Chapter 1015: Arrival at Qian Nan
"Brother Xuan, let me tell you, those two tigers were like super beasts, they opened their huge bloody mouths and pounced right at us... but who am I? I gave it a punch and made that tiger piss its pants..."
As soon as they set out, Huzi started boasting non-stop, spitting everywhere, as if he wanted to recount every word unsaid during those days in the mountains.
Before Liu Zixuan could speak, Jiang Yunxuan coldly interrupted, "Idiot, do tigers in your family wear pants?"
"I..." Huzi’s face turned red, and he defensively said, "It’s just a metaphor, okay!"
Jiang Yunxuan glanced at Huzi, then smugly said to Liu Zixuan, "Tigers and such are just zoo animals; nothing worth bragging about. Let me tell you, I once fell into a lake, and a white flood dragon as thick as a water tank almost swallowed me!"
"A water tank thick? More like a small water snake!" Huzi mocked.
Jiang Yunxuan shot him a look, then took something from his pocket and displayed it to everyone: "A snake is nothing compared to a dragon. See this? These are two of its teeth, which I pulled out after slaying it!"
Liu Zixuan glanced at the dragon teeth, inspected them closely in his hand, and understood a bit about it.
Whether it’s a dragon or a snake, you can estimate its age and size from the teeth. Of course, he didn’t expose them; these two guys hadn’t seen each other for so long, they were bound to boast a bit.
Seeing Huzi dumbfounded, Jiang Yunxuan gloated even more: "You say you fought a tiger, then show me the tiger’s tooth!"
"Those... those two tigers were made of stone!" Huzi defended.
"Hahahaha!"
Jiang Yunxuan laughed heartily: "A stone sculpture tiger could open its mouth? And piss its pants from fear? Huzi, Huzi, not only are you an idiot, but also brain-dead. Probably you fell suddenly and pissed yourself from the tiger sculpture!"
"If you don’t believe me, go look in that cave!" Huzi retorted, his face flushed.
"Brother Xuan, do you believe a sculpture tiger can bite people?" Jiang Yunxuan called out "Brother Xuan" for once to gain some upper hand over Huzi.
Liu Zixuan stroked his chin: "Considering you’re my brother-in-law, I have to say I don’t!"
"See that! Even Brother Xuan said so!" Jiang Yunxuan patted Huzi’s shoulder: "So, next time make sure to not only recharge your IQ but also bring your brain along."
"Jiang Yunxuan, I’m going to fight you!"
Unable to argue further, Huzi rushed at Jiang Yunxuan.
The car shook as they tussled in the back seat.
Liu Zixuan helplessly pinched his forehead, "You two are really something!"
After a bout, they calmed down, and Jiang Yunxuan rubbed his sore eyes, "Huzi, you should go to Tang Country for surgery and become a woman; you scratched me with your nails!"
"Then you should be put on a leash and become a guard dog; you bit me!"
Jiang Yunxuan took a deep breath, "Don’t get angry, getting sick for it isn’t worth it."
Forcing a smile, he said to Huzi, "Don’t worry, once we’re at the Celestial Dao Alliance, I’ll catch all the pigs and sheep for you, so you can eat their brains!"
Huzi indignantly replied, "Once we kill those old ancestors, I’ll definitely open your head and have a taste!"
"Uh... shall we stop to buy some snacks?" Liu Zixuan paused the car and asked.
"I’ll go!" Huzi and Jiang Yunxuan said in unison and got out of the car.
Liu Zixuan sat in the car, opened the window, lit a cigarette, and murmured, "Finally some peace and quiet, damn these two live treasures are bound to spar forever!"
The earlier tension lifted thanks to their antics.
This time, they didn’t bring more cars, just a spacious Jinbei and a Volkswagen. The experts from the Shi Family were in the Volkswagen, while Liu Zixuan and his team were in the Jinbei.
The Shi Family elder raised an eyebrow and asked, "Do they usually bicker like this?"
"Indeed!" Liu Zixuan turned his head, "Were you frightened?"
"I’ve never had true brothers in my life, seeing them suddenly like this, I find it a bit hard to adapt." The Shi Family elder asked, "Will this bickering cause trouble when we reach the Celestial Dao Alliance?"
"Don’t worry; once they’re back, they’ll be thick as thieves again!" Liu Zixuan spread his hands.
The Shi Family elder and Shi Ke exchanged glances, showing disbelief.
They’d just been bashing each other’s heads in, how could they suddenly get along?
But the next moment left them flabbergasted.
Jiang Yunxuan and Huzi walked back in with their arms around each other’s shoulders, laughing and carrying the stuff they bought.
"Come, everyone, have some water and food, this is on Nicholas is the most handsome today!"
"No, no, today is on Tiger Lord!"
"Hey, don’t be so polite, whether it’s you or me, doesn’t matter..."
The Shi Family elder and Shi Ke were utterly confused; just moments ago they were battered, and now they were suddenly so friendly?
Liu Zixuan, however, remained calm, and after eating and drinking, they resumed their journey.
This time, they didn’t stop midway, and by around three o’clock, they had arrived at Qian Nan Land.
They parked the car next to a pavilion.
Liu Zixuan got out and said with a smile, "Driving left for ten minutes gets you to Willow Manor, and under ten driving right brings you to the newly established headquarters of the Celestial Dao Alliance. Speaking of that, the Willow elder is really quite protective!"
"It’s more than just protective!"
The Shi Family elder walked over from the side, "Ever since the Celestial Dao Alliance headquarters was established, the Willow elder has ordered the digging of an underground passage. Now, it’s already connected to the headquarters."
"That only means the old dog Willow elder prepared an escape tunnel knowing Grandpa Tiger would come for his life!" Huzi boldly laughed and said.
Liu Zixuan raised an eyebrow, "I’m afraid it’s not that simple!"
"I’ve told you before about that mysterious Emperor Realm master who stays within the Willow Association, probably also this Azhuo you mentioned, and from the looks of it, those he secretly trained are all in the Willow Association," the Shi Family elder squinted and said.
Liu Zixuan pondered while rubbing his chin, "Regardless if it’s for escape or otherwise, let’s cut off his retreats first. Since we’re in Qian Nan, if we’re going to formally declare war on the Celestial Dao Alliance, we must slay any god or buddha that blocks our way!"