The Most Random System

This shop’s drink cups are quite pretty.

Made entirely of crackled crystal glass, the cup’s walls are as thin as cicada wings, refracting fine amber-colored light under the warm pendant lamp.

But they’re empty.

The rim is gilded with a narrow band, elegantly holding a spiral-pattern rainbow straw, with a fresh slice of lemon inserted at an angle at the straw’s mouth, and two bits of strawberry are scattered at the bottom like rubies adorning a glass cup.

But they’re empty.

The cup showcases Lingnan-style intertwined lotus patterns, where the water droplets resemble morning dew rolling over green porcelain, with the play of light and shadow making it seem like a delicate, exquisite piece of craftsmanship.

But it’s damn empty.

In the midst of the laughter from the three girls across, Bai Bufan expressionlessly bites the straw, turning his head to glance at the equally expressionless Lin Li.

To be honest, Bai Bufan couldn’t hold it after seeing what Lin Li was up to—

Lin Li was drinking his own drink, no, perhaps it couldn’t be called drinking; Lin Li first gave the straw’s mouth a kiss, and once that was done, began sipping around the rim of his glass cup in circles.

It’s somewhat similar to Jojo’s Kakyoin eating cherries, but Lin Li maintained a completely expressionless face throughout.

This made it even more absurd.

This guy is so disgusting.

This is definitely to prevent retaliation.

"Lin Li, you’re the top of the class, you’re the smartest, let me ask you something, did you see my drink?"

Never surrendering, Bai Bufan maintains a blank expression, his voice carrying a hint of sarcasm.

"Hmm, drink, what thing, I didn’t see it." Lin Li wiped his lips with the back of his hand, his voice flat, "Let me push my friend’s WeChat to you, her name is Dora, she’s great at finding things, maybe you can ask her if she’s seen it."

Bai Bufan laughed, of course, out of anger.

With a rigid smile void of amusement, Bai Bufan lightly said, "Prankster, don’t prank; Prankster, don’t prank; Prankster, don’t... prank..."

"Hahahahaha—"

That was the end of it, Lin Li broke first, bursting into laughter.

"Alright alright, Bufan, maybe it’s time to tell you the truth,"

With a teasing smile, Lin Li licked the corners of his mouth, his voice filled with malice:

"Bai, Bu, Fan—

Do you know, your ice-shaken lemon strawberry kept calling your name before it entered my stomach, it thought you would come to save it until its death, it knew you were watching from nearby, even though it saw your indifference, it kept muttering to itself, deceiving itself that you had a reason, that you would save it...

Oh, can’t imagine it, even after I drugged it, it still adhered to its beliefs, too bad, Bufan, oh, by the way, almost forgot to tell you, your ice-shaken lemon strawberry was quite moist~"

Huang Mao Lin Li pursed his lips in savor.

Bai Bufan: "TAT!!!"

The Pure Love Warrior completely collapsed then.

Thinking of his ice-shaken lemon strawberry that was once untouched clear fruit juice but now just filthy urine in a toilet, thoroughly corrupted, it was way too much. Bai Bufan chuckles at his own misfortune.

"Lin Li!! You’re not human, damn it!!!"

"You just did this to deceive my juice, right?!"

"How can there be such a trick! You damn well better not have just added white sugar!!"

"No!!! My ice-shaken lemon strawberry!!!"

"I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I didn’t do it on purpose! I really didn’t mean it—"

Bai Bufan slumped back in his seat, painfully covering his face with his hands.

No husband could be so powerless.

Lin Li still maintained his wicked big bad smile, while the "three" on the opposite side were downright laughing crazily.

Studied hard all day just to see the delight this mouth provides!

The chemical reaction these two create together is just too interesting!!

Attempting to hit Lin Li proved ineffective, Bai Bufan numbly looked at the three across:

"Qu Wanqiu, Ding Sihan, class president, any plans for buying a house? If so, send me the apartment locations, I’m planning to jump off, might as well help lower the price for you."

Qu Wanqiu, Ding Sihan, Chen Yu Ying: "O.o?"

Bai Bufan is actually rather good.

Qu Wanqiu and Chen Yu Ying just laughed, Ding Sihan already started looking into suitable apartments on her phone.

At that moment, a remark floated over nonchalantly from Lin Li’s side: "What are you thinking, actually the only thing lowered would just be your kind’s obituary."

Bai Bufan: "(•́へ•́╬)!!"

Damn this offensive attack! Still after me!

"Heaven-damned Lin Li! I can’t take it anymore! I’m gonna tell the truck driver I want to make smashed bread but actually tie you to the wheel so you get run over repeatedly!!"

Lin Li stroked his chin: "Bufan, your thoughts are quite extreme, but your cowardice and incompetence interestingly balance it out."

Bai Bufan: "?"

It turns out, Lin Li was right.

Bai Bufan’s anger was like a cigarette butt, easily extinguished with a couple of stomps.

As Lin Li ordered him another round, Bai Bufan quickly became cheerful again.

Let it go, dude!

The dinner lasted about an hour, the flavor wasn’t bad.

After dinner.

"Lin Li, I suddenly realized that toilets are quite aloof and contrasting; here I am with my butt facing it, yet no reaction, but as soon as I press the flush button slightly, it freely releases water and doesn’t resist at all in swallowing every bit of my waste."

Returning from the toilet, Bai Bufan sat next to Lin Li, shaking his head with a sense of wonder.