The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Wait, don't touch that. It's Mother Drowning Springs! ”

In a way, I still have a conscience.

If Adam really drank it, don't say that Margaret and Annie wouldn't let me go. Just think about how shocking that female version of Adam was, I couldn't bear it, and I stopped screaming.

“Mother drowned? Gender Replacement Agents?! ”

The most exciting thing is not Adam, who hastily dropped the bottle, but Victoria, who has been quiet.

I was stunned, and then I remembered that Victoria was right there with me when things happened with Coloss, and I promised Coloss that Victoria would hear it.

And even if she saw in her eyes, she was anxious in her heart, but could not express herself. After all, what made him “her” was that the Dark Elf ruled over Rose, and the consequences of trying to lift the divine punishment amounted to disobedience to the will of God, which she could not bear back then.

Moreover, at that time she was the sacrifice of Rose, which was a patent for women, and in the era of the superior Dark Elf, she could not abandon the status and privileges that women represented.

But “he”, who has been a man for more than a hundred years, has only been a woman for a few years, has always been a man in his mind self-awareness, now he has heard of the opportunity to recover the male body, immediately unexpected.

“Your Highness, is this true? Can you turn me into a man? How wonderful! ”

Victoria immediately surrounded herself, Qingxiu's soft face was right in front of her, the slight rose aroma had a hypnotic effect, this guy was harder to deal with than back then, and behind her, her sister was looking at me with a pleading eye, seemed to expect me to give a definitive answer.

“It's hard to do...”

The old man's plea is really hard to refuse, but I have promised Koros, and she should have arrived by the time, which is why I put the medicine on the table. Although Victoria also deserves sympathy, the promise was made first...

“This bottle is a mother drowning springs, can only turn men into women, male drowning springs turn women into men...”

“Your Royal Highness, Your Royal Highness, I hear you found the Male Drowning Springs, there, there?! ”

At this time, he rushed in with a smile of extreme joy. Isn't that the Colosseum that just arrived? At this time, joy made the smile of flowers more sunny. The wild elves smiled at me as soon as they came in.

“I…”

I touched my head helplessly. Maybe it's fate, system. You didn't mean to crap me?

[No, have you forgotten that the lucky values of these two 'girls' are rarely lower in this world than you. Do you think fate will comfortably lift the curse with their less fortunate than you? Don't worry, she's the two in the wreck, at least now she's the two.

Koros saw Victoria here. First, she was happy. The two of them were sick and pathetic. Private relationships were good. She exchanged letters and letters frequently during the week. She also exchanged a lot of personal matters. Without making any reservations, she suddenly saw that her sisters were naturally happy.

Then, when she found the sisters staring at her in disgrace, the wild elf girl's face suddenly turned white. She also thought that the root cause of the excellent relationship between the two was “pity for the same disease”, and now the only antidote was in front of her.

“Even sisters, only this, must not be allowed. ”

“Yes, Sister Cross, let's compete fairly. ”

Speaking of fair competition from the Dark Elves is not comfortable, and soon I will be able to understand the “fair competition” of the Dark Elves.

“Your Highness Roland, 200,000 gold coins, 10,000 justice points, 30 beauties of all races, rest assured that this is all my personal property, fully lawful and compliant. If you have special requirements, though, not only money and other vulgar objects, be they the beasts of the Northern Ice Plains or the fishermen beneath the coastline, I can satisfy them! ”

Well, it's fair, it's all a direct bribe.

And when Koros grew up with his mouth, he couldn't believe his face, and couldn't say anything at the end of the day, he could only look at me without tears.

Victoria is the supreme leader of the Dark Elves in their essence, and Dark Elf society is not only slavery, but also theistic religion and privacy. In a sense, the whole Dark Elf society is under her control, compared to her wealth, what does Khlos's wages count for?

Besides, this drug is kind of my personal property, so whatever I do with it is natural.

It seemed that a financial gap had been perceived, and Colosseum was in despair, tears flowing silently, while Victoria over there looked at me with joy and raised the offer.

I shook my head, it was a farce, I can't talk anymore.

“I promised Colosseum, although only verbally, that I would not violate the habit of honoring him. ”

“Cough, I'm Heroise, Emila, Eliza, and your rivals in the pit... are you sure what you just said was convincing? ”

“Don't dismantle my platform, at least my credibility is good in their eyes. ”

“Beauty moved? When can you resist the temptation of money? Aren't you poor eating white bars these days? ”

“Humph, you underestimate me... Well, don't smile in the soul link, I admit a little heartbroken, if she secretly consulted with me, I would also think about it, so clearly thrown out, if I promised, wouldn't I have all the greedy, pornographic hats buckled up, human society is not a dark elf society, reputation is bad and doing a lot of things is troublesome. ”

When I touched the red bottle, I was going to hand it directly to Colos, who was crying, and Victoria looked pale and there was nothing she could do.

