The Most Random System

Someone like Lin Li is the sharpest tool in the shed. If there’s a rumor that Lin Li dialed 119 at the crematorium saying they’re burning people, Yangliang would debunk it without hesitation—because it’s probably not just a rumor.

So, Yangliang is very suspicious whether Lin Li is trying to take advantage of him now.

"Uncle, where’s your fake badge, is it in the left pocket?"

Lin Li fumbled in the right pocket and didn’t find what he was looking for, so he decided to extend his devilish hand to a more distant place.

"Slap!"

Yangliang irritably slapped Lin Li’s hand away, glanced at him through the rearview mirror with speechless disdain, but seeing Mouse and Old Wen both looking expectantly at Lin Li and himself, he sighed with a complex heart:

"Not in the pants pocket, stop groping, I’ll get it for you."

With the road being safe, Yangliang reached into the inner pocket of his jacket, took out his police badge, and tossed it back to Lin Li.

Lin Li reached out to catch the badge, pulled out a small UV pen from his pocket, then handed it to Mouse and Old Wen beside him—

"Look, this is what you call professional."

The tone was deliberately casual and boastful.

Mouse and Old Wen cautiously took it.

The dark police badge, a foldable leather case, heavy, the touch of leather had a mysterious sense of solemnity.

The two couldn’t wait to open it, turned on the overhead light, and the first sight was a photo of Yangliang in a police uniform, looking serious, with police ID, name, and unit information all complete.

"Wow..."

Old Wen couldn’t help but exclaim quietly, fingers reverently stroking the metallic police emblem and the laminated surface.

Wow, this texture!

Just like the real thing!

"Amazing..."

Mouse was more thorough, especially since he had a tool in hand, he wouldn’t waste it, he picked up the small UV pen and shone it at a specific position on the badge’s inner page.

Under the faint purple light, what seemed normal instantly revealed a clear, intricately patterned secret mark and a clear watermark of a police emblem with "POLICE."

The anti-counterfeit effect, authoritative! Absolutely authoritative!

"It’s not just amazing, it’s at least as great as the bull in Wang Wei’s poems, almost identical to the real thing, this craftsmanship, these details, the technique is too superb!"

Truthfully, he thought it was just a prop to fool people, would be very close, but with many flaws, unexpectedly, it’s so spot on.

The maker is absolutely a master of fake badges!

Old Wen also nodded repeatedly, looking at Yangliang’s figure in the front seat with a gaze full of admiration like looking at a high mountain:

"Too strong! Brother Yang, your preparation is truly flawless!"

At this moment, for the silent core figure of the crime gang, Brother Yang, he was filled with awe!

After marveling at the realness of the badge, Mouse’s curiosity was piqued again, he asked Lin Li with a subtle probing and ingratiating tone:

"Brother Bufan, so, Brother Yang’s name... is Yangliang? Is that a real name or..."

Lin Li snorted immediately as if hearing something highly ridiculous, leaned back on the seat, speaking with a volume neither too large nor too small:

"Real name? How’s that possible! Just think about it, using a real name in our line of work is like waiting to be caught red-handed, of course, it’s fake."

Then, Lin Li contemptuously mocked again—

"Besides, don’t you find the name Yangliang ugly? And ’Liang’? Is it a top-tier single-character ID? Pfft, it’s so tacky and rigid, no class at all! Who would genuinely choose such a name, pathetic!"

Mouse and Old Wen exchanged a glance.

Although they didn’t find the name "Yangliang" particularly ugly, in fact, people with the surname "Yang" are quite rare, but at the moment...

Remember, to integrate into a new team, the most important is not to go against original members!

What they say is what it is!

Moreover, seeing Brother Bufan’s attitude, the name "Yangliang" is fake, but the person who chose this name might really exist and is possibly someone disliked by the gang!

Understood! All understood!

Realizing this point, they immediately followed Lin Li’s lead, their faces plastered with ingratiating smiles, rushing to agree:

"Exactly, exactly! Brother, you’re so right! The name ’Yangliang’, sounds on par with ’Ergou’, ’Tie Zhu’, so tacky! I immediately felt that, doesn’t match Brother Yang’s status and charisma at all!"

"Yes, yes! I was wondering why it sounded so awkward! This little insight clarifies everything, so ’ordinary,’ completely lacking the ’extraordinary’ feel! Brother Yang’s name... indeed falls short, doesn’t match his skills at all, truly a shame for Brother Yang! Always having to work under this ugly name!"

The two did their utmost to flatter.

Lin Li nodded in satisfaction, looking at the two with a gaze filled with commendation.

And this further encouraged their denigration of "Yangliang."

The three in the back were very joyful, in a harmonious atmosphere.

But there seemed to be four people in the car.

In the driver’s seat, Yangliang’s knuckles gripping the steering wheel were slightly white from force, and as for the corners of his mouth, they twitched uncontrollably a few times, nearly unable to maintain a serious face.

They made him laugh out of anger.

Yangliang originally thought Lin Li was just planning to torment these two unlucky fellows tonight.

Because of the anticipation of watching the drama and the helplessness of dealing with Lin Li, Yangliang let him be.

But he never imagined that there would also be a segment of tormenting himself.