The Most Random System

Staring with his mouth open, unable to speak.

Lin Li looked at their stunned expressions and casually tossed out a line:

"We were originally going back to organize and take some tools, so it’s perfect for you two to visit our base and have a look at our Fake Bureau."

"Open your eyes. Not to boast, but once it’s set up, even real cops passing by might not be able to tell the difference at a glance. That scene is way more thrilling than stealing batteries."

"Th-th-thank you, L-Little Bro, we’re really looking forward to it..."

Their voices were a bit stiff and stuttered from excitement.

Both of them were exceedingly excited, making them somewhat dizzy.

They just felt this organization was incredibly powerful.

To be able to put together such a grand setup.

In comparison, their previously idle lives seemed petty and insignificant.

"Anyway, work well tonight; if we feel the collaboration goes smoothly, it’ll be like getting the ticket to join us. We really do have quite a lot of business. When you truly join one day, you can choose the business that suits you to try."

"A lot? Other than these two, are there other businesses?" Mouse paused, unable to resist asking.

Lin Li nodded:

"Yeah, it’s more than just this small stuff. Our gang’s business range is quite broad, like one-stop service."

"Aside from these, money laundering is essential. Dirty money has to be cleaned before spending, right?

Online casinos are trendy now, money comes fast, and then there’s the manufacture and sale of counterfeit cigarettes and liquor—this also provides a stable cash flow, and the market demand is huge..."

Mouse and Old Wen felt their understanding had been refreshed again.

This business chain is too complete.

"Business scope covers so wide? And it’s all so hardcore!" They had repeated all the usual awed and shocked remarks before; now they could only say.

"It’s alright," Lin Li waved his hand, hiding his accomplishments and fame: "All are just means of making a living, but..."

Lin Li then changed his tone, with a hint of genuine admiration, his gaze shifting to Xiang Yangliang in the driver’s seat in front:

"Honestly, if we talk about being impressive, it’s Uncle Yang."

"To be honest, what we do is just small potatoes in front of him."

"Ah? There’s still someone more skilled?" Mouse and Old Wen’s ears perked up immediately, their bodies unconsciously leaning forward: "Brother Yang...him? Bro, how’s Brother Yang impressive? Can you tell us?"

Xiang Yangliang: "..."

Hold on.

Lin Li.

Could you just shut up?

Unfortunately, Lin Li couldn’t hear his thoughts; even if he could, he’d pretend he didn’t.

Lin Li slightly lowered his voice:

"Uncle Yang, he only returned to the country in recent years; previously, he was all about working abroad."

"Tsk, Uncle Yang’s resume is truly rich and hardcore! Totally top-notch!"

"In Laos, he helped sell flour."

"In Myanmar, he assisted with growing ginseng."

"In Thailand, he performed intravenous injections of 7.62 for others."

"Even now, Uncle Yang’s name can still stir waves in the Golden Triangle!"

"To be honest, don’t you feel like your actions are small potatoes in front of ours? But actually, what we do compared to Uncle Yang’s past is also just small potatoes."

"O.O!!!"

Mouse and Old Wen said nothing but glanced at Xiang Yangliang’s silent and broad back, and their gazes were utterly transformed.

White powder, human trafficking, unscrupulous killing!?

These few words combined instantly sketch a cold-blooded giant operating in a sea of corpses and blood, taking lives at any moment!

Together with the unsmiling attitude now...

"Uncle," Lin Li leaned forward again at this point, "Tell us about your past antics. I haven’t heard your legendary tales for three days; I feel a bit itchy inside. Perfect timing for these two to see the big world."

Xiang Yangliang: "..."

Exhale—

Inhale—

Exhale—

Inhale—

"Forget it, no need to bring up the past."

Xiang Yangliang stared at the road ahead, shaking his head.

Fortunately, after two rounds of deep breathing, Xiang Yangliang found he ultimately suppressed it.

Of course, it’s not about suppressing the urge to share his glorious past.

It’s about,

Suppressing the impulse to floor the gas pedal now, sending all four to die together (•́へ•́╬).

Why do these two idiots believe everything Lin Li says?

How come they’re as hyper as if they’ve snorted something?

Better check later, huh?

(Annoyed)

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Beginning of the month, please vote next month, arigato.

This little arc is almost wrapped up, what should I write for updates this month?

Life is like water added to the tongue.

I will strive to use my tongue to spit water at everyone...

Life...