The Most Random System

I’m not clean anymore... I’m not clean...

Bathroom.

Lin Li was scrubbing his body hard while bathing.

What came to mind was those classic forced scenes from the script, where the female lead tries to wash off the boy’s fluids in the bathroom afterwards.

Damn.

If I didn’t think about it, it would have been fine, but now that I have, it’s even harder to stay calm.

Sigh, the image of those zombies "like facing a great enemy" and immediately staring at me with "scientific spirit" and "full of excitement" is simply too ridiculous.

If I’d known earlier, I would’ve returned to reality while in the air, however wasting those ten minutes of invincible time is better than suffering this unwarranted disaster.

This is like not getting the money from nude loans, but taking on all the guilt of nude loans.

Feels like agreeing to play SM with the world and forgetting the safe word.

When returning to the bathroom just now, I was truly naked with only the "Qiankun Ring" and "Celestial Being Certificate" on my fingers and wrist intact.

Moreover, fortunately, during the apocalypse, I used running water to wash off all the acid liquid from my body; otherwise, if that acid could be brought back to the present, the bathroom floor would have suffered.

Though not without benefits.

Being seen naked is actually no big deal; it’s all about the guys.

Lin Li now has no objections to those zombies, even wanting to show them more.

Of course, not because of perversion, just—

[After countless trials, your physical strength is no longer comparable to humans, and at this moment, numerous handsome men and beautiful women are marveling at your physical beauty! Astonished!]

[Life should be like this, you also find delight in it; modern life should be about indulgence and enjoyment!!]

[Task Three: Show your physical allure to more people (0/50)]

[Task Rewards: Physical Improvement: 20% increase in lifespan, 50% increase in physical strength; System Currency*100]

This was the system notification Lin Li noticed only after returning to reality.

Couldn’t help it; during the apocalypse, with Guan Yu’s safety being crucial to his future survival, there was no time to bother with other things.

After noticing the task upon returning, Lin Li judged it to be an easy welfare task to complete.

After all, the task scope is the body, not limited to Guan Yu.

Although the task triggered in Otherworld must be completed there, it’s still very straightforward.

Next week, I’ll take a trip to Yunguang City, and by moving things or physically fighting zombies, letting the survivors in Hu Fei’s shelter appreciate my physical allure, this task should be completed.

Theoretically, whether encountering mutants or survivors at a new node, as long as my physical strength is displayed, it meets the system’s progress criteria.

Not doing it this way is due to instability; this week’s two trips to new nodes didn’t go smoothly, who knows what trouble the next new node will cause, I’m a bit tired. Next week, I’ll go find Xiaojing’s body for relaxation and ensure a 100% chance to finish this task.

Meanwhile, I can prepare for Doomsday World, like studying maps before the apocalypse or charging my mecha.

—Lin Li’s Mecha energy percentage is down to 29%.

In modern times, it can be charged but requires larger space; Lin Li has to rent a warehouse and ensure no surveillance or that won’t leak out, quite troublesome.

Sigh.

If a person feels hungry and doesn’t eat, they’re called stupid; but if a phone runs out of battery and isn’t charged, it’s considered a smart phone.

Even my mecha isn’t truly smart, no self-sufficiency capability.

The more I think about it, the angrier I get.

Lin Li decides not to charge the mecha for now.

I’m showering, I’ll charge myself first.

Lin Li materializes a phone from the "Qiankun Ring" and searches for a suitable power bank in heaven.

...

Past Saturday was plain yet comfortable, without any supernatural unfoldings.

Lin Li spent the day at home, and by evening, went out for dinner with Chen Yu Ying and Ding Sihan, also known as a family outing.

It’s now Sunday, the day to head out for the competition.

"Chen Yu Ying: Mom and I are about to leave home, should be downstairs your building in twenty minutes. Are you ready? See you then."

"Lin Li: Okay."

Now it’s half-past eight, and upon receiving the message, Lin Li goes to the bathroom again to tidy up his appearance.

Though not going out to play, meeting family still requires some effort, taking it seriously; if messy and tattered, it might transform personal appearance into seeing the deceased.

—"Meeting family" means only partly "see" them.

Ensuring there’s no issue, he takes the folder with all exam-related stuff prepared last night and heads downstairs.

Chen Yu Ying isn’t the type to say "almost there" but just left home; she likes to leave reverse buffer time, probably arriving in fifteen minutes.

The weather in mid-January is a bit chilly, but for Lin Li’s physique, whether up or down, it’s the same, going down early doesn’t make a difference.

Feeling the morning breeze and watching sparse vehicles on the street, Lin Li feels idle for a moment.

"Hear you say~ Tianba watch~ roadside~ a mound~ spinning top by Dafei~ I’m used to~ you suddenly getting swept ~foreign battle~ full defeat~ mess turns clown..."