The Most Random System

Beheading first and then thrashing is actually flogging a corpse.

Initially, I thought Bai Bufan wanted to express it this way, but Lin Li didn’t expect he still underestimated him.

"Sigh, Lin Li, you might not understand, that day," Bai Bufan sighed, adding in a weary tone, "it was difficult coming out in front, difficult getting up after, in short, the whole process was difficult."

"Yoshi!"

Lin Li wiggled his thumbs back and forth, expressing admiration like a superior officer.

This little white cow following Bai Bufan, its life is basically ruined.

If its owner can do this kind of torment now, who knows what daring things might happen in the future.

"What are you guys talking about?"

Though Chen Yu Ying sensibly didn’t ask, Ding Sihan, who feared nothing, could not hold back her curiosity and asked when she saw the two of them whispering.

"Oh," Lin Li turned his head, shrugged, and said flatly, "Bufan is talking about one of his difficult experiences."

"Oh, tell me more?" Ding Sihan was even more curious.

Bai Bufan glanced at Lin Li, he was also curious—because Bai Bufan was quite sure that Lin Li wouldn’t reveal the truth about their conversation.

This is basic trust.

So whatever nonsense Lin Li would say was highly anticipated.

Lin Li: "Bufan said it’s actually quite simple to drug a guy, because guys tend to trust each other. You just have to say, ’Bro, I’ve got some white sugar here, this water isn’t sweet enough, let’s make it sweeter,’ and then you can safely add the drug right in front of him. Once the guy drinks it all up unsuspectingly and passes out, you can do whatever you want, experiencing a pleasure that’s really quite... "

Ding Sihan, Chen Yu Ying, Qu Wanqiu, Bai Bufan: "?"

"What the hell kind of ’man assault experience’ is that?! Damn it, I’m not Wang Ze!!"

Bai Bufan angrily and grimly went up to strangle Lin Li, putting an end to his remaining words.

The "three" seeing the two fighting again, just smiled and ignored them.

Normally, the topic of man assault should be a more vulgar and rogue topic compared to flying high, but for both Lin Li and Bai Bufan, talking about the former was more acceptable than the latter.

Because when the "three" heard the former, they knew "the dog" was just joking.

But the latter... the two might really take off.

They might act all silly and laugh, but deep down believe it, even though they have no image in front of the "three," it’s still hard to say.

Lin Li recalled a satirical joke called "I really have one cow," where a reporter inquired if a farmer would donate a million, a hundred acres of land, or a bull. The farmer was willing to donate the first two but not the last one because he did own it.

If I remember correctly.

Something like that.

"The car’s here."

"Our car is here too."

Five people taking taxis, naturally the guys and girls each took one, arriving one after the other, Lin Li and Bai Bufan got into their car.

"But the class president said doing well in exams means a bigger budget, and that’s true. Hope the final term rankings aren’t lower than the last monthly exam." Bai Bufan sighed, giving Lin Li a resentful glance after he reported the last few digits to the driver, "It’s all your fault, Lin Li."

"This is my fault too? Aren’t you nonstick?" Lin Li scoffed.

"How can it not be your fault? You ruined the study atmosphere. You hardly look like a student in class anymore!" Bai Bufan confidently questioned.

This semester, Bai Bufan’s academic performance had significantly improved in the midterms.

Back then, Lin Li was in a highly focused stage of studying, and anyone who reads often knows that when a fun-loving but also studious person around your level starts to strive forward, it’s like the sky is falling down.

So Bai Bufan was visibly working hard too, even inspiring a wave of study enthusiasm among others in the back rows.

But now the situation has changed; firstly, Lin Li had become out of reach, going from Brother Xun to master, no longer at the same level, the gap being as wide as Lu Zhishen and Zhenguan Xi, four-six split—Lu Zhishen got a four after the fight, Zhenguan Xi got a six.

Besides the sad thick walls, Lin Li also recently stopped paying attention in class, didn’t bother with homework, and sometimes just directly asked for homework to copy, claiming he was too lazy to write, slacking off more than anyone, spending his days idly at his desk.

Although Bai Bufan knew in his heart that Lin Li had transcended basic knowledge, it wasn’t "don’t want to learn" but "don’t need to learn," he still let his guard down.

Isn’t it normal to blame Lin Li for his grades slipping?

Is there a problem? No.

Less self-blame, more mocking others; less questioning oneself, more questioning why others; rather than doubting oneself, belittling others... bro, these are top-notch life philosophies, freely shared by Bai Bufan.

Of course, the premise of following these philosophies is ensuring the other person won’t fight back and is easy to bully—

"Damn! Lin Li, you’re a sore loser! Stop it! If you hit me again, I’ll crap in the car!"

Driver: "O.o?"

What about my car, huh?

...

For dinner, Ding Sihan chose a Cantonese roast goose restaurant.

As usual, the responsibility of ordering fell to the girls, while Lin Li and Bai Bufan just played the role of eating machines.

"What do you guys want to drink? They have quite a variety here, and I saw some reviews saying the taste is really good."

Holding the menu, Ding Sihan looked up at the two across from her, busy playing on their phones.