The Most Random System

Don’t underestimate the power of us roadside dogs!!

You know, even Pikachu, considered a Pokémon god, is seen as being on the same level as a roadside dog. This is proof of the gold standard and strength of "one at the roadside!"

By then, when the command is issued, eighteen kinds of pigs, monkeys, cats, dogs, and birds will shout as they go to relieve themselves and wage war on criminals. Isn’t that fabulous?

Thinking of this, Lin Li rubbed his hands like a fly, showing a smile.

Hehe, looking forward to it.

Driver’s seat.

Gulp.

Yan Aosong glanced at the rearview mirror, his Adam’s apple moving as he swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

A bit scared.

Lin Li laughed, life and death are uncertain.

After all, Lin Li is very much like the type in a hospital where the doctor regretfully tells the patient’s family "sorry, if only you had come earlier," and Lin Li happily runs over with two trays of dumplings and two cups of soy milk shouting "Hey hey hey, here’s breakfast!"

Yan Aosong feels like he’s the family member now.

His future seems to have grown darker.

"Lin Li, what are you thinking about?"

"Ah? Uncle, I’m thinking about a bright future."

"Does this... bright future include me?"

"It includes you, Uncle. You’ll be a beneficiary."

"Please remove me from your bright future, I beg you."

"No way, you and Uncle Yang will be a significant part of this future."

"Can I stop it?"

"No."

"Alright."

"Uncle, why did you suddenly turn off the car lights and start accelerating?"

"Don’t worry about it."

"Can I stop it?"

"No."

"Alright."

...

"Bufan, you tell me, most car accidents happen on motorways. Why not let cars drive on sidewalks? Wouldn’t that be better?"

Last night, Lin Li, who almost had to rendezvous with Yan Aosong in a tragic end, casually asked after leisurely stepping out of the library with Bai Bufan, looking at the traffic at the door.

Bai Bufan glanced at Lin Li: "Dio? When did you arrive?"

"If a car really comes, I’ll be the first to run. Lin Li, you’d better handle it. There’s hardly any car accident at ten thousand meters high, why not let cars fly?" Ding Sihan showed an expression of disdain.

It’s Saturday afternoon, a little after five.

The "three people and a dog" just finished their afternoon study session at the library. Since lunchtime was just casual, they’re planning to have something good for dinner and are waiting for a ride-share.

"Such a pity about the top-tier buffet, I was really looking forward to it." Bai Bufan sighed.

Cannot imagine what kind of impact it would bring when sent to Bao Wei.

"Let’s talk after the finals." Lin Li chuckled.

It’s not that Lin Li is using procrastination to avoid treating others to a meal.

Originally, they planned to go for high-end buffets but after a round of selection by "three people and a dog" appointed dining critic Ding Sihan, there were only a few high-end buffets left in little Xiling, and of those few, feedback from various reviews suggested problems that wouldn’t provide a great experience.

It would be disappointing to have a subpar experience during the rare occasion they decide to splurge.

So—

"Okay," Bai Bufan nodded, then looked at the "three people": "As long as it’s domestic, I’m in. Actually, even if it’s abroad, as long as it’s not to dangerous places and your family agrees, I can ensure my parents will agree."

——This week marks the last weekend of the semester. If not eaten this week, the next chance for a high-end buffet would be during winter break.

After all, it’s a long winter break — almost thirty-five days, so the "three people and a dog" have few objections, and are either indifferent or have a willingness to accept the idea of going out to play.

Then the ’scheduled buffet’ could naturally be inserted into the travel plan.

However, whether it’s finding a homestay for fun like during National Day or traveling to other provinces’ attractions, the specifics are not yet decided.

Such are the things to be considered after exams.

"Don’t I already have a foreign travel plan? Why not consider mine? Bufan, you should respect me when you ask questions." Lin Li lamented.

"You? Get lost!" Bai Bufan raised his middle finger.

The family finds it amusing.

Indeed, Lin Li proposed a travel plan to barely count as such—

[1.26: Day after the finals, gather at Nansang Station, head to Pingjiang Airport, cheerfully welcome the winter break overseas trip!]

[1.27: Arrive in Myanmar! Sleep first! Vacation starts!]

[1.28: In Myanmar.]

[1.29: In Hanoi.]

[1.30: In Hanoi, in Laos.]

[1.31: In Hanoi, in Laos, in Sydney.]

[2.1: In Hanoi, in Laos, in Sydney, in Berlin.]

[2.2: In Hanoi, in Laos, in Sydney, in Berlin, in New York.]

Screen-side family wonders how to be at five places thousands of miles apart in one day.

"What’s wrong with the plan? Bufan, don’t be greedy. I really tried, but only found five buyers for your body parts, so the travel plan can only go until February 2.

But, I promise Bai Bufan, during this time I’ll work even harder to make you tour the world split in thirteen routes."

Lin Li punched his chest sincerely,

"Bufan, the above are my true feelings, I hope you no longer disguise in front of me. Come on, open up your true heart!"

"That’s physically opening it!"

Bai Bufan could not bear it, he tried to put Lin Li in a headlock from behind.

The "three people" watched the two bicker with smiles.

"Let’s not consider anything abroad," Chen Yu Ying spoke, "getting a visa takes quite a long time, at least half a month. Even to visa-free countries, families are hard to convince, even if they agree, they’d probably tag along? Making it less enjoyable~"

"Indeed!" Lin Li, in a headlock, snapped his fingers.

In the shadows of Xiling, one is seemingly Middle Man, guess who?

It’s you!

Haha.

A guy who tails his daughter even staying at a homestay near Xiling definitely wouldn’t approve of going abroad!

Lin Li feels Middle Man would likely be so jealous, longing to take over, choosing the night to send Ying Bao farthest and sleep with him!

It’s really possible!

"My family doesn’t mind. Going out with friends, with Ying Bao and Lin Li, there’s no worry about language barriers abroad, we at least have manageable English, and my family might allow it."

Ding Sihan, booking a ride, chimed in.

"My family isn’t so open," Qu Wanqiu shook her head, spread her hands:

"My mom thinks the streets abroad are full of people with revolvers, shooting anyone they dislike, and behind every wall lurks an insane addict with needles in hands, powder in pockets, pot in mouth, asking if you’d like a hit. She’s scared I’ll get pregnant and have a child with dark skin.

Going abroad without them is out of the question till university, don’t even think about it.

"Therefore, consider domestic only. Even domestically, there are plenty of large and beautiful spots to choose from. For now, focus on finals, so there’s more budget for travel."

Chen Yu Ying nodded, "Going abroad, let’s talk when we’re older."

"My grades don’t matter much, we can flee before results come out, act first and ask later." Lin Li raised a hand.

"You can’t hide forever, won’t home be returned to?" Chen Yu Ying glared at her boyfriend.

"Indeed, fool, many times acting first asking later is utterly stupid, brings no benefit, even affects negatively."

Bai Bufan chimed in, apparently experienced.

"Oh? Tell me, have you done anything acting first?" Lin Li knew where this was going and asked.

Bai Bufan lowered his voice, close to Lin Li’s ear, and shared:

"I once watched a video after finishing a task."

Lin Li: "?"

Bai Bufan: "The outcome was disappointing, ruined my day."

Lin Li raised a thumbs-up: "Bufan, you are this."

Legend.