there is no shortage of young generations of royalty and great nobility among the newcomers. They can be said to be unscrupulous in their own territory. At the youngest moments, they have been tested for the talent of the practitioner and sent to the cloud tower of genius to learn magic. It is like the hero of the legendary novel China, how can they suffer any grievance?

Soon, of course, this cruel world will teach them a lesson about their weight, but in the process, no victims have been born.

If you are lucky, there will naturally be a day of maturity, provided that you do not directly provoke people who cannot be provoked at all.

“The Crest of Endless Truth? Academic medals? What is that, Roland? Never heard of it! A scholarly magician who stays in the lab every day and dares not sell us! My uncle is XXX! ”

This is probably the idea of those fools who come to the door. They often start treating people with courtesy. If they find out that they are not comfortable with the other side, they start hitting people with money. When they find that the money is useless, they start shouting and yelling. Finally, they jump like thunder and expose the bullying style of the hometown gentlemen of the feudal era.

Then Arvin would wave the Dragon Slaughter knife and teach them what it means to be a practitioner's natural enemy - an underground elf full of demons!

The Grey Pokémon is certainly less resistant to magic than the Dark Pokémon era, but it doesn't make any difference when faced with a group of rookies who don't even master two-ring magic.

Of course, the young men who were beaten to the head will not give up easily, with all kinds of retaliation and small trouble. In the past few days, there were four consecutive arsonists, which is one of the reasons why the law-enforcers behind me looked at me. We can't help but refresh the record of the disturbance, and also refresh the record of the alarm, especially the alarm at 1 or 2 in the morning, which annoys the police magicians.

“Who is it?! ”

Well, from the tone of the explosion, it appears that the female inspector is entering menopause prematurely.

“Two more and our security bonus will be in the soup!! ”

Looks like there's a more realistic reason.

“Archmage Andrei's great-grandson? Vice president of the Sword of Order? Now, that's a little troublesome. ”

Soon, however, the debriefing of her subordinates made her frown. In any case, an incumbent Truth Controller was absolutely difficult to deal with. Even if he was not in the cloud tower now, the relationship between the Sword of Order and the Blade of Ofa would not have been good. When the name started, it had a strong meaning. If it had been mishandled, it would not have been good to cause problems between the two major sorcerer organizations.

Even if she had a moral bottom line for law enforcement, she knew that some things were difficult to do, that her discipline examiner identity was useful to the insiders of Ofa Blade, that small and medium-sized magistrates' organizations would pay for it, but that other mega-majors' organizations would not admit it, and that the magistrates would not pay for it simply by virtue of the power of the guard service.

“Let me go. Do you know who I am? My uncle is Adrian! “

Even when tied to death, the young master with the appearance of a little monkey is still very arrogant, and tied to him, besides the accomplices of the arsonists, more are all kinds of fuel and gunpowder, and many of the "accomplices” are second-generation rookies who know the thickness of the heavens and the earth.

Truth controllers also have a very good face. Generally, this situation is to inform their elders to strictly discipline them, but this side is also a double-dished truth level magician, it is difficult to say whether or not it will be easier for people to relax.

“Well, Master Roland.....”

It's shameful, but for Sherry, keeping the crisis under swaddling is part of the job, and there's still something to say, but the man in front of him, always helpless, lowered his head and apologized, ignored himself, but lowered his head coldly.

“Arvin, Red 232, are you hurt? ”

Smurfs with grey and black skin shook their heads, indicating that they were not much of a problem, but there was a rotten smell on the knife wound on their arms. That was the extent of the wound just now. Obviously, it was a deadly toxin, but it should not be much of a problem depending on the therapeutic effect of the magic.

“Father, whoo. My hair's all burned up. ”

Little Wood Spirit jumped over and complained, while Roland just gently touched Little Wood Spirit's head and looked at the frustrated little girl with a missing piece of hair, which was that Shelly was very annoyed.

“What's the loss? ”

“It was discovered in time, the fire quickly extinguished, the warehouse was not damaged, our people were most seriously injured by Arvin, but the fire was in the kitchen, and the hired chef didn't make it out...”

Considering the opening of the shop, Thorn Garden hired a couple of local chefs, it seems that only the average person was that they hadn't escaped, and maybe these two generations were trying to shut up, or even...

“Under Ein Rodente's law, what is the penalty for intentional arson leading to death? ”

Shelly looked back at Roland and found herself again as a law-enforcer, except that it was rarely more serious with a smiling face in the past.

“... by law, it should be hanging, but...”

The bright eyes suddenly darkened, the next moment, like eating all the black holes, no anger, no resentment, like no emotional machine, by the look of these eyes, Shirley vest cold, the words of courtship can no longer be spoken.

Suddenly, she remembered having looked into the bottom of the person in front of her, but her boss, who was regarded by colleagues as an old, confused antique, suddenly warned herself seriously.

“Some people, some things, don't know better than to know, if you want to live, some lines are absolutely untouchable. ”

Honestly, when I just heard the old boss say this, Shelly herself was disappointed, remembering that the man had no other medal of merit but two academic medals on his chest, he was so low on himself as a normal discipline magician, and more and more he felt that the upper level of the cloud tower did not want to be as simple as he expected.

