The Most Random System

What’s wrong with this name!? I’m asking you, what’s wrong with this name! Isn’t it quite pleasant!

Tsk, it would have been better to just admit your identity when those two sycophants in the back discovered the police uniform.

You two just wait for me.

When you get to the station later, be ready to atone for what you’ve done now!

Why are there only two instead of three...?

Simple, Yangliang really doesn’t dare to let Lin Li wait for him.

In Yangliang’s understanding.

Lin Li is the type who, in kindergarten, would pretend to be done when the teacher came to clean up, and then let everything out all at once while the teacher’s back was turned.

Yangliang was afraid that if he let Lin Li wait, Lin Li would just drop his pants and squat down.

Terrifying.

Yangliang’s twitching mouth wasn’t noticed by Mouse and Old Wen, but Lin Li did notice.

Kou xi! This is exactly what I wanted to see!

However, seeing that they couldn’t say much more, Lin Li gestured with his hand for them to stop belittling, took the document back from Mouse, and chuckled:

"Alright, putting aside the name, just say, if I pull out this document, then pull out the police uniform that matches the badge number from the back of the car, then grab a few handcuffs to complete the look, who wouldn’t believe that I’m Brother Yang isn’t a cop?"

"Indeed," Mouse nodded sincerely in agreement, "this disguise is so sophisticated, and the technical means are very strong. Honestly, it’s hard to think it’s fake, it’s so spot-on, so comprehensive."

"And that’s being spot-on?" Lin Li laughed again lightly, "It’s still far from it."

The two of them cast their gaze again, as Lin Li curled his lips into a playful arc, with a smile that was one-third cold, one-third sarcastic, and four-tenths nonchalant, as if discussing an ordinary household matter:

"Just having the uniform and carrying a badge can fool the scene, but to deal with the big fish over the phone and screen, especially those skeptical ones who won’t act without seeing evidence, just relying on this falls a bit short."

Mouse and Old Wen were left in the clouds, exchanged a glance, and cautiously asked: "This is... what?"

What’s all this gibberish.

What about across the phone and screen?

Lin Li leaned forward slightly, lowered his voice a bit:

"You wouldn’t think our big gang survives just on thievery, do you? Like tonight, squatting for half a year for one big catch, do the brothers just eat and drink nothing in the meantime? Impossible!"

"We, in fact, have a side business, or rather, like today’s play, is a side business.

Among them, includes telecommunications fraud.

This thing’s yield is stable, risk relatively controllable.

Impersonating law enforcement, that old trick, you must have heard of it?"

As Lin Li spoke, he quietly manifested a Duck Blood Bottle.

Ladies and gentlemen, let me make you more excited and thrilled!

Mouse nodded: "Heard of it, heard of it! Like calling and saying someone’s involved in a case, needing to transfer money to a secure account?"

"That’s right," Lin Li snapped his fingers:

"The only difficulty with this is gaining trust, especially those with a high alertness, or targets with particularly large sums."

Old Wen was struck by insight: "So... little bro, your uniforms, are..."

"That’s right," Lin Li nodded, snapped his fingers: "Didn’t I just say, these uniforms have many uses, one of which includes using them in fraud.

But I’m telling you, this isn’t enough.

Even if our uniforms and documents seem real, once they’re across the screen, none of this gets through, a bit like winking at a blind person.

At times like this, you need something, huh~ even more powerful."

Mouse and Old Wen: "Mo-more powerful (;゜○゜)?"

Cou-could it be... another expert?

"That’s right," Lin Li leaned back, paused for a second, revealed: "We set up a fake police station."

"..."

"..."

Mouse, Old Wen: "?"

"Eh?"

"Hmm? Didn’t hear me clearly? Wasn’t my Mandarin quite clear, a fake police station." Lin Li retorted.

"Fa-fake po-popo police station?!"

Yet again, Mouse and Old Wen repeated in shock.

This was already beyond their meager criminal imagination!

Fake documents, fake police uniforms, they could understand for emergency escape or phone scams.

But... setting up a fake station?

This seemed a bit overboard.

Lin Li seemed to relish in their ghost-seeing expressions, chuckled lightly, explained:

"Don’t be so astonished. It’s just a set, understand?

Find a small factory or a secluded old building, put some effort into redecorating.

Put up some slogans on the walls, like ’Serve the People, Confess for Leniency, Resist for Severity,’ get some official-looking desks, arrange some old computer monitors as props, weld a few iron bars for a small detention room, renovate the entrance, add a few red and blue flashing lights here and there, and that’s it."

"This..." Mouse was dumbfounded, "This... how much does it cost?"

"Money’s not important, it’s all investment," Lin Li waved his hand, "Compared to the returns, this investment is nothing.

Those big fish, once the video connects, and we casually reveal this set, sometimes even deliberately ’going out for takeaways,’ allowing them to see our fake security booth and fake retractable gate at the entrance, the atmosphere is just like the real thing...

You think about it, seeing all these scenes, what feeling is there left?

Who would doubt anymore, that bit of skepticism, nine out of ten is gone immediately, success rate practically doubles on the spot."

Mouse and Old Wen were completely floored.