But at this point, Diana came over, and she knelt down on one knee and looked up and begged me.

“My lord Roland, I am such a brother, please, I am willing to give everything in exchange for your generosity. In the face of all the hard work I have done for you, please give my brother a chance to be a man! ”

Boo, what do you mean, give him a chance to be a man, and it's not telling me I'm a good male pervert? The guards are already peeking. Aren't you upset if you don't ruin my reputation?

I got angry more and more, but I couldn't reproach this steadfast eyed knight, who had always been loyal. I seemed to find myself eating soft and not eating hard weaknesses. Victoria also knelt down and went one step further, screaming directly in my right leg.

“Your Highness, I am miserable, really miserable. No one can understand my pain for so many years...”

And under Victoria's eyes, Diana still couldn't do anything to hold her thighs, but Momo saw this situation, and a bird bit up, not only holding her left leg, but also rubbing her head up, and nagging strange words in her mouth.

“Great touch, touch, touch, pinch, I wish I could lick...”

Your knight honored? Even if there's no limit, at least have some manipulation. No, saliva, saliva!

For Momo, I will not feel sorry for Jade at all. I did not hesitate to kick out my left foot, but suddenly I couldn't pull my leg. Instead, I was pushed over by it to reach the critical point. The chill behind me rose from the heel to the back spine.

I took a deep breath and smiled, Momo saw me smile, smiled at me, and then froze.

My left leg and Momo froze directly together, but it was already much more comfortable than just now, and I silently pulled my right leg out of Victoria, walked limp to the chair, and sat down silently.

“Boom, boom, boom! ”

The sound of the Ice Pokémon knight hitting the floor spread all the way. Momo still smiled silly in the ice, and the audience around him tried to laugh but didn't dare.

Though a piece of ice and a black elf knight are still frozen on my feet to sweep away my dignity, this annoyance is a bit dignified in front of my old men.

“The snowshoe kid? Didn't I tell him to come? ”

Koros wiped his tears dry and shook his head.

“… he came and heard about the male drowning springs, said he wanted to go to the volcano to soak up the hot springs and come back later to see His Highness. ”

“This slippery, obviously cow, is so cunning. ”

Looks like the male drowning springs have alerted the snowshoe to let Khlos explore the road first. That's a tough one.

But I don't have time to worry about cattle anymore. It's “they” bad luck. Why are you pulling it off? It's my bad luck. Who am I messing with?

[They are all super bad luck, you can't get there, unfortunately will summon more misfortune, they are involved, naturally will bring bad luck to the people around you, you are just innocent shot.

I was feeling a little helpless, and the more I felt that the two bottles in my hand were hot.

Anything else doesn't matter, Victoria and Momo don't think much of me, but Diana is a solid person who didn't say anything about my career. She really bowed to death and earned a lot of fame for me. This is the first time she begged me, even willing to give everything. If I refused, I would not only make my other subordinates chill, but I also feel very sorry for myself.

That's how easy it is to bully a smart man, but to bully an honest man through his own level.

“Talk to me yourselves and tell me the results. ”

Eventually, I had to play leather, but soon, I regretted the delay.

That night, my bedroom touched a Dark Elf, or the most beautiful of all Dark Elf societies.

“Dear Lord Roland, for the sake of 'that’, I am willing to do all that is most precious. I know your eyes are high, but I, the Dark Queen of Dark Pokémon, am the best tribute of my people and can satisfy all your desires. Look,”

“Teenage girl" as Cersei trembled, undressed, just showing her shoulders, she was kicked out by my feet like a face.

“I'm not interested in men! Not even men! I'm not gay! ”

Then Diana came the next night...

I can't say enough to persuade a sacrificial knight, she is rooted like an ancient tree, that the world's strongest anti-holy knight realm can't even handle me, but fortunately, she is a solid person, hard to persuade but deceitful, eventually we talked about the legal spirit and the knight's faith overnight, succeeded in forgetting the task given by her brother, and finally walked out the door in the obscure eyes of others.

On the third day, I was only half asleep and woke up by a scream outside the door. When I saw that Momo had triggered the lightning trap, I let Heroise lose a soundproofing junction, turned around and went back to sleep, and had a good dream.

But the result was the scariest. Momo was said to have been screaming for half the night. The first half of the night was still screaming. The second half of the night became very strange. When eating during the day, he said that he was awake to new interests. He also said that he was drooling while speaking voluntarily about the touch of His Highness Roland's thighs... my reputation was completely ruined.

And the other result of the destruction of fame was that on the fourth night, Khlos trembled so hard that he walked in with a thin white veil, hoping to make up for it... then I spent half the night explaining to 0 Khlos, and then couldn't help but comfort her to cry, and when her mood stabilized, I sent her out...

And then I was watched by the guards with a crying scene of Khlos, even if I didn't do anything, and at that point, I really had the urge to kill.

The next day, well, I'm already the legendary "elf hunter"...

I'm really wrong!