It was Charlie, the old magician, who made the incredible daily punctual leader of the man in front of him so smooth, but also made Sherry keep watching this "walk through the back door to get the Academic Highest Medal of Grass Bag” very unpleasant, and today he is watched by these cold eyes with no emotion, as if he was the sinner who was sent to the trial bench, as if he were a snake-targeted frog, unable to move at all, she realized that she was probably very wrong, she has always made herself a cannibal tiger as a warm domestic cat, which is definitely a super dangerous person.

“Oh, now that the law says hanging, don't bother with the guard, hang them there. ”

All of a sudden, as if all that ruthlessness was a hallucination, Roland laughed, still the kind man who was always helpless to apologize, only to make Shelly feel like she was dreaming.

“Hanging? Hang them all? This is the descendant of a dozen great priests! It even involves the vice president of the Sword of Order! It's not about how many sorcerer organizations you have to offend at once. ”

“Wait, my uncle..... I apologize, I'll pay for it, you can't kill... ahhh! ”

She also had the privilege of mere intimidation, but soon she found out that the man's words were not false. One by one, the men took out a cord and put it on the neck of the arsonists, and dragged them out, and the screams outside swept up, then, after reaching a peak, returned to full calm.

And when Shirley rushed out and saw the scene in front of her, she took a sip of cool air.

Whether it's a tall half-man, a young knight, or a lovely wooden spirit, executed with skill and silence, and a set of rope buttons pulled directly, they hung the tree, no pity, no bullshit, as if they were just dealing with the old routine.

“Hang them all at the door and send Andrei's great-grandson's head to the Sword of Order headquarters and say, 'I'll wait for Andrei himself to come with me to collect the body'. ”

I didn't even look at that iron-faced discipline attorney and kicked those explosives off with one foot, otherwise I would have found a black crystal and some inky green vials in it.

“Black Nuclear Crystal. Just light it and the whole street will blow up. That's harsh. The twin snake venom, splashed and smudged to death, this is the one on Arvin's arm. ”

From the beginning, I didn't think these little guys could threaten me, but at this point, not only did they break through my spell defense, but they also wounded Arvin at the Golden Peak, which was way beyond the capacity of a few scrap materials, and there was necessarily someone behind them, and their special identity, obviously, was also a test to see how I would react in the face of the provocation, to see if I was still a perpetual night.

“Since you want to stay forever? I'll give it to you. What's that? Can you eat? Uncle Andrei? Joke, when an Andrei dared to be arrogant in front of me. ”

I know it's both probation and repression, and if I'm soft here, then there's trouble.

“You don't even have to check the backstage. One by one, one by one. ”

And when Thorn Garden opened the next day, the worst performance since it opened, the hanging Sunny Sky doll, and the criminal boards underneath them, left most of the customers who had originally bought behind.

But on the contrary, some old guys with medals hung in their chests were stunned first, and then very happy that no one was competing for a place today, smiling into the store door, walking along, as if looking at something interesting, pointing a little bit at this side of the discussion.

“Aigoo, isn't this the little Harlem guy? ”

“Oh, that's so sweet, being used as cannon dust? ”

“And that kid from the Andreis! Oh, there's a good show. ”

“What's so funny? Do you think the old man dared to fight Roland? Besides, don't you know how many generations apart a great-grandson deserves to risk his family's life? Two words at most. ”

And when Shelly returned to the guard office confused, she found herself sitting there watching the lynching, and when she calmed down and was ready to summon people to avoid more troublesome things, Old Charlie stopped her.

“Forget it, we can't do anything with this power, he starts a temper, nobody can stop it. ”

Thinking of those cold eyes, Shirley couldn't remain silent this time. Her instinct was that Charlie was right. As long as the man expected, he probably made everything, and I'm afraid the whole cloud tower couldn't be stopped.

She tacitly felt that Roland, who was always a hippie smiley face, had a ruler in his heart, and if he didn't touch the bottom line, he could smile with his face and lead the messy little bastards, but if he crossed that line, I'm afraid the emperor of a country, he wouldn't hesitate to kill him.

“Who the hell is he, and why are you so reckless? ”

This question has been asked many times. By this time, Sherry will no longer be satisfied with the original answer. If Charlie has already spoken up, she will even be ready to ask the chairman at Ofa Blade Headquarters.

The eyes of many inquiries betrayed, and Old Charlie remained silent and half-pounded before pulling out the pipe to ignite and inhaling deeply.

“... is probably the most dangerous magician in the whole cloud tower. No, the most dangerous in the whole world, yes. I can't say, but you should all go home and ask an old guy over 100 and know that man can't mess around. ”

“Just returned to Andrei, the archmage of the cloud tower, and rushed to Thorn Garden! ”

The sudden news boiled down the guard station again, and this time old Charlie didn't stop it, and when they rushed there, they saw an incredible scene.

Andrei, the semigodly archmage, at the door of Thorn Garden, was reprimanded by the young magician with his head split over his face, and he bowed his head to apologize.

And for Roland himself, today's biggest trouble is just the beginning, scolding a disciple who used to be quite sympathetic and stomped on a trap. It's nothing. The ultimate difficulty is that he's going to be a teacher.