The Most Random System

What a shame, buddy, what a shame.

Lin Li is willing to let Bai Bufan die, too bad he himself seems unwilling.

Why are you so selfish!

Put the Pills back in the [warehouse], just store them for now.

As for feeding them to the animals in reality, not considering it for the moment.

First, I don’t have any pets, and raising one anew is troublesome and uncontrollable.

Secondly, since the task has already rewarded me with Spirit Beast-oriented Pills, the second task reward currently in progress is Spirit Beast-oriented ability, maybe the next task reward will be a Spirit Beast.

System! I want a Cat Girl who, after transformation, stands 175cm tall with 36D, looks very aloof, smells fragrant and feels soft when hugged, has a nice texture to her tail and ears but resists being touched, often looking at me with disdain, but actually is a tsundere, once ignored she sulks for thirty seconds then whimpered for thirty more seconds trying to get my attention to soothe her, yet if she gets no response, can’t help but snuggle up to me, brushing against me with her head or tail hoping for a gentle petting— a super affectionate Cat Girl!

First, make a wish.

Maybe it will happen.

At the same time, the stool also replied.

Nowadays, the stool is no longer surprised whenever Lin Li has targeted case requests.

Therefore, the reply was calm—

"Stool: Alright bro, got it."

"Stool: Right, bro, regarding the case about the car, over Li Sheng’s side they’re working hard, they already have some clues, but the planned time for the crime, in Nansang, might be a bit later."

"Stool: So possibly the animals here might be faster? I’ve joined our school’s stray cat and dog rescue group, they often post about adoptions and stuff, if hurting cats or dogs counts, maybe there could be clues."

"Lin Li: Okay."

After replying and letting the stool do its thing, Lin Li looked at the system.

The stool reminded him of something.

Currently, he’s got not just human connections, but animal veins, dog veins, bird veins, cat veins, cabin veins in all forms.

— "Voice of All Things."

[Designate a type of creature, within an hour after use, your speech can be perfectly understood by that creature. If the designated creature’s intelligence is too low, speech will turn into a command, but only lasts half an hour.

Accumulate usage once every twenty-four hours, with a maximum of 2 stored usages.]

Lin Li has only used this ability in doomsday, but this is not limited to zombies, on the contrary, from its name and effect, being useful on zombies was actually a pleasant surprise.

Cats, dogs, birds... these are more fitting of the name "All Things."

He can totally have animal friends!

In the mountains, Lin Li can hear all sorts of calls,

Cheese snow leopard!

Cheese lynx!

Cheese muntjac!

Cheese kitten can’t eat the burger!

Sharing some cold cheese: not as tasty as hot.

In summary, cats, dogs, birds, etc., after being trained can restrain some instincts and follow some human commands. In terms of intelligence assessment, they’re definitely higher than zombies, right?

So in the system’s view, is it "communication" or "command"?

If it doesn’t get judged too low, then he can totally use the Voice of All Things to communicate with wild cats and Bufans, express his goodwill, and hope they will know or discover someone is abusing or hurting them in the future, and "contact" him immediately.

Communication and command are different.

When a command reaches the ability’s limit, it must dissipate,

But if it’s just communication, what should disappear afterward should only be the communication ability, and not the cats and dogs’ understanding of his words during the ability, right?

It can’t be that as soon as time is up, all their related memories are erased, that would be too unreasonable.

And as long as they can remember, they can always provide him with related information, right?

Even as an eternal spy, they can help him with Mecha-related cases... he could be more formidable than the king of Litang.

As for the specific way of "contact," Lin Li, who is brainstorming, already has it figured out— first of all, running to him to contact him definitely won’t work.

Setting aside cats, dogs, and even birds that can fly, with Xiling being so large, as long as something doesn’t happen near himself, by the time they find him, it’s not just the wildflowers that are cold, the wild flower maiden is already preparing for her third pregnancy.

Unless the target is committing crimes over a long duration, it’s impossible to catch them, totally not viable.

But, as long as he buys some signal devices that emit a signal notifying his phone upon press, during the ability period, communicates with his animal friends to determine which places are frequent crime spots, then secretly places such signal devices around the destination and teaches them simple usage, cats, dogs, birds, once they discover something, can just try to find a nearby signal device to contact him.

And he can quickly locate the target’s approximate range based on the signal source and swiftly reach it.

This greatly increases the chances of catching the target!

There are certainly many details that need perfecting, but the overall framework of this plan is fine, feasible.

Tonight is already close to midnight, plus he needs to buy signal emitters, tomorrow night he can totally try it out.

By then he might lead a Black Silk Legion!

One person’s power may be weak, but what would you do if I bring along a whole bunch of street dogs?